Topic: Jade Rabbit

The Chinese "Jade Rabbit" lunar rover landing is mocked for its suggestive naming, while a near-miss between the USS Cowpens and a Chinese naval vessel in the South China Sea is analyzed. Reports indicate the U.S. cruiser was gathering intelligence on China's aircraft carrier when the Chinese vessel blocked its course.

China's "Jade Rabbit" rover lands on the moon, but the hosts question the authenticity of the video footage, comparing it to the "Blair Witch Project." They criticize the low-frame-rate "webcam" look of the landing and suggest the entire event may have been filmed in a studio.