Topic: Dirk Modro

Several listeners request "karma" for personal struggles, including job losses, divorces, and medical surgeries. A controversy arises regarding a "Black Knighthood" for Dirk Modro, who sent a drunken donation note. The hosts debate whether his early donation qualifies him for the title, eventually deciding to grant him the status of a "Black Knight" of the No Agenda Roundtable.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for Michael Henry, Robert Simpson, and Dirk Modro, elevating them to the No Agenda Roundtable for their $1,000 contributions. Birthday wishes are extended to Sir Troy Walters, Kathy Appleby, and Sir Craig Jones. The segment concludes with the show's signature "Hookers and Blow" sign-off and a reminder of the value-for-value model.

Dirk Modro from Western Australia is named Executive Producer after a $233.11 donation intended to "re-karmalize" himself following a misunderstanding about his personal life. This leads to a tangent about the perks of being a Hollywood producer and the "bang fest" culture in the film industry. The segment concludes with a conspiracy theory regarding the show "Hawaii Five-0" being a reward for Hawaii's alleged role in covering up President Obama's birth records.