Episode 745 · Thursday, 6 August 2015

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Military exercises spark prepper arrests in North Carolina while a tragic theater shooting in Tennessee exposes the high stakes of modern active shooter responses.

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The No Agenda Show · No. 745

About this episode

Law enforcement in North Carolina arrested three men for stockpiling weapons and ammunition in anticipation of the Jade Helm 15 military exercise. The investigation, sparked by a military surplus store owner acting as an FBI informant, highlights the intensifying friction between domestic military training and civilian conspiracy theories. Meanwhile, police in Tennessee fatally shot David Montana at a movie theater during a screening of Mad Max: Fury Road, raising questions about the use of force after the suspect was found to be armed only with an Airsoft BB gun and a hatchet.

The United States and Turkey have finalized an agreement to establish a northern Syrian buffer zone, a move critics argue is designed to suppress Kurdish forces rather than combat ISIS. In the UN Security Council, Russia exercised its veto power to block an international tribunal investigating the downing of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17, prompting the U.S. Treasury to retaliate with new sanctions against Rosneft and Vnesheconombank. Domestically, the American Civil Liberties Union filed a lawsuit against the Kenton County Sheriff's Office after Deputy Kevin Sumner was filmed handcuffing an eight-year-old student with ADHD in Covington, Kentucky. This legal action coincides with a national debate over the over-diagnosis of ADHD and the pharmaceutical industry's influence on public school disciplinary policies.

Musician Kevin Reeves delivers a standout audio remix featuring President Barack Obama performing a mashup of the Chicken Dance and MC Hammer. The segment captures the absurdity of the political season, from Ted Cruz cooking bacon on a hot rifle barrel to General Martin Dempsey singing about unicorns. Sir Bernie Atima and cybersecurity student Matthew Hamilton join the executive producer ranks as the show prepares for its special Mile High Club celebration.


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CHAPTER 01 / 39 Discussion

Jade Helm 15 Conspiracy, North Carolina Prepper Arrests

Law enforcement arrested three men in North Carolina for allegedly stockpiling weapons and ammunition in preparation for the Jade Helm 15 military exercise. The investigation involved a military surplus store owner who acted as an FBI informant after becoming concerned about the suspects' purchases. The arrests highlight ongoing tensions regarding domestic military training and conspiracy theories surrounding FEMA regions.

jade helm 15· north carolina· fbi informant· military surplus· preppers

00:00 20 kids were killed! Jade Helm 15 plus 22 and counting! Can you get arrested for just counting the days? Broadcasting live from FEMA Region 6 in the capital of the drone star state. In The Morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry And from Northern Silicon Valley where i've given up on jade helm and July 4th for that matter, I'm John C DuBois Yeah but did you hear those guys who were arrested because they were prepping for uh... For the Jade Helm 15 invasion

00:40 I have not heard of the other clip. Uh, no, I don't have a clip. I don't think so let me say No, but what happened is these these three dudes were you know they're like crazy which happens and they're prepping, they're getting guns and ammo. And... Who would push them towards such a thing? Well what's interesting is they see these are three guys from North Carolina and they were spending months compiling their cash and they bought a lot of it at a military surplus store the owner became so concerned that he became an informant for the FBI and of course then you know then goaded them into anything I don't know if they recorded them secretly

01:22 Saying stuff like, let me tell you something I'm gonna have my fucking house rigged up these motherfuckers come trying in my house is gonna go off! You know so and you can get arrested for that now. Well these guys are obviously nuts Yeah but still it maybe they just shouldn't be arrested. We had a cancellation? We did? Yeah, one of the PayPal accounts. We've always bitched about this. Oh we got you mean a cancellation of someone's subscription or one of our accounts yeah no a subscription but these things people are saying hey I thought it was a subscriber then they told me that you kicked me know we haven't had these issues with PayPal but this one just stopped me in my tracks

CHAPTER 02 / 39 Discussion

PayPal Subscription Cancellation, Joseph 2012 Billing Error

A long-term subscriber named Joseph had his automatic PayPal payments cancelled despite the system showing no successful transactions since December 2012. The sudden notification in August 2015 raised questions about PayPal's backend processing and subscription management. The incident is noted as a strange technical anomaly in the show's donation history.

paypal· subscription· billing cycle· automatic payments· merchant account

02:05 This guy I just use his first name Joseph cancel automatic payments this means we no longer automatically draw money from their account to repay you You have any questions that the details of the email profile status cancelled amount paid each time $33.33 is the monthly billing cycle monthly last payment date December 12 2012 2012 Yeah, so what I said this makes no sense 2012 So we haven't actually gotten a nickel from this guy since 2012 and now they cancel him in June, July August of 2015. Man overboard! What is the point? I don't know... Hey listen, you said these guys are crazy We had one of these war on crazy events take place but this was

CHAPTER 03 / 39 Discussion

Nashville Movie Theater Shooting, David Montana BB Gun Incident

Police shot and killed 29-year-old David Montana at a movie theater near Nashville, Tennessee, during a screening of Mad Max: Fury Road. Although initial media reports characterized the event as an active shooter situation, investigators later confirmed Montana was armed with an Airsoft BB gun, a hatchet, and pepper spray. Analysis of the police response questions the use of force and the "active shooter" narrative promoted by the Public Information Officer.

nashville· david montana· airsoft· pepper spray· active shooter

03:03 complex in many ways. I'm talking about the movie, quote unquote shooting active shooter in was right outside of Nashville and Tennessee. I have the perfect setup clip. Okay? Now, this summarizes I believe...now you have to remember the shooter after all is not everybody mentioned this but he had shooting pepper spray on people and they had an axe apparently. And he had a gun but it was a pellet gun. Airsoft. It's BB gun? Yeah, it was a BB gun right. It wasn't even a pellet gun. I think this is not even the kind that has a cartridge. You have to pump it up 10 times

03:40 I don't know. But very few, only Fox from what I could tell mentioned it was a BB gun and everyone else said a gun because dude I think the mainstream media gun is you know everything. It's even worse than that but this is your... Yeah but let's just yeah I think the whole thing and I don't want to take step on you at all but I think the entire thing is pretty much summed up by this particular CNN clip This is the new theater guy summed up. New information tonight about the man who tried to commit mass murder but failed and died in a hail of police gunfire instead Yeah, no Well that's how it all ended this afternoon You pretty much ruined all my clips But I'll try anyway No! I'll try anyway...I have Anderson Pooper with the real setup And-and i'm going backwards in time So I was watching CNN and I just-I was very interested in what happened

04:39 Because, of course I'm always looking for where were the SRIs? Where were the crazy drugs and of course now it turns out he's tried to do things four times that he's been mentally unstable. He's been on all kinds of antidepressant drugs which is you know we know is the real problem. I'm gonna just do it in reverse order so you can hear How bogus this really was. They've also just released a photo. This is the pistol they say the man was carrying into the theater in addition to pepper spray fake bomb and an axe They say it's an airsoft pistol, an air pistol, very realistic looking weapon but not a deadly one that fires BBs Tonight the man who was carrying David Montana was dead killed in a shootout with police Okay now I have Pooper interviewing the public information officer And this guy

05:48 You know, you gotta question what he's saying. Because there is also a little kind of native advertising in his little spiel but everything he says is just so full of holes as we go back into the timeline. Yes, we had two police officers actually working on motor vehicle crash on the street infront of movie theater parking lot persons from the theater ran to them as they were working the crash. The officers stopped what they were doing and immediately ran through the theater, our response to the theatre after this gunman or active shooter situation began... Now wait a minute now he's saying active shooter situation there never was and he never was an active shooter Never! No He was not an active shooter but there is a couple of things Active hatchet man There are a couple of things in here Our response time was unbelievable but you happen

06:38 right there and now they're taking credit for it. This is incredible! It was probably 60 to 90 seconds. Oh you're so great boy, I feel safe now because you happen to be around the corner And what did the officers see when they first entered the theater? The first officer entered the showing of Mad Max and actually encountered this individual as he entered the theater Why does he have to mention mad max Well i for one uh when it was showed up on twitter I wonder what the movie was because i was curious so this is just answering my question. Yeah, yeah...I feel it's some kind of... No no no, he couldn't have...okay? The individual raised a gun toward the officer and saw the trigger being pulled We're in a movie theater and he sees the trigger being pulled

07:32 Strangely, no fire or bullets came out but okay. Our officer fired once at the suspect and backed away. Once you heard the clip... I'm gonna play that for you again don't worry Actually keeping him contained in that showing of that movie Mad Max until other officers could con- He says it again! That movie Mad Max. I dunno if its just a little too much. A little to much. The second time is right now. Gratuitous, gratuitous. Because he did it said it again Changing my mind okay verge on the scene were there I mean at that point where they're still theater goers in in In the theater there were a total of eight persons in that particular movie It sounds like Mad Max is a flop if you ask me Funny thing is Women woman and her husband. I guess it we're in the other theatre They were in a theater nearby There were two people in that movie yeah, including they were packing them in for mad max oh Yeah, the gunman

08:27 He actually had altercations with some of those movie patrons. He doused a couple of women significantly with pepper spray and used his axe to cut the shoulder of one male movie goer. Those persons were scrambling out of the theater as police officers were arriving When the police officers first saw the two women, apparently his pepper spray had some type of a red chemical compound inside it and the officer saw red on the women's faces thinking that was perhaps blood. Well in fact it was the chemical spray that this guy had used to douse their faces." Okay then we have at this again I'm going back in the timeline here is the first

09:08 Release from CNN when the active shooter situation just occurred. A gunman opens fire in a Nashville movie theater No, I'm sorry he did not open fire in an Asheville movie theater The shooters face was covered by a surgical mask He was armed with a gun hatchet and pepper spray listen to the tape where... I love that the guy had three arms He had a hatchet, he had the pepper spray. He had the gun I mean this guy was fantastic. Right listen to the tape we're just getting in of the gunshots You hear multiple rounds there police shot and killed the gunman but not before three people were injured one man was cut apparently by the gunmen's hatchet Okay so your clip indeed kind of ruined the beautiful surprise but it matters not

09:59 I don't think it ruined anything. Your analysis is about, is different than just the number of shots. Well there's a kind...I have two pieces of analysis but we know that this is bull crap and you can keep calling this a gunman, a shooter he wasn't a shooter! He was not an active shooting situation the cops just happened to be around the corner. It's bad idea to point anything at law enforcement but the amount of- Even a hot dog? Seriously, yeah. A donut would probably be okay. The amount of rounds that went off... What are they thinking? And actually I know what they're thinking! Cops are all jacked up! The other thing is active shooter, oh active shooters just fucking mow them down

10:40 I understand. Hey, don't point that at me but still a little excessive... Actually, I didn't get too much of an analysis of this guy just thought it was bogus story and I thought it was just... Hold on, I'm gonna give you more. But I'm going to wait for that but I want to mention I couldn't count the number of bullets because I have that clip and I said 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 It must've been 30. It's like 50! Yeah, at least 30 maybe 50 so now we go even further back in time And they interviewed two cops who are not the public information officer and we learn a little bit more. We're working very hard to exactly confirm the identity before we release it, before we notify family members but we believe the suspect is 29 years old. He's a male white he is from this area do you know what type of fire?

11:28 At this part we've not located the firearm. See they couldn't locate the firearm first because they're like oh crap, we killed a guy with a BB gun Oh I can't locate it anywhere They're still processing the crime scene back there again as As were able to go into inside the theater look around and completely process it What is the challenge in identifying the suspect? Do you know how to have an ID on him or He has an ID on him, but we want to make sure that the fingerprints and other identification that we can exactly confirm his identity before we release it and before we notify the Patron. Chief, can you describe what he was doing to the patrons in there at this time? Best as you know when the officer walked in what had he done to those patrons how is he threatening them? At this time we are interviewing the patrons of the theater and will find out more but we know that he used the axe

12:21 So at this point he was just pepper spraying, and I even doubt it was pepper spray other than just some red dye. Had what you might term a hoax device now. This is interesting this is very early before the public information officer Is you know he's reading off the script, and he says this was what we call a hoax device really are these cops qualified to make that kind of statement a hoax device But also begs the question that if a guy's strapped to a huge bomb on his chest, why would you shoot at him? A very good question John. Very good question there was a second backpack It was a device configured to look like an explosive it was not The backpack inside had nothing in it That was harmful in any manner Okay which they had the bomb squad etc now what I found

CHAPTER 04 / 39 Discussion

AMC Theaters Anti-Piracy Promos, Recording Device Laws

AMC Theaters and other cinema chains are running promotional segments warning patrons against using recording devices during films. New legislation in states like Ohio and Missouri allows for the arrest of individuals caught with recording equipment in theaters. Critics suggest these security measures are primarily focused on protecting industry revenue rather than preventing violence.

amc theaters· movie piracy· recording devices· ohio· missouri

13:25 conveniently coincidental. You'll recall that we played a clip, a couple of shows ago the last active shooter scenario in the movie theater that AMC theaters were playing some kind of promo to tell people what to do in case of an active shooter I still have not been able to get an actual copy of this but they're... it may be the same one but they have at least one other a promo that is running and this is being turned into law so far in Ohio and Missouri, I think. That you can be arrested if you are uh...in the theater with a recording device The promo is all about how people recording movies in the theater and putting them online are stealing from the industry

14:21 And in fact there was one theater. We really do, all of us out here in the middle of nowhere just love to download cam movies. They're so good! High definition 3D films. They're pure substitute for going into the theater So let's just look at this convenient fact but of course we know were going to have all kinds screening devices in front of theaters now, you can just wait for it. Again there's already two laws now... Now these laws are not for screening people for firearms they're screening them for recording devices and I think if we get one more active shooter remember these guys are crazy unfortunately this kid 29 year old kid... Okay yeah i think this is a 10 You're right! That's exactly what they're doing

15:16 So whether it's being done purposely or after the fact, I don't know. But what is one crazy kid in the scheme of billions of dollars of lost revenue? Gun him down! Yeah nothing... But the real problem here... He's nuts anyway. We do not need a war on guns or war on ammo, we need to war on these shitty drugs were giving to people! Well? Shitty ass drugs that are supposed to stop depression they're making people suicidal and homicidal Let's stay with this theme Okay And move right onto the next story The handcuffed kids story

CHAPTER 05 / 39 Discussion

Kentucky School Handcuffing Lawsuit, ADHD Student Rights

The American Civil Liberties Union filed a lawsuit against the Kenton County Sheriff's Office after Deputy Kevin Sumner was filmed handcuffing an eight-year-old boy with ADHD. The incident in Covington, Kentucky, has sparked a national debate regarding the use of physical restraints on students with disabilities. Federal data indicates that over 70,000 students were physically restrained during the 2011-2012 school year.

kentucky· aclu· adhd· kevin sumner· school resource officer

15:56 I love this. There is new fallout tonight from a tape that has sparked outrage across the country, the family of an eight-year old boy has filed a lawsuit against a local sheriff's department after video emerged of that boy being handcuffed behind his back at school now on uproar and calls for change in schools nationwide as NBC's Rahima Ellis reports It's a disturbing video. For seven minutes, a young boy is heard crying as Kentucky Deputy Sheriff Kevin Sumner handcuffs the child's arms behind his back. The American Civil Liberties Union which posted the video says it was taken by staff at an elementary school in Covington, Kentucky

16:37 According to the ACLU, the 8-year old boy who has ADHD, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder was shackled last November for disability related difficulties. I love the soundtrack in the back of this kid just freaking out. obeying his teacher. You either behave the way you know you're supposed to or you suffer the consequences The lawsuit charges that third graders constitutional rights were violated for an eight-year old kid to get handcuffed behind your back it's a good start by big man like that it was terrifying experience and stayed with him get ready for it, you little slavelet this is what your life was gonna be! The lawsuit also alleges at another school the same deputy sheriff

