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00:00 Yeah, you'll see. Adam Curry John C Devorah February 2nd 2017 This is your award winning Gitmo Nation Media assassination episode 900! This is no agenda Signs, signs everywhere there's signs and broadcasting live from the darkest corners of the internet here in downtown Austin, Tejas, Capo de Don Star State. In the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from northern Silicon Valley where Berkeley got burned down... almost Well not quite How it should have been I'm John C. DeVore It's Crackpot & Buzzkill In The Morning! Well, you see a little bonus for the people listening on the live stream. Yeah There's there's a definite bonus to listening I don't want to tell you this item I know I don't want to do your business but you had a leak of your phone line Mm-hmm Accidental I'm so I'm sure yes onto the stream no You're kidding me how can that be? Oh it was unbelievable. You should have been there. I buy good. I was watching the news It's all over the world

01:04 For those who have not listened to the live stream just as we're getting to start I get a call clearly a solicitation and actually where was it from but said they hmm it was from There's a boiler room you could say oh it was boiler. I just want to see what it said on the because it said so these guys Well, you're looking that up Yeah The ACLU has gone who organized all these protests over the weekend largely to get more money They have now gotten more money in their coffers than they've ever seen before and I donated to ACLU last year And it was partially because it was one of those, you know when I was doing the kind of looking at these people on the street here in Austin and they say oh we're from Planned Parenthood. Oh we're from Save The Children. Oh from the ACLU but they're not. They're just college kids from a local organization who then sends a portion...you know I guess they take a fee and send them off? Yeah maybe

02:00 And so this guy calls and he's thanking me for my donation. Then he just starts hammering with, you know the administration hates gays we're gonna get rid of healthcare get rid of women's health care LGBT. He didn't have a teeny- They're stirring it up! Oh and I said well why are you organizing protests? I don't like it Well we have to! It's not your lawyers! I like that but anyway maybe I'll cut that up and we'll do something with it Maybe yeah You had it recorded good Yeah oh yeah of course I did Hey John So, yeah you mentioned in the opening there about the protests in Berkeley. Well first congratulations on show 900! Oh I almost forgot yes congratulations. Blow that little horn. Oh um...I have a horn here somewhere don't I? You know I was actually getting the horns ready when that guy from ACLU called. I know all right everybody congratulations show number nine hundred and we love to celebrate

03:00 Now since you were, um... You know Berkeley is like pretty much where you live right? Yeah. I thought we'd do a little live report! Oh let me think if i-I heard one good li- Actually I could do one but I think the crappy one that CNN did Well I want to compare well We'll do CNN first and then we'll see if we can get our special correspondent on a live report how does that sound Okay you can get me on Alright what is the clip from CNN It's just a CNN Berkeley. She had the word Berkeley in there. Yeah, I wish were that easy? I don't see it actually no oh yeah well I'm just saying I don't see its guy and I don't see Berkeley yours I didn't even see CNN in there and one to me did you not did you not send it I Know I said it

03:53 It's not here. Oh yeah, the problem is I didn't have my clips in front of me uh now i do okay uh Milo oh yeah it would say I'm sorry right there you go Donald Trump as much about the White House as much about Steve Bannon as it is about this individual student You mentioned that he was talking about, he was tweeting about free speech. That is something that is... This is the birthplace of the free speech movement from the 1960's so it's what you hear from people here is they want to hear diverse opinions but what they don't appreciate about Milo Yiannopoulos

04:29 He is a troll. He's an internet troll. He makes fun of overweight people, he picks on lesbians, he uses language that is extremely offensive to a lot of people and the student groups I've talked to they say that they have to feel like they need to protect marginalized groups. And so this was what they want- This wasn't exactly what they wanted but a lot of students said they wanted to stop him from speaking by any means. All right, Keong I want you to stand by and we're going to monitor those pictures again this is coming out of UC Berkeley there was a speech that was scheduled there it has been canceled because of this violent protest that now is is Berkeley not the ground zero of free speech John? Am I missing something? Okay why don't you okay here get me I'll be the interviewee you can call you can get hold of me you've got some background noise well you're gonna ah we're gonna go now

05:22 live to Berkeley where the situation seems to be getting a bit out of hand. On the scene, John C. DeMora! John, can you hear me? What are you learning? Yes, John what are you learning? Oh, it's a huge mess here. What has happened apparently is that the students are sick and tired of anyone telling them anything except the rote Hillary standard talking points. John! You're breaking up just a little bit Are you safe there John? I'm barely safe because they're beating up anyone over 40 years old. And John, have you seen Milo anywhere the instigator of this? Our understanding and our reporting indicates that Milo's dead All right John thank you for that report. That's what we're told all right be safe Be safe as John C Dvorak out at Berkeley

06:23 Not bad not bad wait until you hear the mix is pretty good You'd be okay with the noise That's good. Yeah, yeah well this free speech thing is dead now All right everybody let me just bury this free speech thing all right it was a good little thing we Tested for a couple hundred years It's no good. No, it doesn't protect marginalized groups according to the CNN woman Also, he makes fun of fat people apparently I never heard and lesbians and he's a troll and lesbian He makes fun of yeah, he's gay by the way She should have said he's a fag that would've been even funnier

07:03 He is they lit up the administration building yes in gay colors and gay color rainbow for this guy the rainbow And I think you could have taken the same report, and in fact let's do it. Let's do another report on the different angle Where's my You there yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just getting my sound in your stuff together. I gotta get my sound effects together in air all right We're gonna try it again everybody we go now to Berkeley where our man on the scene is John C Devorah John What are you learning?

07:40 Am I on? You're on, John. You're on! Can you hear me?! Yes. A protest against the gay community has begun there's rioting they are throwing all kinds of bottles and busting up the place because Milo or whatever his last name is... Now John where do you think this LGBTQIAAP hate comes from!? I'm not sure because the Bay Area is known for its kind of diversity and it's intolerance but there are some anti-gay group here that is wrecking the place to be quite honest about. And, I guess they hate gays at Cal! I don't know when this began or... John! John as a Muslim are you afraid there? Do you fear for your life as a Muslim? If I was gay I would. Thank you very much John stay gay stay safe

08:32 We could do this man. It's pretty much the same as the news exactly yes, that would have been justice just as valid interpreted that way I've never seen that building lit up with gay colors and was pretty yeah, I thought look pretty Wow Yeah, you know in in in your land they're also protesting Trump It's around the world as you know. I don't know if you watch TV according to my UCLA guys, I have to watch a lot of TV apparently ACLU why don't I put that whole call at the end of the show just as an extra bonus or just it's going to be long now but it's at the end of the show after the shows over pause and then a whole extra bit

09:19 Maybe. Like a... okay, let's also go next week in the next show I mean no it's true In Brussels, I mean in Belgium and Antwerp Also big protest very novel I'm sure you couldn't understand that because it was Flemish But you could cafes are now refusing to sell coca-cola as a protest against Trump No, coke biggest international corporations in the world all in on globalism Pick the wrong candidate there. I love whatever. I love it is hilarious Everyone is freaking out

10:10 And I was glad that Mateo, my nephew was here for the week. I didn't have much time to... You know, I would check in with stuff every once in a while like no change still nutty everyone's still crazy look at the face bag Um, actually here's Chris Matthews who claims that all of DC is in trouble. Donald Trump is tonight conducting a campaign of shock and awe against this country's institutions. Shock and awe! That's right just there's a lot of these memes that are being brought in which I have like a couple more later on but shock and awe that was our first attack on Baghdad No, not Baghdad. Was it Baghdad? It was Iraq. No it's Baghdad! That was shock and awe. It was 1990. They can throw carpenter tools at me. Shock and awe. Oh very funny yeah Donald Trump is tonight conducting a campaign of shock and awe against this country's institutions He is on offense in the capital city not used to being suddenly thrown on defense The capital this country has suddenly bound up in fear

11:10 rage and unbalance. Wondering if this new president accepts any limit to his power? Is he ready to attack the media, mock the Democratic leader of the Senate, accuse the acting Attorney General of betrayal, seize power over immigration policy and push the Republican Congress to near the breaking point? The answers to all these questions is a resounding yes. He is and he is tonight within his hour we hope to know who Trump will pit name as the decisive member of the United States Supreme Court, where the only branch of government over which she has yet to grab control, control political legal chaos in the wake of President Donald Trump's executive order of last Friday The president yet too is set to announce his choice to fill the vacancy in the Supreme Court In just an hour from now, he came for your pussy any grabbed control

11:55 God unbelievable now. It's fantastic a good clip its fan. That is a panicked crazy man Yeah, I was worried about them shutting down MSNBC maybe if he excites people they'll keep the network going yeah Actually have a second club just because we're on him because he mentioned the Supreme Court. You remember when Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews, both MSNBC had this big elaborate setup where he first asked Trump a hypothetical about abortion and if women should be punished which Trump completely blew? And that is now... He wasn't in his own world answering that question you could just tell he was thinking about something else thinking what am I doing on here

12:39 Yeah, they should all be punished. Well it doesn't matter he screwed it up and now the chickens are coming home to roost but the setup at the time was With that happened, you'll remember Rachel Maddow opened her show with I had to run back to Hillary. Remember that? And then and I had to show her this tape as soon as possible so we could then get a response and it was a beautiful setup. And I think that was must have been 50 shows ago. I don't even remember where it was. It was awhile but now Chris Matthews who knows really well that there was a hypothetical and he set Trump up is using this as ammo with the CEO of EMILY's List. And, of course again, EMILY's List stands for Easy Money... What was it? Easy money is like yeast. The acronym stands for easy money is like yeast

13:31 Sorry, that is the fact is true. There are so many issues that affect us are affected by the Supreme Court of course there's LGBT issues There's women's issues of course generally there's voting rights issues. There's there's Citizens United and this guy could work for the ACLU That's exactly what that guy was saying to me on the phone about government money money going into government elections It's every issue you could have for voting against somebody it means you'd have to be foremost for all those issues on that person's side to vote for them. It just seems to me the onus is on a person who wants to get confirmed, it's much harder to get confirmed than not confirmed your thoughts Well, I think that's exactly right. What we're looking for even at EMILY's List is we're going to have a hearing and we've got a lot of questions the American people have a lot of questions Trump made it clear that he was gonna appoint a judge for this position that was going to dismantle Roe v Wade That alone

14:26 I don't think... I haven't heard that. I'm gonna get someone in there who will dismantle Roe v Wade, I haven't heard that in fact I've heard the opposite which will come in a moment is a huge question that is they love now listen to Matthews use his own trap which was well set up to as ammo against the president land it is settled law And we need to know as women and as families in this country where he stands on that. But also, on voting rights, civil rights, workers' rights what is going to do with corporate America? There's a lot of questions here. Stephanie you and I know each other We all say- You also know what Trump said when i asked him about abortion rights and women He said his first impulsive answer to me, he later cleaned it up Women should be punished So hold on a second Chris Matthews

15:14 His impulsive answer was because it was a hypothetical and then he later cleaned it up. Because it was a hypothetical, you trapped him good but your being a little dishonest here by saying well he just wants to punish women! He later cleaned it up... Women should be punished And yet everybody saw that. Everybody in America probably saw that comment by him and he won! No they didn't, hold on a second how many people does he think watches his stuff? He thinks he's all that in the bag of chips no right now everybody in America because I'm Chris Matthews. But he saw that everybody in America probably saw that comment by him and even he won What do you say to voters out there that went out and supported a guy who said something like that, given the Supreme Court nomination coming up? Yeah. I mean during the election he also talked about a Muslim ban and people around the country voted for him didn't think they're- That was real and look at what we're dealing with! A Muslim ban! Oh really?! This is exactly how... They didn't think it'd do it when he said it did? Uh uh uh I'm pretty sure it's not a Muslim ban Do it! That's I think that's a lot of voters And you can see already with his disapproval numbers over 50

16:16 That this is not where America is. Let's flashback briefly to hear what the president said about Roe v Wade. I was asked as a hypothetical, hypothetically hypothetically. You screwed it up, that's what happened! The laws are set now on abortion and that's the way they're gonna remain until they change because you had said you wanted to... you told Bloomberg in January that you believed abortions should be banned at some point in pregnancy where would you like first of all I would have liked to have seen this be a states rights issue I would've preferred states right I think we would've been better if were up for it That by the way is his real answer

16:53 consistently because I looked at a lot of different clips to go back and make sure it wasn't listening with bias at the time. He's very consistent about he would like that to be a states issue, state rights which by the way, the ACLU doesn't seem to understand that some things are just left to the states in general. To the States? No they don't want that. Of course they don't want that with no nations nor borders. You need a national government you don't need these states' rights. The 10th Amendment should be tossed And it's also mentioned in the Constitution, the 10th Amendment was just reiteration. And because we want everything centralized so that way we can better integrate...centralization makes it easier to integrate into a one-world government. Not that I'm gonna pound on this drum but I'm gonna do it again today. Yeah but again I think that Roe v Wade is pretty solid because it's about the privacy of a woman and women has rights

17:44 Like a man and it's about her privacy And I don't see how that can come into play, and I think it will I think it will stay in law But let's listen to the final 30 seconds here. See where would you? I first of all I would have liked to have seen that You know this be a states rights yeah, I would've I would have preferred States right I think we would have been better if were up to the states but Right now the laws are set and that's the way the laws are But you have a feeling how they should change? There are a lot of laws you want to change. You've talked about them on everything from libel, to torture anything you'd want to change on abortion. At this moment the laws are set and I think we have to leave it that way. Do you think it's murder or abortion?

18:20 I have my opinions on it, but i'd rather not comment on. You said you're very pro-life for life that its abortion is murder But I mean I do have my opinions on it. I'd rather I just don't think oh come on But you don't disagree with that proposition that it's what proposition the abortion is murder no I don't disagree with me all right so there's his stance but he's very clear the laws are set laws of the laws yeah and It really doesn't pertain to To what has been talked about in my professional legal opinion As you know, I'm a lawyer. Indeed. Okay well let's go to the Gorsuch thing since you mentioned it. They're gonna have to do... because Schumer and the Democrats even though Gorsuch pretty much matches all of the criteria although he is definitely conservative, the Democrats are going to vote no and this is going to institute nuclear option which is- Which I wanted to say something about

19:21 Um, the headlines everywhere are Trump says go nuclear! Go nuclear!! Which of course is very...you know it's like playing on people's fears about nuclear war. It is called the Nuclear Option that is a congressional term that has been around for a long time. Slang. Yeah slang decades and decades if you don't mind before you start off I want to play the genesis of this quote which was not Trump's quote. It was a, uh, a journalist who asked him a question and Trump foolishly of course he got to learn how memes are made. He doesn't understand this very well. He could do so much better if he launched the right means we don't need them to get too good. Okay?

