Topic: Miss North Dakota

The hosts perform a "television producer" deconstruction of the Miss America pageant. They praise a ventriloquist act but critique the overall selection of contestants, noting that "genuine beauties" are often overlooked. Cara Mund of North Dakota is crowned the winner, though the hosts compare her appearance to Marie Osmond and Miley Cyrus.

The newly crowned Miss America, Cara Mund, expresses her disapproval of the U.S. withdrawal from the Paris Climate Agreement. The hosts analyze her background as a business entrepreneurship major with political ambitions in North Dakota. They conclude that the pageant questions were "rigged" to favor anti-Trump sentiments.