17:23 cuffed a nine-year old girl who has ADHD. Tonight the sheriff issued a statement saying... Stop, stop! I gotta make a comment on this. The first kid had ADHD but the way that newsreader portrays this it's as though the other girl had something else You know, it's like...it is just a very subtle thing. But as though there are more complications than ADHD. Oh yeah! Of course. Oh and that first boy with the eye...this one had HD...ADHD? HDMI. This kid had HDMI and boy was he in trouble. Now this kid of course was on some kind of drugs Yeah I finished this clip so we got a couple comments

18:03 a nine-year old girl who has ADHD. Tonight the sheriff issued a statement... Oh, that is subtle I get what you're saying. ADHD versus ADHD? Yeah to make it seem more... Oh my god but you don't have ADHD do ya?! Another school, the same deputy sheriff handcuffed a nine-year old girl who has ADHD. Tonight the sheriff issued his statement saying the deputy acted in conformity with the law and all the facts have not yet been presented he went on to say I steadfastly stand behind Deputy Sumner are you surprised by what happened in Kentucky? I am NOT surprised by what happened in Kentucky this is a rather

18:46 Okay, now this little part here where this woman asked are you surprised what happened in Kentucky? This is a different set. This is strange to me This this story seems to be a package that has been put together and passed around Yeah And just add in your local flavor because this particular scene where this guy said he's in a big Something I've never seen on NBC nightly news He's in a box With a big screen she is sitting behind the desk as though. She's a news announcer an anchor or something But there's nothing in the background no it looks like I said the whole things like at some sort of right There's no station identifiers in the background No, no no nothing like that she is just sitting on this desk and she's asking this guy in this window What he thinks? He says says absolutely nothing and its obvious

19:35 obviously edited so it just kind of ends abruptly. It's not even well integrated into the NBC presentation at all and they cut him off, and then they go into some couple of stats and then move on to the next story but somethings up And when I saw this woman, and I've never seen it before. She's giving us the presentation but anyway you can continue with to the end. Not surprised by what happened in Kentucky This is a rather well-kept secret especially for those who aren't knowledgeable about what goes on in public schools In 2009, the GAO published a nationwide study documenting hundreds of alleged incidents of restraint including 20 incidents causing death. All involved children with disabilities Now it's up to a federal court to decide if what happened in Kentucky was legal Rahima Ellis NBC News New York

20:26 Shut up slave! Now CNN had a slightly different take but it was again part of this whatever scheme is going on and they also dropped the bomb into the middle of it. She did at the end saying 20 kids were killed which Which was I thought was the kind of the bomb and they also showed in the visuals, they showed a bunch of these reports flying by on the screen. Kinda like an old movie that shows the date changing by the clock spinning. And so play this CNN report. He is a child just eight years old cuffed at the upper arms by a deputy school resource officer

21:10 Wait a minute isn't the school resource officer armed with a weapon usually yeah There's an armed guard Yeah, and cuffing the kid. Yeah dynamite by the way this now I'm hearing this part of it And they're hearing that because as you mentioned that kids squawked and they have the exact same soundtrack here This may be a whole thing maybe orchestrated by the ACLU looking for a big pain possible. Oh Class action I don't know. Now this was a public school or was it a charter school? No, it's a public school. Oh you have to close public schools and put charter schools in. Oh they gotta be shut down! Behave the way you know your supposed too...or you suffer the consequences. Shocking and heartbreaking but not the only time a child has been put in handcuffs In Tecumseh Oklahoma this police officer body camera captures his exchange with this nine-year old boy handcuffed after the police say he threatened school staff

22:07 Investigations by the police department and the FBI found the officer acted appropriately. In Stone Mountain, Georgia a six-year old handcuffed by the school officer after the school says he was violent and endangered to himself and others Across the country, U.S. Department of Education data shows in the 2011 to 2012 school year more than 70 thousand students were physically restrained during school 75% of those restrained were students with disabilities. Calm down! Oh fantastic! A little clip at the end is never good

CHAPTER 06 / 39 Discussion

Rogue Amoeba Audio Hijack, Fission Software Review

The hosts review the latest software updates from Rogue Amoeba, specifically the transition from Audio Hijack Pro to the redesigned Audio Hijack. The discussion highlights the improved user interface and the efficiency of Fission for quick audio editing and clipping. One host demonstrates the software's capabilities by isolating a "calm down" vocal clip in real-time.

rogue amoeba· audio hijack· fission· software· mac os

22:46 Down she's green. Oh honestly I should probably ISO that yeah, why don't you do that? Yeah? That's good. Just calm down in the scream hold on me just iso that right now That's really good hold on what is this Okay, I got it here and then this is so good one. I love this new program These rogue amoeba guys ever hear of this company no rogue amoeba they do Hold on Calm down Screen they make Audio hijack Pro. Oh yeah, I know that I remember I don't have it But I remember that yeah And they and they just released a new version which is no longer called pro is audio hi-jack so good oh The interface is stunning about actually tweeted a picture of the interface was I liked it so much

23:36 I saw your tweeting promotions. Well, yeah a product i pay for so... Yeah it's true endorsement. Something we cannot do honestly. Calm down! Oh shit I think got to flip the last bit off. You have to clip the little piece off at the end So they have this other product called Fission and its just a down and dirty quick editing product hold on here we go okay Let me see, I think i got it now. And you can edit things so quickly and so efficiently. Calm down! Yeah perfect, PERFECT! Calm down... Well back to the story um

CHAPTER 07 / 39 Discussion

ADHD Over-Diagnosis, Pharmaceutical Industry Influence in Schools

A discussion emerges regarding the high rates of ADHD diagnoses in American public schools and the subsequent use of medications like Ritalin. There is skepticism toward the "disability" label being applied to standard behavioral issues, suggesting it serves as a mechanism for increased pharmaceutical sales. The conversation links school disciplinary actions, such as handcuffing, to the pressure on parents to medicate their children.

adhd· ritalin· pharmaceuticals· public schools· mental health

24:21 This is, for one thing they've did a couple of points that everybody makes. And I've seen the story on Democracy Now!, NBC, ABC, CBS...it's everywhere! And even though it's kind of localized story except for the 70 thousand kids which makes it sound like hey you have been overlooking this story for a long time and that was seventy thousand kids restrained with handcuffs or that's just who have disabilities and that was in 2012 one year yeah but the disabilities thing is a red herring because by disabilities they mean everybody this is the oh these kids were disabled because they had ADHD right

24:59 So every kid is, I would say that by today's standards everybody is sick and they're disabled. And they need drugs! This is this reverse of what we keep pointing out as drugs are causing this which It's probably the case, but this sounds to me that this is being set up to get more drugs. These kids had drugs... Ah yes! Yes! Because there is no mention of it-of the drug angle in a negative way This is so disheartening Sick That's right they should play that at beginning every class Alright class let's take your meds You don't want to get handcuffed do you?

25:52 Yeah, we don't want to have to handcuff your son. So we suggest you put him on this lovely drug called Ritalin It'll make him calm he'll be a good boy There you have it makes me sad That's what's going on? Yeah about in my mind anyway because that's why else would you be doing these with these these packages They're just aimed at getting kids on they go there all disabled I think I can claim victory on the prediction that Cecil the lion would be misused and abused for political ends to make Donald Trump look like an asshole.

CHAPTER 08 / 39 Discussion

Cecil the Lion, Zimbabwe Conservation Funding

The killing of Cecil the Lion by American dentist Walter Palmer has led to a massive public outcry and a surge in conservation donations. Nearly $860,000 was raised for lion protection in Zimbabwe within a week, and Ty Inc. announced a Cecil the Lion Beanie Baby to benefit Oxford University's Wildlife Conservation Research Unit. Contrast is drawn between Western outrage and the perspective of Zimbabweans who view lions as dangerous predators.

cecil the lion· zimbabwe· walter palmer· trophy hunting· beanie babies

26:30 Everywhere now that I see pictures of his sons and comparing him to... No, I think you nailed it. I don't know if that was a prediction or an observation It wasn't that far out Yeah it was the first thing you said in 10 minutes later it was happening Well okay look I don't control the timing of it I think we should have a time limit Oh okay So he has to be out at least a day A little further Five seconds Alright Uh I think your right You're the only one who did that Of all the commentators I've ever heard, they figured it out. And I don't even think half of them figured it out yet! It gets better... Well first a couple of follow-up articles New York Times had a pretty good article from some guy who grew up in Zimbabwe and the title of it is In Zimbabwe we Don't Cry for Lions

27:18 And, you know he's saying we were terrorized by them for months and they were eating up kids and then finally we killed the lion. We're all happy but I do not understand this at all. We do not like lions at all." Then i see this dentist home which has been quote-unquote vandalised...and it is so mind bending to see someone spray painted on his garage LIONS! Lion killer! Which here in America is deemed to be a horrible thing. In Zimbabwe, you're carried as a hero if you kill the lion. It's just crazy. It's nuts. US Airlines now banning the shipment of hunting trophies which sounds like just a PR move, you sad fuckers

28:02 Delta, United, American. Oh we won't transport them anymore. What are you? Now everyone's gonna fly your airlines because you're so politically correct I'm boycotting you and then that's easy for you to do then the The report that is really custom tailored for John C. Dvorak. Some of the outrage over the killing of Cecil, the African lion has been channeled into saving threatened species in one week nearly $860,000 has been raised for a group that protects lions in Zimbabwe more will come from sales of a new Cecil beanie baby. That's what we need.

28:48 I saw that baby, and I want one ah you can put it next to your Barney collection is gonna be fine. I don't have a Barney collection I got the one Barney doll But I do have a couple of extremely rare how many how many views on your Barney YouTube channel? I Don't know million two million something but you know I thought you were really proud of that you were tracking it Yeah, well I don't go to it that much only use it when I wanna gloat oh Because if you look at this video, it's my... go to Dvorak Uncensored. That's my YouTube channel and you look at this video of the Barney that I got three Barney videos on there The two have decent numbers But there's one for some unknown reason Got picked up somewhere and it's like a permanent link somewhere And people keep pounding out It is so stupid that it just shows you how dumb YouTube is I love it

CHAPTER 09 / 39 Discussion

Planned Parenthood Video Controversy, Center for Medical Progress

The Center for Medical Progress released a series of undercover videos alleging that Planned Parenthood officials negotiate the sale of fetal organs. Planned Parenthood Executive Vice President Dawn Laguens and White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest have dismissed the footage as "deceptively edited." However, the release of full-length transcripts and a fifth video showing discussions about gender-selective procedures has intensified the political debate over federal funding.

planned parenthood· dawn laguens· josh earnest· fetal tissue· medical ethics

29:44 Well, I think this now flows into...because obviously the Cecil the Lion thing is just a big distraction. They're still covering this goes on and on and it is... I like the fact that he has a name Cecil Yeah And of course it detracts from other interesting news items and I'm following this because the mainstream media really is not doing And it's interesting, just fascinating to me to see these long-form videos of Planned Parenthood. It is mind boggling! They're much better than the edited versions and I wanted to play... The heavily edited version? Yeah here's the executive vice president of Planned Parenthood on CNN. Her name is Dawn Lagouin. We've played her before

30:38 and she is rolling out the... She's lying. She is just lying, and I can prove it." It was these videos, these controversial videos that sparked this latest round on Capitol Hill. I know that you believe that the videos are deceptively edited. There's the beginning! By the way, the effort to defund Planned Parenthood failed in the Senate. But it's all about... If this is their only defense these guys are in trouble. However on this group's website, they say that they have put them in their entirety unedited on the website and in fact they've released transcripts that they say are the full entirety of the transactions. That's actually not a fact and since we know that for years this has been a strategy to deceptively edit in inflammatory ways these kinds of videos, put them out claim that they've put out the full tape... Okay stop for one second I went to visit this website before every show just see if there is new video There is a new video with fifth video

31:42 And the full-length videos are available. There's links right on the same page to YouTube, they've uploaded them all to YouTube and John you saw one or two of these I think right? Yeah In full length These are dynamite. This is much better than the deceptively, dishonestly taken out of context edited videos. The videos for a second because it does appear from the snippets that have been seen in the public as though something unscrupulous happening and I just want to play it's very short. It's just a six second clip that sort of captures the essence of what people believe these videos represents, that's where they're talking about the sale or the compensation for fetal tissue and she says if they can do a little better than break even and if it seems reasonable they're happy to do that well how do you explain? We don't know exactly what she was responding to oh yeah

32:39 So you can see exactly what she's responding to. Edited to the point where hey Adam. What are you doing tonight? Oh, I'm going to write Jews right that and you cut something out And if your mix-and-match you do me ask a question down with the black man exactly That's what they're claiming yes, and it's not true It is not true now I want to play at peace from the latest video Which is not highlighted in any of the in any of the deceptively edited dishonest videos this is one of the undercover reporters from

33:20 Center for Medical Progress, and she goes in and she wants to terminate her pregnancy because of gender. She says I don't want to...I know what she says which is what gender it is but just now I want to terminate it. And she has a conversation with the lady and I've heard this from medical professionals they always steer towards termination from people who have been there they say oh they were kind of pushing out a little bit Just listen to this conversation with the nurse who was doing the intake of this patient who wants to abort based on gender, which is illegal. The Planned Parenthood no one may perform an abortion based on race or gender i.e., I've got a black baby in my tummy or I've got a white baby in my tummy or yellow baby red baby fill-in-the-blank beanie baby and this one girl I want a boy so get rid of it

34:17 And then that was a great setup here. We support millions of people as they build their futures wait a minute what is this? I hate this what happened my gender okay, okay your set up we're ready to go because I've been on agenda like I said because the Okay, so what she says is...

34:57 She already initialed everything on the intake form. Without reading? Well, and she said oh I didn't realize that I can do this based on gender. Oh that's okay don't worry about it that fine. That's better because... Okay so I just shouldn't say that anymore? Yeah don't say it. Wait why? Because state law says we cannot do a termination of somebody just because of race or gender. It's crazy they're making a law saying that I can't terminate and decide what gender Yeah, well they're telling us that we can't do the first. You know okay? So at least she's stating the fact if we can't do that But you know just don't talk about it or better yet doctor cannot do the procedure just German terminus Okay, so I just shouldn't say it anymore

35:41 You just have to put your name in there when and if you decide you're going to come in and have the procedure. But, you can tell her she's going to tell you the same thing. Just don't let it be known. She's really good about that. So, you can tell the doctor but just do not let it be known anywhere else? The doctor is okay with this kind of stuff! I've worked in the field for 35 years so I've seen everything. Oh yeah, lots of girls! fine about it. She's really cool the doctor is really cool she'll understand these laws are put in place for a reason that being one of them you can't start genetically engineering your family but based on sex which the, you know they're in India they bear a girl and kill her yeah not an uncommon practice and this is very barbaric now what this indicates of course

36:37 And I wouldn't like to take sides on this, but you have to when these guys are obviously breaking the law left and right. The safeguards that have been put in place they're ignoring them. In fact they're flaunting...flouting them not flaunting, it's flouting and it's just outrageous! And then they're defending it based on heavily edited...and people like Amy Goodman and all of these others Tom Hartmann and the rest of them But what kind of crisis management team do you have? You're Planned Parenthood. You have at least a half-a-billion dollars, whatever else... That's federal funds! Right and whatever else you're making on baby parts and the best you can come up with is to say oh this is dishonestly edited and any journalist even the woman who was interviewing the EVP didn't sound like she went to take a look at the videos I mean this is rampant where to get around

37:30 The lie that these videos are deceptively edited, oh I didn't watch them. Oh I can't watch it's unlike the beheading videos. Oh who wants to watch that? Here is a Josh Earnest And I think Jake Tapper from CNN did a pretty good job. The Senate, as you know is going ahead with the vote to try and defund Planned Parenthood. The White House has threatened to veto any measure like that That's right Is it your contention that there is nothing in these secretly recorded videotapes of Planned Parenthood officials discussing what sounds like profiting from fetal tissue and organ sales? There's nothing in these tapes that bothers you This is also becoming a red herring focusing only on that

38:10 clearly illegal practice of coercing a woman who signed and perjured herself and lied about wanting this for gender, just letting it go. Not saying I'm sorry we really can't help you that's not okay now pffft That is pretty big. Anyone in the White House? Jake i gotta tell ya these videos were released because of their shock value And there's no doubt what was depicted on these videos is shocking I know that based on the news reports that I've read about the videos I haven't actually looked at them but people who have looked at them have raised significant questions

38:48 about whether or not these videos are credible. About whether or not they've been selectively edited in a way to grossly distort the position and the policies... So, the White House is on board with this! I didn't see it but i've read reports that are deceptively edited and of course this isn't you know these guys are extremists their terrorists So it has to be true. This is pathetic! Where you know that everyone's sitting around, huddled around the computer going oh my god this is messed up You know everyone's done it! Planned Parenthood and if you can tell the source The whole video was put on the website of this anti-abortion group that put them out I mean you don't have to watch just the edited version, you can watch the whole version Oh that would require work Yeah well listen

39:32 Yeah, yeah. Okay shut up. I'm relying on news reports that i've seen of people who have taken a look at this and raised questions about the videos themselves and there's no doubt that this is an organization that has targeted Planned Parenthood for some time so they clearly have an ideological axe to grind what we know to be true is that What's that? I said apparently for good reason. Planned Parenthood provides regular health care for millions of Americans across the country and Planned Parenthood is not able to use federal funds to perform abortions, that is written into the rules That is a rule that this administration has not just followed but actually supported so it's clear- But like that statement It's not just a rule that it has followed but also supported there shouldn't be the other way around

40:16 ...written into the rules, that is a rule that this administration has not just followed but actually supported. So it's clear that there are some ideological games being played here and what this administration, this president has long fought for is protecting access for women to healthcare and that's exactly why we want to make sure there isn't an ideological effort to wholesale defund of Planned Parenthood... Oops! Ideological! There you go crazy Republicans who are religious! Woohoo! It provides those important health care services to women all across the country. Now, somebody at the White House should maybe watch the videos in full.

