Topic: Doris Matsui

The hosts play clips of Congresswomen Doris Matsui and Marsha Blackburn struggling to understand technical concepts during cybersecurity hearings. They mock Senator Susan Collins for being "compelled" by a mock cyber attack simulation on New York City. Curry declares he has switched to Linux Ubuntu for better privacy.

During a Senate cybersecurity forum, AT&T's Dr. Amoroso promoted cloud computing as the solution to national security threats. Representative Doris Matsui questioned whether ISPs should mandate cloud services for customers. The hosts criticize the testimony as a condescending sales pitch designed to move all private data into government-accessible cloud environments.