20:07 Well, anyway. So there is the journalist says the nuclear option and this quote has been turned around to Trump saying go nuclear I think there's a certain dishonesty if they go against their vote from not very long ago And he did get a unanimous endorsement and he's somebody that should be better from an educational, from an experience. From any standpoints, a great judge will be a great justice. So no, I feel that it's very dishonest if they go about doing that. Yes, if we end up with the same gridlock that they've had in Washington for the last longer

21:00 longer than eight years, in all fairness to President Obama. A lot longer than eight years but if we end up with that gridlock I would say if you can Mitch go nuclear because that would be an absolute shame If a man of this quality was caught up in the web so I would say it's up to Mitch So Go Nuclear is your... You know what? I have a note a programming note for sweaty Sean Spicer Get the camera clicks out of it. Sweaty Sean, that's a good one. He does appear to be sweaty! Get the cameras out get that shutter sound out of there There is no need for it It's 2017 they should be silent its annoying

21:47 Unless they like it. There's plenty of mirrorless cameras that are professional, that can be used for these events you don't need the shutters. What are they using? Hasselblads? No no DSLRs make a noise But that's digital is it not They have a shutter and they slap a mirror to make that noise but the mirrorles ones don't necessarily make so much noise Yes they have a shutter It's not like they turn the sensor on and off. The sensors open, it's lit, and then the shutter goes past and then the light hits it and then the shutter closes makes a noise. Not necessarily a lot of noise as much as you're hearing but some are pretty noisy. Yeah we're just gonna have this during our show. But when you hear motors than you know its fake. That's good. We'll just have it during our show. Fantastic! So you can have somebody in your room there. Hey excuse me that's my bad side

22:44 All right, let's get into Gorsuch. This is this got your clip kind of incorporated but not too much so. This is the controversy? This is just Gorsuch I think that was it says Gorsuch controversy yeah that would be on the right. The Judicial Crisis Network is spending 10 million dollars on advertising targeting red state senate Democrats like West Virginia's Joe Manchin who met with Gorsuch Wednesday we have a lot to talk about to try to get to know each other. Arguing for his nominee, President Trump said if Democrats filibuster requiring 60 votes to end debate Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has an option I think there's a certain dishonesty if they go against their vote from not very long ago but we end up with that gridlock I would say if you can Mitch, go nuclear Now under the so-called nuclear Well that's actually good clip John because it shows how what is this CBS?

23:39 Yes. Shows how CBS edited it out, it's not that important but all they have is him saying go nuclear! Right. Whereas the question was about the nuclear option and it's a little disingenuous. Now under this so-called nuclear option, Republicans would change Senate rules to do away with filibusters for Supreme Court nominees Scott that would mean they could confirm Judge Gorsuch with the simple majority vote. Jan Crawford for us tonight. Jan thanks. Thank you. What's interesting about that clip is the night before... That was I think Wednesday? On Tuesday they did the same story, they do by the way as you watch these networking news. They do this same story two sometimes three times Same story they don't even mention that as you know they don't refer back But then not the day before them they added a little factoid which they dropped from The Wednesday Story Oh and the factoid is is that the nuclear option was instituted in to 2013 by the Obama administration

24:40 Well, that would be no good. But it was targeted the Obama administration was having trouble getting some people confirmed and we're talking about people on the inner circle in the White House like a department secretary or something like that so they pushed that through they didn't push it through for Supreme Court justices but they pushed it through and it was pushed to in 2013 And they knew at the time that this would could cause problems down the road. And this is why also when you have somebody like Jeff Sessions who's getting no support from the Democrats, he's just getting through with it. They could filibuster that before 2013

25:22 But after 2013, they can't because the Democrats pushed the nuclear option. So now the Republicans are going to do it even further which means this whole 60 vote thing is gonna go by the wayside. But we'll have true democracy majority rules Isn't that what everybody wants? This is what democracy looks like. The reason you wanted the 60s because 60, there's ways you can cause if don't have 60, you can call for a cloture or something because what you do want is a guy going up there and getting hold of the floor depending on the rules of the day. Right, filibustering. And just jacking away and filibustering for days on end until he passes out

26:05 And you just don't want that because it's inconvenient, to say the least. So they're going to probably... Luckily there is this pressure group that is putting pressure on what's called a red state Democrats who are in office but they're in deep red states. They need support otherwise they could be voted out? They are gonna get voted out and so... That's politicking for ya! So, they'll get their little few extra votes and that way they won't do it. But if they don't as Schumer's all, we're not gonna give him any votes. Schumer is being the big a-hole here and he will maybe encourage this to happen I'm not sure if will but it might and then just vote anybody they want in and Democrats can't do anything about until they retake the Senate which won't be for you know there can't be for at least two years. The interesting thing about this candidate

26:58 for the or appointee I should say, for the Supreme Court is that President Obama then Senator Chuck Schumer Dianne Feinstein Wieden and Biden they all voted to con- he was already He's already been confirmed once by Senate which you know makes that choice an interesting choice because it well makes him look like a bunch of hypocrites Yeah He wasn't good. He was good them but he's not good now NPR bastion of left talk On the was it Tom Ashbrook the on point program had a guy on who? Knows a lot about Gorsuch's history and his particular as it pertains to Immigration, and I want to share that report And the question is if somebody goes to court should judges say oh well we deferred to the executive The executive knows best and we're gonna stand back or does the judge say as

27:51 Judge Gorsuch said the judge has an obligation to take an independent look at the law and decide whether this executive agency, this executive order actually is in line with the law. So I actually think that's a view that many Democrats and liberals should be pleased with. He announced this by the way in a decision he explained it in a decision in August, a case involving an immigrant And there had been two rules under immigration law. One was that if you came across the border and were caught, you couldn't come back for 10 years and apply for any lawful status. This fellow had a family in Oklahoma. There was another view part of the law that said

28:37 The Attorney General can always grant discretion to somebody who has ties to the United States. The law was, at that time in the 10th Circuit, that the immigrant could make this plea for leniency But the immigration agency came along and changed the rule and said, this guy you're out. You have to stay out for 10 years. Neil Gorsuch in the Tenth Circuit overruled the immigration authorities ruled for the immigrant and said in part of his opinion This violates due process of law to change the law on this person, this immigrant when he's in the process of—he thought the law was on his side. The government can't do that." And it also says—he said if this was a law, the government in the face of shifting political winds could change the law against disfavored minorities.

29:29 Now in my opinion, that's exactly if you were a lawyer. That's exactly the thing about last weekend Last weekend you would want that on your side saying the government can't change the rules suddenly and hurt all these people It's a violation of due process law so in my opinion That's actually a good opinion for liberals and Democrats going forward doesn't sound too bad Sounds like the guy might have some fairness in him He seems like I think he's probably a decent choice. I mean, I didn't think the other guy was bad until you told me he was the Gardner or whatever his name was yeah, it's calling gardener Yeah, that guy well So they're just bitching they do in fact. I think this clip here is

30:13 I think it says Senate convention. I think this clip kind of summarizes things This is a clip that includes Miscellaneous no, no don't know man. I see I got it clips from EU Parliament No, no It's a there's a local one when I want to get to that as soon as they can Well while you're looking for that mister here it is nope I don't have it all right well you look for it Of course, what happened immediately the minute this was announced protests everywhere. Protests protests protest are they organized? You bet your life they are and there's so poorly organized this is again from NPR on the media Senator Ben Sass sass sash from Nebraska

31:01 Notice something interesting about the protests in DC. There are indications, Nina Totenberg our colleague is reporting this that based on his record he has a different view of federal regulations He may want to strip a lot of federal authority to make regulations which previous conservative justices had approved I know you don't want this to be about issues but about the law But how would America be a different country in a few years if this man's judicial philosophy prevails? Well well i don't know uh... the answer to that and i don't think we should want to know because i think what you're saying is what will be the policy implications and a justice's job is to wait and look at the cases become before them for instance when circuits are split so it was back up to a percent from that person but respect for christian dialectic a lot

31:44 I think he has a ton of integrity. and i went out last night uh... that was on the hill left when they went out to the spring court because i knew there were a bunch of protests happening and wanted to talk to people in here from them why are you protesting and i don't mean to be dismissive but when you get to the steps of the court all the people there not all of them for the vast majority who protested into the terrible nominee they had signed that said on one side opposed at the top half of me other side hashtag stop

32:26 the top half and the bottom half was blank and then they had magic markers and they were filling in Gorsuch's name as they began to protest. And said, tell me what is wrong with this guy? And he said well his opinions are atrocious! I said have you read any of them? One of the guys looked at me sort of stone eyed, who are you to ask that kind I said, well actually... Senator, senator. God love this story got to stop you there. Senator Ben Sasse of Nebraska thanks very much we'll continue the conversation. Thanks Steve. I love how that had to be interrupted. Well i'm sorry great story! We gotta stop the great story about the fake protests. Yeah on the media we found them to be very slanted unfortunately or fortunately. The best though, the best comment about Supreme Court came to us on C-SPAN

33:12 The call-in show, the Washington Report. Producers of the No Agenda Show This is like shooting fish in a barrel There's so much you can do So much promotion So much fun stuff you can do Now you will get cut off as this woman who calls in And she reminded us of something and I had to go and look it up to see if there was any validity to her accusation. Asheville, North Carolina Republican line. How are you? Good morning sir. Good morning. Your gentleman from Bloomberg in the comment about Judge Scalia and he said something very strange. He said it is...it was a

33:50 strange and unexpected, the death of Scalia in an election year. It could have been any other person from the SCOTUS, but a group of nine of them. My problem is that when they downloaded the WikiLeaks emails I read all of them, and there is one particular one from Podesta to a source telling him It is time to assassinate Scalia. No autopsy was done on Scalia, he had sleep apnea. He had to go to a hunting trip. He should have taken the machine with oxygen if necessary because my husband has the same condition. If he fell asleep without the mask all

34:40 All they had to do was, with the mask on all they had to do was come into his room press the green button and in less than an hour he would have died of natural consequences. And that is a subject that has never been spoken identified or investigated. So I went back and looked, and this refers to the wet work at the vineyard email. The exact quote from Podesta is didn't think wet works meant pool parties at the vineyard And the theory of this now what works? Of course that mean what work says pretty much only one meaning for that as far as I know and That is a assassination term

35:30 And it says, meant pool part is the vineyard. The ranch where Scalia died has quite a vineyard. In fact it IS a vineyard. It's a ranch-vineyard. Cibolo Creek Ranch. So I just thought that was interesting! When I hear vineyard, I think Martha's Vineyard...I hadn't connected that to the ranch. Well she's talking about a CPAP machine? Just press the green button you die Well, you press the green button it stops it and I guess and then you're done. Yeah well if he had a real problem I guess could happen yeah, then you're not supposed to It's less than that's a death button. It's less messy Avoid CPAPS and small aviation

36:20 Here's Thomas Friedman, this is a little clip. He was on AC 360 and he was going on about stuff and I just thought... This is just very small piece of what he said but I just thought it was interesting how he just kind of... You'll see! Making people afraid of Muslims making people afraid of Mexicans making people afraid of trade and globalization And then presenting Donald Trump as the man who will protect you from all that. Frankly, it worked That's not to say there aren't real issues around this. You know Islam has issues with pluralism, okay? Trade has cost some jobs What do you say about it? It's against pluralism pluralism multi-culti and all this crap that we're all for Multiculturalism and all the plural, you know having anything other than Islam yeah if your Islamic you you think that everything should be islamic and everyone should

37:15 get in line, but that was the least of it to me. It was yeah free trade has cost a few jobs and last show we talked about six over 600 thousand jobs which I guess is a feud and freedom he doesn't care he's got his little cushy job at New York Times but i just thought this was just cavalier. I have to say yeah free trades cost a few jobs costs a lot of jobs all countries got no manufacturing left would we have plenty of manufacturing but there's not what we used I've been triggered and outraged. I cannot believe that my social justice warrior friends did not celebrate an incredibly important day worldwide, was not mentioned here in the United States of Gitmo Nation

38:01 It was a big deal and I'm sad that it was skipped. And, I think there should be hearings about it." Muslim women in Bosnia have been encouraging women of all faiths to don a headscarf. It's all an aide of World Hijab Day which aims to show solidarity and promote tolerance Many Bosnian women in Sarajevo were protesting against the ban on hijabs in certain countries I'm not intimidated by the ban. We've known for some time that there's an ongoing war against Islam, automatically there is a war against women wearing the hijab because the hijab is part of Islam." Unfortunately throughout history there were times when Muslim women wearing the hijab had problems. Right now we're under scrutiny so we must remain positive". While some European countries have banned hijabs in public places certain countries including Iran

38:49 Saudi Arabia and Sudan require women to wear headscarves outside of their homes. I can't believe that was not celebrated! Yeah, well he... But a perfect opportunity too? I think it was suppressed Well Tina and i celebrated World Hijab Day No bet you did yeah she uh she asked my permission to go to the grocery store To drive Did you? Oh she doesn't go with any alien men Do you have permission to drive? You gave her permission to drive? Wooo! I know World Hijab day gotta do it once in awhile So there's a lot of action in the EU and I got to kick out some of these things that picked up from the parliament. Yes, I too watched some of that... Did you get the Boris Johnson back-and-forth with his own people and everybody else about the passports? UK passports? Well settled well I actually have a small clip

39:42 of Chloe Smith coming into Parliament. I say to the Honourable Lady, don't be sheepish about it! The little baby is welcome to come in! There's no problem. That's an extra vote for her trying to inflate our majority. Chloe Smith brought her baby... this was so important and they made a big deal out of this in the UK I bought a baby in the parliament. Oh, so here's Boris Johnson that put this clip...I actually saved it for some moment when somebody doesn't know what they're talking about because apparently people in Parliament don't know what they're talking about and Boris had to straighten them out he is the foreign minister who would talk to the United States about what the deal was with this executive order about

40:29 banning certain people from certain countries. And you could tell that the people in Parliament themselves didn't know what the heck was going on, and I thought this straightened everything out at least from the UK perspective. This is of course a highly controversial policy which has caused unease and i repeat that this is not an approach that this government would take. I spoke yesterday to the US administration and my right honourable friend the Home Secretary has today spoken to General Kelly, the Secretary of Homeland Security. The general principle is that all British passport holders remain welcome to travel to the US We have received assurances from the U.S Embassy

41:21 that this executive order will make no difference to any British passport holder irrespective of their country of birth or whether they hold another passport. But let me conclude by reminding the House of the vital importance of this country's alliance with the United States. Would he perhaps tell the House that when he intervened in Washington, was it through the State Department or the President's son-in-law? I'm grateful to my own for that ingenious question. What happened there? I didn't quite understand what happened there, OK? So one of these jokers who's also a conservative which I found to be weird prop cropped up as a joke and said it was you talking to Homeland Security or Jared Kushner. Oh, OK. President's son in law.

