Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak Relocate to Austin
Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 361 of the No Agenda show from their new location in Austin, Texas. Curry describes his new home setup at "Camp MoFo" and mentions receiving a "Judge" revolver as a housewarming gift. The hosts discuss the local culture in Texas, Curry's status as a "gypsy" moving from place to place, and an upcoming lunch meeting with Governor Rick Perry.
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00:00 You look too much like Gaddafi, they'll catch you and shoot you. Adam Curry, John C. DeVora. It's Thursday, December 1st, 2011, time for your Get Mo' Nation Media assassination episode 361. This is no agenda. Rabbit, rabbit and bunny bunny from Camp MoFo in Austin, the capital of the lone star state. In the morning I am the lone wolf bellendrin known as Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where I have nothing clever to say, I'm John C. Devorak. In the morning to you, John. Sounds like a machine gun. Yeah, that's what I got, man. That's what I got here in Camp MoFo.
00:43 Hey, by the way, I got a nice housewarming gift here from producer Josh. Yeah, pot? No, you know I don't smoke the pots. No, he gave me the judge. Oh, he gave you the judge with some 410 shotgun shells and with some 45s long the long the long cartridge the long the big one the big one the big He said and this is and he said and these are the four Magnum 45 I don't think it's Magnum, but it's long well I'm sure maybe it'll hurt when you shoot it. Yeah, yeah, and he gave me the 10 here's the
01:23 Here's the ones you want to use for home intrusion. This is the 410 shotgun shell with a slug. With a slug? It has a slug and six pellets. So it's like... Wow, it's a combo. Yeah, at first it tears your arm off and then... Infects the wound. Immediately Mickey's like I has take some pictures man. Did you see that picture? Yeah? I did it's it's pretty It's it's it's captured you it's our so my wife you in the olden days used to have a shotgun filled with When she had it she before I met her she did in his house when she was in the comedy filled with She was in the comedy business. That's why she needed a shotgun yeah for those damn time. I can feel with salt and
02:07 What do you mean with salt? You can do that? It's one of the things you do because it makes it so you can shoot at people legally I think in Oakland. With salt? She had some guy in the backyard and she pepped, she blasted this thing and hit the guy. Yeah, salt. How do you, can you, do you have to load those yourself or how does that work? I think so or somebody does it for you. I'm not sure I've ever seen it for sale. Well ask her. That's interesting. I want to get me some salt. So instead of birdshot, which would happen a normal shotgun shot. This is salt And it would be just like not is non-lethal, but it's apparently quite painful Yeah, no we don't only creates the wound but put salt in the wound at the same time. Yes See we don't do that here in in Austin. We just you know we just go for for real screw you man Get off my get off my turf blow your arm on a tough guy all of a sudden you just move Yeah, I am a tough guy
02:58 That's what we're like here, good old boys here in Tejas. It's so nice here, John. It's so awesome. We really love it. We'll see what you feel like. We're making bets on how long you're going to be able to put up with Texas. I gotta tell you, we have a pool. It's like a dead pool. At the family, you mean? Yeah. You know, you shouldn't be that way because Washington State, in particular the Seattle area, is Austin's sister city. No, I'm not. It's not us or Austin that we don't like. Texas or Austin specifically. It's your never-ending need to move from place to place. You're like a guy on the run. I'm a gypsy. A guy on the run. Guess what's being set up for me? A lunch with Rick Perry.
03:50 No, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I can't wait it's gonna be fantastic. How are you gonna get a lunch with Rick Perry? Well this you know the the no agenda producers here they got Paul man. It's it's it's quite amazing Are they trying, are they Rick Perry fans and they want to... Adios, mofo. No, I don't think... And they want to change your mind about the man? Could be, you know, there's like, well, you know, he is actually a nice guy. I'm sure he's a nice guy. George Bush is supposed to be one of the greatest guys to hang out with. Yeah, I'm sure he's a nice guy. I think the only guy that's probably a douchebag to hang out with would be Al Gore.
04:29 Well, I can mention a couple others. Did you see that Ann Coulter called Newt Gingrich a douchebag on Morning Joe and they bleeped her? Oh really? There's no good video of it because they have it on a 7 second delay and they just go silent, right? But she called him a douchebag and they bleeped it like that's some horrible thing. Wow, what a bunch of wimps. It's cable! Thank you, it's MSNBC. No one's even watching. How can you offend anybody? It's ridiculous. I did not know that. Did she make a fuss about it? I think she makes a fuss about things that she buys. Of course, she loves doing it after the fact. Like, I can't believe MSNBC bleeped me. Of course, she's right. Guy's a total douchebag.
05:19 Yeah, I know he is. And now that Spermin Herman is gonna drop out. Spermin Herman? This is my new name. Did you dream this up or is it on Texas talk show radio? Honestly, it's not on Texas. It's the neighbors calling that. Spermin Herman. My neighbors. There was a guy walking down the street with three dogs and a goat. I love Mickey in the camera. It was too late. This place is great man. Street dogs and a goat. Let me walk the goat. Hey honey, I gotta go walk the goat. It's beautiful man. It is beautiful. We're very happy. So you can place all the bets. Can we get in on this pool so we can win it?
06:07 No, because then you'll, you'll, no that's like, you know, it's one of those things where if the person's in the, it's like, it's like, it's like betting on somebody leaving, you know, it's a discontinuity. When is he going to do something? And he's in the bet. He's just going to do it on that day. It's not fair. You can't be in the bed. You can't even know what the bed is. Well, can I, can you and I like team up together and we can do something on the side so we can beat your wretched family who's apparently... Oh, and then we can send you half the money? Betting on my unhappiness. That's not a bad idea. Betting on my unhappiness. This is wrong. I've got you down for long. You're long on Curry and Austin. I'm on your side.
06:45 He's long on curry and Austin a it's my it's actually Mimi. She's just eye rolling. You know you'll be out of there She is the bird lady from Alcatraz. What are you talking about Mimi's? Understand this hate it down there. No. I we love it man so far You've only been there a week to to it's like puppy love to and they called it puppy In the morning to you John. In the morning to you Adam Currie and in the morning to all ships at sea and boots on the ground around the world listening to us on Armed Forces Radio. Really? And also...
