Topic: Jason Williams

Donations were received from Anastasia Parov, Jason Williams, and Robert Campbell, the latter of whom shared a story about being scammed by a timeshare marketing company. A knighting ceremony was performed for Sir iShare Media following a cumulative donation of $1,000. The segment emphasizes the "value-for-value" model of the show, which relies entirely on listener support rather than advertising.

A series of listener donations are read, including a $55.55 contribution from student Matthew Phillips and a $168.88 tax refund donation from William Che. A donor from India, Paria Nana Panina, contributes $50 to challenge stereotypes about Indian listeners' willingness to donate, earning the right to jokingly call non-contributors "douchebags."