Topic: Santa Baby

A parody of "Santa Baby" titled "Fauci Baby" features lyrics about receiving fourth and fifth booster shots and remaining a "good slave" to pandemic restrictions. The song mocks the ongoing cycle of vaccinations and mask mandates. During the segment, John Dvorak mentions that his front teeth have literally fallen out, causing a brief moment of distress.

The "Omicron" variant is introduced through parodies of "On the Road Again" and "Mama Don't Take My Kodachrome Away." The hosts point out that Waterford, Ireland, has a 99.7% vaccination rate yet the highest infection rate. A parody of "Santa Baby" titled "Fauci Baby" features a singer asking for fourth, fifth, and eighth booster shots to remain an "awful good slave."