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Ben Carson, Margaret Sanger Eugenics Comments

Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson criticized Planned Parenthood during an interview with CNN's Jake Tapper, citing founder Margaret Sanger's history with the eugenics movement. Carson argued that the organization's clinics are disproportionately located in minority communities. He also questioned the necessity of Planned Parenthood's services in the era of the Affordable Care Act.

ben carson· margaret sanger· eugenics· jake tapper· obamacare

41:01 the Republicans debate and Ben is their daughter. I think he was the first to successfully separate conjoined twins He's no slouch No, he's famous very famous doctor Though it comes across as a bit of a dud Let's get a clue Now he said something really fascinating Well i know you oppose legal abortion but what your response to Ms Legance An interesting framing as well. But I know you oppose legal abortion, what he doesn't oppose illegal abortion that's okay? I mean coat hangers are good in his book now. Jape Tapper now. I know you oppose legal abortion but what your response to Mr. Gaines? You know I stop a second

41:39 That, the way he phrased that is to imply... it's an implication question. Yes Where you imply that there's a baggage with that question Yeah A payload The law has been passed years ago that abortion is legal Yeah, it's a loaded question. You don't like the law? It's a loaded question I know you oppose legal abortion but what your response to Ms. Legance My response would be that all of the services that she mentioned are available through multiple other sources and

42:18 to take an organization that not only makes money by selling baby parts but doesn't seem to understand the sanctity of human life and is willing to destroy that. An organization whose founder believed in eugenics. You're talking about Margaret Sanger? Yes, and even... But I like it he brings in the eugenics And Tapper goes, oh yeah Margaret Sanger. We know she liked to kill black people and didn't want black people to reproduce with certainly not white people that would be horrible this is what the eugenics society was all about and he just said we remember that we know the genesis of this organization it's killing people! Whose founder believed in eugenics. You're talking about Margaret Sanger? Yes

43:09 The plurality of their clinics are in minority communities. Well, doesn't that make the argument they would make which is that those services you're talking about forget abortion for a second but the service you are talking about are not available everywhere and thats where minorities and people who are lower income get mammograms and treatment of restitues and birth control. They don't do mammograms! I thought they were supposed to be able to get all those things based on Obamacare? Why did we need Planned Parenthood? Oh, nice one. That's a good little question wide isn't that Obama? There's a problem with this guy He's too sees to dry Yeah, right, you know it was great as a grape. That's just giving it to you and they get some sucker punch Sucker punch yeah It's almost he said to him tap her up for that Right right is she said if you things tapper fell into the trap in any nailed them right Obamacare I write

44:06 I thought it was outstanding. They don't do mammograms! They don't? No, there was a big scene on one of the shows i was listening to going on and on about what they do and what they don't do they don't do that much The president also weighed in on this issue no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh We were that's the buzzard. Oh the buzzer die we got so many new Obama submissions John I just know we do yeah, I just have to play one for you I played one every quarter hour on the quarter-hour here on Z 100 You've got a lot of submissions of The Chicken Dance which a lot of people like and there was a new one let me see

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Obama Chicken Dance Remix, MC Hammer Super Freak

Musician Kevin Reeves submitted a new audio remix featuring President Barack Obama's voice set to a "Chicken Dance" and "U Can't Touch This" mashup. The segment explores the musical lineage of the track, tracing MC Hammer's hit back to Rick James' "Super Freak." The hosts use the remix as a transition into the show's production credits.

barack obama· chicken dance· mc hammer· rick james· kevin reeves

45:17 This was... yeah. And that was Kevin Reeves, by the way who's a professional musician and that's why his turned out pretty good and here is his second one. Then one was kind of off the wall but interesting You're in my house. You're in my house, you're in my house Come on! Come on! Okay I'm just gonna wait till we get this done When you drink the booze at my house I am getting...I am getting... I'm just gonna take the somebody down Take it out You know what I'm saying?

46:16 is going interstellar. That's right, yeah that has always been a great bed for songs can't touch this oh my goodness my goodness well actually what is the original song that was uh what's his name? MC Hammer no before that where it was ripped off from Oh, uh, Rick James. Yeah, Rick James and what? Super Freak. She's a very kinky girl... the kind you don't take home to mother! Exactly. Well with that John I think I should- What a rendition

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No Agenda Art, Toxic Speech Episode 744

The hosts review the listener-submitted artwork for Episode 744, titled "Toxic Speech," which features themes of espionage and blackmail. They encourage more submissions to the No Agenda Art Generator, noting a recent decline in the volume of high-quality entries. The importance of compelling album art for listener support is emphasized.

no agenda art· toxic speech· digital art· podcasting· graphic design

47:01 With that, I should thank you for your courage and say in the morning to you John C. Dvorak! And no in the morning to you Adam Curry also in the morning all ships and sea boots on the ground feet in the air subs in the water and all the dames and knights out there In the mornings everyone in chat room NoahGendestream.com good to have y'all on board as usual in the morning too 20 watt bulb beautiful piece of art for episode 744 Yeah that may be Art Of The Year Now, let me just take a look at it. The episode was of course Toxic Speech... Which actually played into the toxic art! Right? Which had espionage and blackmail It was almost like a retro piece I really liked it Yeah that's dynamite Good piece And you can find all of the submissions or submit your own art

47:49 At noagendaartgenerator.com we need as much as we can get, it's been kind of slim pickings. A couple weeks ago he had like three submissions and... We had to dig to find something. It has been slim pickings here and there for sure so we do need- The last show is a lot of stuff that was maybe two or three good pieces. Yeah, we need as much help as we can get because good album art always always begets better support for the show. I don't know why, just...I don't fight it." Well that wasn't the case this week. Oh! There goes my theory. Nice try. We ended up with one executive producer and one associate executive producer and that was that so we have a short segment here Sir Bernie Atima

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Sir Bernie Atima, John Atima Knighthood Ceremony

Sir Bernie Atima of Hinton, Iowa, contributed $333.33 to confer a knighthood upon his son, John, for his 33rd birthday. The ceremony includes a "shout out" and the playing of the Obama Chicken Dance remix as requested by the donor. Adam Curry shares a personal anecdote about the cultural significance of the Chicken Dance in Belgian disco clubs.

knighthood· bernie atima· john atima· hinton iowa· birthday

48:34 I believe that's the way it is pronounced. Atima or Ateema? No, Atima! I think you're right. We were pronouncing it Ateema and then he said Atima... Right But it could be Ateema Anyway Sir Bernie's in Hinton Iowa 333-33 this donation completes my second knighthood but I wish to confer the knighthood upon my son John to be Sir John Ateema He hit me in the mouth a few years ago and continues to hit others. I wonder what people just tuning into this show think when we read stuff like that? Those guys are crazy, they're hitting their butt in the mouth! That's a strange way to get listeners... In addition, yesterday August 4th was his 33rd birthday. Wow! So please give him a shout out and both Obama no-no-no chicken dances please. And both of them he wants both of them We're gonna probably play buncha stuff today I'll just play since we already played two I'm going to play the original one and then...we'll play more Okay happy birthday son love you keep up the great work Adam & John Sir Bernie Aw very nice Hey hey hey oh nononono Hey hey hey oh nono

50:00 Have I ever told you about the history of that song in Belgium? No, you never told me that. So when i was back and when I was on the radio and television in Netherlands we do shows like drive-in shows these days DJ's make millions of dollars go spin records don't talk we would go there spin records and talk and we'd make like hundreds of dollars And in Belgium it was always fun because you could go and there's this one, it was a club. It was a disco. It was a big one that had 500 people on the dance floor and you were way up high. It was a cool place to gig but I learned that the Belgians have a culture... You could be in the hardest hardcore house record but then all of sudden you play The Chicken Dance

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Matthew Hamilton, Cybersecurity Capture the Flag Competitions

Associate Executive Producer Matthew Hamilton, an 18-year-old cybersecurity student, donated $268.54 to the show. Hamilton discusses his experience with Capture the Flag (CTF) hacking competitions and his leadership of the Reddit CTF team. He also mentions attending the Defcon meetup in Las Vegas and the influence of the podcast on his "outside the box" thinking.

matthew hamilton· cybersecurity· capture the flag· reddit· defcon

50:43 And then all been everyone stops dancing like crazy and all the boys, boys and girls equally. They kind of mush together in like a big mosh pit but they're not moshing the kind of rubbing up against each other. And then they find someone they're going to dance with after that. Then you play a slow jam and then everyone's like slow dancing and making out it's the weirdest thing. No, you've never told that story. Strange cultural stories as told by Adam Curry on the quarter hour on the 8th Matthew Hamilton is our associate executive producer for show 745 26854 in Fair Play, Maryland. I'd like to start this note off by wishing all the hard-working dudes named Ben a belated happy CIS admin day on June 31st. We did celebrate it. I'm an 18 year old aspiring to work as security penetration tester.

51:37 I have spent my dream from age nine Wow, what do you want to grow up penetration tester? Yeah. Do you want a date as As such, most of my time is devoted to self-learning and Capture the Flag competitions. For the listeners who don't know CTFs, Capture the Flags are cybersecurity hacking puzzle competitions where you work as a team that score points by solving challenges within a limited time usually 24 to 48 hours I run the Reddit CTF Team open to all which is if the name applies it's open to all for anyone who wants to get their feet wet and see what this is about Last December we qualified and participated in the Seesaw Finals

52:13 and have to thank, and have you to thank us. You and I? It's a no agenda show during these competitions because it reminds me to keep thinking outside the box after finishing my first cyber security contracting job i knew i needed to donate. I hit my father in the mouth two years ago and it has given us both something to bond over and laugh about. No douchebag call out necessary his check should be on its way. Okay checks in the mail yeah won't come in your mouth Shout out to sir Ramsey Kane for putting together the Defcon meetup I was extremely excited and hope to meet my producers there if anyone wants to chat me up. I'll be wearing a red paranoid t-shirt on Saturday at the meetup Which was last week wasn't it? It's this way Starting it starting its starting yeah, okay, but you know the girl who does spin class at noon Adelaide

53:06 She and she is I'm gonna. I'm gonna retweet her she is so cute But she is a the top salesperson for alien was Alienware Yeah, Alienwares a computer company yeah And shows she's putting pictures on Facebook of her at Defcon this is the girl who teaches me spin Well, there you have it. Small world. Ask if she has any review units available. Bonus points to any math buffs who know where the donation number 268.54 comes from! Answer? I don't think we should give the answer. I'm not giving the answer. 268.54 comes from... Comes from what? Okay, tick-tick-tick. Jingle request! I love bugs and Batman no no no no Oh okay hold on a second i'm sorry i was paying attention to that spin girl Yeah yeah i guess it was okay i love bugs

54:07 And then, uh... what else did we want? Batman. No no no no. Batman huh my goodness hold on and karma yeah give him karma he needs it. Bugs! Bugs bugs bugs! Tastes like poop I'm shocked shocked to find bug eating going on in- La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la La la la... You've got karma. We should mention that the bug call out that was in the middle there by Ike, who does the I'm shocked shocked we did make an offer to anyone who wants to get a custom version of anything you'd want him to say for the pie donation at $314 and 15 cents. And we've gotten no takers on this. What?

55:16 Yeah, oh well then this warrants this I'm shocked shocked to find nobody wants to eat pie in here There you go As we continue over on this unrehearsed show yes completely that's it with these slick little inserts But that we have and yeah, that said one people Okay That happens. It's disheartening but as always happens after We have a lot of people which we had on the other show before that okay? It's true Alright, well thank you very much to our sole executive producer and our sole associate executive producer. These credits are real they're no different from any other producing credits you can get the difference being that unlike the douchebags in Hollywood we will vouch for you if you put them on your LinkedIn and someone wants to know what they're about. But please also be on the lookout for doing one simple task propagating the formula! Our formula is this... We go out, we hit people in the mouth

CHAPTER 15 / 39 Discussion

US Airstrike Civilian Casualties, Air Wars Report

A report by the monitoring group Air Wars estimates that U.S.-led airstrikes against ISIL have killed at least 459 civilians in Iraq and Syria over the past year. This figure sharply contradicts the official U.S. military acknowledgment of only two civilian deaths. The delay of the State Department's annual human rights report is cited as evidence of "massaging" casualty data.

air wars· isil· iraq· syria· civilian casualties

56:21 Shut up, Slade! You got the backs of this hole and you will all surrender to them. You pigs in hoods! Yeah little piglets! You pigs in human clothing...you pigs will be tied down we're gonna lock you up with handcuffs This is a drone update we don't have a jingle for that no unfortunately drone update drone update Play the you say 400. I just thought this was funny because the numbers are so funny, okay?

57:08 A report by the independent monitoring group Air Wars estimates U.S.-led airstrikes targeting ISIL in Iraq and Syria have killed at least 459 civilians since the bombings began about a year ago. The U.S.-led coalition has launched nearly 6,000 airstrikes in the two countries. Thus far, the U.S. has acknowledged its airstrikes have killed only 2 civilians. Who cares? Just two, who gives a crap. The logic of sending up droning 6,000, sending six thousand of these drones down to shoot people and you've only killed two civilians is beyond... it's ridiculous! So who do they think we are stupid?!

