1:26:23 That's a visual I really don't like. But with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage saying the morning to you and the man who put The Sea into the COVID segue! Ladies and gentlemen say hello to my friend on the other end, the one and only Mr John C DeVore! In the morning to you, Mr. Ann Curry. In the morning all ships and sea boots on the ground feet in the air. Subs in the water and all the dames and knights out there! In the morning to the trolls...in the troll room let's have a count of the trolls. Hands up while they're running around. They try to get away fast but no they can't I got your count 22 68
1:27:06 200 low. Yeah, we are a little low well it's fourth of July weekend! It's the 4th of July five six day weekend because everyone in their right minds or has normal jobs they find a way to take off Friday and sometimes Thursday I think when i was at the air pollution district we'd find some way to take off dirt you get oh i'm sick I've got to take off a couple of sick days. Thursday, Friday you're out Saturdays Sundays the weekend you're out Monday Tuesday's a holiday your out and then you come back on Wednesday so you've got one two three four five six you can probably stretch it to seven take it quick trip to Europe
1:27:44 Yeah, by the way Christina probably hopefully is just about landed in New York She's coming and I realized the worst time of the year to fly her in with Kevin It is the worst time of the year to fly. And then you just report after report about how miserable it is and they had a direct flight yesterday from Amsterdam To Austin which was cancelled so they had to stay at the airport without their bag never get there without their bag Without their bags stay at the airport to get on. Now they had to go through New York, could not be I mean...I didn't tell her that but you could not have a worst possible connection through New York and it's raining in your...Oh! It's raining! Traffic control shut it down so I'm just praying that she'll make it in. She will eventually. Eventually yes. Hi dad I gotta go we got to go home we've got to go back and you know what Kaila? So Kaila real nice because first of all
1:28:41 They had direct flights, they had seats sitting together initially and now so they got split up. They gotta take a KLM flight than an American Airlines somehow I don't know how they've...how KLM now works with American Airlines So they gave them a voucher for their overnight stay in Schiphol Airport Can you guess how much? I dunno 15 euros What? 15 euros per person. 15 euros?! You can't book... you have to just like a snack! Not even! Can't buy a hotel room or anything. You can't even buy a Snickers bar for that anymore, it's crazy
1:29:20 Anyway, yes it also of course also a big mattress sale weekend here in America. Mattress and cars! Anyway we're working we're very happy to do it we love it with we appreciate these more than 2,000 trolls listening up live that's very much appreciated would love having you on board like having our own little studio audience with hecklers it's fine And you know, you're listening probably at trollroom.io which is one place which is actually... Actually, you brought up an interesting point! Okay? This is more a real studio audience of a very controlled, you got the guy up there clapping his hands they got a big light that says applause and all the rest of it There's no heckling to throw you out The heckling is more like a comedy nightclub
1:30:11 Oh, you got the hecklers. You got the wise asses and they're all chiming in worse than a comedy nightclub there's only usually one or two people with the guts to do it but with an anonymous crowd like this you have a bunch of...you get some input that you wouldn't normally get mostly you suck but besides that well boots on the ground when last weekend I think Tina and I met up with our friends Vic and Chris they came in from Dallas And they had VIP tickets to the comedy mothership, Joe's Club. Now Joe wasn't performing that night, Ari Shaffir was and you know so we had a nice little booth were sitting there and the girls start talking to each other and within two minutes guy comes over, ah shh there's no conversations or heckling, shh! There is no heckling at this comedy show none, you get ejected
1:31:02 Well, that's not kosher. No, that's what it is! The comedians are supposed to be able to deal with it they have all these stock lines... It's one thing you learn this from comedians or producers which is that in the world of comedy it's not considered fair to steal material You have to pay for if you get caught you have to write a check out Yes yes But when it comes to put down lines that are in the that the comedians all use the same ones It's fair game. The best put-down lines, which and there are dozens of them where you can call out somebody in the audience for one reason or another I've used a few of them myself in certain situations but when I give speech I know what these jokes are and it shuts people up
1:31:50 It's considered fair game to steal all the best ones and you use them. And the comedian is supposed to be able to handle the audience himself, he shouldn't need ushers! It's not happening I'm just saying it's just not that's not kosher well then you're not getting a gig there that's for sure Anyway, if I got a gig there. I sure wouldn't have to worry about knowing these heckler lines And I like our trolls. I like how they heckle they get really mad at me sometimes of course I'm always you know during the show. I'm typing in there You suck yeah, like someone says something said your mom wears army boots No classics like that is that the line you would use? Yeah, okay
1:32:34 Anyway, TrollRoom.io is where you can listen live You got the troll room there you got the stream there Of course I would recommend you use one of the fabulous Podcasting 2.0 compatible apps found at podcastapps.com Where many of them have this actual capability built into it You can import all your legacy podcasts into it You can drop Apple Drop Spotify please We're not even on Spotify so why are using Spotify? Spotify's not doing well. They are going do you hear that the CEO is yes, I'm bringing in some people to take over some of my responsibilities You know what that means? Yeah, he's out. He's out. So yeah, so the Wall Street is like you suck if you spent a billion dollars and and it didn't work now John the curry Dvorak consulting group could have told him that because we spent