Topic: Michael Moss

Michael Moss is inducted as a No Agenda Knight following a significant donation. The hosts discuss his request for explanations of "virtue signaling" and "performatives," terms frequently used on the show to describe social and political behaviors. They direct listeners to resources like the No Agenda Player and the work of Professor Jim Pennebaker for deeper analysis of these concepts.

A series of birthday wishes are read for listeners and their spouses, including a "big five-0" celebration. The formal knighthood ceremony for Sir Michael Moss is conducted, featuring the traditional list of "Hookers and Blow" and other humorous accolades. The hosts encourage the new knight to share photos of his certificate and ring with the community.