Topic: Nursery Rhymes

A trend in children's literature features "woke" themes, including titles like "A is for Activist," "C is for Consent," and "Nursery Rhymes for Social Good." The hosts mock these books as blatant propaganda for toddlers and propose a satirical alternative titled "Brave Baby," which would focus on Second Amendment rights. A parody "No Agenda Babies" audiobook is presented as a counter to the social justice titles.

The BBC's CBeebies channel altered the lyrics of "Humpty Dumpty" to have a happy ending, claiming the original version was too distressing for children. Instead of being unable to put him together, the new version states the king's horses "made Humpty happy again." The hosts mock this trend of sanitizing classic stories to avoid upsetting young audiences.