Topic: Morgan Hill

Several producers send in donations, including Troy Kropog and Sir Julian Earl. Sir Julian announces he is moving from California to Austin, Texas, citing the illegality of his activities in California. He mentions that Joe Rogan is also in Austin building a new studio. The hosts perform "de-douching" rituals for various listeners and discuss the influx of people moving to Texas.

The Mega Millions jackpot reached an estimated $1 billion after months without a winner. Despite the excitement, the segment notes that nearly one-third of lottery winners eventually declare bankruptcy, highlighting the poor statistical odds and the financial mismanagement often associated with sudden wealth.

The hosts read various donor notes, including an encoded message from a special operations supporter in California. Sir Jim Spitzer is named the Earl of Suffolk County and requests a clip from Mel Brooks' "History of the World, Part 1." The segment maintains the show's tradition of acknowledging "executive producers" who provide financial support.

A San Jose man, Juan Rodriguez, was arrested at a Safeway in Morgan Hill for secretly videotaping women. He is charged with using a concealed camera for "sexual gratification," a phrasing the hosts find unusual and potentially indicative of expanding privacy laws. They question if simply looking at someone could eventually be criminalized under similar logic.