1:11:56 That's one way people provide value to the show. The other is through finances and we definitely need that and we do have people to thank. We like to thank the top donors for each episode and bestow them with the well-deserved title of executive producer or subsequently associate executive producer. And let's see who we've got on today's list. It's a real credit. Sir Husky Bottoms of the Hardwoods is our opening executive producer. He's top of the list. $464.04. He's in Franklin, Tennessee. Sweet little town. I want to tell you something, but first let me tell you this. I only realized how long, that's a gag from the last show. I only realized how long it's been since my last donation when I searched for my donation math.
1:12:43 My only donation last year was in the amount of 62 bucks on September 3rd, which must have been Adam's birthday. I need a de-douching! Oh, hold on a sec. I was lowering the desk. Here comes the de-douching. You've been de-douched. So he is now at the lower level of Baron, which is Baronette. Which I'd like to take the liberty to request a title change. Check that and make sure it's Baronet. Oh, I will as you continue, yes. As I'm in the final stretch of closing my business, I'd like to change my name from Sir Husky Bottoms of the Hardwoods to, it would be Baronet Muellstrong, I believe. Yes, I have that, I have it corrected in the show notes. You're sure he's going to be a Baronet?
1:13:32 Well, if I'm not mistaken, three nights is a barren net. I think it's four nights you're barren? Don't we have Viscount in there somewhere? You are the peerage committee, I hate to say it. I know, but this numbers thing is sometimes confusing. Numbers, man, it's complicated. I'm glad you do the finances for the show. It makes me feel really secure. Yeah. Tina always asks me, you sure you trust Dvorak with all the money? Maybe double knight is baronette intent, 3k is baron. Somebody in the troll room, look this up quick. Don't come up with the answer, I'll just keep reading. My pronunciation being the sheriff of Leapers Fork.
1:14:18 As I hearken back to the days of John harassing Adam about his spin class, oh, I should go back into that. I can only assume he might have some thoughts on running into a fellow knight, Sir Russ, I guess, in a hot yoga class, hot yoga, H-O-T yoga here in Franklin, Tennessee. I'm sure that once Russ hears of my ascension to the Franklin peerage, he will have no choice but to donate. Oh, so in other words, Sir Russ hasn't been donating. No, but what does that have to do with my spin class?
1:14:57 He is worried that if you're in one of these kind of classes, you know, where it's mostly women and you're there as the guy, you know what I'm saying? Get my drift, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. That you have, there must be some protocol for approaching another night. Oh. So he doesn't know. By the way. I'm mere weeks away from completing my last commitments and I will be able to switch gears from business owner to salary and commission board. Could I please get some Trump jobs karma as well as an asset liquidation goat karma? Yes, and he will be a baron. A double knight is baronet. Then you get a baron. Then a... and you should kind of know this. You are the peerage committee. I do know it. I do know it. I'm right now. I didn't get enough sleep. Oh, okay. All righty. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! You've got
1:15:55 There we go. We need a report back on the efficacy of the Trump karma. Yes, and I keep getting messages. I have not heard from someone who said it didn't work. I have heard from several people saying it does work. I think there's a version that doesn't work and I think we're staying away from that version. Okay. I'm just guessing. All right. Frank Asgenstadt, Knight of Armandale, Baron of Stonington, Viscount of Port Phillip Bay, Australia. Wow. That's the way you do it, by the way. Right there. $425.90. Use them up.
1:16:37 Hello, John Adams been a while since my last executive producer donation to be precise. It was back in June 2017 now We have but two guys in a row giving us Detailed dates. I like it previous donations. It's an honor of my daughter's upcoming wedding on Saturday Sunday, 26 January, which is also Australia Day. Oh, some we don't. We write that down for for the newsletter. It'll be Australia. We should make a big deal out of it. Yes. The donation amount matches my daughter's birthday of 25th April 1990, which also happens to be and Zack day.