42:20 So, uh... You went back and made a little light of it. And by the way he is the home secretary but this is his job. We'll finish up? I'm grateful to my hon. Friend for that ingenious question, but i am sure the House will appreciate that we have very good relations at all levels now with the US Government and my right honourable friend the Home Secretary herself has had an excellent conversation today with General Kelly of the Homeland Security Department confirming the very important exemptions that we've achieved for UK nationals

43:02 I'm sure that the three members of this House were born in Yemen and are grateful to the Foreign Minister for allowing us to travel to America. But the position of a British citizen who happens to be an aid worker in Yemen or has visited Yemen for humanitarian purposes, they are caught by this ban because the United States will not allow as I understand it and he may have other information those who've visited or worked in Yemen even though they're nationals of Britain to visit the United States. I'm very grateful to my right honourable member for, and i know that he was born in Yemen and there must initially have been some anxiety about how he would be treated when going to the US. So im happy to say that he will face no obstacle whatever because hes a UK passport holder and nor will any UK aid worker in Yemen as thats what we've achieved

44:02 Oh, well that would be logical if people understood. The whole thing is... and by the way I'm sorry Boris Johnson is the foreign secretary he was referring to the home secretary who's sitting next to us. You're kind of moving into the travel ban which I'd like to do and then I'd like to finish it up before the break you have more? I only have one more thing from this from these folks and it's just an analysis of..I finally kinda got the pattern down for how Theresa May deals with Jeremy Corbyn. Oh yes, I saw some of this that was pretty cool actually Well here...I just want to do a little deconstruction of her style and then this is actually a pretty good clip but what you're Corbyn yeah they're just mostly for Americans the British he's like think the Brits probably have to British don't know this either

44:53 But at the beginning of the prime minister question time, he's still the leader. He is a leader of the opposition, the Labour Party. And so he gets X number of questions I think it's either six or eight in a row and she comes up makes a statement then they call him Corbyn! He gets up and says something nasty to her she says something nasty to him he said something nasty to her this goes on for limited number of time and then at the very end he gets his last question and she gets her last digs in. Now when Cameron was running the show, Cameron was funnier than she is and he would have punchlines and one-liners all throughout the back and forth

45:36 She's tried this but Corbyn apparently has better comebacks so she stopped doing it. She will make a snide remark once in awhile, but she doesn't try to be funny like she did the first couple of times What she does now is she saves the final punchline for her final word so that's her last word and no one can retort he can't get up again right she's done right but then they go to the general house and then they start asking random questions. So this is an example of her yeah you know this was pre-written and it's all and most thing is staged anyway, but I have to say she does finish well with a good killer

46:15 ending to this back and forth. And he, of course is the Labor Party is all in on staying in the EU and screw Trump. I hope Mr Speaker that includes not having US health care companies coming in to run any part of our National Health Service. Mr Speaker! What? Make it better?! President Trump has torn up international agreements on refugees. He's threatened to dump international agreements on climate change, he's praised the use of torture he's incited hatred against Muslims, he's directly attacked women's rights just what more does the President Trump have to do before the Prime Minister will listen to the 1.8 million people who've already called for his state visit

47:14 invitation to be withdrawn. The right honourable gentleman's foreign policy is to object and insult the democratically elected head of state, our most important ally let us just see what he would have achieved in the last week Would he have been able to protect British citizens from the impact of the executive order? No Would he have been able to lay the foundations of a trade deal? No. Would he have got 100% commitment to NATO? That's what Labour has to offer this country, less protection for British citizens, less prosperous and safe. He can lead a protest I'm leading a country

48:09 You know, when I heard that the first thing I thought is it doesn't really lend itself for a full on treatment but the first thing I thought was this. He can lead a protest! I'm leading a country! So she's getting the hang of this and this is her new style, and she's doing it very well. And this guy is going to have to change his approach. Well I have a number of clips that... At first I have CBS, yeah its just short package about the general anti-Trump sentiment in the European Union and in UK. Not just crowds that poured onto the streets of Europe are angry with Donald Trump.

48:53 That's pretty pathetic by the way. Say it loud, say it clear, refugees welcome... The disenchantment has now reached the highest levels of European politics along with the menace Vladimir Putin's aggressive Russia and China's military build up in the South China Sea and militant Islam Donald Trump's United States has become a threat to Europe, according to Donald Tusk the president of the European Union's most powerful body. We cannot surrender to those who want to weaken or invalidate the transatlantic bond without which global order and peace cannot survive

49:45 What frightens the EU is President Trump's support for the British to leave, expressed to Prime Minister Theresa May and for other countries to follow. That and his perceived lack of commitment to NATO... And now The Refugee Ban! Alright, The Refugee Ban is what they're calling it which is also not what it is Here is a lie. Yeah, it's a lie Mogherini is ummm Head of foreign affairs for Starfleet command there in Europe she replaces the no-neck monster remember her her name again

50:21 Yeah. Ashton, Baroness Ashton. So Mogherini underlines EU's opposition to the Trump travel ban. The EU's foreign policy chief has underlined opposition to Donald Trump's controversial travel bans saying no one should be deprived of their fundamental rights. The US Department of State has clarified yesterday that the citizens of the European Union will not be affected by the ban, even if they hold dual citizenship in one of the seven countries listed in the executive order. We welcome this clarification but let me be absolutely clear this does not change our overall assessment about the executive order." One top EU official said Trump is part of a multi-pronged attempt to undermine the bloc

51:11 We have the autocrat Putin will want to divide Europe. We have President Trump who has a populist nationalist view and wants disintegrate us we have the threat of the radical Islamists in the south and we have our bunch of people here who want to destroy inside European Union He's pointing at Nigel Farage when he says that we can do one thing that is unite us fight back as the European Union Nigel Farage was heckled in Brussels as he defended Trump over halting refugee admissions and temporarily barring people from seven Muslim majority countries. With all the anti-Trump rhetoric that is coming from everywhere, actually what we're hearing is the true nature of the European project which is genuine anti Americanism

51:58 And amid the claims of discrimination, the EU itself is currently working to curb the flow of migrants and refugees to its soil. Some members already having put up fences What is so beautiful about what we're seeing right now, and of course this is brought up continuously. It's no longer useful as an argument when you say yeah but Obama said... Yeah but it's no longer useful because people just don't hear it anymore So I thought it would be good to go back in time. I would like to take us back hmm Let me see if I can set the machine here. I think we should set it for 1995, hop in John! Hey John how you doing? Welcome to 1995! You know it looks a lot like 1996 to me Well yes, you're right...a little bit In 1995 we had a State of the Union from President Bill Clinton Well that's funny Why

52:57 Because I thought it was 1996. It's 1996, but I'm the whole honest like we're in the wrong you wrong here hold on Just a brief hop. We're in 1996, John! How you feel now? Oh man it's a lot better I got the... It changed my shoe style you know those yeah i feel good. I want you to listen to the xenophobic anti-immigration anti everything horrible douchebag of a president and his immigration plans are triggering me all americans Not only in the states most heavily affected, but in every place in this country are rightly disturbed by the large numbers of illegal aliens entering our country. The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers

53:50 That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before. By cracking down on illegal hiring by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens. In the budget I will present to you, we will try to do more to speed the deportation of illegal aliens who are arrested for crimes, to better identify illegal aliens in the work face as recommended by the commission headed by former Congresswoman Barbara Jordan. We are a nation of immigrants but we also a nation of laws it is wrong and ultimately self-defeating

54:29 for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it. I'm so surprised he used the term illegal aliens. It's triggering me! They're not aliens! Just imagine, yeah i'm sure there's going to be a lot of protests over this racism... There is not? They're not aliens they are people! Don't say that! And it's curious that Barbara Jordan had something to do with this because she's a black woman and you'd think she would be more sympathetic A black woman from Texas no less oh my well how- I think we better get back to our- Strap in strap in

55:08 Moving forward always makes me a little nauseous. Now before you get to the, I don't know if you have it because i know you're on a roll here but before we get off the EU's moaning and groaning do you have Ted Moloch clip? Wait, I have something about Moloch not his well. Here's that got him actually talking This is the this is the RT report does Donald Tusk again bitching and moaning about us But it turns out to be a lot of this stuff in fact what you just played before Clinton Is based on this guy and I like it love the name Moloch It is the ambassador. I'm sorry the ambassador to the

55:50 to the EU from the US as a Trump employee. The ambassador to the UN? No, no. Oh, he's the ambassador to the EU. I'm sorry. Okay got it. The ambassador of the UN is that woman oh yeah yeah that's um uh yeah okay yes yes sorry Moloch okay Donald Tusk report based on this little ditty. The EU faces a new threat and that's apparently Donald Trumps America, and the warning comes from the European Council's president Mr. Donald Tusk. Boring declarations by the new American administration all make our future highly unpredictable so many are becoming openly anti-European or Eurosceptic at best

56:41 Particularly the change in Washington puts the European Union in a difficult situation. The European Union and United States have been best of friends for so long, step onto stage Donald Trump as president and we're hearing these words from another Donald, Donald Tusk, the European Council President not pulling any punches with what he has to say from the European side as if they feel that the biggest threats they're facing are Russia and China in the east, Islamic State and Islamic extremist terrorism in the south. And then United States in the west pretty much surrounded so long as they don't annoy any polar bears. But how did we get to this situation where we've gone from seemingly one end to the other?

57:28 Well, a lot of it can be seen from just the reaction to a statement on a British TV show by Donald Trump's preferred candidate to be the ambassador to the European Union. I had in a previous career a diplomatic post where I helped bring down the Soviet Union so maybe there is another union that needs a little taming We need a pigot there we need a...we're not into pigots Who shouts for us? Yeah, that's uh... No, he doesn't do the spacing. We'll think about it. MOLOCK! It's gonna be great. But he just said this offhandedly but this is what caused his rowl.

58:20 Fletcher, yeah. He said it offhandedly while I was the ambassador or something to Russia and Soviet Union. And he brought it down...he says I brought it down! I think this other thing might go. I just thought that was hilarious. Oh yeah? I thought they were discussing Moloch actually when uh when I cut into this next clip again from Chris Matthews because he was pretty funny. He was all triggered by speaking with Howard Feynman of WAPO John Wapow. Yeah, Wapow. Dr. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow

59:12 great credence thanks to what Donald Trump. We're all crusaders now! We are the Crusaders officially in the eyes of Islam at least that's what Osama said, that's what Donald Trump has done this is the reaction that Osama bin Laden himself would have prayed for and he died for it this is what he wanted to happen. This is what he prayed for and died for this is 9-11 15 years later Oh, now I'm not going to just... That's just pathetic. First of all keeping somebody from coming in is not the same as going on a crusade. I'd say that this kind of attacking Libya is a crusade that was a Hillary thing. Yes. Yeah. I think trying to get involved with the Syrian thing, that's kind of a crusade. I think starting a war in Iraq, that's kind of a crusade but blocking entry

58:20 Fletcher, yeah. He said it offhandedly while I was the ambassador or something to Russia and Soviet Union. And he brought it down...he says I brought it down! I think this other thing might go. I just thought that was hilarious. Oh yeah? I thought they were discussing Moloch actually when uh when I cut into this next clip again from Chris Matthews because he was pretty funny. He was all triggered by speaking with Howard Feynman of WAPO John Wapow. Yeah, Wapow. Dr. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow. Wapow

59:12 great credence thanks to what Donald Trump. We're all crusaders now! We are the Crusaders officially in the eyes of Islam at least that's what Osama said, that's what Donald Trump has done this is the reaction that Osama bin Laden himself would have prayed for and he died for it this is what he wanted to happen. This is what he prayed for and died for this is 9-11 15 years later Oh, now I'm not going to just... That's just pathetic. First of all keeping somebody from coming in is not the same as going on a crusade. I'd say that this kind of attacking Libya is a crusade that was a Hillary thing. Yes. Yeah. I think trying to get involved with the Syrian thing, that's kind of a crusade. I think starting a war in Iraq, that's kind of a crusade but blocking entry

1:00:00 anything but. I was blocked entry to the European Union! It's a crusade, and i had a valid passport it's a crusade yeah you couldn't even get in why don't you tell that story once again? European Union Brussels particularly passed law in 2013 for the Schengen area which excludes the United Kingdom specifically that your passport must be valid before six months after you are scheduled to leave The condesone and mine was valid for three months in two days, and I was refused even to board the plane Because they decided to enforce this just overnight. They said oh we're just enforcing this now It doesn't matter so they got their own ban here is a shift that's what I see yeah, I got totally gypped

1:00:54 And Airbnb gypped me too, because I canceled and they gave me like 80%. They kept 20% of your money. Douchebags douche bags and the guy whose apartment is a Dutch guy. Yeah. Hey man, you know, I'll come and say your place again. You have to send me some money back now. Bull crap. Okay? Our brand new secretary general at the United nations on Tonya Gutierrez Gutierrez it not as funny as monkey moon sadly But he did weigh in on our US tribal ban. possibilities of terrorist infiltration, but I don't think this is the effective way to do so. And I think that these measures should be removed sooner rather than later. That was the appeal I made. I think that those measures indeed violate our basic principles and I think they are not effective if the objective is really avoid terrorists who enter United States."

