Topic: Jeremy Rudder

John and Kelly Rudder are credited as the sole Executive Producers for the episode after a $1,050 donation. The contribution resolves a previous PayPal issue and secures "Insta-Knighthoods" for John and Jeremy Rudder. The hosts discuss the "value for value" model, noting that this was nearly the first time in two years the show lacked an outside executive producer.

The hosts conduct a formal knighthood ceremony for Colin Cunningham, John Rutter, and Jeremy Rutter. The new knights are jokingly granted the "requisite assets" of the round table, including hookers, blow, and various regional delicacies. A single birthday shout-out is given to Steeler Gromal on his 22nd birthday.