1:22:51 Casino in Las Vegas all the photos and all the rich and gorgeous. Oh god no. And so he he used to go You just find out somebody's stealing his stuff. He would just go to their offices and then slam their hand in a door Really? Yeah Yes, the word got out. Oh, that's funny. That's funny. Well, I think with that I can thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you John soon He stands for climate change fish in the streets Devorah issues in the street in the morning to you. Mr. Adam Curry also in the morning all ships and sea boots on the ground feeding the air subs in the water and all the dames and knights out there as in the morning to everyone in the war room everyone in no agenda social calm both helping out well this morning, but the war room of course is where we get the the
1:23:39 the immediate info from. And I'd like to thank all of our artists, first and foremost, who bring us artwork for our program. We select one after every show from noagendaartgenerator.com. And we would like to thank... Wow, was it Comic Strip Blogger? No, it was Nick the Rat. Nick the Rat, yes. Nice, nice piece. This was the waves, the windmills, and the little dude trying to run away from being killed by both? It was very good. Yeah, we love that. Thank you very much, Nick. Noagendaartgenerator.com. We appreciate what everybody does. And of course, this is our value for value proposition, so we are always happy when people support the program in multiple ways, including financial.
1:24:25 Yes, we want to thank the people who are executive and associated executive producers for the show 736 is that what it is? It's 936 736 736. He just took us back two years 936 936 George Kunath Kunath kunath is at the top of the list with $333 and he is a couple of things going on here. ITM, John and Adam, first of all I need a de-douching. You've been de-douched for listening for a year without donating and to call out several douchebags. Here we go. His brothers, Sean, douchebag, Steve, douchebag, and Connor, douchebag. The douche is a little stuck.
1:25:21 I noticed. Apparently Connor skips the donations segment like a true douchebag. Then you miss all the good stuff. My girlfriend Jennifer and her friend Ashley What? Does he want to call them out too? Wait, my girlfriend, this is how this is worded. I would call out my cousin George for li- No, I think he's calling them out. No, as douchebags. Who else? And Ashley. Okay. Damn, that's a massive douching. Then no wonder the thing's wearing out. I would call it my cousin George for listening for years and only donating once but he is He introduced all of us to the show. So he is like a promotional producer Thanks for keeping me sane at work and providing hours of entertainment jingle requests Hours of entertainment jingle requests. Yes magic shapes shifting magic shape Shifting Jew and drone again, please add the long ant song at the end of the show and
1:26:20 And some karma for all the producers out there and some F cancer karma for my mom who is flipping breast cancer the bird right now. Okay, we should do all of that. And thank you very much for your support of the program. Roll up, roll up with the magical shape-shifting juice. Step right this way. Roll up, roll up with the shape-shifting juice. The magical shape-shifting juice. The drone can't get you free.
1:27:00 You've got karma. There you go. Nice sequence for sure. Very nice sequence. Onward. Adam Barrett in Greenwich, London, which is I think where they have the time, whatever time it is there. $333. He doesn't have a note. I didn't get any email from him and I assume it's probably lost in the time continuum, space-time continuum from Greenwich. Michelle Cartmell in West Bank, British Columbia, $240. This is a kind of a... I'll explain it after I read her note. This donation is meant for the show June 4th, the 17th, 935. Okay, which you didn't get here in time.
1:27:45 It's been a while since my last donation. We had a lot of life changes as a result I missed donating the show as a gift to my husband Ariel for his birthday last year, which was also his 33rd after reviewing the donation page I decided to get creative with my donation amount So here's the donation breakdown 33 33 for Ariel's birthday last year another 33 33 for not donating last year 34 34 is for this year's birthday in 69 69 because it's wink wink his birthday for a total of 100 Now, it's $237.28, but it's really only $100 because she's in Canada. Oh, yeah. With the... yeah, that's... I gave her the full amount. Yeah, I agree. Thank you. Thank you for doing that. Because it's still $250 to her. Yeah.