1:02:07 I guess they're trying to ramp up their terrorism is important because that was one of the main problems. Here is a clip with Mike Morrell followed by another CIA guy, followed by Chuck Schumer. This is Mike Morrell leads charge to condemn Trump. I think the order is going to make it as a threat worse. It's also going to make us less safe so we doesn't it doesn't make the threat any less while at the same time it's playing right into the ISIS narrative. This makes us less safe, there is no question in my mind that anyone involved in law enforcement or anyone involved in international security considers this an order that makes us less safe. This will make us less safe John McCain is exactly right It will encourage lone wolves here in America they have created most of the terrorism The biggest problems we've had with terrorism are not from these countries

1:02:58 No, I finally saw the movie that's from. I didn't realize it. Okay? A couple more clips before we get into our break let's hear from an actual lawyer he's not necessarily a constitutional lawyer but Alan Dershowitz is a lawyer He's a divorced lawyer isn't he his main thing No, I thought he was a civil rights attorney. I thought he was a divorce lawyer? Well who knows... He's a professor is what he is. Ah well he's on with Aaron Burnett and here's his opinion. He doesn't think it's constitutional that judge after judge is ruling in that direction were the words that he used of course uh... The different rulings have been regarding detentions and green card holders and various other issues Do you agree that-that-that it is

1:03:38 Not lawful? Or do you think that given the wide parameters the President of the United States has to set these sorts of things, that he is within his legal rights. Well, I think it's some of its constitutional. Some of it is not constitutional For example there is a statute that limits the presidents power and says that visas may no be denied on the basis of religion Is that statute constitutional or is it a claim on presidential authority? These are very complicated legal issues and people shouldn't jump into them You know we have a hobby in this country

1:04:14 If you don't like something, you assume it's unconstitutional. Even my colleague Elizabeth Warren pointed to a part of the Constitution that says no religious test shall ever be required but she didn't read the second part of it for holding of office under the United States government has nothing to do with visas on the other hand The First Amendment says Congress shall make no law so its prohibition on congressional action and presidential action I could teach a whole seminar on this subject. It's very complicated, very nuanced and we shouldn't get political about it when we're talking about the Constitution." That's true though that such a thing in America. It's unconstitutional man! Unconstitutional dude. I did want to just highlight a couple passages from the entry ban executive order is what i'm calling it that are not discussed anywhere just some things have highlighted

1:05:03 such as the following paragraph. The United States cannot and should not admit those who do not support the Constitution or those who would place violent ideologies over American law. In addition, the United States should not admit those who engage in acts of bigotry or hatred including honor killings other forms of violence against women or the persecution of those who practice religions different from their own or those who would oppress Americans of any race gender or sexual orientation Nice to see that there's some thinking about sexual orientation in there.

1:05:43 This will end in three months. I mean, there's reports that are due within 60 days here after the 60 day period described in subsection D of this section expires a Secretary of Homeland Security and consultation with the secretary state shall submit to the president list of countries recommended for inclusion on a presidential proclamation that would prohibit the entry of foreign nationals however There's lot of stipulations foreign nationals traveling on diplomatic visas NATO visas C2 visas G1 g 2g 3g 4 all will have no problem. Here we go, realignment of the US refugee admissions program for fiscal year 2017 this is the refugee portion the Secretary of State shall suspend the U.S. refugee admissions program us wrap for 120 days during the 100 day period I thought it was 90 and what's talking about 90 but that that's not the refugees the refugees is 120

1:06:39 During the 120-day period, the Secretary of State shall in conjunction with the Secretary for Homeland Security review the USRAP application and adjudication process to ensure that those approved for refugee admission do not pose a threat to the security and welfare of the United States. And shall implement such additional procedures." Refugee applicants who are already in the USRAP process may be admitted upon the initiation and completion of these revised procedures And then very specifically, upon the resumption of USRAP admissions. So it will resume under the resumption the Secretary of State and then goes on what the Secretary of State has to do so they do plan to start it up again

1:07:18 And then I guess this is the legalese, pursuant...this is why the president thinks he can do this. Pursuant to section 212F of the INA 8 USC 1182 F, I hereby proclaim that the entry of more than 50 thousand refugees in fiscal year 2017 would be detrimental to the interest of the United States and thus suspend any such entry until such time as I determine that additional admissions would be in the national interest." So there's a cap! I haven't heard anyone talk about the cap actually but the fifty thousand And here's what... That's the cap that Hillary wanted to raise to 500,000. Yes correct. Here's what I've always been saying is the only problem, and it's just been held up with bogus companies doing crappy work. Section 7 expedited completion of the biometric entry exit tracking system as the Secretary of Homeland Security shall expedite the completion and implementation of a biometric entry and exit tracking system for all travelers to United States as recommended by the National Commission on terrorist attacks upon United States that's the thing we've needed

1:08:20 is to know when people leave or obviously if they don't leave. It's that simple and then regarding the visa interview, security of the Secretary of State shall immediately suspend the Visa Interview Waiver Program and ensure compliance with Section 222 blah blah which requires that all individuals seeking a non-immigrant visa undergo an in person interview subject to specific statutory exceptions So it looks like the visa waiver program may go away and you will have to get a visa in person. Poland, still no change for you. We really don't care about you." Okay now back to the media Jake Tapper had on... The guy that we've played a couple times on the show who now apparently is assistant deputy to the president Sebastian Gorka

1:09:12 And we like what this guy had to say and he kind of well, I think he butt-slammed Jake Tapper And I'm sure you've seen the reports of people who were negatively affected by the executive order on Friday. Uh, I'm sure that there are some we talked to one yesterday and Iraqi who's now in this country whose said exactly what you said but there are also a lot of people who say, uh, you know, I've gone through two years of vetting and then all of a sudden I can't come or I'm a refugee What am I going to do? Some people have sold all their belongings Certainly There is another side to this I am an immigrant, Jake. Look! Look! I chose this nation. I'm a proud American. My parents were refugees from Hungary who escaped the dictatorship. What happened to them? My parents were vetted for weeks in a refugee camp not for 60 seconds by some INS agent or member of the State Department online... For weeks to determine that they truly were persecuted and escaping that dictatorship and didn't pose a threat to the UK

1:10:13 That's taking national security seriously. This is simply about protecting Americans, nothing to do with religion and nothing to do with xenophobia it's about national security. The refugee program the vetting is 18 months to two years? The length of it maybe that's paperwork that process I'm talking about serious counterintelligence questioning making sure somebody story is accurate the absurdity under Obama administration, that you're not allowed to check somebody's public Facebook postings because that is against their privacy. Hang on! American citizens don't have their Facebook posts protected from anybody else reading them. The system is broken Jake it has to be fixed we don't want to see a Berlin here We don't want people mowed down as they were in Nice happening again in America

1:11:04 Uh-oh. Yeah, gee I didn't know that uh-huh yeah Ellis Island was also months people on Ellis Island We had the same thing over here in Angel island on the west coast now that then did them wrapping it up here the okay? I only have one thing to add to your whole thing when you're done Why do you want to do it now? Okay, let's play it. This is just a little side thing because he's cropped up I think he's gonna run for Senate or something cuz he's a politician But I thought Kucinich had a pretty good straight-up kind of analysis of most of this Hmm okay see what he had to say on Fox News Dennis Kucinich very liberal guy said this

1:11:43 Let's face something here. Donald Trump didn't create these wars, wars create refugees and President Obama both in Syria and Lebanon has backed conflicts which have created refugees so that is something if he is involved in a debate he should have to answer that. Ms. Kucinich joins us now from Cleveland So we both agree that President Obama partially responsible for the refugee chaos But you're coming at it from a different point of view than I am. So just explain your point of view for us Well, i'm opposed to us interventionism It costs our nation dearly six trillion dollars since 9 11 we have a right to defend ourselves but look iraq

1:12:21 That was President Bush's watch created an enormous amount of refugees Libya and Syria Create a lot of refugees that was president Obama's watch If you don't have wars, you don't create refugees so that you know there has to be some responsibility as to be taken by By the president boy. I'm glad he didn't become president that horrible Republican He's not on our side anymore. He's no good. I thought the The Academy Award without a doubt has to go to Chuck Schumer. Senator from New York. Oh, that crying thing? You know it was more than that if you looked at the whole sequence

1:13:00 He brought out a Muslim family, and this was great. So the Muslim family has the husband I presume and he's dressed kind of jeans denim jacket you know but like a kind of like construction site type garb with a baseball hat in his sunglasses on top is baseball hat then is the wife mother wearing a hijab but they had two kids and they had red hair like orange-red hair And it was very confusing to me. So I don't know if they were her kids, but yeah... I guess it was to show hey Muslims come in red hair variety? I'm not sure what it was and for those of you who didn't see Chuck Schumer started to cry while he was...I mean he was so...and I gotta say It seemed pretty...it was good! He looked really emotional and whatever he did to bring...and Chuck Schumer is a hard-ass man

1:13:56 You would- that's something you don't expect from him. Oh, yes I just wanted to this is also scriptural and we have the support- oh I'm sorry before I get to the crying part He did something that I saw The Professor on Facebag do I think I mentioned it to you? The professor is now quoting scripture the prof- the Obot What are these atheists quoting scripture for well here Schumer doing the exact This is a meme obviously because I first saw The Professor do it I think the idea is maybe i can appeal to the assholes this way because you know all republicans are, you know they clutch their guns in their bible. Maybe if i show them the bible tells them wrong maybe they'll change their ways yeah that's it? You got it really really creepy oh yes i just wanted to... This is also scriptural and we have the support of so many of the religious leaders of every different faith throughout the country exodus 2220

1:14:50 It admonishes us not to wrong or oppress a stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt. Matthew 25 in the New Testament I was hungry and you gave me something to eat. I was a stranger and you invited me in." And I'm reminded of Pope Francis who asked us in terms crystal clear... I think it's here that the Pope Francis that's where he starts to crack up a little bit I don't for some reason Pope Francis this is very interesting how he got himself so emotional about this crystal clear to quote Confront the reality of those who have been displaced by force with effective projects and new approaches in order to protect their dignity Improve their quality of life. This is the pope speaking And here's here's here's his crying bit which is just fabulous How he does this this executive order?

1:15:56 was mean-spirited in a way that created chaos and confusion across the country, and it will only serve to embolden and inspire those around the globe who will do us harm. Democrats are going to introduce legislation to overturn this. Now there you go Chuck Schumer crying Excellent. I wish a little production. I wish I could take credit for it This is Hassan Maynard he sent me a version which was wrong and here so is so cool I said dude You got to do three times the chorus she gotta have him start without the music then the big payoff at the end And he did it while his wife was sleeping in the bedroom yeah, that was fantastic So I'm gonna give him a little point. I like that one well with With that

1:16:54 I would like to thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you John Sway, what does C stand for? Constitutional Law Devorah. In the morning to you Mr Adam Curry in the morning all ships and sea boots on the ground feet in the air subs in the water and all the dames And nights out there. Yes in the morning to everybody in the chat room welcome to episode number 900 of The Best Podcast In The Universe Thank you all for being here sharing your one-liners and helping helping helping very good This is how we like to see it, and of course thank you to our artists always coming in with fun stuff I'm sure will have a lot of things to look at today. I want to thank Martin JJ He brought us the artwork for let me see was episode 8 9 or niner

1:17:38 And the title of that show was a loyalty test. The artwork, in case you missed it, you can always go to archive.noagendashow.noagendanotes.com here it is oh that was the warning your universe may change That was uh...the street sign It's nice I also want to thank PewDiePie he's the one who produced the Show 900 artwork for the newsletter I don't always credit this but if you saw it, it was a fractal Yes, yes Can't find your fractal. That's a fact there it is Show 900 John we've done 900 of these oh my god We never had to fight amazing plenty of fights so Let's thank a few of these people who are thanking us for doing this show and

1:18:32 Or, in fact we heard your buddy Benjamin over there in Austin compliment the show for being well done. Dan Benjamin? I always thought that was quite good. Yeah, oh nice! And I have a clip of it but we can play that or Jimmy just put in notes... Wait who are you talking about?! Who are you talking about?? Oh he was on a podcast! Who was? Benjamin. Benjamin who? Dan Benjamin. Oh, and he was talking about us? I didn't know about this! Oh, I thought everyone knew about it. Don't you want to play it? It's a good intro to the donations. Yes, let me see...I don't think I've heard this. I see the clip though. And again, that is why more and more people are wanting to do things with

1:19:07 with listener supported shows and again, I'll point to Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak's New Agenda which is a program that I truly enjoy. I'm a friend of Adams' I've known him for a number of years he's here in Austin And you know they're able to both make a nice living and do their show twice a week. Speak for yourself! It is...I don't think there is a show other than yours where it is more thoroughly researched, a more thoroughly prepared for than no... A second to you. It's then no agenda. Oh I'm not even in the same category Dan come on Absolutely You have encyclopedic knowledge of every single one your guests and it's you know I think it's astounding that they're doing all that and they have supporters who are giving them money to do the things that they do And it's pretty cool I think that's the future

1:20:04 Well, the only thing I'll add to that of course is what's really cool is when you get people like Hassan Maynard to put together the mix. We have our end-of-show mixes. I'm getting more and more pre done clips in the email which is fantastic. They've artworked it so much that people do as a part of the new model for true participation radio. That's why your producers are not listeners. Listeners are exploited for profit. Producers produce! That's what I think is interesting, because they see their donation model and they stop there. They don't realize it's an all-inclusive model that you develop. In fact it doesn't work without the other part because then you can cut your money in half and hire people to do things so there's no way we could do all of this. No. I certainly couldn't. So yeah... I probably could but I'm not going to

1:20:58 Why bother? Hey, let's thank some people here John. A lot of people thanked for show 900 and a lot of them donated the $900 for Show 900 became members in the 900 Club nice I want to thank them starting with Sir James of The Form 990. I love this donation Hickson, Indiana $990 so he's actually up at the head of the class. We'll give him put him in the club anyway It's a Hicks and Hicks in Tennessee not Indiana what I say you said, Indiana that's your new monitor Oh idea. I'm sorry Hicks in Tennessee now You have a huge new monitor and you still can't read this French heat

1:21:34 Well, I just saw that TNIN looks the same to me. I've been loving the media deconstruction as of late your show keeps me grounded in this dimension all the haters can go live in the other dimension where the kale is considered fine dining So at the end he's just south of Saudi Daisy says and how about a mac and cheese too delicious to believe in some tax season karma for all the accountant listeners out there? Okay And I will add something to his request, uh... just because I think it's right. You slaves can get used to mac and cheese! Mac and cheese! Mac and cheese! Cheap macaroni and cheap cheddar melted together! Mac and cheese! Mac and cheese! Mac and cheese! It's almost too delicious to believe my friend. You thought karma.

