Topic: Table Of The Round

A formal knighting ceremony is held for Tyler O'Brien, Sean Stedman, and Steve Cabrel, who are inducted into the Order of the Heart. This special order includes a unique lapel pin and signet ring to signify support for the show's hosts. The ceremony features the traditional "Order of the Heart" jingle and a list of the various perks available at the No Agenda Round Table.

John Aaron Jr. was knighted as "Sir Jack of the Heartland" following a donation of $1,031.09. The ceremony included the traditional reading of the "Hookers and Blow" jingle and an invitation to the Round Table. Sir Jack's contribution was recognized as a significant act of support for the No Agenda mission.

In the first donation segment, the hosts thank producers for their financial support under the "value-for-value" model. Sir David, the Duke of America's Heartland, contributes $666.66 and shares a history of Mother's Day founder Ann Jarvis. Other donors are recognized with titles such as "Sir Raleigh of Crystal Palace" and "Dame Swanee." The segment emphasizes the community's role in keeping the show independent and ad-free.

The official knighting of Sir Smokes A Lot and Dame Phil of Hollyhurst is completed. The hosts marvel at the ability to broadcast a high-quality show from a small, poorly equipped hotel room in New York City using a T-Mobile iPhone connection.