Topic: Wuhan Kung Flu

Matt Whiffen from Melbourne, Australia, donates to become a knight, providing a "boots on the ground" perspective of the strict lockdowns in Victoria. He requests the title "Sir Matt Whiffen, Knight of the Bomarus Bay." The segment also notes a drop in U.S. unemployment figures, which the hosts jokingly attribute to "Trump Jobs Karma."

The hosts review four listener-submitted jingles for the ongoing health crisis, debating whether to use the term "Wuhan Flu" or "Coronavirus." Dvorak objects to the term "flu" as a misnomer for a coronavirus, while Curry presents "Kung Flu Fighting" parodies. They ultimately select a jingle styled after Bob Seger for future segments.