Topic: News Oddity

A 29-year-old man pleaded not guilty to attempted murder after allegedly stabbing a DJ at a vegan strip club. The hosts find the concept of a "vegan strip club" absurd and use it as a closing news item. They prepare to transition into the final donation acknowledgments and end-of-show mixes.

A brief news item reports on a woman who died after attempting to use a jackhammer as a sexual device. The hosts discuss the absurdity of the headline and the lack of necessary further detail.