1:17:13 another significant day in Australian history. I'd like some karma for my incredible, I don't know what that is, somebody might know. No, we've discussed Anzac. Go ahead, keep reading, I'll tell you what it is. Okay, I'd like to have some karma for my incredible wife, Michelle, to ensure Sunday's wedding celebration goes smoothly. My monthly 1111 has promoted me to Viscount on this path to earldom. Next, keep up the amazing work because the M5M certainly won't do it. P.S. Please feel free to butcher the pronunciations of my surname, everyone else does. Frank Agenstadt, Knight of the Armandale, Baron of Stonington, Viscount of Port Phillip Bay, Australia. Anzac Day is a commemoration of all those fallen in wars in Australia and New Zealand. And I think it's an April 25th. There you go. It's in April. And he wanted a karma, so we'll give him that.
1:18:06 You've got karma. Excuse me. Anonymous comes in at 350 bucks. Uh, I would like to return some of the value the show has given me after many failed and expensive what I WF treatments. I think it means IVF. Oh, it says IW, okay. IVF treatments, my smoking hot wife fell into depression, I did not know what to do. Luckily, a producer mentioned the Crichton model of the donation segment, in a donation segment. Short conversation with a specialist gave her hope and it worked out. I would appreciate some, there you go, huh? There you go, now you're talking. I would appreciate some baby karma so it all goes well and we can soon have a new slave and get Monation cow.
1:19:00 when you get money in cow land. Thank you for your show and special thanks to the producers Love and Light. The Creighton model fertility care system is a form of natural family planning which involves identifying the fertile period during a woman's menstrual cycle. Okay, that's Isn't that just what they called the thermometer method? Or the rhythm method? The rhythm method, yeah. Hey, we're gonna send you some badass baby karma right now. See if we can make that work. You've got karma. Al, Lavender Blossoms is here with $333.33. That's part of a, that's a little tip we get for plugging his lavenderblossoms.org. What is it? Lavenderblossoms.org. We don't plug it. He puts it in his donation notes and he sends us products. No, we like it. We use the products. It's not that we're doing any sort of extra curricular favor. Well, when you say plug it, it sounds like it's some kind of ad.
1:20:01 I never thought of an ad as a plug. Ads are paid for. Yes. So it's my opinion. I just want to make sure that everyone understands that he we love the product. In fact, he started the business. I think sent us sent us some product. We liked it, gave it to some other people. And then he. Well, Mimi Mimi uses the CBD creams. The cells different varieties. She's only found two that are worth a powder. Lavender Blossom is one of them and the other one was Mary's. Those are the two brands, plug in it. And the main reason is because many of these products stink. They really actually stink. Lavender Blossom smells nice. Yeah, they literally stink. Yeah. All right. Baroness Susan Johnson comes in. She's our first associate executive producer at $280 in Hillsborough, Oregon. She wrote a card.
1:21:00 I got two cards actually for this show and that was the total number of checks over 52 and they're all cards. It's a thank you card, it's very pretty. A Dame Drive donation to go towards Haley Hunsinger's Dame Hood for her birthday on January 30th. I think she's on there. She turns 28 in the morning, Baroness Susan. There you have it. How nice and we'll have her on the list. Thank you, Baroness. Yeah, for Haley Hunsinger. Todd Troutman comes in. She's over there down the street from you in Austin, Texas. That $250, it finally clicked.
1:21:41 that any media that never mentions the Smith-Mund Modernization Act is in itself propaganda. That's a good point. And that's essentially all of them. No Agenda is the only source I'm aware of that reveals this important information. I'm concerned with anything being read or not Just want to show appreciation for the value. And we'll show it right back with a little bit of karma for you. You've got karma. He's also, he's a, and you, it's funny, you're both in Austin and you're both pushing this idea. Personally, I've always believed that the media has been promoting propaganda with or without the Smith-Muntz Act. It doesn't seem to stop him, let's put it that way.