1:28:29 I believe this should net Ariel only a produced broadcast license but also still available Mount Morty... Membe... Blah! Mount a ship boarding pass. Top it off with being another good ship to... Another good step toward his knighthood. It's all great. Thanks for keeping us both sane with your breakdowns and always, if possible, can I get a 69 jingle and some karma? And then she wishes her husband a happy birthday. Can we put him on the list? Is he not on the list? Well, how could he be? Okay, hold on a second. I don't know. I'm just I didn't send that to Eric okay So what am I doing here? Just give me the D. Adriel. I guess it's Adriel a D R I E L Adriel not Ariel Adriel yes from Michelle Happy birthday He's uh I don't see his real age here. Okay, and what day is it I think? fourth
1:29:29 I'm guessing. Can we turn off this Skype translation service? Because what happens is it keeps alerting me that it's doing stuff and it keeps popping up stuff on the screen. I don't have that happening to me. Yeah, but I don't know how to turn it off. I don't know. I never saw any of this before. I wonder how you turn this stuff off. There's got to be a button for it. What is that little button? Oh by the way it said there was a funny one it did something with the I can't remember I should have said it when it happened it was a funny miss miss miss read all right well but it's okay I'll just deal with it I won't I'll put a little piece of tape over where it's bouncing in the dock oh I see you're got a Mac right yeah it's probably doing something different yeah all right onward all right so she's on the list yeah okay sir Keith of
1:30:30 Vietnam. Vietnam. Fayetteville, Arkansas. That's right. Get used to eating those Vietnamese sandwiches. They're delicious. $235.73. Oh, wait a minute. We forgot the whole 69 and karma thing. I'm sorry. Oh yeah, right. Sorry. Sorry, Michelle. 69! D9, dudes! New thoughts. Karma. Here we go. Sir Keith, Sir Keith here. This is my belated birthday donation, European style date, 23rd of May. Shout out to dude named Ben J Squish, Chad and Jared J Squish. Thanks for the bi-weekly mental hygiene treatment. Never stop. Please play Shut Up It's Science and This Is A Scam. Peace. I don't know, what is this This Is A Scam?
1:31:20 I'm not familiar with this. This is a... scam? Well, I'll just say it. Alright, go for it. You have to play the thing first. Shut up already! It's science! This is a scam! You've got karma. Well coordinated, sir. Such pros of broadcasting prowess. Yeah, that'd be us. Alexander Seaboth, Seaboth, S-E-E-B-O-T-H in Cedarburg, Wisconsin. $210, see my email to know, yeah, there you go. Missed that one. Let's go back and look at the S-E-E-B-O-T-H in the old box. S-E-E, you might as well look too just in case. I'm gonna search, S-E-E-B-O-T-H.
1:32:21 Boom, donation notice there. I came across, dear John and Adam, I came across your show last year when I was driven away from the mainstream media due to the collective insanity in covering the primaries and drumpf. Remember that one? Yes. So funny. Oh yeah, hilarious. I knew it was time to donate when the 10th anniversary of my 21st birthday, June 8th, landed on a show day this year. Guess we have to put him on the list too. Yes, I will add it right now Alexander see boss mm-hmm this week also marks six months since I've been done with chemo From that time I left nut tried to kill me. Oh geez yeah, not a good So give me and any other producers out there who needed an F cancer karma. Thanks Alex Yeah, we don't have a an age for him by any chance
1:33:18 21st birthday. Oh 20th and when was his birthday? The 8th today. Okay, and he wants an F cancer no problem You've got karma Special ball karma. Yeah ball karma. Yeah, no bueno man sir media Is it Media Filer? I think so, yes. Media Filer. In Mississauga, Ontario, Canada. $201. Please de-douche me for having my knighthood, for enjoying my knighthood too much and forgetting to contribute since then. You've been de-douched.
1:34:05 You're the best podcast in the universe. Spit on you. It's a Russian anti-jinx remedy. Oh, is that so? Yeah. And $201, it turns out to be $279 Canadian roubles. So he actually changed the name to. Nice. All right. Thank you very much. Thank you. Ashton Banta, $200.33 in Springfield, Missouri. Here's a contribution on behalf of my future husband. Ah, very nice. Bo Brown, who turned, he's Canadian on behalf, so it has to go to him then, who turns the big 3-0 on Saturday. Is he on the list? I don't think so. Yes, he is.
1:34:49 This is the fourth year in a row I've donated $200 for his birthday present, which I consider a decent accomplishment considering I've been a poor social worker the entire time. I've managed to pass the LCSW exam last month, so hoping to get a financial boost soon. Needless to say, I really enjoy when you touch on mental health issues. Bo is a web developer and appreciates your tech talk. Thanks for putting us putting all that hard work to give us the best podcast in the universe It's interesting two in a row a little a little random number Can we get a resist we much and just send your cash? Resist we can do yes, and just send your cash. I need to learn how to spell resist yeah, man damn it I I have to tell
1:35:48 I have to tell you that this bouncing thing icon in the dock is really, is really troubling me. Is this because of your Tourette's? Yes, it's triggering me. It's really triggering me. Let's get through the donation. We have to stop it. It's just, it's hard to explain. Okay. Yeah, sorry about that. But resist we much. We must and we will much about that. Be committed. We just need cash. I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water. Just send your cash. You've got karma.
1:36:32 That was Ashton Christopher Rimmer REMER it's parts unknown $200 just sent email while you were looking up the thing I looked up the email and Multitasking it's from back from the brink first day. I may I be known as the millennial from the brink for the time being Okay, okay. I recently discovered your show through the congressional dish podcast and there you go log rolling and have been mired in douche-dum for a few months and he's got it as interesting as douche-dumb. For a few months now I'd like to reciprocate the value for value I receive every day from the show and begin my journey to knighthood.
