Topic: Harpoons

Julian Assange denied Bill Maher's claims that WikiLeaks published donors' full credit card numbers, stating they only release the last four digits to track potential money laundering. In a breaking news update, a riot reportedly broke out on a beach in Corsica after a tourist took a photo of a woman in a burkini, resulting in several injuries and burned cars.

The European Space Agency's Philae lander mission to Comet 67P is characterized as a "fail" after its anchoring harpoons failed to fire, causing it to bounce into a dark crevice. The hosts discuss the limitations of the 10-year-old battery and transmitter technology used in the spacecraft.

The U.S. government is criticized for selling advanced military hardware to both India and Pakistan, effectively fueling a regional arms race. The hosts list specific equipment being sold, including F-16 jets, Harpoon missiles, and various howitzers, noting the irony of a Nobel Peace Prize-winning president acting as an arms dealer. They suggest the geopolitical strategy involves destabilizing Pakistan to facilitate oil pipelines from Afghanistan to India.