1:13:11 Well in the morning you Mr. Adam Curry, also in the morning all ships and sea boots on the ground feet in the air subs into water! And all the Danes and Danes... All the Danes? And all the dames and knights out there. The Danes and the Finns out there In the morning to everyone in the chat room NoahJennaStream.com good to see y'all they're in large numbers as usual and in the morning to Martin JJ he brought us the artwork for episode 900 aptly titled 900 and that was of course Miss Globalism on the uh on the cover Had nothing to do with 900 which made it so great. Well, just simple we picked the best piece is what we do yes
1:13:48 And we appreciate all the 900 attempts. Yes, and please continue to submit at noagendaartgenerator.com It's highly highly appreciated And I might mention that we have no contract disputes here with The No Agenda Show We don't have any way of getting fired by a dumb network executive otherwise known as a suit That's because you support the show And when your support goes away and you don't want to hear the show anymore, or you think that we stink? Then that...then we'll go find something else to do. We may have to work for a suit I hope not. Yeah, I'd rather do webcam work honestly So we had webcam... Actually what i wanna do is get one of those guys who will get just a fixed webcam and then I'll just shout into it! For 15-20 minutes a day yeah I think my webcam will be more popular
1:14:39 Not necessarily. Dwayne Melancon, we left him out of show 900 you have to retroactively put him on that list over there if you can. Oh, and then I have it with yes of course i'll put him on there of course yeah go back archduke of the north west he somehow the scraper didn't pick him up somehow and so we had yeah eric's got some thing that works with paypal's api to get these names so they all go in the spreadsheet automatically but apparently the api has certain little things like it stops or it stops working or it or it has it's probably based on oh off and therefore sucks
1:15:16 It's probably something like that. So Dwayne Mellon's son got left out and he felt bad about it, but we felt worse about it. Anyway ITMEC writes Archduke of the Pacific Northwest here I consider you to be the best podcast in the multiverse now I asked for karma for all nights and an end of show request that Yoko- well, i don't think you're gonna need to request that for a while. Yoko singing plus the North Korean yelling lady! Now i have a short version for now and i'll play the longer version at the end. You've got karma There you go
1:16:06 Two nut jobs in one. Another one that was left out of the last week, which I'm gonna just jump to because he's associate executive producer is John from Parts Unknown and he has his note. I've stumbled upon The Noah Jenner Show years ago and haven't missed a episode since. I've been a loyal monthly donor for awhile now. Now on the occasion of The 900th Show, I am finally reaching knighthood in light of my forthcoming relocation. I'd be honored if you bestow upon me the title Sir John the One Knight Oh, this we already got. We did this one night in Bangkok. Yeah we did that one night and I know what Eric thought he missed it for. Yep, we did that one. And it came up when he was debugging. Alright onward! So let's start with Baronet Tess. Well hold on John there are a couple others where these were also made goods? I'm going to read them down when we get to the level. Okay alright good. Lovely. Think I can manage. You got
1:17:00 Kathy Lee, Baroness Kathy Lee Simunich in West Chicago Illinois sent in $500.00 in the mail and she I would have just give her a little tip she said on note She wrote it. I'm just gonna just in the future Cathy write the check in like blue or black ink I know this is going to be a hassle getting this check through. She wrote it in red ink on a pink check and if... Not machine readable! If you don't, it's not machine readable because they can't read the red at all. Yes people please use number two pencil
1:17:44 It's gonna bounce around a little bit and in fact if you don't have X amount of lumens in the room, you can't see anything. It looks blank. But we appreciate it. Yeah, I appreciate yeah...it is good check just the banks. Saturdays newsletter was great she says and reminded me to donate We haven't missed an episode in three years And on our way to a triple knighthood Both her and her husband. Dane Cathy says sorry in the chat room, she's there. Oh she is in there? Hi! Yeah, Baranetti. There's nothing to be sorry about. It's not a problem it's not a problem. Just telling you...it has been very dry in the Chicago area and have had no snow on the ground since January
