Topic: St Peters

President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky met at St. Peter's Basilica during the funeral services for Pope Francis. Trump reportedly pressured Zelensky to accept a peace deal involving territorial concessions to Russia and US access to Ukraine's mineral wealth. Following the meeting, Trump posted on Truth Social criticizing Vladimir Putin for civilian attacks and using the unusual phrase "tapping me along," which the hosts identify as a potential "Google whack" or unique linguistic blurt.

Sean Akers of St. Peters, Missouri, is knighted following a donation of $800.08. He shares a note about the No Agenda community and his interest in acid techno and disco house mixes. He is dubbed "Sir A-0011-0001 Sauce of the Zoans" during the ceremony.

Pope Francis apologized after an incident in St. Peter's Square where he visibly lost patience and slapped the hand of a woman who had grabbed him and pulled him toward her. The altercation occurred just before the Pope delivered a speech denouncing violence against women. Observers noted the Pope's expression of disgust following the encounter as a sign of elitism.

The atmospheric events surrounding the papal conclave are discussed, including a seagull landing on the Sistine Chapel chimney and the timing of rain stopping as the white smoke appeared. The hosts contrast the ancient, low-tech signaling methods of the Vatican with the high-tech, global media presence of anchors like Brian Williams in St. Peter's Square.