1:37:17 You two guided me back from the brink from the serious propaganda funk that was last year in politics and the m5m and I've been I've been Have you you have my gratitude may I get an f cancer for another f can't I was a cancer day, man? This is a random number at its best. No it's at its worst at its worst well geez yeah, we're Worst horrible for my grandmother Joanne her skin cancer has returned cheese to come back Combat the fake news machine will you please play the jingle sequence below? Oh jingle sequence one yeah, yeah, it's hard You know it's better if this is in the spreadsheets because Adam has to now take a pen out. Yeah Putin oh no, it's good that one okay shut up slave
1:38:09 Two to the head. Yeah. And little girl yay. And then F cancer? And then finally karma for all the dames and knights. Was there an F cancer? Well he's got the F cancer but you know we usually do one car. Why don't you do the uh I don't know how you want to deal with this. All right Putin, two to the head. Little girl yay. No there was something else. Shut up slave. Putin shut up slave. Two to the head. Jesus! I have time for this. Okay. Shut up, slave! Yay! You've got karma. Okay, here we go. He says, P.S. John, I plan on making- This is again a crazy coincidence. John, I plan on making a mix of It's a Scam clips. Huh. LOL gets me every time. It must be just something you say. I don't know. Hmm.
1:39:12 PPS, I guess I say it a lot. PPS, Adam, you're a crackpot. A person in touch with the hidden turnings of the world. Yes. And he ends it. And your point is? And he thanks. Keep it up, gents. Yes, I'm quite aware, thank you. Okay, well, there you go. There you have it. That's it? Yeah, that was it. Wait, did we? Oh, no, that's... Oh, you know what? I actually had a special karma, night jobs karma request. We always break for our nights. This is from Simon Leonard, might be a long shot because I don't have a donation lined up for the show tomorrow but I thought I'd try my co-workers and I love your show. Love your show. We work at a little locally owned Apple computer repair shop in Victoria, BC and listen to your show on Thursdays live. Hello! We just got word, isn't that crazy that somewhere 20 seconds later in Victoria someone's hearing, hello!
1:40:09 The internet is fabulous. We just got word that our store is going out of business and Friday is our last day. What? Yeah, well it's Mac, Apple computer. You know, you can't prepare anything. You can upgrade your memory by buying a new one. We straddle both dimensions at our store and the No Agenda Show always gives us great fodder for conversation around the office. If you could give us some Trump Jobs karma for our collective hunt for new work, it'd be insanely appreciated. Like I mentioned, I don't have a donation lined up for tomorrow, but I'm on the $4 a show subscription plan and plan to stay on it anyway. If you could give Carl, Armin, Linden, Warren, and myself some jobs karma, that would really help improve our spirits and our chances of moving on successfully. Remember to call Carl out as a douchebag too. As he has yet to donate even though he's an avid listener. On Sundays as well, I might add. Thank you very much.
1:41:03 Oh, he's hoping to be a knight someday. Well, I got kind of hoodwinked there. I thought I was breaking- What'd I say? But, uh, I- you know, I understand. It's a scam! Now where's my Trump thing? Jobs! No, that's not it. We have Trump jobs. Mm-hmm. Trump jobs. Here we go. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! You've got karma. I hope it works. All right. And onward. And that is it? Right? No, we got two more. We got two more. Okay. Jennifer... Oh, brother. Chocoletchik. Chocoletchik. Chocoletchik. That's what I think it is. Chocoletchik. You're kidding me. I'm not kidding you. Calgary, Alberta, $200. Can I please get a fuck cancer and a karma from my loved one? Jeez. This is bad today. Fucking cancer! Fucking cancer! Fucking cancer! You thought karma
1:42:09 And finally, a lot of 200s today. This is good. This is good. It's a good little group. And finally, last but not least, Susan Johnson in Newburgh, Oregon, $200. And she sent a card that says, thank you on the card. And then she wrote a note in her longhand. Very readable. Dear John and Ann, thank you for your faithfulness, gentlemen, to the show, to us producers, and to the No Agenda ideal. I no longer mind my commute as I spend the time tuned on to you two being informed and entertained. A couple of times you have mentioned the name Seth, and not in a positive light. I would like to call out Seth, A Seth, as a douche.
1:43:03 He hit my son in the mouth who then hit me in the mouth, but I've never heard Seth's name as a donor. Keep up the good work on the best podcast in the universe, Susan Johnson. Alrighty. There you go. That concludes our little group of associate executive producers and executive producers for show 936. And these are credits that you can be used anywhere professional media credits are recognized and the suggestion is to use them on your LinkedIn, other business related profiles on the social medias. They apparently help you get the jobs. And I think we should do an extra jobs karma because a lot of people seem to need it today. And we'll be thanking everyone else who came in at $50 or above later on the program. And remember, we have another show on Sunday. Please, please, please support us at Dvorak.org slash NA. Jobs, jobs, jobs.