1:22:27 Baron David of Pennsylvania comes in at $222.22. Here's a bag of deuces. Thank you, Baron David. Scott Morgan, $204. And this comes from the NOAA General Local 512 January meetup. Yes, I'll be reading the meetup reports in the second donation segment. Thank you very much, Scott. He is Sir Scott of the Armory, so he organizes quite a bit. And I'm sad that I wasn't at the last meetup. You know who was there? Sergeant Fred, our old buddy Sergeant Fred. Vietnam vet. Vietnam vet Sergeant Fred. I have not spoken to him in years. He always used to come in with double nickels on the dime.
1:23:08 And I know he had some health issues, truly Agent Orange health issues. So we wish him well, of course, and hopefully I'll make it to one of these. They always do it on Thursdays, so I don't feel like I have to go. That's the point, and I appreciate it, but I would like to see some people. I'd like to see everybody again. So thank you to the No Agenda Local 512 January Meetup Group. You guys are great. Sir Don, Baron of New Hampshire comes in with $203.33. Can I ask you a question? I'm sorry. Can I ask you a question? So if a meetup group hits an executive or associate executive producer level, shouldn't we have a different thing for them, like a garrison? I'm just spitballing, as we say in politics. Shouldn't we have levels for the groups, for the meetups? So you want to turn the meetups into a competition?
1:24:06 No, I was just saying it would be nice maybe people well yes It's called gamification if you really must know and I thought it would be fun. Oh well Maybe let's we'll think about it if this is it if it's demanded. We'll do it. Okay. That's the way to go That's all that's how we always do everything if you bitch at us enough. We'll finally do it Just keep keep the notes coming right onward with sir Don that Baron of New Hampshire who says John, my name is pronounced Kiel. Okay, Sir Kiel, Baron of New Hampshire. Huh. That's interesting. Just a joke. Just got around to check out the Animated No Agenda. Pretty friggin' awesome. And I subscribed and my three different Gmail accounts all subscribed. Very good. Excellent. That's what we need. That's how you get the Algos interested.
1:25:03 Yeah, it's been a while since I last donated but always listening. Thanks for the dose of sanity you bring to my life. My brother, who is entrenched in mainstream media and the university life claims he is clinically depressed from all the shit. Okay. Unfortunately, he's too far gone to get hit in the mouth. Thanks for bringing my sanity, some karma, please, and the long lost. It's science. Thanks, guys. I think it would be worth it to try and hit him in the mouth. I mean, no one's really too far gone.
1:25:40 I had a, I had a, well, let me get to the last. I had a dinner. I was at dinner, dinner. Somebody, let me give him his, his, his karma first. And then I want to hear about your dinner. You've got karma. I have more thoughts on this, but this is, I'm just starting to notice a trend because after having lunch with one of the Lib Joe's and then having dinner in a Berkeley house with a bunch of people that were seem normal. until, you know, Trump was brought up into the conversation, which was not by me. They just felt like doing it, but I couldn't help but, you know, toss in a couple of things like out of the blue. What did you do? What did you do? Well, I asked a simple question because somebody brought up, you know, the country's going to pot and Trump's a horrible guy and Putin's running the country.
1:26:40 This keeps coming up. Putin's puppet, Putin's running the country. That's why we keep putting sanctions on him, I guess. It's interesting. So I say, you're telling me that you think Putin is running the country. And she says, whose dad was CIA, incidentally, she mentions that she said, Well, no, but he's calling the shots. And everybody nodded in agreement at this table. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all bouncing their heads up and down. And I'm looking around thinking, are these people insane? They literally, not in any other way, they literally think Putin is running the country, or at least calling the shots.
1:27:39 How is this even in the realm of... How do people get to this point? It's very easy, John. I don't know who these people were. These are headline readers, man. These are people... It's the same people that I had dinner with. They get a headline, they hear a lead from Jake Tapper or they hear from Rachel because they only consume one type of diet. You know, they're eating kale all day. Eventually you're going to get sick if you eat kale all day. So they're eating stuff that's really... Joshua says, babies in cages! Oh really? They did the babies in cages? Now you didn't get into that with anyone, did you? Like, oh actually it was Obama. Tell me you didn't do that. No, but it was late enough in the evening, because the dinner was pretty much over, we were eating dessert. I think it's something that somebody said like that and I said, well this is great but I think I'm done.
