Topic: Nut Milk

Lindy Pfaffenbach is officially damed as "Dame Lindy of Squirrel Nut Acres" following a donation from her husband. She requests chocolate chip cookies and milk stout for the Round Table and mentions her work in local media. Another producer, Nicole, requests the "massive dumps" jingle in honor of her boyfriend Chris Patty's path to knighthood.

The hosts read the birthday list for the week and perform a formal "daming" ceremony for Lindy Pfaffenbach. She is officially dubbed "Dame Lindy of Squirrel Nut Acres" and welcomed to the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the traditional list of humorous "amenities" provided to new knights and dames, such as "mutton and mead" and "ginger ale and gerbils."

The hosts promote the No Agenda Stream and the Gitmo list before discussing the decline of traditional dairy consumption. They mock the millennial preference for "nut sap" or "nut slurry" (plant-based milks), debating the ingredients used to keep these liquids in suspension. The segment includes a humorous exchange about the "cow pus" narrative often used by activists to discourage drinking cow's milk.