Donald Trump Victory, Missing Democrat Voters Theory
The 2024 presidential election results are analyzed following Donald Trump's victory, with specific focus on the media's delay in calling Pennsylvania. A satirical theory is presented regarding 15 million "missing" Democrat voters compared to the 2020 election cycle. The outcome is characterized as a moment of grace and mercy for the country.
donald trump· pennsylvania· msnbc· fox news· 2024 election
00:00 It was in New York, it was a rat. Hello? Adam Curry John C. Dvorak This is your award-winning Kibonation Media Assassination Episode 1710! This is no agenda We are Unburdened and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas whole country here in FEMA Region number 6. In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from northern Silicon Valley where we're all wondering when these blowhard celebrities are going to leave the country! It's Crackpot and Buzzkill! In the morning! You know that's not gonna happen. They all promised No, no one promised this year I don't think- who promised? Yeah they did there's a laundry list of them Uh...I heard a lot of rich Americans were going to move to other countries I dunno why you'd do that Good Hey! I think it pretty much happened the way we thought it would
01:02 Wet fart votes in on time. I don't know, i don't think it was a wet fart you keep continue to say over and over again for some reason you must have some sort of digestive issues because it's on your mind. I'm sorry! I must have missed the massive protests you predicted oh... I must've missed that. A little too shea! Thank You What people forget is that we knew Well, we hypothesized but all the evidence pointed towards this system wanting Trump in. And so I think even as I was watching
01:45 I saw, you know it was so obvious like I'm just like call Pennsylvania already and i'm switching around MSNBC. Oh MSNBC was the worst of the group everybody they refused to call anything but I think they were all even Fox I think that we're waiting like no no Fox moved fast It wasn't as fast as it could have been there was 93% in Pennsylvania I'm not going to argue that. And i think they were all just waiting, just in case there's gonna be a ballot drop you know it's like... Waiting for the truckloads of phony ballots! We're waiting for something to happen! Where are they? There was an emergency meeting of pastors this morning did you hear about this tell me well they fear the rapture has already begun and 15 million democrat voters from 2020 are missing
02:31 I'm sorry. It took me two beats to get that joke, you know? The number generally is 20 million but 15's good. Yes where'd those people go? Did you see that chart with the blue and the red line? That's a great chart! Classic chart. I'm even seeing people posting it. I'll put in in the next newsletter. Maybe we did cheat in 2011. But I think that's what was needed. That's what was needed, it was needed for us to see how bad it really was and I'm just very happy that we've received this grace and mercy that Trump won now because it could have gotten worse. I'm not happy at all unless these celebrities leave the country! So as I'm looking around