1:28:30 I wasn't going to get into a political discussion because they were just people that didn't really keep up with politics. They weren't following the news. And I bailed out and everybody else bailed out too. The whole thing broke up right there. Oh man. Putin! That's so sad. Damn Putin. I mean, I hear pundits say that from time to time. And they have some statistic to back it up, like, yeah, Putin's... I mean, it was an American policy previously, whatever it takes to keep Russia out of the Middle East. So for people who are still in the USSR-Soviet Union frame of mind,
1:29:13 I think it comes across as very scary that we've made, I think the smart move, say here have at it, have at it, you enjoy. We don't need them anymore, we got the oil, we got our own oil, we don't need it. That's at least what I'm told, I have not counted the oil myself. I'm just presuming that's true. It's very depressing that people think Putin's calling the shots and they're rational. Is that really depressing to you? It is because these are otherwise rational people And why would you live in a country where you think Putin's calling the shots, that Russians are running the United States of America? Are you kidding me? I feel pity. I feel that people are sick. These people truly have some health issues and they're doing it to themselves.
1:29:58 There's no doubt about that, you can tell. No president really runs... we have a processed government and you can see it, it's on display. We have 12 hours of debate about how we're going to run a trial. I mean this is processed government, everything is processed. It's why nothing ever works. So if you think... It works fine. That's intended to be so. So people think that Putin is somehow running the show are idiots and have been mind-controlled and should be careful at what other things they're thinking outside of politics. I can't imagine. They're making wrong bad decisions all day all night. Man oh man oh man.
1:30:40 Okay, onward with our last associate executive producer, Sir Carl with a K in Rochester, New York, $200.33. Gents, I heard John playing clips from a podcast and making fun of it on a recent episode. Well done. Huh. I knew I had to contribute to the show again. Keep up the great work. No jingles, no karma. Hey, you got to pan another podcast, man. Apparently people like that. Don't know what it is you play. You know I wanted to do that as a feature some years ago. No. I'm against it I'm against it. I don't like I don't like it, but if you were against it, and I Knuckled under if it's an m5m podcast like the Chuck Todd cast you know no. I know it was like the normal It was actually the first one I ridiculed which the guys got a kick out of was the morning stream Yeah, oh boy did that stir up a whole bunch of crap So you don't live in the in the online world you you close the show when you're done you go finish your book I'm I
1:31:39 You're writing vinegar stories, and I have to deal with the fallout. Yeah, it's cuz no one emails you I get it all yeah Well, yeah, well the guys at the morning stream. You know they're great is that still on I don't know if it is anymore That's a good question that which is you know that is a good question if it is these guys do a lot of work He asked for no jingles. No karma will not give that to him, but I would like to play something for your friends And I think you might want to consider an upgrade of friends. There's only so much you can do in the San Francisco Bay Area. This also shows you the necessity for the no agenda meetups. This is exactly why people like to go hang out together because even if you have different beliefs
1:32:39 And I mean beliefs, like godly beliefs, religious beliefs, political beliefs, doesn't matter. No one cares because they all understand. We're all here. You think this, I think that, whatever, fine, I'm not upset by it. noagendameetups.com. And thanks to these executive producers and associate executive producers for keeping the show going for yet another episode. It is highly appreciated. We'll be bestowing Sir Husky Bottoms of the hardwoods with his title upgrade in our second donation segment. We also thank everybody who comes in over 50 but under the associate executive producer level. You can help us for the next show. That's a can, C-A-N. Help us by going to the following website address. Dvorak.org
1:33:22 Slash N A. And remember that hitting a friend in the mouth can make a friend forever! Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. World Order! Shut up! That guy's so goofy. That's a good one. The spy candidate. The spook. Pete Buttigieg. No one's fooled by you, Poot. We know that you're a spook. It's okay. Good try. They always try, they do pretty good.