5 chapters across the catalog
AI Beethoven, Silicon Valley Completes 10th Symphony
A team in Silicon Valley used artificial intelligence to complete Beethoven’s unfinished 10th Symphony. The AI-generated composition is scheduled for a full concert premiere in Germany. The project is seen as a precursor to using AI for other creative endeavors, including the automated writing of news releases and music.
Associate Executive Producers, EU Anthem Changes
Sir Kevin of the Burning River criticizes the European Union for removing references to God and Schiller's poem from Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. Dame Zelda of the Turtle Realm celebrates her 44th wedding anniversary with a donation. Stefan Tuckney returns to credit his wife Felicia for her producer dues, requesting "Space Force" and "Pew Pew" jingles.
Hillary Clinton Health Speculation, Syphilis Theory
A viral YouTube theory suggests Hillary Clinton may be suffering from late-stage syphilis, citing her collapse at the 9/11 memorial and historical comparisons to Beethoven. The hosts also discuss leaked campaign emails that meticulously count the number of steps Clinton must walk at events.
A listener draws a comparison between the brainwashing in *A Clockwork Orange* and the use of the European national anthem. This is followed by a showcase of a custom "No Agenda battery car," a converted Porsche 944 that a producer races in California.
Podcast Introduction, Beethoven Stinger, and Human Resources Greeting
Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open episode 364 of the No Agenda show from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley. They joke about a drone landing in Iran before discussing the origin of their "Crackpot & Buzzkill" musical stinger, which Dvorak jokingly attributes to Beethoven via Apple's GarageBand. The hosts greet their live audience, referred to as "human resources," in the chatroom.
