4 chapters across the catalog
Alex Jones Neighbor Anecdote, Joe Biden Bumble, Evergreen Show
The hosts review classic clips, including a Joe Biden verbal stumble from 2020 and Alex Jones' infamous "eat my neighbors" rant during the initial COVID-19 lockdowns. Plans for a mid-January "Evergreen" clip show are announced.
Al Sharpton "Ass Tick" Anecdote and Morning Zoo Humor
The hosts recall a specific humorous clip involving Al Sharpton and an "ass tick" reference that they struggled to locate. They discuss the "NA Funnies" compilation's style, noting it resembles a "Morning Zoo" radio format. They decide to save the two-hour supercut as "evergreen" content to be aired when they are unable to produce a live show.
Slave T-Shirts, First-Time Donors, Evergreen Audio Clips
A host recounts a social misunderstanding involving a "slave" t-shirt with a barcode, which was misinterpreted as a racial statement rather than a critique of the system. The segment concludes with a wave of first-time donations and the introduction of "evergreen" audio clips, such as Senator John McCain yelling at protesters, intended for future use in the show.
Evergreen Clip of the Day, Rain Stick Experiment
A new recurring feature titled "Evergreen Clip of the Day" is introduced, featuring a brief audio snippet of a man sighing. The discussion shifts to the "rain stick experiment," where a host claims responsibility for recent rainfall in Austin and a tropical storm heading toward the Republican National Convention. The efficacy of the rain stick is compared to previous claims regarding HAARP weather modification.