57:49 You couldn't access it. I mean, there's no way or how accurate can you be? I was reading a report that there was this human rights...the big annual human rights report and the State Department was delayed. It was delayed like 100 days late and by law we think we played a clip. By law it has to be made available on time and it was delayed turns out the State Department was massaging it because the actual number of civilian casualties, I believe off the top my head was 2,000 Two thousand innocent... That sounds right though, you said six thousand shots? Yeah. You get two thousand gonna be wrong. You're sending six thousand bombs down just randomly from some guy sitting in Nevada in a cargo container looking through

58:34 camera on a drone 20,000 feet in the air. And nothing against them personally? No they're fine but they got to do their jobs and they say we shoot that guy okay pushes the button it blows up a house and no civilians are ever killed this is bull crap staying with the State Department and that reserve guy the backup guy I don't like him he's terrible that backup guy yeah so there's like a redhead or his name is I know it doesn't have a lot of hair actually. But the Russia Today girl... Ah, yeah she's got the same clip! Yeah she goes in there well actually I could get this little more set up because that was going to be deeper into mine. Tell me how you want to do it? Well I wanted discuss what this is all about which is okay is their new sanctions and that's what the Russia Today girl brings up We'll do your clips so I'm sure they're fine Thanks

CHAPTER 16 / 39 Discussion

MH17 UN Tribunal Veto, Dutch Safety Board Investigation

Russia exercised its veto power at the UN Security Council to block the creation of an international tribunal to prosecute those responsible for the downing of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17. The Russian ambassador argued the move was politically motivated and outside the UN's jurisdiction. Concerns are raised regarding the transparency of the Dutch Safety Board's ongoing investigation, led by Tjibbe Joustra.

mh17· russia· un security council· dutch safety board· peter van vollenhoven

59:33 Let's just play, now this is what happened. Is the UN decided, well Russia vetoed the UN Security Council decided that they would discussion of the downed airliner with the Dutch in it, who have the black box and nobody seems to want to talk about it. Somehow, the United States, it seems decided to embarrass the Russians as much as they could which is all we're doing... And they did that with the Malaysians you recall on the last show? The Malaysian started this calling for the vote for the sanctions and right after they did that, the Malaysians got a free pass on

1:00:14 TTIP. A TPG, sorry... John Maass Yeah so we are behind this and the reason I... Peter Robinson Not us John you and I are not personally behind this. John Maass No no we aren't the U.S State Department and the Department of Defense and anybody who wants Snowden is behind this but let's play a couple these clips. This is the UN Tribunal MH2 not set up to do. This is important. The plans for a tribunal included appointing a prosecutor to oversee the investigation. The prosecutor would review the findings of the joint investigation team Right now, there are two branches to the official investigation into the crash One technical and the other criminal The cause of tragedy is being looked into by the Dutch Safety Board

1:01:02 It's due to release its final report in October, and the joint investigation team is looking into who was responsible for the tragedy. Now that probe will not be complete until next year. Laurie Thomas-Sema told us that the calls for a tribunal have political motives. For the UN Security Council to be setting up a tribunal is something that It's not really set up to do. I wanted to mention one thing about the Dutch Safety Board, the Dutch Safety Board is being managed...the boss of that safety board, the chief whatever his title is

1:01:45 is Meister Peter von Volohove. And you recall, this is going back in the No Agenda archives... He's a prince he's in the royal family by marriage and he was the one way back in the day who was Patricia wife number one. Oh! The guy, the masher? Yeah, he was mashing his heart on up against her when they were doing a photo shoot The masher. So this guy's not to be trusted, obviously. No they're probably pushing him around that's why it was taking so long I mean if they do this right i would guess that the Russians are going to be cleared because that's the only reason that the United States is all of a sudden pushing for this tribunal so we can blame the Russians you know what bothers me... Well they don't have evidence! They don't have the evidence! The evidence is contrary to the Russians did

1:02:34 Yes, that's the problem and they don't want that to come out. I am bothered on doing this show that the two of us have to defend constantly defend the Russians Seriously, I mean Russia today does a decent job of it but nobody pays any attention to anything anyone says and everyone's all in on this that sanctioned the Russians that screw with the Russians and in all and all Anyone can look the dates up. This all began when the Russians gave sanctuary to Snowden That's all this is about One of these days we may be dead and gone, but it'll come out. It was all about Snowden. Play the second UN tribunal on MH117. Okay that's actually the first clip but we're playing that second right? Well... Explaining Moscow's position, the Russian ambassador to the U.N said this is a criminal case and outside the U.N.'s jurisdiction

1:03:28 It was prepared behind the scenes, outside the UN Security Council and without careful consideration of the various options for a criminal investigation. Nice sound effects! My experience with tribunals on former Yugoslavia and Rwanda cannot be called positive they were lengthy expensive subject to political pressure I love this! It is difficult to explain how the events which a year ago were not deemed a threat to international peace and security have now, all of sudden become just that. The draft resolution called for the international probe into the crash to be completed as soon as possible but security analyst Charles Shoebridge says that rushing the investigation would be counterproductive

1:04:17 The investigation presumably is acting with due diligence. It doesn't want to be rushed into finding its conclusions, only for more evidence to emerge later that may have to contradict those conclusions. And so therefore one imagines that if there is any concern that the investigation isn't proceeding diligently and efficiently, that there are better ways rather than publicly criticizing it in this way than to exert pressure on it. Certainly, nobody wants a rushed solution or conclusion that then turns out to be defective and can be challenged further down the line. I've got to tell you... The majority of the passengers were Dutch. And the Dutch, I follow the press! I read the language and see what's going on. This is now more than a year past the event

1:04:59 And the Dutch have been promised full transparency, the bottom stone will be overturned. We'll figure this all out and it's not happening! The Dutch are just like... okay? Alright then! Yeah more obvious shoot down by a Russian missile that shouldn't have been that- shouldn't be taking this long No Well they have no proof But So we want to rush it. I rushed some answer out there and so that this girl who, you have her name i think? She's cute! She is very cute she's a firecracker she's on top of story she presents very well and somehow...I don't know how she gets in there but she's in the White House or State Department

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US Sanctions on Russia, Rosneft and VEB Bank

The United States Department of the Treasury added 11 individuals and 15 companies to its sanctions list targeting Russia. The new restrictions affect subsidiaries of Rosneft and Vnesheconombank (VEB). While the State Department claims the move is tied to the Minsk peace agreements, critics argue it is a retaliatory response to Russia's UN veto and the ongoing Edward Snowden situation.

russia· sanctions· rosneft· veb bank· ukraine

1:05:47 What is her name again? Briefings. She's a very well, I guess regarded journalist so here she is...I think you have the same clip probably asking the obvious question And getting really no answer but bullcrap. Which clip is this? Well, this would be the Moscow veto sanctions. The day after Moscow vetoed the UN resolution the US imposed extra sanctions on Russia over the Ukraine crisis Washington insists that new restrictions are not related to the veto The State Department said they're linked to the full implementation of the Minsk peace agreements in eastern Ukraine. Artis Genichchikyan was at the State Department briefing. What events on the ground in Ukraine have warranted such an update? Today's action is not, there's no new sanctions this is... This is Kirby!

1:06:40 No, this is the other guy. 11 individuals were added to the list, as well as 15 Russian companies. The companies include several subsidiaries of a major Russian bank, Neshekanom Bank and Russia's oil giant, Rosneft. Both companies were already under sanctions." So we understand that this sanction upgrade does not come as response to any new events on the ground in Ukraine? Of course it is not routine, its an action of hostility. The sanctions are linked

1:07:25 aggressive policy that the United States government has been carrying out in Ukraine. Well, I had a whole different clip from her. Oh okay well then you can we go segue right into that but i was looking at this as this is an unbelievable lies Because it was obviously, the Russians threw a wrench in the work by vetoing this stupid idea. And we got mad he had to hissy fit put more sanctions on these bastards and all they've really done to us over the years because were the ones who made the Ukraine thing happen all they've done to us is grab Snowden I tell you that's it! The only other bad thing Russia has done to me personally besides grabbing Snowden Is making me eat that food that Sergine does on like the Russian Christmas

1:08:15 Oh, I've had... At the Russia house? So there's some things that are good. I mean, I like so-I understand why vodka exists! You gotta wash it down with something. Yeah, just go in and wash some of this food out. Some of that stuff is disgusting! No, I have a- Anything but pickled beets and egg and mayonnaise and herring. It's like blech! And the sweets are too sugary and they're all kind of gooey. But I love the vodka! Well, big deal here is uh.. Some of the best vodkas made in the United States by the way And I would recommend to vodka drinkers, at least try Reign. Okay. Reign...make it Reign! Reign is a fantastic product made by Sazerac which is a rye and whiskey maker and they make a vodka that I think is just up there with us really inexpensive but anyway go on. So I don't know if this is the same RT girl but your question's about Syria

CHAPTER 18 / 39 Discussion

US-Turkey Buffer Zone, Syrian Rebel Support

The United States and Turkey have reached an agreement to establish a "buffer zone" in northern Syria, ostensibly to combat ISIS. However, boots-on-the-ground analysis suggests the move is intended to suppress Syrian Kurds and provide air cover for anti-Assad rebels like Jaish al-Fatah. The strategy involves using rebel attacks to provoke the Syrian Army, justifying U.S. airstrikes and the creation of a de facto no-fly zone.

turkey· syria· kurds· jaish al-fatah· no-fly zone

1:09:11 And specifically she's going to ask about, she hounds the guy so that I just thought it was kind of cute to play that. About the authority to do what we're doing which is protecting the rebels who are trying to kill ISIS in Syria or something like that and it...it is And I think we made a mistake. The no-fly zone is not there just yet, but it is going to happen... Well listen to the clip and then I'll explain what the no fly zone and how its going to be implemented. I'm sorry but this is a major shift in policy It's one thing to go after ISIS, it's something else to attack forces that threaten the forces that go after ISIS

1:09:51 Do you have congressional approval for that? Are you going to seek congressional approval for that, under what authorization are you doing that. Whatever steps we took would be in close consultation with Congress I'm sorry but why do you think you don't need a UN Security Council decision on this Was it why we think we need one You don't need one We're obviously in close consultations with the US security council Syria is a very complex situation. I've said this multiple times, we want to see ultimately a political solution to the situation in Syria. We've been very clear about that. In fact, the Secretary just met with both the Saudi foreign minister as well as the Russian foreign minister in Doha yesterday

1:10:37 And they talked about Syria and how to resolve the situation there. Let me finish, so we're clearly committed to working through the UN to bring about a political solution via the Geneva communique to the situation in Syria. All we're talking about- The United States is not a signatory on that, just as an aside. About right here is the fact that we would take defensive actions as needed to protect these forces that are fighting ISIL on the ground in northern Syria. But you don't have a UN Security Council approval? You don't have congressional approval for that under what basis or is the administration acting in this case?

1:11:19 Again, we're working with Congress on all these issues in close consultation with them. Yeah no yeah no but we have a boots on the ground in Syria in Damascus sub-70 who I've read his emails before and I'm confident he is the real deal. He...I think it was attending university there but that's become somewhat sketchy under Under the current circumstances. I'll just read his little note verbatim, it's about the no-fly zone It's about what's going on right now And and I think it's well worth that because only the No Agenda show can bring you this type of boots on the ground analysis That is not filtered in the morning Adam & John first of all congratulations on your Hall of Fame award Of course thank you In the last show you said there's now a no fly zone in northern Syria There's not such a thing just yet

1:12:05 The thing to notice is the sudden agreement between Turkey and the US overnight, and the change in United States policy from supporting the Kurds to smashing them. Most likely because Syrian Kurds support the Syrian regime and the U.S want anti-Assad replacement for them in the north. Now we know this to be true that the Kurds are in northern Syria. In order to prepare for the creation of a buffer zone, which the Kurds of course would not allow. All this is happening within days from the first US air raid in Syria to defend quote Pentagon trained rebels let me tell you something about these rebels the new name is Jaish al-Fatah so we should be able look I know it's not a catchy name but I don't know who what uh... you know this is not

1:12:53 an Omnicom company that came up with this, Jaish al-Fattah. But it consists of Jabhat al-Nusra in northern Syria, Arar Al-Sham and the remaining fragments of the Free Syrian Army. Sure they'll be fighting ISIS he says Here's how the no-fly zone is going to work. The rebels, quote unquote will attack the Syrian army then we wait for the Syrian army to respond then we attack the Syrian Army from the air and establish a no fly zone so that seems to be the playbook here

CHAPTER 19 / 39 Discussion

Richard Engel, Incirlik Air Base Operations

NBC News correspondent Richard Engel reported on the increased use of Incirlik Air Base in Turkey for U.S. fighter jets. The shift from Persian Gulf operations is presented as a way to put ISIS targets in closer range. However, tracking data for the USS Theodore Roosevelt suggests that aircraft carriers were already positioned in the region, leading to questions about the media's framing of the base's strategic necessity.

richard engel· nbc news· incirlik air base· turkey· uss theodore roosevelt

1:13:30 The no-fly zone even though the American public's been led to believe is to keep the Isis Air Force Which doesn't exist? Flying Toyotas from flying around there. It's actually to keep the Syrian Air Force from getting into that Exactly. Oh, yeah that would actually make sense not you think about it's a logical thing Mm-hmm and while we're on that just Staying with that hmm I have a backup clip okay That kind of fits into this all right This is the I this is a very interesting clip because this involves Richard and oh the liar The liar made Russia the Russians look bad by pretending During the Sochi Olympics, and he wasn't even so she was in Moscow that The minute he turned on his wasn't cell phone or laptop that it was hacked immediately By the Russian's lying sack Russia who has been Engel who has received many

1:14:23 journalistic awards. Alright, well here's Engel reporting on ISIS and Turkey. It is a long report but it has got piece of information in there that is really head-scratcher. And her head is gone! Paul the potential game changer in the war against ISIS The ability to launch US and allied air strikes fighter jets not just unmanned drones from bases a lot closer to ISIS positions and could start very soon Our chief foreign correspondent Richard Engel has more

1:15:03 The US-led air war against ISIS is about to get a lot more intense, with US fighter jets soon able to take off from a key air base much closer to the fight. NBC News has learned that Incirlik Air Base in southern Turkey should be ready in two to three weeks A major ramp-up is now underway with weapons, ammunition and communications equipment on their way including a midair refueling system and critically search and rescue capability for pilots in distress. It's a new phase of cooperation with Turkey and US officials say it could transform the air war against ISIS

1:15:46 For a year, the U.S has flown missions against ISIS from the Persian Gulf hundreds of miles away. Incirlik and other bases in Turkey are far closer putting ISIS targets in the crosshairs. Towns like Raqqa and Jarabulus which sits so close to the Turkish border today you can see both the Isis flag and the Turkish flag just stones throw apart After turning a blind eye to ISIS, Turkey is now finally reinforcing its border. Bringing in extra troops digging trenches even erecting berms the military here is clearly preparing for a fight What's a berm?

1:16:26 I don't know, Burma's like a hill. And if ISIS retaliates against Turkey's new cooperation with the US it is a fight they're likely to get Richard Engel NBC News on the Turkish WLIE Yeah nice Well I was listening to this going what is wrong with this report? Well we got our foothold in Turkey which I think was some sort of goal Right and so whatever happened that predates that was probably a scam And then I realized, what is this point of flying from the Persian Gulf? If you were in the Mediterranean, you'd be closer than you would be at that base. You could be 40 miles away from these targets... Yeah why aren't they flying from Jordan? Well they could do that too but I'm talking about the aircraft carrier itself. It couldn't be closer than anything

1:17:22 But it's sitting over there in the Persian Gulf, and what we're talking about I found a great website for people. Look up...it's just a Google search. Oh yes! Aircraft carrier location. It's a Japanese site that I think is an espionage site. It has got every location of every aircraft carrier. Theodore Roosevelt is the one he was talking about, and that has been in the Persian Gulf since. Looks like April, maybe. It was first it was with the relief to Carl Vinson and then at the Gulf of Oman and moved to the Persian Gulf in April And then it went to the Strait of Hormuz as North Arabian Sea transited the Gulf of Hormuz Went to the Persian Gulf right been sitting outside of Bahrain in port Spending a lot of time there Then I moved over to the United Arab Emirates Jebel Ali

1:18:07 And now it's in back to Bahrain partying. So, yeah. Woo! So they're sending their stuff from there... This is just this whole thing is just the media is feeding us lies." Well they don't even understand they can't even point to Kurdish to the Kurds on the map and we discussed the buffer zone that Turkey is completely complicit in this And ultimately, it's just a way to create a reason that has the right optics for us to bomb the crap out of Assad and Syria so we can take over that region. So we're trying to...of course Russia and Iran both have a stake in that in Syria. The Iranians? We've got our deal with them I think we're going to be okay but then over on the Russian side we've gotta make Russia look like bigger A-holes! Just keep going at

CHAPTER 20 / 39 Discussion

Edward Snowden, Russian Asylum and PR Strategy

The hosts discuss the ongoing presence of Edward Snowden in Russia and the diplomatic leverage it provides Vladimir Putin. They speculate on the potential PR impact if Putin were to extradite Snowden or if Snowden were to move to a country like Ecuador. The conversation touches on the "spycraft" required for Snowden to leave Russia undetected.

edward snowden· vladimir putin· russia· asylum· extradition

1:18:56 Eventually people will just say, yeah man we should maybe even bomb Russia. Preemptive strike! Go for it! Yeah that's the kind of mania that is created for one reason only... Here is it! Snowden! BOOTAAAAAN!!! Yeah, Snowden why don't they just give him back? Put him on a plane and... I don't know why we just don't give him some sort of, you know, because he won't get a fair trial. That's the problem. Just think about the PR value if Vladimir put Snowden on a plane in handcuffs and a hood over his head to make it even better so it wouldn't have to be him and flew to Newark Liberty Airport and said here you go open up the door kick the fucker out Get the bitch out! Wouldn't that would be the biggest PR move ever?

