Topic: Fortune Cookies

The final donation segment features Joshua Dilsaver, who contributed $138 after finding a promotion fortune in a "Chinese-Mexican burrito." Other donors include William Durkin and George Kunath, the latter of whom requested less vulgar language. The show concludes with a formal knighthood ceremony for "Sir Pinder-net" and "Circus Media Knight," accompanied by the traditional list of "No Agenda" provisions.

The hosts read a letter from Aaron and Joseph Kramer, who donated after receiving a "fortune cookie" message. A long list of $62.62 "birthday donations" for John C. Dvorak is read. They discuss the history of the show's $2 subscription model and why they transitioned to an open "Value-for-Value" system.