Topic: Robert Goschko

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Stephen Wallard and Don Kiel, who have reached the $1,000 donation threshold. Robert Goschko is elevated to the rank of Viscount. The segment includes the traditional "sword" sound effects and a list of celebratory indulgences for the new knights.

Robert Goschko from Sherwood Park, Alberta, is credited as the Executive Producer for Episode 209 after contributing $200. The hosts acknowledge the lack of American producers for this specific episode and officially "de-douch" Goschko for his first-time donation. Mention is also made of Andrew McKinnon, the series producer for June.