Topic: Vaccination Song

A parody of "Santa Baby" titled "Fauci Baby" features lyrics about receiving fourth and fifth booster shots and remaining a "good slave" to pandemic restrictions. The song mocks the ongoing cycle of vaccinations and mask mandates. During the segment, John Dvorak mentions that his front teeth have literally fallen out, causing a brief moment of distress.

The Department of Health and Human Services and Secretary Kathleen Sebelius are using an animated episode of "Sid the Science Kid" to promote H1N1 vaccinations to children. The hosts play a song from the White House website that encourages kids to "get the shot" even if it hurts. They express concern over the aggressive marketing of vaccines as the primary future revenue stream for big pharmaceutical companies.