Topic: Diet Coke

A report on "preteen online influencers" highlights a trend where young girls are monetized to promote makeup and skincare products. Additionally, a wave of health influencers was reportedly paid by PR firms to defend soda consumption after Robert F. Kennedy Jr. proposed removing it from food stamp eligibility. Many influencers failed to disclose they were receiving up to $50,000 per post for these coordinated messaging campaigns.

Judge Tanya Chutkan released nearly 2,000 pages of evidence from Special Counsel Jack Smith's investigation into Donald Trump. The hosts highlight a specific anecdote from a White House aide regarding Trump watching the January 6th riots while requesting a Diet Coke, questioning the legal significance of such details.

The World Health Organization (WHO) has classified the artificial sweetener aspartame as a "possible carcinogen," though the FDA maintains that it is safe at current consumption levels. Media reports attempt to downplay the risk, suggesting a person would need to drink between 9 and 33 cans of diet soda daily to reach dangerous thresholds. The hosts revisit their long-standing criticism of Donald Rumsfeld's role in the original approval of aspartame.

A series of high-value donations are read, including those from Michael Sabers, Cham Rupert, and Sir JD. The hosts perform a knighting ceremony for new "Knights of the No Agenda Round Table." The segment includes personal notes from producers, requests for jingles, and a discussion about the "value-for-value" model that sustains the show.