7 chapters across the catalog
Prince Andrew has vacated the Royal Lodge amid renewed outrage over photos in the Epstein files, with Vice President J.D. Vance suggesting Andrew should testify before Congress. Donald Trump dismissed his own mentions in the files as a conspiracy against him, noting that most references were merely archived news articles.
Episode Artwork, J. Conn Sketch and Harvard Morgue
The hosts review the artwork for Episode 1564 by J. Conn Sketch, featuring Joe Biden and a "Wheel of Fortune" of distractions. A "secret clip" details a scandal at Harvard Medical School where morgue manager Cedric Lodge allegedly stole and sold human body parts, including heads and skin, to buyers like "Cat's Creepy Creations."
Michael Lofthouse, Carmel Valley Restaurant Incident
A video went viral showing Michael Lofthouse, identified as a Silicon Valley CEO, shouting racial slurs at an Asian family at a Carmel Valley restaurant. Investigation reveals that Lofthouse's company, "Solid 8," appears to be a small LLC operating out of a mail drop rather than a major tech firm. The incident was widely covered by national media and Gizmodo, leading to questions about whether the story was amplified to serve a specific political narrative about Silicon Valley.
Red Flag Laws, Off The Grid Lodge Promotion
Donors from Colorado and Georgia highlight new legislation, including Colorado's Red Flag Law (Senate Bill 181). A donor from Dawsonville, Georgia, promotes "Off The Grid Lodge," offering special pricing for No Agenda producers. The hosts perform "de-douching" rituals for listeners and discuss the importance of local political awareness.
Knighting Ceremony, Sir Off-the-Grid Lodge
The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for "Sir Off-the-Grid Lodge" and "Baron of the Valley" (Sir Eric VM). They explain the perks of joining the No Agenda Roundtable, including the physical rings and certificates. A brief "glitch" report explains that recent airport delays were caused by a Microsoft Silverlight and .NET configuration error at a flight weight-and-balance company.
Woodrow Wilson's Stroke, Edith Wilson, League of Nations Conspiracy
A PBS documentary reveals that President Woodrow Wilson was incapacitated by a severe stroke during the final 18 months of his presidency, a fact hidden from the public by his wife, Edith Wilson. During this time, Edith effectively functioned as the first female president. The "conspiracy" resulted in Wilson refusing to compromise with Senator Henry Cabot Lodge, ultimately leading to the failure of the U.S. to join the League of Nations.
California has officially implemented a ban on the sale of foie gras, with restaurants facing fines starting at $250 and escalating to $1,000. The ban, heavily lobbied for by PETA, has led to "goodbye foie gras" events and sold-out inventories at high-end eateries.