1:22:28 Eat more kale. Thank you very much and I look forward to... Eat more kale. Baron Henry of the Outpost West from Rancho Palos Verdes in California, 900 thank you. Congrats on show 900 a life would not be the same without NOAgenda keep it up. Thank you. Baron Henry of The Outpost West. Thank you. Short and sweet. Thank you thank you Jacob Barker in, I don't know is it Cremorne, New South Wales Australia? 900 we love the Aussies. We have a little Aussie clip coming up. Later about the argument that went on supposedly CNN made it to a big story. Yeah, 900 for 900 Please deduce and I request the jobs karma for my new virtual reality startup. Ooh send goggles You've been d-douche jobs jobs jobs and jobs Karma

1:23:29 Sir Duke Thomas Nussbaum in Virginia Beach, Virginia 900. To all that haven't donated yet... DOOSHBAG! I'm humbly awaiting for the next 900. Wow Somehow, I don't know not so sure. All right hugs and kisses next time I come down to Fort Worth. I will have more time and Do up dinner or something? I mean no way even close to jumping ship That's for sure hope not a dupe Nussbaum yes, buddy. Thank you. Thank you play the nussbaum thing You know, I am remiss. Indeed, I should have done a remiss here we have some Nussbaum's. Let's see my favorite is my favorite. Matthew Gebhardt in Colorado Springs, Colorado another $900 from him proud to be an executive producer

1:24:30 Please don't broadcast the following and then I'm not going to but you can read that for yourself Yeah, we'll give him a karma just yes absolutely and thank you for your support of the show Matthew. You've got karma And he will be a knight He's ready. He says he's ready first knighthood ceremony coming up my friend That was the nine hundred it's great We got Mark Workman Oh nice, he has some nice notes. I don't have a note from him... Let's take a look. His donation amount is a good one 78910. Yeah i like that! I hadn't fired up my email yet so let me just give me a second let me see workman okay work man work man i think you said a couple of notes actually? No, nothing from him. Nothing nothing nothing well let me see if i have something something

1:25:25 I got nothing. No, nothing. I just got the something something something. I don't know what the deal is Marcus sent us a note and we'll read on the next show yes please as a make good yep okay back to the spreadsheet um onward too i get this new monitor we should talk about later David Poole in Fairbanks Alaska 333 33 uh Adam and John, I look forward to a dose of media deconstruction every Thursday and Sunday. Glad I can help support the show in any way! I'm sure Silicon Valley isn't getting any cheaper these days Alaska's got inverse temperatures and inverse economy of California here the rates on helicopter insurance are insane with this relaxation of drone regulations is that true? Yeah yeah it's uh it's getting complicated but all good for me I have a secondary career waiting for me

1:26:21 So this being my second donation at executive producer level, I was curious if i could buy out all... This is a good one. This is not possible David If I could buy out all the time.. Well it IS possible but its a little steep Uhh I was curious if I could buy out all of the time on jingle requests for donating below the producer level for show 900 Too late now this will mean that you push forward more of the content That's always mentioned but move ahead to Sundays move it to Sundays if this is agreeable Can you play a few lines and white people rich and a douchebag? So it's not acceptable with white people rich. It's not the thing from brushwoods podcast I think

1:27:00 I think that's what he was talking about. We never played this. Now, yeah they played this when i was on their show it is Brushwood. It's okay. He's mixing up the shows. Yeah he's wrong show but there you go. You've got karma Black Knight Ben Durall, Sir Mr. Texas of Phoenix 3333 John and Adam I've made it to Baron you're on the list i think once i was black knight of ben barrel now sir mr texas a phoenix but now i shall be known as eat paste baron of all things adhesive including all velcro type fasteners

1:27:49 Okay, space aliens come I shall pray that they do not eat you first Okay. I'm all for it. You appreciate the thought thank you That's very kind of you a mark Hudson in Otley West Yorkshire UK 325 And one more because you guys are my brain medicine in this crazy fractal world. Is there anything above this? I don't see it. Maybe there's something below In this crazy fractal world, smiley face Congratulations on 900 episodes looking to 900 more ITM Alrighty Thank You

1:28:28 Craig Weinberg in Millbank, South Dakota. 300 ITM gents I realize it's been far too long since my last donation clearly this isn't close to what you two deserve for all the sanity and insight you bring us but a third of 900 is a start happy with 900 shows keep up with good work also want to wish Sarah, my lovely wife of nearly 12 years. Happy 37th birthday on Friday! She's the best. Can I get John's Ants song? And thanks Obama. Yeah a little bit sure you can always do a little bit of the ant song it is a no agenda favorite after all this is the one that will be on the album. I got ants... I got ants

1:29:17 I don't know if we had ants, we had ant invasion. I was thinking if you desiccated a big pile of ants and then ground them to powder like a fine... Fine grind... Thanks Obama! You've got karma This is interesting. Sir Greg Birch up there, the dentist... Yeah? The dentite from Port Angeles Washington came in with $300 and says John and Adam I'm still here! I haven't missed any of the 900 episodes Which is like 112 days of my life. You'll never get back, is what you're supposed to say after that? Yes, that's how I'm supposed to put it. Sir Greg Birch, My son gave me mutton and meat for Christmas It was delicious! He actually says deeeelicious. Very nice very nice thank you good to know that your still around sir Birch Downgrading to associate executive producer for show 900 Billy Grantham

1:30:17 In parts unknown USA 250 I've listened for way too long and been a deadbeat So here's my first installment towards endowment of the curve orak scholarship It's a curve orak scholarly vorac. Oh curry. Oh, oh I see The Curry Voraxx... For the reduction of over-medicated, misinformed PC shamed malnourished electronically lobotomized astrazineholics. It's reeducation not reduction Oh you're right But I'm gonna give him a deduce You've been deduced Since it's his first installment towards his endowment okay

1:31:01 Steve Hightower, which in no part's unknown but it could be somewhere in California. Glenn Ellen Oh he is in Glenn Ellen? Okay. Oh there he is okay I see it. By my account Glenn Allen is where Jack London lived by my accounting this should put me over the top for knighthood you can dub me Sir Torialta of Slownoma Done done done looking forward to the ceremony yeah anyway sir Finch nasty Knight of The Bachelor Butte 2, 3, 4, 5 6 by Mike. Congratulations on show 900 but truly an amazing feat! Thank you for being our saviors of sanity and for the outstanding deconstruction throughout the election season post-election may get a de-douching as this is my first donation since completing my knighthood last year and a residency slash jobs karma from my smoking hot wife love and light

1:31:59 Sir Finch nasty night of the bachelor butte well, of course You've been deduced Jobs jobs jobs and jobs. Let's go for jobs Karma Ben MNOP in Portland, Oregon 225. Congratulations on 900 by the value for value model I owe you more money than my donation but here it is at last hopefully i'm a little ashamed not to be a knight by now even

1:32:35 and even more that this is my first monetary donation. I've been mooching JobsCarver for months, promising a donation once I landed a new job in producing by hitting my four siblings and both parents in the mouth." Got one brother listening still working on the rest. Well it's happened in two months I went to get Monation East in London town on a tier 2 work visa For a few years, I can't afford to do $900. So here's 900 quarters to officially list my name among the ranks of the producerships. Finally and hopefully swiftly on my way to making an A-hole again... And I won't forget the value for valuing for the last eight years.

1:33:16 And then he goes on with some notice about the other best, supposed best podcast in the universe. Somebody taking credit for it. Keep up the fantastic and balanced work you do. Haters gonna hate but there's still intelligent people who hear your deconstructions as intended the media and not politically driven. NPR can't do it, they're part of the media. Your position outside of the mainstream is important and your under-the-radar format is genius! No analysis in the universe, multiverse or metaverse approaches it. Thanks for the years of pure entertainment too. Go podcasting!" Once a de-douching, I want to resist we much atlas shrugged and no conflict as A salute to pure unfettered capitalism and irrational self interest the only effective way to rebel against consumerism is to produce Thanks for your courage. Keep up the good fight. Oh Thank you so much. That's a very kind note You've been D do exist We must and we will much

1:34:17 about that be committed. Mark Mallon another parts unknown donation 209 99 this is my first donation. I need a vigorous and thorough D douching let's do it right now that You've been de-douche got back during the primaries, I felt that wasn't getting the whole story on what was going on The reports I would I was hearing from the news just didn't add up

1:34:54 And I was looking for more information about, oh without all of the narratives and lies. I remember watching JCD on tech TV many years ago and thought he was a straight shooter and had seen him tweet about no agenda so i figured i'd check it out. I listened to maybe one or two episodes and I was hooked I get more information from two shows a week than i could from watching MSM mainstream media 12 hours every day. I really appreciate what you both do keep up the good work for the jingles, I like it Trump bing-bong boon and thanks Obama. Bing bing bong bong bing bing. Thanks Obama! That's actually good combination let's do that again I did kind of like that. Bing bing bong bong bing bing. Thanks Obama

1:35:40 John from parts unknown 201 33 I stumbled upon the no agenda show years ago and haven't missed an episode since. I've been a loyal monthly donor for awhile now, and i've got the occasion of The 900th show! I finally reached knighthood in light of my forthcoming relocation. I'd be honored if you bestow me with the title of Sir John The One Knight In Bangkok. That's a good name. I like that one night in bangkok yeah good one night in bangkok uh jingle request Fake news with the ping pong ball at the end and you know because Bangkok and some karma for all. Because you know Bangkok. Sir Patrick of the Pugner Order 201 Washington somewhere, sending a profile with a note. Is this it? I think so. Don't mention my full name or full location we're good. But i'm gonna read his note

1:36:47 With a heavy heart, I observed the passing of Scott M. from Canada...I assume M stands for Man Overboard? I was riveted by his explanation for why he is departing the show Global Warming and Guns." Well if he has finished, I feel that I must retort. Scott it is my great hope that the door hit you in the ass on your way out. You're no reminding me of my children when they are in the bathroom. They yell loudly that they are in the bathroom and they're They're making poopie I almost indulged in a moment of nostalgia about my youngsters But then I remember that you were the source of this memory You're the kind of fart sniffing a-hole who tells other people what they should think? You also loudly pronounce why you won't listen to thought

1:37:35 criminals. It is with a heavy heart that I ask John and Adam to start the Scott M Memorial Fund it's my intention to make more donations of the best podcasts in universe when we hear more BS like yours, i hope every other producer will feel inspired to donate scott m isn't the first he won't be the last but let every man overboard be a call to make a donation to the best podcast in the universe RIP and Peace I can just see like t-shirts with milk cartons with have you seen Scott M. You know, it's fantastic. The Scott M Foundation We just have a PSS to the Canadian producers. Are you going to let this man taint? The Commonwealth donate to the Scott and memorial now I do have a letter which I'll read later in the show from from another Canadian who also Blasted Scott M. Oh in a very funny way, and we'll get to that It's exciting not the only one I guess it took I'm pumped You pumped on pumped Robert Montgomery in Newport Vermont

1:38:40 $200.08 I started listening on episode one and donated early because a new value for value my monthly 1111 subscription goes back to 2011 79 92 currently so this completes my knighthood finally no longer able to listen every show i check in at least twice a month for my dose of media assassination thanks guys for all your hard work congrats on 900 thank you're on the list thank you so much sir Sir Woody of the Grizzled Geezer of the Dakota Territory and $200 from Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Dear Jan Walker and Bindlestiff, happy Groundhog Day sir! Sir Woody of the Grizzle Geezer in the Dakota Territory turns to big 70 on your 900th show? Wow! Been here since show one it'll be hard to

1:39:32 Hard to something the end with all the support I can muster my congrats and best wishes sir Woody, and he's got a birthday call Lauren Barrett whose note. I cannot find anywhere although She has written before and so she can send us a note if you want she needs them make good This is fantastic this is a thing that I always appreciate of showing on it And it's always a number but we doesn't that's good I like celebrating. This was a good showing, yes this is made up for the last two shows which are not abysmal yeah not interesting that's another way of putting it thank you thank you to our executive producers our associate executive producers our 900 club members going to be quite a list of credits today and of course we will be thanking more people

1:40:17 $50 and above in our second segment. We got a lot more to do today, but again Thank you so much and remember we do have another show coming up on Super Bowl Sunday. Devorak dot org slash N A Which means perfect opportunity for hitting people in the mouth Our formula is this...we go out, hit people in the mouth. Shut Up! A new variety

1:40:55 I wanted to just mention something briefly because it also because you were talking about your monitor So first of all, I've know if you get these calls It's it's very consistent. It's hi this is so-and-so and as different states its California or then it's Texas that's Colorado Is this the business owner? Yes Do you want your Google Ads to perform properly in And you know and it's actually it's there's one that's really good, and I didn't get to record that one You say hello, and it's like hello. You hear a woman hello Hello, this is the we talked about this does the robot woman yeah? And then she goes actually converses well no No She's not conversing no This Is Not The Robot you Say hello oh It's Just it's always I've Had it three Times now

1:41:38 Oh, I'm sorry. I was having a little problem getting my headset on and then she just launches right into it and you can say whatever you want but she just won't stop unless you press like zero and then it'll go away because that's actually interesting." And they always give you the option to opt out from the call list as a slave who is interested in this system but I always press one opt-out of the call lists. I keep getting these calls yesterday. I get a call from a Google representative and I see on my phone that it's coming from Mountain View And I'm like, hello? Yes. This is so-and-so from Google ads and we noticed that you wanted to opt out. Is this the business owner? I said it depends what business

