Topic: Sir Ladyfingers

The Peerage Committee addresses a territorial dispute in Ohio between Sir Corwin Underwood and Sir Ladyfingers. A ruling is made to "gerrymander" the district to allow for specific county protectorates. Additionally, Dame Patricia Worthington is elevated to the rank of Viscountess of Biscayne Bay.

The hosts celebrate the wedding anniversary of listeners Lonnie and Casey and perform a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Quistan of Lincolnshire and Sir Ladyfingers. They reiterate the "value for value" model of the show, thanking the audience for their continued financial support.