Topic: Mike Holmes

A Canadian charity pitch featuring Mike Holmes for SOS Children's Villages is analyzed for its "peculiar" presentation. The hosts find the script awkward, particularly a line about orphans not having anyone to make them breakfast before school when they don't actually attend school. They compare the Canadian style of charity appeals to American versions.

Producer Mike requests that the hosts convince his fiancée that James Holmes is an "MKUltra patsy." The hosts also discuss a send-off meetup in Austin and acknowledge several birthday requests. A "Do Not Resuscitate Slave" joke is made in reference to a senior citizen knighthood request.