Topic: Madrasa

Sir Animus of Lower Slobovia initiates a "Dame Matching Campaign," donating $1,301 to sponsor twelve Damehoods for female producers who contribute $55.10. The segment includes a complex set of instructions and a preamble regarding social identifiers and "beings" on a computer printout.

The candidates' discussion of Israel and Iran is criticized for propagating inaccuracies regarding Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's statements. Biden's frequent references to Scranton and his use of the word "madrasas" are noted as attempts to connect with voters that may have missed the mark. Both candidates are seen as running out of substantive material halfway through the foreign policy segment.