1:42:18 I don't know what business you're calling about." He couldn't really answer that. And then he's like, well, I need a little bit of information from you. No no no, it was almost... You have my phone number? Um, I'd like to be taken off the call list. I'd like to be no longer because yeah, well these are all of our official partners or official partners. Uh, we give them your numbers so they can call because you know, you're the business owner and you want uh, you would, of course you wanna have your Google ads all in there but I'd like to be taken off the list Oh, okay. Well then we just need to complete the information all your information then you pay the fee and then We can go ahead and put you on the no-call list I said why don't you suck my dick? Are you crazy sorry timecode? I mean is that is that the most if that's illegal as far as I'm concerned we have a do not exist extortion It's extortion it's illegal extortion there they're threatening to keep calling you unless you give them money That's extortion. Is that simple yes Where's Elizabeth Warren when you need her Yeah

1:43:09 Good luck with that. So I'm not quite sure how I was going to tie that into your monitor. Just bitching in general, so I'm still having problems with my trackpad. I've put it to the side and have an old wired mouse And I ordered on Sunday... I ordered a new Magic Mouse and you know mousepad and it said- and I was like okay this is great because It'll be delivered in two days and said You'll have it Wednesday! It said right there Wanted Wednesday? Click here within 34 minutes Which, you know is kind of like please call for your special offer. Operator standing by you only have two minutes left and I guess in a company great for the show will be good to go although if I knew it wasn't coming yesterday I would have gone to a store somewhere but this is new they say two days its Amazon Prime and it doesn't show up in 2 days. I have had this happen to me now numerous times

1:44:06 I in fact, when i had the whole system blow out a couple shows ago and lost my M-Audio. It took me an hour to start because of this AT, Audio Technica mic which has a bunch of built in stuff And I found it so let's try this works fine been using ever since. I can recommend it But I ordered a couple, an icicle and a shoe. I ordered a bunch of gear to keep my old system. It was the day for the show it should have shown up on Wednesday or I think a Wednesday and it didn't. It showed up like Thursday or Friday all this stuff all showed up. And I'm thinking wait a minute this is a day late two days late what am I supposed to do about it? They're obviously not giving out refunds because there's a fixed fee when you buy Prime which just flat fee

1:44:54 And I think there's a little bait and switch going on here. If you're gonna guarantee two-day delivery, deliver it in two days! Yeah, do you...I mean, I do pay for Amazon Prime. Yeah, I do too but I think this is going on all across the country Wouldn't surprise me well There's lots of stuff...Amazon has their own delivery guys in Austin which is interesting Oh, this is an Amazon truck? Yeah. Wow! Well they still use FedEx and UPS. And the mail. They use everything they can it seems to me. Sure they do. A couple of important dates to keep in mind... There's now a new meme It is Feb 17th. Feb 17 everybody. Have you heard about it John? Feb 17th. It's three days after Valentine's Day

1:45:44 Yep, Feb 17 is a call for a worldwide general strike against Trumpism. Oh yeah that's gonna go over... TRUMP-ISM! Yeah but this I'm seeing that this trending this is trending February 17th it's trending it's trending what day says that what they have the week is that? I don't know let me take a look at the calendar hey Siri what day of the week does Friday 17 fall on? Friday! Well I'm doing this in an official way Oh, it's Friday. I want to just say hey John, I'll just do this for the people so that people are good yes so the people who are going to take the day off one of three day weekend and they're not you know of course Thursday or Wednesday? I think it may have more meaning but that's not gonna happen did you see The Googlers unite this was fun oh You have your you got it on me here. You have to look at hashtag Googlers unite one word on Twitter

1:46:45 And you'll see that Google employees, they streamed out of their workplace to protest Trump. They hate him and it's interesting they say oh there are more people here at Google protesting Trump than at the inauguration! That is pretty funny... We don't have to debate that but I did learn something interesting remember Then looking at the CCTV footage to satisfy the president's ego about how many people were actually there. Yeah, well it turns out and this is from WAPO no less hackers infected 70% of the storage devices that record data from DC police surveillance cameras eight days before President Trump's inauguration forcing major citywide re-installation efforts which were not complete

1:47:41 before the inauguration, which seems like a security risk to me. So I guess... Either this is true, and there's also some mention of ransomware. So the security cameras CCTV cameras around DC... The story is from WAPO were infected with ransomware and therefore I think probably we might not be able to get all the proof that Trump was looking for. I don't know! I just had not heard this story You know, when I think back on this whole episode which continues in some funny way. Everything he's doing seems to be pretty what you do except for these occasional like...I would call them a gaffe like why didn't he just say who cares? But

1:48:32 It reminds me of the meme, I think it was pretty much promoted mostly by Elizabeth Warren which i thought they dropped the ball on as I look back on the election. Which was the term thin-skinned. Yes If you remember, Hillary would say it once in a while but I think it was not an invented here thing. It wasn't part of the Hillary campaign or somebody else dreamed it up and they didn't want to use it. And so I think it didn't fly...I thought that was good one! I thought that was a good meme. I think Scott Adams who kept analyzing these things from a hypnotist perspective. Persuasion yeah especially because he's anything but thin-skinned really

1:49:09 That's why it makes it so good. No, that's what makes it so good he's very because he's sensitive to but he's not he's just he's weird is what it is but they was a great great meme that they just dropped the ball on and I think they could still pick it up well I don't know what these guys are thinking. They're doing a very poor job. The gauntlet is down! I think they're doing a poor job of protesting, you play with that Clinton clip and you can play Obama in 2002 there was a whole bunch

1:49:48 disallowances of people that travel from the Middle East into the country. And it happened again during the Obama administration at some point, there was some...but nobody...it's just isolating whatever Trump does as something that has never been done before is ridiculous! To cite my new friend Mr Davis from the ACLU, it's on TV everywhere!!! Yeah. It's on TV everywhere!! Well speaking of TV everywhere One of our producers helped me out a bit with the doomsday clock, which I know we talked about it. They said they set it...although apparently it's already been at this time before. It has two and half minutes left but that should have been a week ago! Well sometimes they also set it back so that it's not always forward is also back but do you know? And this short clip will accentuate that

1:50:36 The doomsday clock was there for one thing and one thing only up until this most recent change in its time, and that was for the threat of nuclear war. That's what the doomsday clock is for. Exactly! That is no longer the case The group behind the clock is made up of 15 Nobel laureates Rachel Bronson is the executive director of the Bulletin Since the clock was started in 1947, it has only changed 22 times in 70 years Today marks 23rd The clock has hovered this close to midnight three times The 1950s when US and Russia tested hydrogen bomb 1980s during Reagan era And today

1:51:15 The clock moved forward 30 seconds after a lack of action on climate change. What? Yes! Oh man... insanity It's no longer nukes, it's climate change as bad as nuclear war Although I'm sure that you know, I guess Trump making friends with Putin is even scarier for the nuclear war I don't understand how that works You'd think it would work exactly the opposite way Well, since we're going to go into screwball stuff you want it's not as long as it was last time and it's not gonna be as long in the future. Wait a minute! Are you telling me you have a report? I do Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special report breaking news breaking news special report It is John C. DuBois' Miss Unaward

1:52:08 Alright, so I watched the Miss Universe thing. It was very interesting it was very well produced and it was done in the Philippines So they've got some talent where they brought people over it was dynamite now This is this was no longer a Trump production then this is the first one No, no this one. This was better than any Trump production terms of its visuals Wow beautiful oh Dynamite. And it was big, it was glamorous...it's too long of course and there was very little about the women and mostly just a bunch of fluff and lots of ads. Now for people who are new to this program for years John has looked at the politicization of an entirely creepy misogynistic ritual which everyone seems to think is great! There's never protested in Miss Universe competition

1:52:53 I have nothing good to say about this one either. This was interesting though because there were less white girls, if you wanted Caucasians pure Caucasians it was almost all multi-culti with a very few curiously I'll give it away but Miss France won and she was I think she was pretty white. She was pretty much just a Caucasian, although she was like tanned a lot but there was it was a mix. I mean Miss University of Versailles was black woman There's a lot of black women there were a lot of Asians There's a lot of Spanish that very few girls could speak English at the end which is a little different I'm just taking one of them right now. Hold on! I did not watch anything. I didn't even know that miss France won i'm taking a look at her picture now

1:53:38 And her teeth are funny. Well, it could be now she was fine but yeah when you go through these clips you'll see why she won. Again a political situation No! You don't say? Now I will...I don't want to sound like one of the Milo or whatever his name is and do fat shaming But i will say you Canadians up there Think it was a bold move to put a plus-sized woman in the competition really are you may be being facetious? No, okay? Hold on. It's a plus size well effect Let's listen to this guy can this is this is the clip

1:54:21 Well, this is Mickey Speaks. This is a little... Okay? Thank you very much! Oh I see ya! Let me ask you what's been the biggest surprise of you for the night? Um one thing that has been such as surprise every single woman- Woah stop the presses Is this dude? Apparently. Oh my gosh I'm looking at her now she's fan- I totally agree great No no no I'm talking about her I'm talking about the guy talking. Oh I thought it was her talking No, no this is Mickey. I'm sorry. This is Mickey Kordman who's...I don't even know what he does you'd have to look him up on the internet. He's one of the judge-one of the gay judges and he's going on and on And he makes a little commentary that I thought referred specifically to Miss Canada Thank you very much! Mickey let me ask you What has been your biggest surprise for tonight?

1:55:12 One thing that's been such a surprise is every single woman is amazing. So there's I think, I have the favorite and then someone else comes out and speaks to you or comes out in the swimsuit competition and I suddenly have a new favorite and I'm very confused but they're all amazing In this swimsuit competition particularly they all looked amazing but I loved the attitude of Canada Brazil France and the Philippines They all felt confident and unique and happy to be who they are. And I think that's a great message to send to women around the world." I'm very tired of these shows having gay men judge straight women, it is insulting somehow it's really insulting. Yeah if I don't like it either... Happy To Be Who They Are was the kicker Oh! I heard it but this is bullcrap first of all I appreciate what you said she's not a plus-size model she's a normal woman

1:56:06 She looks like a plus-size model next to the other ones. I'm looking at her, this is not... This is not a plus size model. You know what? She fills out of bathing suit nicely she's big. She's beautiful! Amazingly beautiful When she's in the gown when she's in the gown she's plus sized by any standards. I disagree she's not a plus size. I think she's a size 10 but it's not a plus size. Noooo But she's a 16 if she's an ounce Hold on a second look it up Come on. All right, all right let's look at that. I don't care! I thought she was very good looking she was very pretty there's no doubt about that but she was not in the same category there were a couple of things i noticed though that the women weren't so muscle bound like they were in the past where they had that like a six pack only the vertical one because they have different muscles and their stomachs yeah very little of that they were all smooth and lithe usually lithe they're lithe

1:57:03 You know, except for Miss Canada. Steve Harvey I will mention totally blows as a host why did they rehire him because he screwed up last time? He was trying to fix it Yeah and he made a lot of jokes about it miss Haiti who was a classic again this multiculti thing She was a Eurasian of some sort. She was absolutely beautiful, but she doesn't have any Haiti in her it looks like to me I don't know what that was all about but let's listen to the Some of the people when they came with the kind of questions They got now we're gonna start with Kenya then We're gonna go to Haiti and then we're gonna go to France who won so let's start with Miss Universe Kenya And this is the Clinton question

1:57:53 Arguably, no United States president has had a more active first 10 days in office. What are you most excited about and what most concerns you when it comes to the presidency of Donald Trump? Politics! What? Okay let me do that again Donald Trump, having been elected as the President of the United States may not have been the choice for many people living in the United States because

1:58:34 because of the divided support system for the outgoing president, Barack Obama who was supporting an upcoming woman president who was supposed to be a woman president Hillary Clinton. So many people opposed his position but I feel that once he took up his position He was able to unify the entire nation Thank you very much! What was she saying? I have no idea. Something about there's supposed to be a woman president but he got it instead or...I don't know.

1:59:12 She was one of the few who spoke English actually. Haiti speaks English too, the other ones it was just a waste of time but let's go to Haiti she has you want to play that there I mean play it right after this girl okay on January 21st an estimated 4.8 million people marched worldwide for human rights women's rights and other issues if you were able to participate what would you have been marching for Hello everybody. One of the women I admire in the world is Eliana Roosevelt because she fought so much for human rights and I feel like that's what we need in the world, we are just one

1:59:58 A hundred thousand years ago, six species of human lived in the world. Now we are just one and we all need each other and we need to respect each other It actually fit in the music that there I mean it was right there yeah Eleanor Roosevelt Eliana okay, no, I just need to say well. I just mean we'll say one thing I cannot believe that the showroom has not given me the dress size from Miss Canada by this point I've been saying get me in a dress size you're all comedians do some work alright go on Joe Okay now

2:00:37 And I don't mean to demean Canada, she's a very good looking woman. There is no doubt about that. All the women, again like the last one we did all the women could have won they're all very pretty now Now when I do this analysis, first thing I do is record the whole thing then go to the end and see who won and then analyze it from there. So that I know who won before even watching the show. Oh that's probably a good idea! It's hard because you're really falling on your sword because you are ruining the payoff to make the show better. Exactly Miss France one I had to figure out why cuz she although she was she Looked good in a gown. She looked good in the bathing suit they all look good in the bathing suit The gallons again there miss Canada's didn't really look good in the gown But so I listened to that here's the questions and answers is one into I divided this up because I'm trying to analyze as she's answering The question and I got excited with her answer cuz it's wait a minute This is interesting and play part 1

2:01:41 France, step right up. Given today's worldwide refugee crisis do countries have an obligation to accept refugees or do they have a right to close their borders? Given the refugee crisis in the world are countries obliged to accept refugees and should we close our borders? Countries can choose whether So the country should have the right to open or close their borders. So, throughout the world people can choose to have their borders opened or closed

2:02:42 Well, we have a winner if we knew what the heck was going on. Well now we're listening to someone who sounds like a nationalist for one thing the question is loaded do they have... of course they have the right that's why I'd answer it you asked me that question Of course you have the right! You are sovereign nation! You can shut the borders if you want to It's your business So I'm thinking as she answers this question kind of like that wimpy, I'm thinking wow that's this is interesting she won the competition and she seems to be a nationalist but then she drops the other shoe. Uh-oh! To have the borders open or closed in Europe we have open borders in France we want to have the most globalization that we can we want to have the biggest exchange of people that we can maybe someday that will change but now we have open borders

2:03:34 I think having open borders allows us to travel the world and discover more about our neighbors. So, having open borders allows us to travel more through the world and find out more about what's out there in the world? Thank you! That's right! Open borders so we can find out more about what's out there... Really? No borders, no nations. No borders, no nations! So she's a globalist and she won...she wins based on that answer as far I can tell. And the audience is hooting and hollering even though they're in the Philippines. Hootin' and hollerin for globalism. Give me a break! An observation

2:04:18 I think it's...I don't recall a Miss Universe pageant where the contestant did not at least attempt English in her question and answer session. Same thing with Columbia and a couple others Oh, they also had translators? Yeah this was uh..they had a translator- I think half of them were translated and the ones that weren't weren't very illiterate. No thanks to The Chat Room. Miss Canada before she went into competition Lost 129 pounds. She was a dress size 24, she is now... Size 8. Nah, she's not an eight

2:04:57 Now, that's misogynistic. You can't be saying the girl is lying about her size I think she's an 8! She may even be a 6 really Well fine...she can say whatever she wants I think it's remarkable that she got in the competition and put a lot of effort into it but if she could have gotten down to an eight? You know what it is John? I'm just surprised That I look at her And I don't see what you see You said you saw a plus-size model But you didn't SEE THE SHOW!! I'M LOOKING AT PICTURES!!! YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT PICTURES IT'S DIFFERENT You're looking at photographs. I'm looking at telling the telephone. Maybe, I am just in another dimension? I don't think so. Okay. I think it's fine! I had no problem with it except It was...it stood out like a sore thumb now that she lost 120 pounds makes even more sense that she'd win In Canada because they're proud of you know anything a Canadian can actually accomplish. Yes There goes the Canadian vote Take that Scott M

2:05:56 Okay, good report John. Thank you. You're welcome always have to suffer through these things I know well I have I've been suffering through a lot of social justice We talking about bitching them on about Canada maybe my makeup for it real quick with this is the letter oh Yeah, okay yes This is the Canadian guy, this is BW. He says as a fellow Canadian I would just like to say that Scott M or whatever his name was that was crying about handguns and climate gate do not reflect the views of real Canadians I would also like to suggest he ventures up to Victoria Fish and Game Protection Association and talk to the hundreds of us, including my 10-year old daughter who enjoys the sport of shooting both long and short guns. By his theory we should also remove any car capable of breaking the speed limit and stop selling booze and tobacco while were at it!