1:18:26 Wow, that's unusual. We just had the 50th anniversary of the 67 blizzard where 23 inches of snow paralyzed the city but all we got is gray and dry this year so far. Just wait! So how about a rain-snow-stick shake for us? And a climate gate jingle. Congrats Joe! Congrats on your night 100 900th show. Hope this donation made it in time No, you missed by a couple days Okay So she wants when now we are rain sticks which are official rain sticks Sherry Oz born from Utah made them for us They work there they we are licensed to use these
1:19:03 I do not think that they produce snow. Maybe... I don't think they produce snow and i'm reluctant to use mine because we've had so much rain here it's been very bad for the area Then, I'll just use mine because uh we have a little bit of... Okay that will be half and you're closer to her anyway So it might be better Here we go And that's one and two and three! To the gate, to the gate There you go. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Ho ho! Todd Moss in Tempe Arizona also wrote in with a check and he uh...let's see how this says He sent him a Christmas card Right on time. The cat on the cover saying no animals are harmed in the making of this Christmas card Which I think is the way to do it You should just use a...what difference does that make? Birthday card Yeah doesn't make any difference Anytime you want
1:20:05 Okay, John and Adam a huge douchebag as my donations are way behind. I hope this brings me back Thanks for the great insight on issues that matter Still looking for you on Southwest Oh Todd is they the steward on southwest steward? Oh right right he says PS Tom Miller is a huge douche Listener but not paying yet Tom Miller so that means Tom Miller That's what he's asking for I guess it says never mind the cardio was just sitting around So yeah, Todd if so we see you go to Southwest and I fly South West Southwest a lot. I like it my favorite airline Southwest of Detroit and
1:20:49 You say that was such disgust. Detroit! No, but the Southwest is known for going up and down the coast and then they have these cross-country flights They do stop here and there But it's cheaper by half And I love the boarding process And it's still a better flight than these other guys provide And the boarding process is fabulous I love that system Yeah So one of these days you'll see me maybe if he knows what I look like Even though I wear a beard, fake beard when I travel. Yeah so you look like David Letterman actually when you travel Don Tommaso DiToronto from Kettleby Ontario 34567 I'm proud of the donations from my fellow Canadians lately and only wish i could donate more
1:21:38 Show 900 was as excellent as ever. And I'm donating just in case 901 is a little light, keep up the good work and karma for all. Thank you very much. We're good sir appreciate it. You've got karma. Mark Borghese, 3333. I don't know where he's from to anyone who is not donating because you do not agree with something you heard on the show Wow! I hope you don't agree with everything you hear on the show that would be pathetic of course these guys get a few things wrong big deal if you agree with nothing you hear then sure don't donate your obviously insane
1:22:21 I'm not sure why you're even listening for the same reason. I watch The View obviously yeah But if you get value, any value 20%, 40% 60% donate something. This is important Send in some ridiculous note if you need to I was going to give you 200 but it only gave me a 40%. So here's 80 You know what? Thank you for your $80 enjoy the de-douching It's effin refreshing I'm gonna deduce him just for that. Yes, I feel fresh Like a lily Christopher Dolan in Brooklyn, Massachusetts. Yes? Yes, is that you I didn't say anything oh, I heard you go And like something happened no please give me a shot of karma for the ladies and thank you for the best podcast in the universe
1:23:25 Ladies and ladies man ever much. Hey sir Trevor much of course it is yeah 300 can't listen live unfortunately I'll get the podcast tomorrow keep up with good work Thank You sir Trev Excuse me Steven pixel now we're in our associates Yes, we're in associate executive producers. I will start with Steven Pitzel and then I'll jump up to John. Oh, I already did John from Parts Unknown. He was already good. Steven Pitzel, Stillwater Oklahoma 23456 no agenda nails it clip them Dano thank you for pushing self-destruct open the pod bay door hell soiling green is people
1:24:14 Inconceivable. Okay, what- these are edibles I believe we're dealing with here? Please dedouche the Trix rabbit of Thorium. You've been dedouched! Alright, the Trix rabbit has been deduched. Of thorium... Nice. I'm not absolutely sure what that note meant. Doesn't matter but we- It was code and now the Russians are attacking. Center is please don't worry John Overall in Victoria, BC. Another Victorian 207. Dear John and Adam, coming to you from the great white north in beautiful Victoria BC Canada. That's the capital by the way of BC and has a beautiful Capitol building it's just dynamite. Great town go there! This donation is what will surely become my annual donation unless life gets much better
