Topic: Lee Olivares

The hosts thank high-tier donors for Episode 881. Lee Olivares is knighted after an $880 donation, and Andrew Martin contributes $250. Other significant donations come from R.K. Henley, John Donovan, and Dennis van Dendrijshin. The segment includes a discussion on PayPal issues and "Black Knight" status.

John C. Dvorak attempts to play the recorder and tonette. The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Lee Olivares, welcoming him to the "roundtable" with a traditional list of humorous perks, including "mutton and mead" and "hookers and blow."