2:06:49 And while we're at it, dogs... get rid of the dogs because some of them could kill someone. As for Climategate I'm guessing he didn't notice the jump in pump price in our province and how it has received since we instituted the carbon tax or the cost of riding ferries to the mainland has increased over carbon tax and increase in our power bill is carbon tax this is being odd since our power is nearly 100% hydroelectric And with all the worry, this is worried. The system has to come up with nothing to stop climate change other than carbon tax. This alone should be enough to prove that there is something amiss in my short 34 years we have seen the coming doom of the climate and every form from the ice age to growing oranges and Alaska yet still nothing close to fix nothing close to a fix for either with the exception of carbon tax so while he sits in Sydney Canada

2:07:43 Breathing out all that carbon, I ask that he hold his breath and stop contributing to climate change. It's clear the small amount of patchouli and the taste of granola that is prevalent in Victoria has gotten into this man's brain! Keep it up man... though i haven't I haven't been in a financial situation to donate. However, I have been propagating the formula and thankfully this latest ship jumper was the one who punched... Who is punched in the mouth. Who O-punched in the mouth? I'm not sure what that means. John thank you for repairing our relationship with Canada

2:08:23 I think that worked. He says yours truly your number one non-donating douchebag Okay, that's good anyway just wanted to show you Canadians are helping us unite against this character no Scott and Memorial Foundation fund the Scott M memorial foundation it wasn't a big news item but i think it is Important to notice since we talked about it previously Grand Wizard Eagle Scout Rex Tillerson who has now been confirmed as the Secretary of State. Of course, also the head of the Boy Scouts of America who helped bring in gay scouts into the BSA, as it's known and we have an update after weeks of significant... This is not Tillerson, of course this is some spokes all from the Boy Scouts of America After weeks of significant conversations at all levels of our organization We realized that referring to birth certificates As their reference point Is no longer sufficient

2:09:19 Communities and state laws are now interpreting gender identity differently than society did in the past. And these new laws vary widely from state to state. Starting today, we will accept registration in our scouting programs based on the gender identity provided on an individual's application We will also continue to work with families to find scouting units that are best fit for their children In summary, we've taken the opportunity to evaluate and update our approach. I hope you will join with me in embracing the opportunity to bring scouting to more families and children that can benefit from what our program has to offer

2:09:56 The BSA is committed to identifying program options that will help us truly serve the whole family and this is an area that we will continue to thoughtfully evaluate, to bring the benefits of scouting to the greatest number of youth possible. So I feel...and I'm all for protest without violence..I feel if you're going to protest the idea that this administration is filled with people who hate women, hate gays, hate blacks, hate brown, hate yellow, hate anything Where is the celebration that the Boy Scouts of America have done this? I think there should be some mention of it. It'd be encouraging Trump! What, to say good job Rex Tillerson?! It would be encouraging Trump but not good. Okay well since you brought it up... Guy doing The Rounds who was very interesting to listen too. I watched him for quite a while on Don Lemon, you know The Overnight Sensation there on CNN

2:10:53 It's Michael Eric Dyson, professor. And he has written a book which is why he is promoting it everywhere. When he answers... He speaks in long drawn out sentences and I'm trying to give an example of how he does So if you said something to me that I didn't like, I would say well John if you had actually truly done the investigative process on my background and MY heritage... You might not have been proselytizing so much of what you were saying to me in that moment five seconds ago. It's kind of how- That-I did a little more Al Sharpton there which is not how he sounds but he talks long drawn out and he's very insulting as well.

2:11:35 Yeah, of course. Okay? Of course and he's on The View so it's a twofer Donald Trump is the rose What is the ground okay or another flower what is the ground from which he emerged whiteness produced him a certain sense of selfishness A certain sense of self-importance a certain sense of innocence a certain sense of privilege that he fails to acknowledge. And the best of white culture has to war against the worst of white culture for us to embrace it, because remember Frankenstein is the name of The Doctor not The Monster so what produced this heinous manifestation we see of President Bannon I mean uh President Trump Many people refuse to admit that their own whiteness is a privilege and you say, quote the most radical action A white person can take is to acknowledge this denied privilege. To say yes You're right

2:12:24 What do white people not understand about what it means to be black in America? White brothers and sisters don't see that they have privilege. They say, oh my God look at you people who are politically correct now you want safe spaces well your white body is a safe space in a way that African-American Latino women's bodies are not so when I'm suggesting the white Americans I love you! I want you to engage in the introspection that you encourage everybody else to do and then think about the privilege to Donald Trump is the manifestation, the very face of a kind of white refusal to grow up. This is the first toddler presidency! This is the inability to acknowledge... ...the legitimacy of America as a great nation and I think Donald Trump needs to hold that account. Very loaded this lot going on. What does it mean? To unmask and challenge

2:13:37 I heard that and... The whole point of what he said was to unmask and challenge. And i believe what he is saying, Is that even mean? I believe what he is implying is that white privilege built Donald Trump and we need to take that mask off and admit that white privilege is running the country! And we all have to- I think uh the T-shirt my body is my safe space is dynamite What a great idea I can't argue. I can't argue that there's white privilege if you want to see it that way, so thank you! I think about it a lot and all the time... I help my black and brown and yellow and red brothers and sisters but what is it to ya? Well I'll tell you what it is to me. You get a check for this rule? No, that guy does not. But this guy breeds other types of hate. So he's on The View and being

2:14:32 cautious. Well, he also made this snide comment President Bannon. Yeah haha is so funny because he's talking about white supremacists and that guy is a racist white supremacist KKK it's all the memes we've heard over and over again what this results in though something I want to play two minutes and its a piece of longer video a social justice warrior. This is in Seattle during one of the protests and she gets on the megaphone, and she starts pretty much the same message as The Professor only laced with profanity. John some of your least favorite words are in here so just bear with me please because there is a kicker at the end that you will appreciate but the MF word is all over the place and it's directed at white people so I'm just letting

2:15:23 Because you because you said I don't want your brain. I can handle it let me just a little deep breathing okay? Well, I didn't want your brain to shut off so that yeah because I know look i'm just saying anyway Thank you um Listen for the kicker at the end about this woman and listen to what she's saying honestly white supremacy fuck the us empire Fuck your imperialist ass flag You know what america cries out Capitalism we use our motherfucking fucking black and brown bodies To live and survive while white people don't suck in properties after that yeah They're all poor white people right but black and brown people are affected by all

2:16:14 And by the way, there's predominantly white people in the crowd who are cheering her on while she's doing this. and indigenous people right now. Pay the fuck up, pay the fuck up it ain't just your fucking time it's your fucking money and your fucking life is now devoted to social change right? Some of us are working 40 fuckin hours you know forty fucking hours in juggling

2:17:06 Fucking different classes for whites under white supremacy. We're all operating under white supremacy Just so you know The White House must die They must go Fuck the White House fuck the White House and fuck your voting I'm with her Donald Trump, I don't give a fuck Capitalism! Capitalism is what we... It's fucking racism. You know? I'm fucking tired, I'm fucking sick and you know what? I am a preschool teacher who's gonna fucking radic the lives of motherfuckers

2:17:53 So this is teaching well hold on a second the punch line didn't understand her understanding where she said oh You didn't hear the punchline. No, I'm so sorry everyone else did no Chatroom dude here comes Something teacher that's gonna do something something something she's a preschool teacher Oh, she's a preschool teacher. This woman who could not say one sentence without an F-bomb is a preschool teacher and intends to teach her children this way? Well that's something! Frightening... And capitalism is racism?! Seriously?? No she's..this is a classic old school...now I've been thinking about this because we've asked the question over and over again in the end of our T ask the question we all asked it

2:18:50 Why is it why are we pointing the finger at Russia, Russia, Russia? And why are they the bad guys and what why don't we want to be friends with them and then we're all in with questions about no Nations. No borders. No borders donations and this woman comes on a capitalist all this This is old old communist rhetoric Yeah, its communist rhetoric how did I get into her mind? Oh It's communist rhetoric and this is the reason that the Russians are having their finger pointed out because you can use, you can still pretend that they're a communist country. But in fact, the international order of socialism, the old school internationalists, the old globalists

2:19:33 Guys, the UN people started the UN. These sorts that want one world government they want one world government under the UN. Right well Black Lives Matter is a communist organization Yes but the reason that Russia I thought there's reason Russia is pointed out Russia is against this. They, ever since the Soviet Union broke up the Russians became capitalists as a form of capitalism socialistic form of capitalist much like in China but it's not communism anymore and so they're excoriated they're condemned for getting off because they were the ones who were so the Russians. This is good, yes of course Soviet Union was the one supporting all these crappy organizations that were all subversive and they had women like this yelling about this and that their socialist worker I'm sorry the socialist workers Soros has to do this now he's the one that spending money to keep these crap going on The Russian are

2:20:30 They're out of it, but and you know they're against the EU because they see that as just something building up to be another socialist communist piece of crap. Yeah And so if you start looking at the redefining everything and what's going on in the world is again nationalism versus globalism. And you keep falling on the wrong side of this, and you keep falling oh yeah we could it's better if we have no borders, it's better if we don't have any sovereignty whatsoever. We formed this country as only I guess 200 years ago Something like that. A little more than 200 years ago? 240 And now it's, get rid of the borders we don't need it let people come in so what about our... We don't care about our own people is what it says. America Yankee today or die! Yeah no exactly and of course they're pissed at the Russians aren't on board anymore No the Russians used to run this show and they're not onboard anymore this is terrible This is great analysis John. So give them crap This is great analysis

2:21:27 It's the only thing I can think of why Russia is a target. Thanks Obama! That's right. Another no agenda analysis now I do want to play this little clip which has something to do with that because it's OK for these people to tell everyone the shut up, tell white women is shut ups. You know somebody says shut up on the other side? That's a terrible thing. Let's play keep mouth shut democracy Now. The battle between Donald Trump and the press escalated on Thursday after one of Trump's top advisers called the media the opposition party

2:22:31 In a rare interview with The New York Times, Trump's chief strategist Steve Bannon said, quote, the media should be embarrassed and humiliated and keep its mouth shut. Bannon added I want you to quote this The media here is the opposition party They don't understand this country They still do not understand why Donald Trump is the president of the United States unquote Bannon's the former head of right-wing Breitbart Media, which frequently publishes racist sexist anti immigrant and xenophobic news. And porn! They forgot porn just add porn in there now what's interesting about this is that she conveniently leaves out a clause in all this this is a classic example of

2:23:13 It's, I would call it fake news because you're not... there is no reason that you have to go into that little rant at the end. Not to put this in here and here is what Bannon said and tell me it doesn't change the meeting She says The media should be embarrassed and humiliated and keep its mouth shut That's what she says he said Thats' not what he said He said the media should be embarrassed and humiliated, keep its mouth shut and just listen for a while. Oh that's very different! It is VERY different! Sorry, I... It's a declarative. It's like keep your mouth shut instead of you say could you be quiet for a second just listen? I gotta finish this thought! I mean there is huge difference she is misleading her listeners on democracy now and the joke of it is she had to write quote up on the screen somebody put it out there by mistake interesting and she only cuts it right off

2:24:09 I just thought that was, and this is going around all through that media. It's all Ben said to keep your mouth shut! Keep your mouth shut! He said keep your mouth shut and just listen for a while. Well speaking of- it's a big difference Speaking of keeping your mouth shut Nancy Pelosi attended some kind of demonstration where she was going to tell everybody about you know how evil Trump is And her microphone was not working She literally had to shut up uh...and it was kinda funny Thank you very much for coming out. Is the sound working? The sound working? I can hear you, can you hear us? Good evening everyone!

