Topic: Text Alert

The University of Missouri-St. Louis (UMSL) was placed on lockdown after a history professor was spotted carrying a six-foot-long antique musket for a class presentation. The incident triggered a new text alert system, which school officials praised as a success despite the lack of an actual threat. The hosts characterize these frequent lockdowns and alerts as "slave training" designed to instill a state of constant fear.

A shooting occurred in the parking lot of Skyline College following an altercation between two groups. The school utilized a text-messaging alert system to instruct students to "shelter in place," a move the hosts compare to Virginia Tech protocols. Witnesses reported the suspects fled in a "fluorescent purple" Ford Escort with spinning rims and paper license plates.