Topic: Doctors Of Education

A formal knighting ceremony is held for Lewis Kellogg, who becomes "Sir Lord Lowbrew." Three new "Doctors of Education in Climate Change Studies" are also recognized. The hosts promote upcoming No Agenda meetups in Columbus, Ohio, and throughout December, encouraging listeners to connect for "protection and connection."

Several producers are elevated to the ranks of Duke, Knight, and Baronet following their financial contributions. In a satirical nod to Jill Biden, the show introduces the "Doctor of Education in Climate Change Science" title for certain donors. The segment includes various sound effects and "jingles" requested by the producers, including clips of Al Sharpton.