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2:44:03 And it's interesting because they actually set it up by saying, we're just going to tell you all the things Trump has done in his first week. Just and then they just go and the list is abrasive. Would you like to hear? Yeah, let's go because then I'll go to the Australian clip about the fuss made over... Perfect. And if you get tired of it just tell me to stop but that was quite funny Let's take a moment to reflect on the first week of the Trump presidency We could do this by dissecting things he has done and have made headlines and then attempt to comprehend the ramifications Or we could just list every single action that is taken because perhaps the enormity of that alone is quite remarkable

2:44:44 In his first week as President, Donald Trump signed his first executive order starting the rollback of Obamacare. He took control of the nuclear codes and declared January 20th – his inauguration day – The National Day Of Patriotic Devotion His White House spokesman lied in his first press briefing by saying that the inauguration sizes were the biggest in history and a senior Trump advisor defended the lies saying they were alternative facts he ordered the National Park Service off Twitter after retweeting images comparing Obama's and Trump's inauguration crowds Trump planted staffers to cheer and applaud at a speech he gave to the CIA. He bypassed anti-nepotism laws to hire his son in law, Jared Kushner as a senior White House advisor His office confirmed that he would never release his tax records President Trump withdrew America from the TPP A multinational economic deal that's been seven years in the making It is alleged the president allowed his businesses to take money from foreign governments which this week saw him face a new lawsuit for breaching the constitution

2:45:39 The President repeated the claims that the election suffered from mass voter fraud, confirming that he would launch an investigation and claiming the 3-5 million votes were illegitimate. Specifically, he raised concerns about people being registered to vote in two different states And while there is no evidence to suggest that voter fraud exists in the millions this week it was revealed his White House spokesman whom I mentioned earlier is registered to vote in 2 states as is the son-in-law that I mentioned. It was also revealed this week his youngest daughter Tiffany, his White House strategist Stephen Bannon and his Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin are all also registered to vote in two states And he reinstated a global gag rule which cuts all US funding from international NGOs

2:46:17 offer and counsel women on abortion. The next day, his party passed a bill that permanently bans American women from using federal funds or private health insurance towards abortion services He vowed to cut funding to violence against women's programs as well as national arts and humanities legal services minority business development programs public broadcasting and the office of energy efficiency and renewable energy Trump administration removed the Spanish version of the White House website and deleted pages on civil rights LGBT rights and climate change He overturned the ban on two major oil and gas projects. The protesters claimed could contaminate water and destroy sacred land he ordered a total media blackout on the Environmental Protection Agency, the Department of Agriculture and Health and Human Services. He also imposed hiring and regulatory freeze across government agencies except for the military

2:47:03 and some public safety sectors. President Trump drafted orders to temporarily suspend America's refugee intake with an indefinite ban on Syrians he also announced plans to halve America's asylum program, he drafted plans to suspend new visas for people from Iraq Iran Libya Somalia Sudan and Yemen The President also drafted a plan to open CIA black sites around the world, to reintroduce torture as an interrogation technique. President Trump moved to redirect allocated federal funds to start building a $20 billion wall on the southern border after Mexico again refused to pay for that wall. Trump tweeted a suggestion to the Mexican president that he cancel their upcoming meeting He did

2:47:40 Trump then flagged a 20% tax on imported Mexican goods in order to recoup the cost of the wall. President Trump announced that he will publish a weekly list of crimes committed by immigrants and stripped federal funds from US cities that provide sanctuary for illegal immigrants He also laid the legal groundwork for mass deportation And that was week one Well, of course there's a lot of BS in there. No! There are tons of Bs that was my point My favorite one is this block to CIA and other agencies from your gag or whatever you call it what it was be honest about it he didn't he said this EPA guys cannot on government time

2:48:22 Go tweeting stuff on government time. What's new about this? Is this a new thing I thought when you work for any of these agencies, you're not supposed to sit all day on Facebook. Why don't you try working at...I dunno, pick a company AT&T and start tweeting about what AT&T is doing. You wanna see how quickly you shut down? Yeah. Yes, it's bullcrap. Well anyway so the CNN decided to make a big fuss over Trumps the way it was described and by the way this happened This is reported on Wednesday even though it happened on Sunday or Saturday here in Sunday in Australia So there was some sort of a leak that came out late which makes me think and before I play this I think that the White House Oval Office is bugged

2:49:11 I think it's bugged. Well, because there are all kinds of leaks coming out that don't make a lot of sense and it also sounds like somebody is not actually there they're just listening unless they have a camera in their view which is possible You know what's actually kind of sad? Uh...I was sent an article yesterday by one of our military contacts And the article talked specifically about you know that Trump went to Andrews Air Force Base for this kid who got killed A serviceman That was that was actually part of Trump's first raid in Yemen. There were some some raid was taking place and the assertion from this article is that the Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula there, the Yemenis, they were tipped off that these guys were coming So when you bring that up now... The Obama administration knew about this raid I think it was one that they pre planned but this was Trump's first big one and a kid gets killed

2:50:03 I'm sure some Taliban, or some Yemen Al-Qaeda guys got killed. But it was pretty much a heavy firefight and that was the assertion within military circles is they were tipped off So I don't know if that's part of what you're talking about? If I was Trump, I would have sweeped that place. Sweeping separate incidents. I'd have the NSA come in and sweep the place. Doesn't he have a skiff? I would have the NSA sweep the place for especially some of these new modern bugs. Yeah, and i'd also have the FBI come in afterwards and sweep the place again. I love bugs! And he...

2:50:42 And so, because I think there's something that is going on. But here is the way CNN portraying this incident and it's a little lengthy but this is Trump and the Australian Prime Minister CNN one. He was one of our closest allies Absolutely! That what makes him really remarkable I think Is that the... It's hard to think about American ally who has been more for through intelligence sharing, through counter-terrorism missions. And so to have a blow up with the Australian Prime Minister in his very first call as Commander in Chief is quite significant. All right Greg Miller of The Washington Post. Greg thank you very much I appreciate your reporting and now our White House correspondent here at CNN Sarah Murray. Sarah good evening to you what are you hearing on this? What are learning? Well we're hearing a lot of things that are similar to what Greg just said that this was a very tense call between Donald Trump and the Australian Prime Minister were all

2:51:47 also told that this was after a long day of Donald Trump sort of dipping his toe into diplomacy for the first time. That Turnbull was his fifth call, he may have been a little bit fatigued but obviously he was very curt and ended the call abruptly and took issue with this agreement about refugees that were settled under the Obama administration. And Donna? It goes on! You know what I thought was interesting is you have a second clip here is the way it was presented, certainly on CNN. You even heard at the beginning of your clip there... Let me just see here he goes. He's one of our closest allies One of our closest allies! Oh Australia is one of our closest allies I thought maybe I'd just play a little medley of who are closest allies are from the Obama administration It's fairly typical of the way that Danes have punched above their weight in international affairs

2:52:39 I've said this before, but i want to repeat Norway punches above its weight. We have no stronger ally than the Netherlands they consistently punch above their weight Ireland punches above it's weight It is small country The Philippines is not the largest of countries in using a phrase from boxing punches above his weight No stronger ally than the Netherlands. We have no stronger ally than Australia. Poland is one of our closest and strongest allies, Great Britain is one of our closest strongest allies As I said earlier Germany is one of our strongest allies

2:53:29 This state visit reflects the fact that the Republic of Korea is one of our strongest allies. Israel is one of our strongest allies, France is our oldest ally, and continues to be one of our closest allies Italy is one of our strongest allies Japan is of course one of our strongest and closest allies There you go just setting the record straight so you know who are closest and strongest Ally is Yeah, and the ones that punch above their weight. That's my favorite other one yeah alright So let's listen to this is actually now the Prime Minister of Australia refusing to really Talk about this which is I get the sense that he just sees it as gossip

2:54:15 But he refuses to confirm or deny anything and he seems in a good mood. It's not as though I can't imagine what you'd if you've been this good of a motive What CNN says which is apparently Trump yelled at the guy and then slammed the phone down? I've seen that report And I'm not going to comment on the conversation other than to say that in the course of the conversation, as you know and was confirmed by the President's official spokesman in the White House. The President assured me that he would continue with honour the agreement we entered into with the Obama administration with respect to refugee resettlement. Was President Trump upset? Thanks for your inquiry but I'm not going to comment on these reports out of the United States about their conversation. But I think the Australian public would be interested in your relationship with our most important partner, did he hang up a phone two years

2:55:16 than you expected. I'm not going to comment on these reports of a conversation, Australians know me very well. I always stand up for Australia in every forum. All right! Well where's the controversy then? Well the real question is because according to CNN and other reports maybe WAPO. The fuss was over these three there's like I think it's 3,000 refugees that Australia is keeping in a camp on some island and Obama agreed to take half of them 1500 and according to them but Trump says no we're not taking any

2:55:55 And the foreign minister says, yeah we're gonna take the ones we promised to take. So why don't... There's some things were not getting good reports but I still think that the White House is bugged. Hmm well that can be passed on. The dude needs a skiff! I love the skiff. You know, I've been holding on to this one because it was... did you ever see the question and answer session between Theresa May and Donald Trump when the BBC journalist asked a question? I guess you haven't. That wouldn't be...I only listened to Prime Minister question time, that was on the BBC i think. Theresa May's prime minister visited the White House and they did a press briefing together just one question

2:56:47 Thank you very much Prime Minister. Laura Kunzberg, BBC News. Prime Minister you've talked about where you agree but you have also said that you would be frank with the President. Can you tell us where in our talks you did disagree and do you think that the President listened to what you had to say? And Mr President... we'll see what she says Mr. President you've said before that torture works, you've praised Russia You said you want to ban some Muslims for coming from coming to America? You suggested there should be punishment for abortion For many people in Britain those sound like alarming beliefs What do you say to our viewers at home who are worried about some of your views and worried about you becoming the leader Of the free world this was your choice of a question

2:57:39 That was fun. I thought it was good Finally some humor ladies and gentlemen, let me give Trump props for one thing he's the only guy Public politician who I've heard say torture not when it comes to waterboarding not enhanced interrogation techniques just torture Yeah, torture. Agree with it or not at least he's calling it what it is now I want to mention something because of how you did appeared on the On most of the shots of Trump in May and if I'm reminded of him and his germ phobia It's got a German thing going on like a lot of people germaphobe Why is he grabbing her hand? Because gerbaphobics generally speaking don't like them hold people's hands or touch certain things Mm-hmm. It turns out according to one analyst that he has a bigger fear

2:58:30 of going up and down ramps, especially going down them. Ramps? Yes! And there's a ramp there and you can see it clearly You see him walking and then he is coming down There is a ramp A White House ramp Yeah ramps...there's a name for that I don't know if they have it on top my head but there's a name for this phobia But as soon as he starts to go down the ramp They hold hands Then when he gets to the bottom of the ramp He taps her Here it is! Climacophobia Climacophobia. Sounds like chlamydia, but it's climacophobia the fear of climbing especially using stairs But it can also be ramps elevators Climacophobia he has trouble with stairs too that's where uses escalators and elevators is apparently no problem But I thought that was interesting yeah, how did you find out about this?

2:59:20 It was on one of the talk shows and there's some guy discussing it, and I didn't clip it because... I think it was a situation where he didn't have my mind ready for anything. That way to clip it? That's odd Yeah, it's very odd. I have one last clip if you want because it's gay-an Oh well of course we do It's all propaganda but we love her alright what you got for to chican she's gonna Do a little rundown on the US Senate bickering with each other? I thought was quite entertaining Okay

3:00:01 What we've got to do is fight in Congress, fight in the courts, fight in the streets. It's getting hot and heavy in Washington DC with accusations and insults flying in all directions One battleground Capitol Hill I object to this senator disparaging a fellow member of the committee here in his absence He personally went after me he personally impugned my integrity you didn't object then did you? You can speak to it but I think that... I saw this and I'm glad you clipped it It actually needs a little setup, I think. I don't think she set it up right. No she didn't set it up right... This is Franken going berserk! I'm gonna probably go back and get that. What was happening he was bitching about Ted Cruz and all the other senators on this committee were like well that's no good He's not here you should do to his face. You do do it to his face Yeah, it was very bizarre

3:00:51 I am very challenged on both sides. You can speak to it, but i think that we'd be better off if we just let it go. The confirmation process of Trump's nominees for various top jobs has been as messy as you can imagine. I'm very disappointed in this type of crap. My gosh there is no excuse for it! Some of this because they don't like the president. I think they oughta stop posturing and acting like idiots. We are only one month into 2017, and today we have another closed rule

3:01:27 or as I call them now, Putin rules. It's your way or the highway." Whether one agrees with him or not Trumps presidency has rattled the Washington establishment Another flashpoint is between The White House and the media. We have seen so many lies and conspiracy theories repeated by the President of The United States He has nothing but disdain for the rule of law in the Constitution. This is one of the most radical inaugural speeches we've ever heard. The disdain has been mutual. You know I have a running war with the media, they are among the most dishonest human beings on earth

3:02:06 Some members of the media were engaged in deliberately false reporting. CNN, you are fake news! This kind of dishonesty in the media that's challenging bringing about our nation together is making it more difficult We have two parties in this country right now pro-Trump and anti Trump and for the most part the media are anti Trump It's that simple. It's not ideology. It's not platform. It is purely personal What this president has done he took us took a twitter account, bypassed mainstream media. These news titans are now standing in the queue, waiting with the rest of us peasants to find out what's going on. I mean he has just slapped this group because of frankly and i'm not saying this is true or warranted but he's had it with them word is out that the white house decided not to send its representatives onto CNN shows oh! The fight is on but the rules are unclear

3:03:06 In Washington, I'm gonna check out. Ah! The gloves are off! Well since you brought Al Franken in...I do have one final clip Okay. We probably will not, we cannot expect Al Franken to vote positively for checking out any voter fraud in the United States and this clip evidences why. There are anecdotes out there there are examples of voter fraud you know 10 15 20 different you know votes here or there in this case as much about as a thousand but is there any example that you know of in which fraudulent voting, particularly with illegal immigrants turned an election result.

3:03:50 In 2008, Al Franken after six months of court battles was declared the victor in the Minnesota Senate race by 314 votes. After he was seated it was discovered there were 1200 felons who had illegally voted in that election A survey was done by Fox News in Minneapolis going out and interviewing a whole bunch of those people 90% said they voted for Franken It turned out Al Franken was the 60th vote Paul Paul to pass Obamacare because the Democrats needed 60 votes and so Republicans were backing them to pass Obamacare. If Al Franken hadn't been seated, I think illegitimately we wouldn't have Obamacare as we know it today." And there you have it! There ya' have it ladies and gentlemen Alright, whoo! I'm tuckered out! I'm all tuckered out! I have the vapors! Hmm... Okay Well yes We'll be able to speak about the Super Bowl on Sunday So that's all good

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