The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for top producers, including "Sir Your Honest Mechanic of Eastley" and "Dame Denise of Maryville." A long list of birthdays is read, ranging from a 7-year-old in Georgia to a 64-year-old "sexy stud" husband. The segment concludes with the traditional "hookers and blow" jingle and instructions for ordering custom No Agenda rings.
