4 chapters across the catalog
The show concludes with a "Good News" segment featuring the rescue of a dog from a sinkhole. The hosts sign off with their traditional catchphrases and a parody song featuring New York City Mayor Eric Adams. The episode ends with a reminder of the next broadcast and a final "Value for Value" appeal.
Einstein 3A and AT&T's $3 Billion Cybersecurity Contract
AT&T wins a $3 billion government contract for "Einstein 3A," an enhanced cybersecurity service for .gov websites. The hosts express outrage that the multi-billion dollar project appears to consist of basic email filtering and "sinkholing" features that are already available in open-source software. They characterize the contract as a massive waste of taxpayer money for "installing Norton" on government servers.
A 15-year-old listener from India named Rajdeep sent photos comparing the massive sinkhole in Guatemala to similar geological features on Mars. The hosts discuss the visual similarities between the two and joke about the possibility of the same technology being used to create holes on both planets.
Guatemala Sinkhole and Space-Based Weapon Theories
A perfectly circular, 30-story deep sinkhole appeared in Guatemala City following a tropical storm. The hosts debate whether the hole was a natural occurrence or created by a space-based beam weapon or "earthquake machine." They suggest the event could be related to recent oil discoveries in Guatemala and might serve as a warning from "economic hit men" to the local government.