1:19:49 And then Putin go, now what? Now what do you want to do? Am I a good guy or what?" Well the problem is he's not going to do that. He has got to get him out of Russia though. He knows this is a problem because he wanted to go to Ecuador. Find a way sneak in... The Russians have spy craft going on! Grow a beard! Buff up a little bit, dye your hair blonde get a phony passport and go to Ecuador. Get him out of Russia! And fix the nose pad on your glasses that's a tell it's a giveaway you gotta stop doing that No they're not doing anything so the whole thing you know this is its ruining the world well there were gonna kill end up killing us all

CHAPTER 21 / 39 Discussion

Ibrahim Al-Asiri, Al-Qaeda Underwear Bomb Rumors

Reports suggest that Al-Qaeda bomb maker Ibrahim Al-Asiri has "blown his cover" by writing an article disputing an Al Jazeera documentary. Intelligence officials claim Al-Asiri is developing a "new generation" of underwear bombs and surgically implanted explosives. The hosts mock the sensationalist nature of the reporting, particularly CNN's coverage of the "most hunted man on earth."

ibrahim al-asiri· aqap· underwear bomb· cnn· terrorism

1:20:33 Really? So... so I uh... We're all gonna die! Sorry. All gonna die, yeah. I have a couple of clips if you want to listen to something a little different Well but i wanted to finish with one uh... One clip. Finish because I gotta... Yeah this is just from the caliphate files The master bomber The Al Qaeda master bomber has apparently blown his cover I think this all comes to us... How do you blow your cover in this business? Ah, well. This comes to us obviously from the site intelligence group with the only people who seem to have all of the beheading videos and they have everything and their private group you can't just go to their website and get information because you'd have to pay for it And they are paid by the Pentagon to deliver these

1:21:25 very coincidental videos and so-called jihadist websites, and they never have a link to the jihadists website. But the master bomb maker blew his cover! He's known to operate in the shadows... In the shadows... A master bomb maker... Master bomb maker... On the run... But Ibrahim Al Asiri seems to have broken his cover to write an article he disputes an al Jazeera documentary which alleged that Al Asiri group Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, sometimes colluded with a former Yemeni president. Quote are all of us spies? Wrote a person believed to be al-Asiri. Analysts say al Asiri may have just let his ego get the best of him and is taking a huge risk He thinks that he needs this sort of... These are all consultants who will be talking All consultants for different think tanks Correct The record here but quite extraordinary that he's doing this given he's basically the most hunted man on earth Oh really

1:22:18 Is he still the most hunted man on earth? The master bomb maker. I didn't know he was the most hunted man ever! Well, Al-Asiri's got a US bounty on his head of up to 5 million dollars. A U.S counterterrorism official tells... Hold on a second How does UPTO work That's a good question. This is rewards for justice? It might be, but how does it up to? If you only deliver a leg then maybe you get 1 million? That just makes no sense. You just give his head and its 2 and half million? Extraordinary that he's doing this given that he basically the most hunted man on on Earth.

1:23:13 And then this is blowing his cover because they'll be able to backtrack the couriers who delivered the parchment To him or something like that. Woo dick Tracy anything that could take a la Syria He's believed to have masterminded the 2009 supposed to believe this crap, but it gets better I'm playing this for its PR value Yes, we're supposed to believe that. That's the setup now let's listen to where was so the setup is most hunted man most wanted man dead or alive $5 million he has a bromance with the new top guy at AQ incorporated And we have to be afraid because of this.

1:24:05 And analysts say, I have to dispute this almost succeeded. The printers didn't blow up No and the bomb in the guy's crotch didn't go! No he singed his nuts that's about it He's learned from his mistakes It is a safe assumption that Asiri is still working to devise a device That will make it through US or Western security protocols Security protocols More sophisticated than devices that he has developed before New generation of underwear devices New generation a new generation of underwear devices. Let's listen to it. Gen 2, V2 developed before new generation of underwear devices

1:24:53 What could that entail? A new generation of underwear devices. I could probably use a new generation of underwear device. More sophisticated than devices that he's developed before, New Generation Of Underwear Devices, Shoe Bomb Devices... Shoe bomb devices! Even intelligence suggesting the group is looking into surgically implanting explosives Now there's that meme again We have heard this for so many years But he backs it up. Into human terrorist operatives He's tried a version of that before In 2009, al-Asiri placed a bomb inside the body of his own brother who tried to assassinate Saudi Arabia's counter terror chief The bomb killed Al Asiri's brother The Saudi official survived

1:25:37 The attack made Ibrahim al-Assiri something of a legend in jihadist circles, and him going public could be a strategy from AQAP to compete with ISIS for recruits. Now we're competing! So far the Islamic State is still winning this. AQAP is behind. They don't produce as much information and they don't have the same type of network on Twitter. And therefore possibly putting a figure like Assiri out there is a way for them to get more buzz They need more buzz. They need a social media consultant, they need somebody who can help them with the buzz! They're not going viral! Unbelievable... I have audio from the brother- Who come? What show was this from?! I think it was CNN Oh man! Yeah This is dreadful! I have audio of him implanting the explosive device into his brother No okay... It's gone down!

CHAPTER 22 / 39 Discussion

Sexist Air Conditioning, Dutch Thermal Comfort Study

A study published in the journal Nature Climate Change suggests that office building temperatures are biased toward men's metabolic rates. Sky News and other outlets have framed the issue as "sexist air conditioning," arguing that women are forced to wear "emergency cardigans" in freezing offices. The hosts criticize the media's portrayal of the story as a "war on men" and a distraction from more pressing issues.

air conditioning· sexism· nature climate change· thermal comfort· sky news

1:26:35 Okay, you got me. That's what we call a very funny call back everybody. Okay war on men it's time to discuss this because it is out of control and again I'm all for the partnership model. I think the idea that we're not going to place women up above men is exactly the wrong thing to do because women can be just as shitty as men believe me and there are two Two clips I have to play. The first one, and...I pegged this two shows ago about this sexist air conditioning thing and this is too... No! I got a clip. But I have a clip too. I'll play my clip first because this is from Sky News just to hear women having a conversation about this now This is a Dutch study And as far as I can tell these researchers

1:27:29 They don't appear to be corrupt. I can get their actual paper because it costs $125, so I only have an excerpt and I have a link in the show notes if anyone has a password or an account on that particular website where you can get these types of studies which I find sketchy that's not released publicly but okay... And one of the guys has just done a lot of work on how—I mean, I don't understand it! I don't know how this could be true Apparently, women have a lower body temperature than men. That makes no sense to me! Isn't it 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit? Isn't that across the board for men and women? Actually in Britain it's higher than it is here...and it varies a lot Oh really?! Between men and women?

1:28:12 Well, not between men and women that I know of. I know it varies in culture...culturally varies. Okay but they're saying that women across the board... And maybe it does vary a little bit but my...let's stop right here before we go on any further and I believe there is something going on because this stories are showing up too much too frequently and how long has this been going on? It's train or some air conditioning somebody behind this then as a public relations thing well I have never noticed ever, that women are moaning and groaning about how cold it is in an office especially when they set the temperature to 74. That's like too hot for me!

1:28:51 Well, and remember a few years ago when oh set your home thermometer to 69. Yes Oh 69 is the temperature you want because it saves energy And now we're talking about 74 and 72 in these high temperatures and women are going. Oh god I'm freezing to death because it's 74 here's what I'm seeing this is bull crap So first I'm gonna play this clip from these two women they're both news models on Sky News, but the way they are talking about this is in my mind completely sexist and completely not okay. And whenever you can turn something around and replace woman with man white with black whatever it is

1:29:35 And then all of a sudden it hits some nerve, then it is sexist bigotous racist etc. Even though its reversed It's still sexism There I was thinking that just me had the problem but turns out the air conditioning is sexist Yeah exactly Now remember what she says The air conditioning is sexist I think you know one of the biggest problems Is that often in offices it is men who control temperatures You know thats something I found Horrible men control temperature I

1:30:18 light-hearted issue but actually it's really uncomfortable being freezing at your desk every day. Honestly I think so many women listening now are going to just be nodding their heads thinking yes that is exactly my reality. It's my reality! We joke at work that we actually can't dress fashionably anymore for summer because They can't dress fashionably. You actually just can't go in sandals you can't get into some address You can't go in sandals or a summer dress is you're gonna have to put on the jumper with the emergency cardigan The emergency card again, that's a product John write it down product products are no agenda emergency cardigan So yeah, it is quite frustrating especially when you then go out on your lunch break or your commute home and you're absolutely boiling outside. And I think there was a bit of a problem when it's warmer outside than it is inside your office. So what's the solution then? Because we can't have men overheating in the offices can we? Yeah you know

1:31:10 just Lower and not just say but all the men are fine. You know now there is actually proof that this is this is actually a I think considerations into account and you know what maybe they could be more flexibility with men having to wear suits in some offices And they can come in in T shirts or whatever they need to be the right So here's what I hear two things on you to say about this one But I recommend all men go to work in sandals in a summer dress because that would let's see how it lets Let's see if it's true

CHAPTER 23 / 39 Discussion

NBC Temperature Debate, Google Nest Marketing

NBC's Jenna Wolff reported on the "Cold War" in offices, citing an outdated 1960s model for thermostat settings based on a 154-pound man. The segment featured images of "gay couture" short-sleeved blazers as a potential solution for men. The hosts suggest the sudden influx of these stories may be a coordinated PR effort by companies like Google Nest to sell smart thermostats.

nbc news· jenna wolff· google nest· thermostats· metabolism

1:31:50 And two, every article I see either has placed by the editorial team or by an ad. I'm seeing the Nest. Oh, the thermometer? I'm seeing the Google Nest. Google owns that now. Yes. That's a thermostat not a thermometer...thermostat and whether they're playing into it well obviously someone is playing into with these ads popping up but pay attention to it. This going on air okay Pay attention to it I'd like that. I'm looking for that now, but let's listen to NBC. Now this has been on every network but i've been always recording the NBC version and they had a kind of a real sexist thing at the end uh and I'll try to explain what the visuals were But this is the clip is the continuing propaganda on this bullcrap

1:32:40 And play finally tonight an answer to one of the great mysteries of our time have you wondered? Pyramids how did they do it how did the pyramids get built why do women often find that temperature at work so much colder than men Do it's part of a battle of the sexes that comes up in our own our own offices and apparently goes back decades. Here's NBC's Jenna Wolff. For all the progress we've made over the years in bridging the gender gap, there is still a glaring difference between men and women over one thing, the temperature. More women complain about the temperature in my office than the man for the most part he says it's hot she says it's cold and not just sort of cold you are wearing a sweater yes inside the office correct why is that because it feels like February it's absolutely freezing it is this summer and I'm wearing a fake fur blanket

1:33:34 The great temperature debate has fueled office politics. Women seem to be more comfortable at something like 75 degrees Fahrenheit, whereas men tend to be more comfortable around 70 degrees. Because it's just so cold in the office some people say they come outside just a warm up It's a Cold War that's been going on for years until now because a new study shows that the temperatures in most office buildings are determined by an average by an outdated model developed in the 1960s and based on the metabolism of a 154 pound 40 year old man. Fast forward more than 50 years with half of the workforce comprised of women, those thermostats still haven't budged. Sometimes there's some shivering going on. I actually feel just right, just right. So as it turns out women have been right all along it is actually cold in here! It could be 100 degrees outside and it feels like the North Pole in here

1:34:28 And maybe the solution is as simple as a fashion statement. If men and women would just dress for the season, and yes that's a short-sleeved blazer everyone would be happy. Jenna Wolf NBC News New York I want to say something here they showed they showed an outrageous series of pictures of what can only be described as gay couture Short-sleeved blazers, short-sleeved pants. Dress pants that are just below the knees with no socks and shoes More ways to humiliate men! Yes this was a humiliation article with a humiliating ending performed by a humiliation tress This woman who gave the report How about asking some women in the office who don't mind the temperature? 75 degrees is too hot

1:35:22 for any office to be...it's just ridiculous, especially when all these years we've been told 69, go to 69. It saves energy and at 69 it takes a while to get used to it. The other thing is since we have houses in both Washington State and California my daughter, my son everybody goes back and forth there every so often and you get used to whatever temperature your're in if its something..my wife! If it was up to her Hot, hot house? Try 60 degrees! She just assumed that we had ice cubes forming on our bodies. Well now that she has been elected to become a representative in the race... She won the primary. She won a primary in Port Angeles? Yeah

1:36:06 And so she can set a rule that all men must wear dresses to work. This is what the NBC thing was hinting at, and meanwhile again there has to be one woman in the office that says the temperature at 72 or whatever it's said is fine I'm sure they're there. Not all women wear sundresses... And all those women they showed were just there to carp and complain, right? Does anybody here-I can just see it you go in there with a news crew does anybody here want to complain about the temperatures of an office? Pick me pick me! Yeah i'll do it uh well could you have a sweater or anything you put on? And by the way why can't women dress in professional attire

1:36:47 Yeah, why do they have to be wearing fashion...skinny patches showing their arms? Why can't they just wear a suit like a Hillary Clinton pantsuit. Well, pantsuit is out but there's warm wool. Let me know how close you can wear it. So this is whatever the outcome is I'm seeing a lot of nest advertisements that could be worn. It might be nest but if I... There's too much whoever's the PR people for that operation is a genius to pull this off well let's see if it comes home But what was the tie-in and why would you buy in Nest Because the nest knows how to regulate it for you, like some artificial intelligence blah blah blah.

