Topic: E Gun Direct

The final segment of the show acknowledges producers who donated under $200. Mentions include "Wuhan Batman," "Sir Chaotic Mass," and "Sir Ready Kilowatt." Birthday wishes are sent to Seamus Mac Jones and others. The hosts encourage listeners who left during the "PayPalpocalypse" to return as sustaining producers via the show's website.

CNN's Erin Burnett reported on a Russian "zombie gun" capable of mind control, though the hosts express skepticism regarding the timing of the report near April Fools' Day. The discussion shifts to the American military's Active Denial System, a directed energy weapon designed for crowd control by heating the skin. The hosts compare the two technologies and the ethics of non-lethal weaponry.

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is reportedly backing the development of "zombie guns" and other psychotronic weaponry that attacks the central nervous system. The Russian arms procurement program for 2011-2020 includes research into direct energy, geophysical, and genetic weapons. The hosts also examine strange military patches featuring alien imagery.