1:33:41 One second, let me open up my jingles folder because people have asked me to do jingles today and I pre-produced them. And it says, Robelizer and Climategate please! Okay... No problem we got that. ITM Gents? I turned 67 for show 1567 on Sunday. Coincidence? I think not Please accept this donation that brings me to barren status. I request the Brazos Bottomlands as my protectorate." Is that okay? The Brazos Bottomlands as his protectorate? Oh yeah! You think that's okay? I didn't think it would be a problem... I'm looking it up, this is fine Sir David Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
1:34:20 India, hang out. Mike standby 33 33 33 Robilizer out To the gate to the gate to the climate gates Next on the list is Sir David of Ross and he's from no city provided USA Whatever, there's a little humor there. 58217, Dear John and Adam it has always been an honor to be an executive producer of the best podcast in the universe some my most treasured moments are when No Agenda newsletter arrives cheerfully and thoughtfully into my inbox two times each week he actually wrote that
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1:35:55 Use this coupon code, use the coupon code NO AGENDANATION for 30% off your order. I love you guys forever Sir David of Ross He actually sent us a free setup it's pretty interesting! I didn't get the set up? No he sent... trust me he's smart he sent it to me so I said I will set up an account for you and it literally has all these things in it It's like, you don't know what an umbral is or a start nine. It's like one of these self-hosted computers except it's in the cloud so it kind of negates the whole idea but its replacements! You'll like it, you'll like it. Okay if you say so I will. Yeah it's got Nextcloud in there and no agenda dot computer. I haven't set up a page there yet but yeah...it's a new service they're trying to...clearly they are providing value here Thank you. Well we'll find out won't we? We will
1:36:49 Frank Duvenoordt, or Duve... Duvenoort? No. Duivenvoorden. Duivenvoorden! Frank Duvenvoorden. Frank Duvenvoorden North Vancouver British Columbia Canada 550 from Canada used to donate in US this is 757 Canadian this makes me knight note to John's email yeah did you get it there's no note from anyone named Frank His last name, I can't pronounce. And I went through the trouble of going to PayPal and digging through the donations to find his so that I could get his email address... Yes? Nothing! What do you mean nothing?! There's nothing from his email address Did you e-mail him and say hey we got nothing It was this morning when i did this. I only get this spreadsheet when YOU DO So what do we do? Do we do a... We're knighting him as Frank whatever and then he can change it later
1:37:44 All right, Frank. Welcome! Thank you. We'll give him a double up karma since we didn't get a real note from him. You've got... Karma Valentino Argaro I'm guessing in Ann Arbor Michigan And he says, whoops sorry. He says please name me Sir V. He's also an upcoming knight. Yes! 34567 great donation number I humbly request the Tomahawk Rib-eye and Langavulin 16 at the round table head over to
1:38:25 Castellano.com for all your beard grooming, oh this is the beard guy! Castel-Cilano I think it is. Castel-Cilano.com you can rewind that if you want to write it down if you have a beard he says all these those beards stuff...I actually use his stuff I don't have a beard but I use the... Is there any hair? No no after shaving I use that after shaving it's really nice Thanks for all you two do. Jingles a drone again and Putin on the wrists Don't worry. Be happy! I don't think that's Putin on the Ritz... Oh, I'm sorry, I did the wrong one He wanted Putin on the Ritz Well good Then we get to do two good jingles Putin on the Ritz I dunno why I messed that up, I'm sorry F-Dub Blue and you dunno where there's fake news Why don't ya get your Gitmo fix?
1:39:37 Putin on the Ritz Dressed up like a million dollar trooper Trying not to look like Anderson Cooper Super poofer Come let's mix where John Podesta walks with kids Oh, I mean pizzas. It's his mitz. Jesus! Putin on the Ritz There you go Fixed Sir Gonzo is in El Paso Texas And he comes in with our standard stock but oh so love 333.33 switcheroo I'm submitting the 333.33 for my son Thomas Gold all credits are for him, switcheroo has hereby been initiated This show is provided a lot of great information and perspectives of current and important events that i've enjoyed every minute It's also filled with very supportive producers for anyone in need We're asking the Noah Generation to promote and support his first book titled Hey Dad! I Don't Like You
1:40:33 Just in time for Father's Day. Hey Dad, I don't like you an illustrated book about the raw emotions and complex feelings of a challenging father-son relationship Kickstarter dropped on Father's Day check it out share it and give some support You can search Kickstarter with the book title which is Hey dad, I don't like you Thank you for your courage from Sir Gonzo PS if you have any oh Any other questions about the book? You can reach out to him at support at hearts of gold creative calm nice now look for it It's a winner. Yeah Bowman McMahon in Utopia, Texas where is that? Uh it's not far from here Thank you That's the right answer uh-huh uh 333 dot 33 John Adam pardon the mix up when you said my first donation as being from Greg Carlwood
1:41:26 What I meant to say was, I found y'all's show via Greg Carlwood's podcast after Adam's appearance on the Higher Side Chats. Hence the Greg Carlwood donation! Higher Side Chats donation... Got it all right okay well thank you for that your donation to clear up the other donation we have Sir Scotland The Brave Knight here from Burntisland in Fife Great Britain 333 sir Scott in the brave here from the kill of the kingdom of Fife there we go Abadower to be exact I'm in a dilemma do I go onward from sir to Baronet or do I do dice dude de douche my righteous hot wife to enable her Dame hood alas, I Cannot rule the Kingdom of Scotland without her. So this is a switcheroo Oh man Can I ask for a deducing of mine?