1:37:23 By the way, that little piece that was in an NBC piece where it said oh this is from something in the 60s. It was modeled after a 140 pound 40 year old man. That's bullcrap! What is that? War on men. Show me that document. That is not in the study as far as I know. Show me the document they cited. I'd like to see it. It's bull crap. They're just lying to us. This is from nature dot com and you cannot get it Wait a minute, there's supplementary information. Let me see if this file has anything in it What is this? Well you're digging that but you can play... But they have here the what? Play this look at this mini clip where is the media Is it about this just play it wait a minute I can play these back-to-back This is good. I'd like to see what you've done here hold on a second So where is the media Wow John you're getting really good at these

1:38:16 at these little... Iso's. These little iso's, yeah. Where is the media? Humanity is going interstellar! Now that where's the media who you think that is let me listen to it again hold on sorry no I'm gonna listen to it again Where is the media?! That sounds like it's an MSNBC guy You'll never guess Okay, I give up then. Yeah you might as well it's Glenn Beck Oh he doesn't sound like Glenn Beck at all nope He does a shouting guy that is not bad It's pretty good i like his shit Glenn Beck shouting guy yeah that's decent okay so we have been noticing this war on men going on for awhile and it is sexist it is not okay I disagree with it if I was working in an office I'm telling you I would be wearing dresses

CHAPTER 24 / 39 Discussion

Lenny Kravitz Wardrobe Malfunction, Today Show Reaction

The Today Show covered a viral incident where Lenny Kravitz's leather pants ripped during a performance in Stockholm, exposing his genitals. The hosts compare the lighthearted media reaction to the Kravitz incident with the potential outrage if a female celebrity like Taylor Swift had suffered a similar malfunction. They criticize Al Roker and the Today Show crew for their "sexist" and unprofessional commentary.

lenny kravitz· today show· al roker· wardrobe malfunction· sexism

1:39:11 with sandals. Sandals, I mean that's hot by the way to dress with your sandals no high heels now you're talking okay Now i want to play a it's a little long but you have to listen to the whole thing because it is so unbelievable that this passes that this is allowed to be stated on on a mainstream network This is The Today Show And this is about Lenny Kravitz's dick popping out of his pants. This is penis gate, you've heard of this? Yeah, I have heard of it. I never did much looking into it well It's pretty funny and there's a there's a gif out there that I Retweeted which you can probably look at my timeline or retweeted? It's part of my second tweet on the timeline then it's just a loop of his above a schlong popping out Really it's funny you got to look at is really for guys don't like that

1:40:06 Yeah, but listen to this now. All you have to do when this woman I forget her name from the Today Show when she says You know guys? Just think girls and girls think guys just replace it and you'll hear how incredibly not okay This is and it's just laughed off by that asshole Al Roker who you will hear in this clip as all he's always trying To trump over people then kill other people's punchlines and be funnier And he's just an annoying prick He's a friend of the show show. He's Al Roker's cousin, that's a true fact! That's even worse Lenny Kravitz is Al Roker's cousin? Wow...that's the big takeaway from this shit clip. That is also Lenny Kravitz' song Fly Away one of the best in a tribute to his fly away literally going away The rocker is trending all over social media after he introduced Stockholm

1:40:58 new front side of himself. Kravitz was jamming on his guitar to a song American woman when he did squat and then his leather pants just ripped right open the jaws of life couldn't put these things back together and Lenny was commando exposing his manhood. Lenny did tweet about the incident last night creating another brief for morning TV hashtag Hashtag bleep gate attaching a hilarious text from Steven Tyler part saying you never showed me that the rest we can't say on morning TV. Okay, because that would be offensive now I just want to turn this around let's say Taylor Swift uh this happened to her and her pants rip open and there is her vagina for full view will we be doing this report? Boy! And there was her vag- I mean her female parts were all out

1:41:50 So, ladies and gentlemen at home. I have said if that happened to me... Yes? ...I would be in a fetal position at home crying. Men apparently see this differently Oh, right. Men see it differently then it's okay to laugh about if it happens to a man but if it happens to woman... Is it embarrassing? It depends on what falls out then you might be embarrassed I can just hear the conversation well depends as you have big labia and if that's all flappy who the hell wants to see that We're okay with that. Mr. Geist? That's exactly correct as a journalist I reviewed the footage very carefully. Gentlemen, in the... You hear Al Roker is an asshole trying to be funny. A show of hands who is okay with it? Okay, we can just see this different.

1:42:43 If there's something that you don't want the world to see, that you're embarrassed of then it's a terrible day. But if you're doing okay You're okay! It's a good day I mean if your vag looks nice and shaven you're okay Yes Or if there is jewelry involved or if its pierced! There was in this case Here comes... I have to say I felt guilty and I did say a little prayer but I looked at it multiple times I looked at Taylor Swift vagina multiple times come on people Women, you should be ashamed of this person...this woman. This is not okay by any means! I agree 100% with this You can play the pet peeve thing if you want Yeah, she'll probably do that So the next time you hear women joking about it If you say oh that's really funny so next time you know i see a camel toe Look at that camel toe and you're gonna like it? It's gonna be funny

CHAPTER 25 / 39 Discussion

San Francisco Bicycle Advocacy, Idaho Stop Law

Bicycle advocate Morgan Fitzgibbons argued on KQED that cyclists should be legally allowed to treat stop signs as yield signs, similar to the "Idaho Stop" law. Critics in San Francisco contend that cyclists already ignore traffic laws and that formalizing this behavior would worsen relations with motorists. The discussion highlights the tension between urban infrastructure changes and traditional driving culture.

san francisco· bicycles· morgan fitzgibbons· idaho stop· traffic laws

1:43:46 No. You're despicable! I'm angry about this. Yeah, I got that part Okay now can i make you angry? Uh...you can try This is from KQED This is one of our producers found this and put this together The three parter This is about bicycles in the San Francisco Bay Area Now they uh some guy from some group Some bicycle advocacy group It has an idea... Move to Holland. ...it has an idea that would solve, solve all the problems. Morgan Fitzgibbons I want to start with you. You've been quoted as saying that the requirement for cyclists to come to full stops at stop signs is absurd. Why is it absurd? Well, it's absurd because uh, it's not required for the safety of a bicyclist. A bicyclist is a different beast than a 3000 pound car.

1:44:40 It can stop much more easily is much more maneuverable and as much less dangerous to actually if it actually a collision actually occurred so The actual reality is that? That's what bicyclists are already doing 95% of cyclists are already treating Stop signs as yield signs, and it's perfectly safe in our city So the thinking is since every bicyclist already ignores stop signs, why not just make it legal for bicyclists to ignore stop signs and just use them as a casual yield warning? Because it works so well in Idaho. Here you have a cyclist Morgan Fitzgibbons who says that Cyclists should stop, come to full stop Sure there are there are handful of percentage of cyclists out there who do believe that cyclists should follow the rules of the road I mean why? I can't imagine! They're called vehicular cyclists It's a very small percentage and there is no place in America or around the world where the prevailing culture Of cyclists is to stop at a stop sign as a rule

1:45:40 That's just simply not how it's done, and we should follow Idaho and actually legalize the behavior of bicyclists. Ah! Because Idaho is just like Northern California apparently? Now in Holland or Amsterdam where there are thousands and thousands... so many bicyclists has become a parking issue with the city They have these little things, there's little roads for themselves. It's called a bike path yeah? Yeah bike path but you know there are hundreds of people on it and it is not like here where for example there was place in Berkeley Marin Drive which was a nice four lane road up and down Marin which is good thoroughfare they changed to one two lane road and put a bicycle thing on their and I could go down right now with the camera set it

1:46:26 time frame, time lapse and let it go for 24 hours. There will be no bicycles on this thing! Maybe one... So they've inconvenienced us so here's what we got we've got bicycles inconveniencing the motorists which is really what were raised as motorist because this is our culture our culture is driving cars in which I guess horses before that has never been about bicycles even motorcycles has not been about but we're trying to shoehorn The style of a couple of European cities, you don't see that many bicycles. And let me tell you in Amsterdam... Amsterdam's the number one? They do ignore the...they have stoplights actually on these bike paths. Yeah. They are ignored but they are ignored at their own peril. You see people stopped at the red light all the time

1:47:19 And we also have hundreds of years of culture. But what happens if you're going through a red light and the car's on its way, you're gonna get honked at and threatened. It's just like New York City. You are not supposed to jaywalk, you are not supposed to cross the street when it says little red guy stand still. If you do then you have a chance that a cab or Uber driver or truck will...I used Because it messes up traffic. I'd accelerate and just lean on the horn You know your horn is good people to pay attention last clip Do you think that bicyclists may have an image problem sure it absolutely? I mean, it's really amazing. You know I mentioned all the destruction that we see every day on our streets from automobiles But we're here talking about bikes And I tried to figure out why that is there's been some studies and it's interesting the number one Problem that people have with bicyclists Is that they get upset that they don't stop at stop signs if we could change that

1:48:19 Overnight relations would improve dramatically. DOOSHBAG! Relations would improve, NO! These A-hole bicyclists in San Francisco... San Francisco's not bad enough with all the construction going on because they're building this terminal which is gonna have underground routing for the high speed rail So the whole town and they're fixing, it's just a mess. Now so you have these bicyclists that don't pay attention to anything! They go through lights, they go zigzagging, they go up and down the wrong way... It's just outrageous And there is always somebody like oh some poor bicyclist got hit They are getting hit all of time Never mind I didn't want to get into it I thought was good little piece

CHAPTER 26 / 39 Discussion

Greta Van Susteren, Fox News Debate Coverage

Fox News host Greta Van Susteren appeared to struggle with her delivery during a segment previewing the Republican presidential debate. She repeatedly mispronounced "candidates" and incorrectly identified Carly Fiorina as the former CEO of "HPO" instead of HP. The hosts analyze the clips for signs of fatigue or intoxication, noting the "Hatfields and McCoys" divide in Washington.

greta van susteren· fox news· carly fiorina· presidential debate· gaffe

1:49:09 Yeah, that'd be something they play on the network. Enjoy that! So I have Greta Van Susteren't. Susterent? Suss-teren't. Suss-teren's... suss-steren, I think. Drunk No Absolutely. Now, in clip one...the last clip which is the clip three it says less noticeable but she and there's different people that are drunk have a different way of presenting A lot of men and I think Diane Soarer and others kind of slur a little bit It's just a little She already has a little bit of a speech impediment though Well she does but this is from drinking

1:49:47 because i've never seen her talk so fast. She's one of the... I have had a little bit to drink, and I'm going to talk real fast that no one will notice. One of those... yeah that never turns out well does it? No, it never does. And here she is trying to say the word candidate And she tries to say it a couple of times and she fails on both times. And she also, I think has another error in here that I have to remember when I hear it. Debate night on Fox is just hours away one of those presidential canots going down the record in moments but first all the candidates ready to fire on all cylinders. Canots!

1:50:29 Let me hear that again. Oh man, that's great! Debate night on Fox is just hours away one of those presidential candidates going down the record in moments but first all the candidates ready to fire on all cylinders Maybe she's on coke? No. No? Just drunk? Now she introduces Carly Fiorina who apparently was the ex-CEO of HPO 2016 presidential candidates kicking off that 5 p.m.. Eastern debate is former HBO CEO Carly Fiorina She's here to go on the record nice to see you, Carly Tell me there's a kicker to this no there's no kicker There's just more of this well give me another one heres the funny thing listen to this again and

1:51:15 She says CPO Carly Fiorina, he's ready to go on the record. 2016 presidential candidates kicking off that 5pm Eastern debate is former HPO CEO Carly Fiorina she's here to go on the record nice to see you Carly. Alright screw it I'll give it to ya now. Oh, man. She's plastered! Yeah. He is fabulous. CPO, CPO, he's ready to talk. This third one has more of it? No the third one only has one thing she's trying to get her basis in and she... It it's very subtle but it's kind of funny All right you mentioned bureaucracy that you know bureaucracy here in Washington is the way the bureaucracy But we also have enormous divide

1:52:03 I mean, it's like the Hatfields and the McCoys. And so nothing gets done. Do you see yourself as any sort of unique ability or something? Not to agree with your political opponent but somehow get people on the same page to have a common goal. Can you do that?" Oh my goodness! She is over this. She is just completely... I have a call out to producers Call out to producers. We need an updated version of this We need an updated version for Greta Van Zandt Please update that because she'll be fun to watch if this is not the first time she'll be placid more now I think she's finally fed up

CHAPTER 27 / 39 Discussion

Rosie O'Donnell, Greta Van Susteren Friendship

A past interview with Rosie O'Donnell revealed her friendship with Greta Van Susteren and her confusion over Van Susteren's career at Fox News. O'Donnell claimed that Van Susteren acknowledged the financial benefits of her position despite having more liberal personal views. The hosts discuss the professional motivations of media personalities who work for outlets that conflict with their perceived ideologies.

rosie o'donnell· greta van susteren· fox news· liberal· career

1:52:43 This is good. I remember this was a couple two three maybe longer years ago when after Rosie O'Donnell had come in and out of her fame When she tried to do the Broadway play, I believe and someone was interviewing her and apparently one of our best friends as Greta Greta van Susteren and Who is a lesbian? Greta's a lesbian? Yes. Oh! If you listen to Rosie, I would assume you know it and so she went on of it She says she had a talk with her said why are you working for Fox they're against everything that you stand for

1:53:22 She might be biased. She's corrupt. Whose lawyer was she again? Whose lawyer was she? She was a lawyer for someone that she turned on him, I forgot and I remember that too we should look it up again. Yeah, we'll do that. It's in one of those tell-all books and Greta said kind of shrugged her shoulders according to Rosie and said yeah you know this is good money And, but she's apparently a liberal and she got all these other supposedly. Now the other side to this story is that Greta may be a real hard ass conservative who likes to hang out with people like Rosie and pretends you know... Oh yeah? You mean Rosie O'Donnell? Yeah, Rosie O'Donnell. Ugh! Now there's a picture. Not in my mind. Them clam bumping.

CHAPTER 28 / 39 Discussion

Mile High Club, Episode 747 Donation Promotion

The hosts announce a special "Mile High Club" promotion for the upcoming Episode 747. Listeners who donate $52.80 (the number of feet in a mile) will be recognized as members of the club. They call for designers to create a commemorative badge or patch that members can display on social media or LinkedIn.

mile high club· episode 747· donations· patches· newsletter

1:54:11 I'm gonna show my support by donating to no agenda. Imagine all the people who could do that? Oh, yeah, that'd be fab! Well, we do a few extra people to thank on the show here for Show 745. By the way coming up to Show 747 and we are going to initiate it will be in the next newsletter The Mile High Club because we have to celebrate the 747 plane And how did you that? How do we do that? It's gonna be $58.40 or whatever Oh, that's feet for a mile Yeah

1:54:50 50th and it's going to be the Mile High Club. And we maybe put a web page up with people that are members because I think a lot of people, I would include myself in this have never officially become a member of the Mile High Club. I am. Yeah yeah big deal but there's a lot of people like myself who have never officially become a member for whatever reason no opportunity or who knows fear perhaps But you could now say, by donating to the NOA Agenda show and Mile High Club that you're a member of the Mile High Club. Here's what we need... We need a badge or patch

1:55:26 Well, we've always wanted to do patches. But if someone could just design it... We'll run it on the... put in the... well people can... someone can design for us and then it should be funny and then you could print it out you can embroider it you can put on your Twitter or you can put it on your blog, on your LinkedIn profile! Ha! No. There you go. But if anybody asks you, yeah I'm in the Mile High Club wink-wink unless they ask for details You're in the club and then they say how'd that happen? Uh...I donated $58.40 to The Noah Jones Show. It's 5280 I think. Oh it's 5280 I got it wrong Isn't that a mile? Is not a mile? I don't know somebody sent us some memo with it on there Well we should know how far a mile is

1:56:12 Let's see what we got here. How many feet is a mile and the answer is? 5280 5,280 foots okay well somebody sent us this suggestion which will credit him with the suggestion I thought I printed his meme I thought it was her That was a he. Oh no, it might have been her! I'll find out and get it straightened out by the time the newsletter goes up. Well you have it too? Yes you have it. You start reading and then I'll find it. Alright well let's go so we can look it up. Let's start with Clay...

