Topic: Government Phones

An attempt to contact Senator Rand Paul's office for comment on government waste resulted in frustration, as the media line allegedly disconnected the call before a message could be left. The host expresses disdain for congressional offices that cut themselves off from public and media discourse.

An anonymous government source clarifies that the TikTok ban on government phones is largely performative, as these devices are already restricted from downloading unauthorized apps. In Alabama, three school districts are suing major social media companies, alleging they have created a youth mental health crisis. The hosts compare these legal actions to the historic tobacco master settlement agreement.