1:25:11 It might not be what you guys fully deserve, that's for sure. But it is what I can handle right now and comes from John Overall and the WP Plugins A to Z Podcast Go Podcasting. So there's a WP plugins A to Z podcast but that's probably pretty interesting if your WordPress user... That's a WordPress we're talking about? This donation of $207 to get me into the associate producer with 200 plus 7 to honor the show 901 on 2 5 2017 boils down to a seven in number numerology which is The Seeker, The Thinker, The Searcher Of Truth. Notice the capital I. The seven doesn't take anything- The capital T. Oh, ah yes. Notice the capital T. Libra office
1:26:01 Kerns like no one else. The seven doesn't take anything at face value, it's always trying to understand the underlying hidden truths. The seven knows that nothing is exactly as it seems and that reality is often hidden behind illusions! We got a lot of crazy notes today. Love it! This is an honor of your show always looking for the hidden truths in the media and breaking it down for people who understand And also coming off the big show, 900. This might help get you through it. It would be great to get a meetup up here in Victoria BC? It would be. I'll do it! I love going there. Yeah we know. You know was a lot better when they were in Eaton though... long story. Eaton's shut down and now Hudson Bay is buying Macy's after they bought Sachs. Interesting politics cross border. Phenomenally interesting
1:26:58 Please give karma to all and please play Just Send Your Cash 99 glitches and technical malfunction. Eventually gonna be a night... John Overall Alright my friend? We just need cash I know alot of people wanna send blankets or water, just send your cash If you have computer problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one Technical Malfunction! You've got karma I Wasn't paying attention. I didn't even know that clip existed or forgot about it Yeah, just said I haven't played them in a long time Derry dude in Toronto Desi dude oh Oh desi do sorry desi doing 204 17? I don't have a note. Maybe there's one in the mail. I didn't see it Well if you need something to us to say we'll do it
1:28:00 Carter Osmar, 20202 in Eagle Michigan. I would like to thank Scotty Riehl from the Dude Grows show... The Dude Grows Show? That must be about growing pot! Yes. Huh. I want to thank Scotty Real from the Dude Grows Show podcast for hitting all of his listeners in the mouth, including myself. No, he doesn't want a de-douching. He wants a douching. He said oh a douching I'm sorry you would i think you read deduching maybe? I think i did too! I blame myself well it's all right we will take this away from him he wants a douching for ping pong chris of michigan he needs double now. He needs a double. Not even that's better... He's a frequent listener in Douchebag who can't seem to donate but uh but just had his truck lifted so
1:29:03 So he put risers and all in his truck. No, shocked to Texas thing up in the air and he can't afford it. Donate truck monster probably had his truck left you're probably to keep his beard from getting caught in a tires as he goes down the road Yeah, that's how we get people in insult them good work at work Insult them good work insult him into sponsoring us damn it karma. Let's get a karma today I You've got karma Process of doing this Social executives we have a night. I'm gonna read this note Because this is from Mark Tanner oh, that's not on my list Oh Mark Tanner no, that's not him. That is separate this came in his email just wanted to read it so he can get this done Okay, just got laid off. No
1:29:59 So I'll temporarily have to suspend my twice a month donations. I promise as soon as i find a new job, I'll send them again and make up for the missed ones how about a little job karma on the next show? How about it for right now man? Jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs! Nathan Hodge and... Nathan, yes. Marks is a cult hero. Nathan Hodge and Laguna Niguel. $200. I'm finally donating but please no de-douching! I'll always be a douchebag. Okay, okay He's got a little note here. Yes, it was private no that's interesting yeah I know Wow Yeah, hey Hey Sure D of Holland Holland Coincident Holland dash or rewriting not even close ready. Yeah hold on sir adding whole lot sure adding You nailed it
1:31:03 No, I didn't. And he just says happy 900s and thank you and that concludes our little group of well-wishers associate executive producers and executive producers for show 901 including a few people from 900 that just got carried over I want to thank them all and remind you we've got another show coming up on Thursday, Dvorak.org slash NA. That's right and another thank-you segment coming up later on in the program which will be for people over $50 dollars and again for Thursday's show... Dvorak dot org slash N A If your here in Gitmo Nation proper then today is a excellent opportunity to put the formula Our formula is this We go out, we hit people in the mouth