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Executive Producer Credits, Listener Donation Segment

The hosts read through the list of donors and producers for Episode 745, including Clay Bassevece, David Villiou, and Baron Sander Hoogsbergen. They acknowledge various "job karma" successes and birthday requests from the "No Agenda" community. Sir Bernie Adama is upgraded to a Baronet, and several $50 donors are thanked for their support.

donations· executive producers· karma· birthdays· knights

1:56:51 Hmm, bass of each a I would think maybe or base vice BAC EVA CE But I think is best batch of each a that's it would be kind of like a bastardized Italian pronunciation in Dayton Ohio one two three four five He says for some reason. I love when people use the phrase 5x5 Do you know where this phrase comes from? Five by five is I think it's more ham radio CB radio then then ham radio Hmm, I think five by five good buddy. Yeah, I think that's it. Let me see my little thing is turned orange out of the blue Oh your processor now you're okay? You're doing okay? Your role whole Calistra in North Attleboro Massachusetts one two three four five It says his job karma went well for his wife last month who worked and she got her job back great. Ah great great great David Villiou One two three four five from parts unknown

1:58:00 D. Hawes in Egham, Surrey UK 12345 today is one two three four five day And everyone wants to say hello to his brother Alan Hawes from slough slough near Windsor right hmm John from Mississippi Hill country One two three four five and he sent a note in what do you say? He wants to call himself houses of douchebag I guess we can do that yeah no problem happy to comply Because my wife asked for a birthday call out July 22nd and I did not deliver on time. Oh... Can you add her to the birthday? Hold on a second, let me see who is this now? Sarah Frymuth Sorry? Sarah who? Sarah looks like C-O-Y-Y C-O-Y-Y huh? I don't know if that's right let me take a guess Sarah Koyyyy Sarah yeah

1:59:02 Sarah. Well, just make it Sarah in Hill Country and what's her wedding when? July 22nd Okay No age okay all right Onward D- okay we did D Hawes that was John Ben Mdouva How do you pronounce that one? I think Mdouva Bournemouth Bournemouth UK He says FFC Badger What is that? FFC Badger and to get Monation each. East, each. Yeah He wants a deducing I think we'll give it that. You've been Deduced! No we don't. Baron Sander Hoogsbergen in Zahndam Baron of the Alps. Baron of the Alps 11111 Thank you Dennis Covell in La Jolla California these are actually the 8815 thank you for celebrating my anniversary coming on 8-8

2:00:03 because we have this 8115 call, so I just added another one and we got a lot of people saying hello. Clark Pruden in La Jolla California W Door Company LTD in Lexington Kentucky go to w door and get a door did he send the picture says sent a note and a picture you've got a picture? I didn't get a picture. He did send a note that's okay. Eric put it getting sent up note in a pick Sir Craig Porter in Council Bluffs Iowa Sir Thomas Nussbaum in Virginia Beach, Virginia. Claudia Gerber in Lisbon Ohio Benjamin Garcia in La Habra California

2:00:44 Stephen or Stephanie Erosion Wakefield, Massachusetts. Dame Francine Hardaway. Yes, Dame Francine. She was doing her PayPal thing and when she paid her $88.15 all the messages came back in Chinese. Hacked! Glitch! I think it's Sir David de Roos in Zwijndrecht. David De Roos? David de Roos in Zwijndrecht! Very good, very good. He was in France for three weeks. Jason Daniel is in Dallas Texas and then down to 84-15 for Eric Wells

2:01:28 Yeah, he's got a birthday shot. Jefferson Georgia it's a delayed birthday shout out I think he is on the list William Hodge son in Palmdale California these are 8115s Thomas again Sir Thomas Nussbaum with us? The guy is all over Virginia Beach, Virginia one of each and I have a Fletcher Nusbaum yeah why not? Yeah I guess we have that somewhere don't we? Hold on He is uh...I guess he's with We have a couple actually he's with st. Nicole I Like that he's got him yeah, you've got it He's got a whole good load of her bearers or anyone going on there bears Andy Clements in trim Ireland 81 15 73 is a somebody's he got e l is an EO India three yellow Fox

2:02:26 That's exactly what I was saying. James Spann in Birmingham, Alabama 81-15 Jason Daniels in Dallas Texas 81 15 and that's the end of that John Camelot in Willow Wick Ohio 69-69 John Hamilton in Carlsbad California 69 61 Sir Rick who comes in all the time Sir Rick in Arlington Washington 69 33 Then we have a birthday girl, Sarah Frymuth. But I like her note! I'm a 24 year old grad student in Milwaukee Wisconsin working towards the master in social work so I can work with older adults who have Alzheimer's disease and other forms of dementia my boyfriend Jacob Dolman was the one to hit me a mouth almost two years ago so she was 22 it was not until this past May that I started to listen to every show and then she wants to have a happy birthday to him he was the one

2:03:25 to show me that I do not have to succumb and be a slave." And she says, "...I love you with all my heart..." Aw. Yeah it's on her boyfriend now... Oh oh i'm sorry 6789 from uh Sarah Chris in Grafton Wisconsin ah Wisconsin back-to-back random number 789 wait a minute was strange two Wisconsin donations back-to-back with the exact same amount of money Random number! At work. He needs a de-douching. Okay, we can do that... You've been de-douched Christian Seguin I think. Siguan maybe? 5323 he is in Quebec Barry Coggins $50 and 27 cents the following are all 50 dollar donors there's not that many of them

2:04:22 Brian Scazzaro in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Cory McDonald in Richfield, Minnesota. Dustin Martin in Salem, Oregon. Christopher Walker in De Pere, Wisconsin. Adam Beck in Lost Wages, Nevada. Matthew Janiszewski in Chicago, Illinois. He must be a knight by now. Mr. Mason Gill in Boogie Down Bronx There's a note from him. The only reason he has the notes is because he got this to and from, too. Sir Snifalot and yeah no. Okay, gotcha. Snifalot.

2:05:07 That was Justin Deluzio in Chatsford, Pennsylvania. Came in as a check and finally last but not least our buddy Sir Brett Farrell from Oklahoma $50 and he comes in and we could do better we have no nights today We do have an upgrade we have an upgrade from to Baron that is Sir Bernie Adama becomes a baronet. I'm sorry, no knights today. No knights. Okay well we do have birthdays and we also will have a show on Sunday and of course we will be discussing the Republican

CHAPTER 30 / 39 Discussion

Republican Debate Preview, Media Deconstruction Strategy

The hosts preview their upcoming coverage of the Republican primary debate, explaining their strategy of waiting a few days to see how the mainstream media "twists and turns" the event. They express excitement for the "losers' round" featuring candidates who didn't make the top ten. The segment concludes with a final play of the Obama Chicken Dance remix.

republican debate· donald trump· media deconstruction· sunday show· master debater

2:05:50 debate. Debate, yes the debate and some people have said why don't you delay the show until after the debates? No it's much better. We assassinate media that's what we deconstruct so it's much more fun to and I think more valuable to see how the media is going to take what he said and twist it in turn it right. So we need that time exactly a few days of of the moshing of this event, trying to figure out who the master debater is. Master baiter exactly! All right well as I said on Sunday Night Live please help us out for that we do a lot of work to bring you this spectacular product.

2:06:37 You're in my house. You're in my house, you're in my house Come on! Come on! Okay I'm just gonna wait till we get this done When you drink the booze from my house I am getting...I am getting... I'm just gonna take the somebody down Booze! Take it out! You know what's up? jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs And here we go, Sir Bernie Adamus says happy birthday to his son John who turned 33 on August 4th. The magic number! Eric Wells also on August 4th turned 48 Sarah Frymouth says happy birthday to her boyfriend Jacob Duhlman who will be 31 tomorrow Chris Grafton His son Christian turns 2 on August 28

CHAPTER 31 / 39 Discussion

Ted Cruz, Simpson Audition and Machine Gun Bacon

Republican candidate Ted Cruz participated in several viral videos produced by the Independent Journal Review, including an audition for The Simpsons and a demonstration of cooking bacon on the barrel of an AR-15. The "machine gun bacon" video drew criticism for Cruz's terminology, as the weapon used was a semi-automatic rifle. These videos are analyzed as part of a new, highly produced digital campaigning strategy.

ted cruz· the simpsons· machine gun bacon· ar-15· independent journal review

2:07:38 And he himself celebrates on the 10th and he'll be turning 30. Brian Steffens, his happy birthday with his father Captain Mike! Turning 60 this week and finally Sarah in Hill Country her birthday was on July 22nd Happy belated birthday from your buddies at The Best Podcast In The Universe! It'd be cool to be your name is Captain Mike. There was another donation note that came in that I liked you want talk about that? Yeah, sure the idea was for a certain donation level we would give you a disc jockey name Like Patty Steele. Right, I don't want to implement this until we're done with the Mile High Club. Okay, you're right it's okay but i'll hold back on that. Okay can you put it aside though so it doesn't you know end up like... Side note side note side note! You tend- you got it- don't lose things as easy as I do. Yeah okay tonight is the debate and are you familiar with this independent journal review

2:08:40 No, this is a strange website. I may have seen it It's very strange it has been has a lot of real news a lot of celebrity news in fact I got the the today show clip with that sexist bullcrap. I got it from their website as I was Evaluating and trying to figure out who are these guys they have taken just about every Interesting candidate and they've made them do crazy things but I think because Donald Trump is so outspoken and brazen, and of course endorsed by me that somehow we have to... I think there's a consultancy somewhere that maybe they're tied into independent journalist review saying we got to get the kids involved. The kids have gotta start endearing them! So I pulled a couple of these clips because i just found it to be incredible that the candidates are doing this but here's the first one this is Ted Cruz

2:09:35 Who is auditioning for the Simpsons have you seen any of this? Yes, I saw this one in particular. It's all over the place It was a big YouTube or I hadn't seen so it works up So it works hi. I'm Ted with Harry Shearer retiring. I'm auditioning for any part. I can get into Simpson Smithers release the house excellent Hi-dee-lee-ho, neighbor! Oakley doakley, neighbor. You know? One of the great exchanges between Homer and Lisa... This is pathetic. His Homer and Lisa is really bad But dad I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat animals but Lisa Animals are so delicious There's the animal we get bacon from The animal we get ham from The animal we get sausage from

2:10:27 What are they thinking? Well, you know Cruz is... this is a classic example of someone who's not funny. Yeah trying to be funny yeah Who thinks they're funny or they're trying to be funny Or maybe they're funny on the dinner table but they're not funny people So and Android Bruce in the chat room says why are we talking about this now? This is very relevant. This this is the new form of campaigning nights the debates Yes, that's why you that's what we're talking about it speaking of bacon did you see the second one no I did not see where few things I enjoy more than on weekends cooking breakfast with the family

2:11:05 Of course in Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks. So what he's doing is he has an AR-15 He's in the shooting range and he wraps a piece of bacon around the barrel And then wraps that in tin foil Cute It's produced too! It's heavily produced. Heavily edited yo Here we go There's grease coming down Alright let's see if we got some bacon

2:11:44 And then he makes the gaffe by saying machine gun bacon because it's not a machine gun. It's a semi-automatic Just creepy this creepy business everything you want to hate about a guy like that just creepy Then we have Lindsey Graham, who of course... Now was he...was Lindsey Graham did a video with him too? Yeah. He did a video his video was just... How many people did videos with these guys? Well I have two more! Okay. This is why it's interesting that this is happening to Lindsey Graham Donald Trump gave out his cell phone number so Lindsay the whole video is without

2:12:21 without him saying anything, but he's... He has a driving... A wood driver. Golf driver and he... Pretty good swing actually so he hits the... All politicians want to be present! He hits the cell phone is dropping it off of the roof. He's slamming with a cinder block and at the end It's all to this classical music Or if all else fails you can always give your number to The Donald This is for all the veterans. Right, and then he tosses the cell phone... Okay very funny. Yeah stupid! Then we have Ben Carson and Ben Carson they thought would be funny to have him play the game Operation

CHAPTER 32 / 39 Discussion

Ben Carson Operation Game, Jeb Bush Swag Store

Candidates Ben Carson and Jeb Bush also released unconventional campaign content, with Carson playing the board game "Operation" and Bush promoting his "swag store." Bush's anecdote about a t-shirt regarding his father's legacy was criticized as uninspiring. The hosts also mention the surreal appearance of Ann Coulter and Mark Cuban in the movie Sharknado 3.

ben carson· jeb bush· operation game· sharknado· campaign videos

2:13:06 You know this game yeah, hilarious Well you know I've had an opportunity to assess the patient it appears that he's in critical condition However if we take those organs out maybe we can get to a fresh start We have to be able to Assess the shapes and sizes of various things that must be my back hand even listen to it. It's so stupid So stupid Alright, we'll get to your point. Oh well the last one I have... You have to tell us who they are? I don't know who they are! The last one is Jeb Bush. Oh God. I get to the hotel like at 1030 last night and I turn up flipping around looking at the cable stations and there's this thing called Sharknado

2:13:56 And I think I see Ann Coulter as Vice President of the United States. It's kind of weird and there are sharks coming out of the sky, people are getting killed, The White House is being collapsed, Washington Monument is going down and lo and behold Mark Cuban is president of the United States! This is the strangest show I've ever seen what is going on? Then I find out this was the third version of this. Please help me give me some information about what's going on. I'm culturally illiterate apparently What is that beneficial Well, here you got to play this now. Okay? This is a this is Jeb Bush there was a New Hampshire debate and everybody joined in except Trump because he figured it was rigged and it was yeah but so Jeb Bush finishes off the show with his t-shirt anecdote which makes him sound like I'm criminally moronic guy but more

2:14:48 More often he's producing none at all. Or as when he commented on his father's legacy, pundits have found him uninspiring. In fact I got a t-shirt that says uh...at the Jeb Swag Store that says i'm the um... My dad is the greatest man alive if you don't like it I'll take ya outside Through it all he has been elbowed What? So if you don't like his dad... What was that? Dumb. I have, like um, I have a uh from the t-shirt from the Jeff Bush swag store i have a t-shirt and it says my dad is the greatest man alive and if you don't like him ill take ya out back Yeah thats hilarious! What?! I dont understand where this is coming from

CHAPTER 33 / 39 Discussion

Jeb Bush Planned Parenthood Gaffe, Media Group of America

Jeb Bush faced backlash after stating he was "not sure we need half a billion dollars for women's health issues" during a discussion on defunding Planned Parenthood. The hosts trace the production of recent Republican viral videos to the Media Group of America, founded by former political advisor Alex Skatell. They criticize the "clueless" strategy of the Republican Party's digital consulting firms.

jeb bush· planned parenthood· alex skatell· media group of america· gaffe

2:15:39 And then he did that other thing which is makes him look like a complete idiot. What's that? The one you just played! Oh, because you have another one I see... This is kind of annoying me. This wasn't a bad thing, this is Bush... Yeah play the Jeb Bush gaffe and I can deconstruct it because Hillary jumped all over this because he's worse than his brother when his brother was really bad. Just in time for that debate Jeb Bush may have ignited a new flashpoint in the race for president with comments he made today about funding women's health programs. Remarks immediately pounced on by Hillary Clinton NBC News national correspondent Peter Alexander starts us off

2:16:23 More controversy tonight following a gaffe by one of the Republican Party favorites, Jeb Bush. With Hillary Clinton blasting Bush for his call today to defund Planned Parenthood. I'm not sure we need half a billion dollars for women's health issues and in that budget there will not be 500 million going to Planned Parenthood. Bush you are absolutely unequivocally wrong right after acknowledging he misspoke bush shot back What's absolutely unequivocally wrong is giving taxpayer money to an organization whose practices show no regard for the lives of unborn Okay, I found out. I got it. I know we finished a little thing on this clip

2:17:02 He said we shouldn't be giving a half-a-billion dollars to women's health issues when he should have said to Planned Parenthood. Because we need more than that in women's health issues, this is the kind of stupid misstatement that this guy's gonna make! He's a gaffe meister on the Joe Biden thing. Yeah yeah...He's horrible And by the way, he's been apologizing for this mostly for the Planned Parenthood part of it ever since. He's just... This guy is a loser! Okay so I figured it out. The Independent Journal Review is owned by the Media Group of America LLC, which you can find at mgofa.com then here I will read from them. Started in 2013, Media Group of America operates media companies focused on helping put the right information in front of the right people whether through our network of owned media properties through our award-winning creative and strategy team or through our patent pending tools and technology

2:17:58 Yeah, right. So they are a strategy company and they suck at it! Yeah, and they throw... yeah this you get the someone's asked for their money back so I guess the Republican Congress went to conference went to them said keep our guys up and they created this. That is Rance Pribis who is obviously an idiot. So their companies are IJ Review Lift Bump Image IMGE and Shuffle Let's see, who do we have? A bunch of Silicon Valley douchebags. President and founder Alex Skettel... ...and Phil Musser. That's his background. Go to this MGOFA dot com outfit so of course they don't have any- My browser is down. Browser down! Browser down! Let me see who this guy is He has a wiki page okay he is

2:18:53 And America, Alex Skitel is an American entrepreneur and former political advisor. There you go. He was previously the digital director for the Republican Governors Association. There you go! These... The Republican Party is so clueless So clueless If you hire this dick with this stupid campaign he developed a software application I Shout which became a top 25 game in the iPhone app store. He also founded the viral news website Independent Journal Review, this these guys are making money with this crap! Can you imagine the Curry-Dvorak consulting group? We'd be kicking butt! Let me see he took it so... So he was the director of new media and technology for the Republican Governors Association

