Topic: Colin Cunningham

A series of donations are acknowledged, including a "de-douching" for David Hart and a knighthood for Sir Colin the Deaf, Dumb, Blind Knight. The hosts read notes from various contributors across the US and Australia, granting "Jobs Karma" to those seeking employment and thanking the "No Agenda" community for their continued financial support.

The hosts conduct a formal knighthood ceremony for Colin Cunningham, John Rutter, and Jeremy Rutter. The new knights are jokingly granted the "requisite assets" of the round table, including hookers, blow, and various regional delicacies. A single birthday shout-out is given to Steeler Gromal on his 22nd birthday.