Topic: Tigard

A series of high-value donations are acknowledged, including a $666 contribution from an "Adam in Austin" and a $369.15 donation from the Grand Duke of the Pacific Northwest. A donor from Healdsburg, California, requests a "damehood" for his wife Amy's birthday amidst local wildfire evacuations. A debate ensues regarding the safety of using a rain stick in California due to the risk of lightning-induced fires.

Sir Dwayne Melancon of Tigard, Oregon, is elevated to the rank of Grand Duke with a donation of $333.32. In his note, he mentions using an ultraviolet sanitizer for his phone and keys, describing it as a modern "prepper" item. He requests the "Obama Gangster's Paradise" jingle to be played at the end of the show.

A segment dedicated to the show's "Value for Value" model features significant donations from listeners. The Grand Duke from Tigard, Oregon, and James York are recognized for their contributions. New knights, including the Knight of Steel and Oystein Berge, are officially inducted into the No Agenda Roundtable.