Topic: Van Winkle

Seth Harper is dubbed "Sir Seth the Mountain Knight" following a significant donation. He references Adam Curry's past appearance on the Adam Carolla show and his time at Salem College in West Virginia. The hosts emphasize that their producer credits are legitimate for use on professional resumes.

Adam and John perform a formal knighthood ceremony for Ignacio Salome and elevate Henry Clay to the rank of Baron. They use the show's traditional "hookers and blow" imagery, jokingly adding "mutton and mead" from their "spirit kitchen" to the list of rewards. The hosts direct the new knights to claim their rings from the show's official website.

A donation segment includes a request for American-made whiskey recommendations for a connoisseur. Suggestions include Maker's Mark, Pappy Van Winkle, and the novelty of a Jack Daniels magnum. The segment also features a plug for the band Krushor, featuring listener Sir Kelly Spongberg on bass.