1:42:20 Queenie, queenie Scottish slang for wife. Yes You've been de-douche And that you hold the title Dame Scotland... You should be doing this with a Scottish accent I don't think so and that you hold the title Dame Scotland brave for when she lets go of her grip and Donates to damehood also she just officially retired this week lastly calling out So what do i put in there? Uhh..I guess for today we put Uh, future Dame Scotland? I guess. To make it easy... ...'cause it's not easy. Because you know you didn't give me anything to put in there for the switcheroo. Okay here we go done. Lastly calling all loons and queenies! We are wanting a meetup in Scotland so can all of you sirs- what?
1:43:06 That'd be great. Sirs, dames, producers, laddies and lassies in this great land of Caledonia email me at sirscotlandthebrave at gmail dot com to arrange a meetup and let's have a wee dram and a knees up thank you again John and Adam for the brawest broadcast in universe Sir Scotland The Brave it says Adam can you amend the call out for Elizabeth for her birthday and retirement and change that to future Dame Scotland The Brave I did it blessings and thanks you both because also a birthday in there done done done done thank you sir So it's SirScotlandTheBrave at gmail.com Yes, so Sam LeMay in Bedford Kentucky 333 thanks for all you do the no agenda show continues to help me through all the propaganda signed Sam 333 from sir Richard of Burbank north of the 5-33 that's all no note so a double up karma for him Thank You very much sir Richard
1:44:04 Karma. Steve Brock in Springfield, Missouri comes in with the 233 so he becomes associate executive producer and he wants to de-douche it You've been de-douched And he wants to call out Bob. Bob from Springfield as a douchebag. Yeah, done got it Sir Cal of Lavender Blossoms who doesn't know at lavenderblossoms.org in Northville Michigan 227.72 Thanks for all you do hey rhymes sir cal of lavenderblossoms.org thank you very much Chakal great products lavenderblossoms.org if you're looking for some CBD with lavender this is the product for you yeah it doesn't stink no it smells great actually smells great here she is Linda Lou Patkins she's back in Lakewood Colorado 20567
1:44:59 Jobs Karma for all the jobs hunters out there. And for a competitive edge, go to ImageMakersInc.com for all your executive resume and job search needs or just find Linda Lou Patkin under the show's Executive Producer list and run a search. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs! Let's vote for jobs! All right, then we have Christopher Warren from La Crescent Minnesota 202.02 Nice In the morning John Adam first time donating... Well I guess we'll do a de-douching since you didn't ask for it and i'm giving it to ya You've been dedouched First time donating and its wish my parents Todd & Bonnie a happy 40th wedding anniversary Forty years! And they never had a fight That's June 25 1983
1:45:54 Please call out Mark Schmidt in Minneapolis as a douchebag. Mark hit me in the mouth last August and your media deconstruction has been an invaluable addition to my life it's easily the best podcast in the universe lastly I humbly request law school karma as I begin at the University of Florida in August, and I'm 100% going to need it! Jingles mac & cheese and some vocal fry... Presume that's the iPad? I guess so. Thanks again for all you do, wishing you and your loved ones all the best! May you never find an exit strategy. Pax Christi Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad Chris Warren in La Crescent Minnesota.
1:46:44 But, you know, obviously I read the New York Times like all day long. Mainly on my iPad app. Never grows old! Never grows old! I got a text from one of the devs over there at Podcasting 2.0 says, I'm in a meeting right now and this lady literally is talking like the iPad lady. I said record her! Record her!! Yeah...I don't think he did Probably not. Vance, it's up $200 and 33 cents? Simple! ITM gents please de-douche me You've been de-douched Yikes no jingles no karma That's right Hey John Adams this is David Belanger Walnut Creek California
1:47:34 $200 and is I think he's our final yes, our final associate executive producer. Hey John Adam on Father's Day I was blessed with the gift of a son we named him Frederick Hoye Belanger. What do you think? How do you pronounce it? H-O-A-I. Hoi? Hoy! I don't know... I have no idea In honor of my hero the late great Freddie Mercury My beautiful wife Nancy is a trooper and I just want to say I love you bae B-A-E. Also, please de-douche my daughter Margo! You've been de-douched. Oh they're pre-deduced beautiful Last time I donated a few years ago i requested cancer karma for my mom but she passed away September 29th 2021 My mom never got to meet her grandson but I did expose her to your show a few times and she loved your takes on a variety of different topics thanks for making her laugh along with me I miss you every day ma thanks for the posthumous father's day gift
1:48:26 Shoutouts to Sir Jeffrey B Marcy. We met at a NOAA Jena meetup in Oakland a few years back, over the years we've become good friends through a meet up in Walnut Creek where John signed our ham radios! I remember that one... And he helped me move a couch. What? Did you help move the couch or this other guy? I guess... No, it must have been his friend He's a Canadian but we won't hold it against him Jingles! Stop laughing Shut up Oh yes Rubblizer and Chemtrails Don't laugh Why are you laughing? Shut up Shut up. India, Tango, Mike... Standby 333333 Robilizer out. And that wraps up our executive I also want to say 73 to David Belanger at the KM6 TMZ Yes 73 is kilo 5 alpha Charlie Charlie
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