Topic: Estate Profit

The hosts perform a formal knighthood ceremony for "Sir Carl Barron" and "Sir Anonymous." They contrast their listener-funded model with PBS, which they claim is now asking viewers to donate their entire estates. They jokingly suggest they should have started a "crooked" non-profit or Ponzi scheme like Bill Clinton to make more money.

Professor Lars Heiheim, a critic of the WHO's swine flu response, reportedly died in a fishing accident in Norway. In other news, court papers reveal that Michael Jackson's estate has generated $310 million in profit since his death, despite him being $400 million in debt when he died.