Topic: Cuba Cigars

Adam and John perform a formal knighthood ceremony for Ignacio Salome and elevate Henry Clay to the rank of Baron. They use the show's traditional "hookers and blow" imagery, jokingly adding "mutton and mead" from their "spirit kitchen" to the list of rewards. The hosts direct the new knights to claim their rings from the show's official website.

A producer provides travel tips for buying authentic Cuban cigars in Havana, warning tourists about the prevalence of fakes even in official shops. Another report details the economic struggles in Puerto Rico but recommends flying JetBlue into the smaller Ponce airport to avoid the chaos of the international terminal. The hosts discuss the "cigar black market" involving police and factory bosses.