2:19:41 In this position, he organized new media training sessions for 37 gubernatorial campaigns. Hey! Hey Alex you suck! You suck!! You suck!!! Let's see what else did he do? So they also helped Boeing, General Dynamics, BMW, General Electric... Well this is a surefire way to have- make everyone look stupid How about this other guy Phil Musser He looks like an older guy What does he- Looks like a- I won't say it Does he have a wiki page as well? He is from... let me see, he also worked for the Bush administration and also worked for the governor's Republican governors. Yeah, here you go guys Digital consulting firm center right news site viewed more than three and a half million people this month

CHAPTER 34 / 39 Discussion

Unicorn Symbolism, General Dempsey Song

The hosts note a strange increase in unicorn references in the media, including a video of General Martin Dempsey singing a song about unicorns. They mention reports from North Korea claiming to have discovered a "unicorn lair" and speculate on whether this is a coordinated meme or a precursor to a film release. The discussion touches on the "The Google" show title origin.

unicorns· general dempsey· north korea· google· symbolism

2:20:42 Okay, they are hopeless the Republicans are gonna lose so bad. Oh Although the media will have it neck and neck to hold that's right We got a deck connect the whole time So place your bets keep the ads going yep Keep them going it gets going because you'll be having better odds at the beginning You had something in the newsletter about unicorns yeah, so this is bothering me Horror was brought up and then all of a sudden I'm thinking wait a minute, and I specifically recollected the Chief of Staff Dempsey singing the unicorn song. What is the unicorn song cuz I don't what is this? Well, it's a unit guy can't got it yet Oh, is that Thumba one with a chumba-wumba? No, I think it's something else but it's got a lot of you do a lot of hand motions for kids and they guess Dempsey like saying and I have a clip of it somewhere and

2:21:35 But then I started noticing there's a lot of references, and then of course they have some possibility the unicorn actually existed in its caves or in North Korea. You start looking up unicorn on Google and I had somebody said...I said the Google couple shows ago and somebody in Twitter goes, he said the Google what an idiot! What is wrong with these people? He said the Google he said that's a show title. He said the Google well, I found Just so there's stuff going on. I just don't know what it was why is it going on? I don't know and that's what we do on this show is trying to determine Why I have an example of an example of a unicorn, but it's not even that good really never mind It's just everywhere Unicorn references everywhere, and there must be a reason for it. I'm suspecting a movie oh

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Kelly Osbourne, The View Latino Comments

During a segment on The View, Kelly Osbourne sparked controversy by asking, "If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?" The comment was immediately criticized by co-host Rosie Perez and viewers as racist. Osbourne attempted to walk back the statement, but the incident is cited as an example of "liberal racism."

kelly osbourne· the view· rosie perez· latinos· immigration

2:22:33 Okay, and what is this thing with the meat with them with the you I've seen this before the unicorn with a cat on its back That's that from I don't know. Oh, I don't know All right, well I got one NBC Trump coverage which is worth playing since we're before we get off the topic Ohio governor John Kasich's in the top ten and today seemingly took a swipe at Trump. Republicans gonna win Ohio How do you secure? Let me tell you The only way that we went to Ohio is with somebody who's a uniter if you think you can come into Ohio and divide

2:23:09 polarize, you won't win. Today Trump capitalized on the website Gawker's publication of his cell phone number recording a campaign message for anyone who called With your help and support, together we can make America truly great again. Late tonight Jeb Bush released a statement clarifying his support for providing critical women's health services especially to low-income women, but adding that he believes federal money shouldn't be spent on Planned Parenthood. Anyway he apologizes the NBC is trying to make him out not of them all hill by claiming what Kasich said was a slam at Trump when it wasn't mentioned Trump and then the real kicker in that little item

2:23:48 It seemed to me to be that when Gawker published Trump's number, which looked like a phony number anyways 967-8000 something like that. Trump immediately unlike Lindsey Graham who is a weenie, Trump immediately put a message on there to get more votes. Yeah of course. Of course. He has an opportunity to get votes by putting a message on there and he doesn't do it! Dumb, dumb. He's dumb! No instead this great consulting group that makes a video of him hitting with the golf club very smart people what I like most about Donald Trump is the way leftist left-leaning Democrats how they freak out

2:24:31 and really put their foot in their mouth. And this is, I hate to say it but this is from The View...I know sorry. A lot of women in America get their news from The View they believe in these topics and they have to bet- They are all like oh poor Kelly didn't mean it though Kelly Oh yes she just made a boo boo Wanted to play the boo-boo that Kelly Osbourne made on the show, which was pretty good. Especially when you're sitting there with RP Who is Rosie Perez are a lot of Latinos here in this country? That do agree that the immigration problem is a problem and it does need to be addressed and it does need to be fixed But making those comments those racist comments do not help

2:25:18 And if you, if you kick every Latino out of this country then who is going to be cleaning your toilet Donald Trump? Oh that's... In the sense that no. You know what I mean like when I'm saying there's more jobs Unbelievable She pretty much said uh the only people who clean toilets are Latinos This is typical of this type of liberal thinking They're a bunch of racists. Yes, she's incredible racist because that is and she realizes the mistake immediately Then then tries to walk it back which is another not happening You know what I mean? Like but I'm saying there's more jobs to be in LA they always But they don't only like come on no, I would never mean it like that. Yes you did That's what you said you racist racist

CHAPTER 36 / 39 Discussion

Donald Trump, Breast Pump Deposition Incident

Amy Goodman reported on a past deposition where Donald Trump allegedly called a female attorney "disgusting" after she requested a break to pump breast milk. The hosts interpret the incident as a "sleazeball tactic" by the attorney to provoke Trump. They argue that the media's focus on such stories indicates a fear of Trump's political momentum.

donald trump· amy goodman· breast pump· attorney· deposition

2:26:07 She's you know like she finally stepped outside of those shoes which are already too big. You're the daughter of a drunk That's all that you are and you got pink hair Shut your British shut up, but maybe she's American. I don't know if she's pretty or not But Amy Goodman had an interesting little clip about Trump that's been one of the means Yeah, you know Trump's memes are that his kids are a bunch of brutal animal killers and he's a rapist yeah And he also they also keep quoting this thing about that woman who is using a breast pump And then he says, that's disgusting as though he hates motherhood. You heard that one too right? Yeah of course! She actually says it in the same disdainful note but she actually puts in context and she doesn't even think about it

2:26:55 But this is Amy putting it in context. And I want to explain what must have happened, and I think this puts me in your camp about promoting Trump a little bit. At the latest revelations he once erupted an anger at a female attorney who was deposing him when she requested a break in the deposition to pump breast milk. Trump told her quote you're disgusting before storming out of the room All right, here's what happened obviously because I've been to death. I've been deposed sure and so you had a I would say a creep Craphead attorney this woman who was deposing him And it's probably for over one of his divorces or something where when she's like a you know man hater well Let's just say whatever it is She's deposing him and he's saying some she doesn't like it. She says oh let's stop for a second

2:27:46 Let's stop for a second and then she pulls out a breast pump and starts pumping breasts while staring at him. Yeah, yeah of course of course! And he says...and he leaves this is disgusting because it IS disgusting You can't do this. But you know, these are the kind of sleazeball...if you take really high-end lawyers, attorneys, many of them use sleazeball tactics and this sounds to me like one of them." Let's gross out this guy. Which tells me they are incredibly afraid of him I would think well yeah so that's pretty apparent. I can't wait for the debate tonight, it is fun to watch! I'm so happy Donald Trump is in my life he brings me joy He will be railroaded out of ever getting nominated We shall see You want to put money on that? Yeah I'll put five bucks on Trump Okay five bucks it is Five bucks that

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Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Phone Call Conspiracy

CNN's Gloria Borger discussed a phone call between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump that took place before Trump announced his presidential bid. The segment explored "conspiracy theories" that Trump might be a Democratic mole intended to cause discord within the Republican Party. The hosts analyze the media's use of the term "conspiracy theory" to dismiss certain political analyses.

bill clinton· donald trump· gloria borger· cnn· conspiracy theory

2:28:41 What are we going for? The he becomes a candidate. Oh yeah, he's in! He is the man. Now apparently played another Trump clip. Trump talks to Bill Clinton did you know about this yes I did this is scathing and joining me now is chief political analyst Gloria Borger. Hold on a second stop the clip. This is a good example of having some maybe some interesting insight or some thoughts, some thoughts on the clip because these are two women on CNN that are just yucking it up about everything. They're ad-libbing left and right and they want to go a little further and talk about what might be going on just in some off chance

2:29:24 But, unfortunately one of them says conspiracy. They use the words conspiracy theory and then they both go into denial about their own analysis is very interesting dynamics at the end of this clip. And joining me now is chief political analyst Gloria Borger so Gloria we can talk about The Inner Circle but I have to ask you about this phone call that Susan was reporting about this call between Donald Trump and President Bill Clinton in the lead up to Trump's presidential announcement what do you make it? Well, it's very clear that Bill Clinton was returning some phone calls from Donald Trump. You know as Suzanne pointed out there was a pre-existing relationship there. Trump has been a donor to the Clinton Foundation. The Clintons went to Donald Trump's third wedding but it seems very clear to me that that Trump wanted to talk to Clinton about politics and you know wouldn't like to be a fly on the wall in that conversation? If you want to get conspiratorial about it if Trump is

2:30:18 Trump is considering a presidential bid. Why wouldn't Bill Clinton say, yeah that's kind of interesting? speak to the party base. I mean, the more the merrier as far as Bill and Hillary Clinton are concerned on the Republican side, the more discord the better so why would Bill Clinton do anything to discourage Donald Trump? It's so fascinating and probably will continue to feed some of what we heard in those conspiracy theories many conservatives saying could he be a Democratic mole? I mean it's definitely been out there. I don't think so. I'm with you Gloria Yeah, just tossing it out there. You can't but if you're doing conspiracy theories you need to be a podcaster. You can't be on the news I'm tossing it out there.

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Obama Clean Power Plan, Carbon Emission Regulations

President Obama unveiled the Clean Power Plan, a set of EPA regulations aimed at reducing carbon emissions from power plants by 32% by the year 2030. The hosts point out the administration's use of the term "carbon pollution" instead of "carbon dioxide" and the potential economic impact on the coal industry. They also mock the decision to move the announcement indoors due to high outdoor temperatures.

barack obama· clean power plan· epa· carbon emissions· coal

2:31:04 Which is a moment of denial. I heard this, it's like this...I heard this idea it's pretty funny and it could be possible. Why wouldn't it be? But since its conspiracy theory now never happened in a million years because that negates everything immediately just the use of the term. I'm just tossing it out there. I got nothing to do with it. Less than 10 minutes to go! I have two topics to discuss before we go. Since we're doing Trump, let's do Hillary. This was... You know what? I'm going to save this for Sunday. It's cool for tech news. Do you want-do we want to do tech news right now or can we say that for Sunday? Let's do it on Sunday! Yeah, we'll do that on Sunday but then i will finally wrap up with the president came out with his climate change speech

2:31:56 and it was nicely packaged into a video, which we have to play at least the beginning of. Here's... actually here is Euro news. The idea here is that the EPA, the Environmental Protection Agency, is going to use their very powerful regulation powers to force coal- I believe coal fired plants to reduce their carbon emissions and please note carbon emissions not carbon dioxide, carbon emissions which is something totally different than carbon dioxide, by 32% in the year 2030. It's our favorite year but here's your own news with a rundown. If enacted Obama's clean power plan will be the most ambitious climate change policy ever to be taken up by an American president

2:32:46 The US environment. That's I don't think that's true What did you was it Jimmy Carter who did the the capping of the an acid rain stuff? I don't know, but this is your wheelhouse It's, I don't know if that... my wheelhouse it is? Yeah. Didn't you, weren't you an environmental inspector of air pollution inspector? Yeah. What about it? Well then wouldn't you know everything about air pollution? I wouldn't know everything about who what president would be the strongest on these things because they're all full of crap! And I listened to Naomi Klein comment mostly on this particular topic and she went on saying, this is bullcrap. This is not really doing anything we're all gonna die! I don't have a Q-Doc. All right then I'll skip this and go straight into the MSNBC announcement of the president about to do this speech

2:33:36 A couple of hours from now, President Obama will unveil a new plan to slash greenhouse gases and promote renewable energy all in an effort to fight climate change. In fact it seems like Mother Nature may be making his point for him sometime. Today's event was supposed to held outside but With temperatures expected to be in the mid 90s, officials figured it was too hot. So they moved it to the East Room. NBC Senior White House Correspondent Chris Jansing is in an all-too-hot area outside at The White House. Really, that move those women from those offices into this thing. All right, I'm going to play the beginning before you go. I got one clip. I just want to get out of the way unless you have. I can finish with this clip. You finish with it? Uh, I'm just going to play OK. The president put together a nice little promo reel and I can't see him in the booth voicing this. We won't play the whole thing but just listen to all the facts and everything is stated up front which is just not true.

2:34:37 Our climate is changing. It's changing in ways that threaten our economy, our security and our health This isn't opinion it's fact backed up by decades of carefully collected data marching band in there what is this? Do you have your armband on because Changing the way as the threat in our economy or security and our health this isn't opinion its fact backed up by decades of carefully collected data and overwhelming scientific consensus. Love this! Overwhelming scientific consensus, that's why it's a fact. Love you President Obama It has serious implications for the way we live now We can see it and we can feel it Oh what do you think we can see and feel with climate change is happening? No no I don't see anything Hotter summers Hold on a second stop tape

2:35:25 Hold on a second. Stop the cake! I'm gonna look out the window and see how we're doing on the ocean How's the ocean? The mudflats are still there. all disasters that are becoming more frequent, more expensive and more dangerous. More dangerous? Our own families experience it too Over the past three decades asthma rates have more than doubled As temperatures keep warming and smog gets worse those Americans will be at even greater risk So he went from climate change to smog

2:36:21 That's a big difference. And weight. Landing in the hospital, climate change is not a problem for another generation, not anymore. That's why on Monday my administration will release the final version of America's clean power plant, the biggest most important step we've ever taken to combat climate change. Our plants are the single biggest source of harmful carbon pollution that contributes to climate change. Carbon Not carbon dioxide, carbon. And they have a big element C with the six... They had a C instead of CO2? Yes sir! Huh. Yeah But until now there have been no federal limits to the amount of that pollution those plants can dump into the air Think about that

2:37:04 We limit the amount of toxic chemicals like mercury and sulfur and arsenic in our air and water Okay, we're better off for it But existing power plants can still dump unlimited amounts of harmful carbon pollution into the air Carbon pollution! Huh. This has nothing to do with global warming No, he's out to get the coal companies. That's right. Most of them... Horowitz and I have been following this fairly closely because there are some good investment opportunities but not if they go bankrupt and one or two of them already have. Horrible! All right, what's your... Well all I've got is this. I got a pretty much-a pretty good rundown of the flap story you know they found a flap. You had the flapper on? They found a flapper on and they took it to France and i have the clip that kind of summarizes this is looking at every clip and its uh..its a pretty concise um evaluation of what whats going on Is it just the paint that they're looking at? Their looking at every aspect

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Podcast Outro, Sunday Show Announcement

The hosts conclude Episode 745 by reminding listeners of the upcoming Sunday show, which will focus on the Republican debate. They sign off with their traditional "In the Morning" greetings and a series of vocal clips, including a Joe Biden impersonation. The show ends with the "Best Podcast in the Universe" tagline.

adam curry· john c. dvorak· no agenda· joe biden· outro

2:38:01 Oh, I mean... What happened? He broke instead of aspect. I think he said ass it was only 30 seconds. Oh you said ass! Looking at every ass oh i must have made a mistake when I made this clip Was it longer no I don't remember the the this kind I kind of like it when he says every ass Yeah, yeah, that's okay wasn't much to it. Yeah all right Tonight, John. Are you gonna watch? Oh yeah I'm gonna watch both debates Very nice Don't wanna miss the early one Oh what's the early one That's the losers The guys who didn't make the cut They're having their own losers debate It's like a double elimination tournament where there is a losers round and there is winners round And these people have been put into the loser rounds so they are going to have trouble getting back into it Fantastic Yeah fantastic

2:38:53 I love it. I love it already then yeah, there will be more to look at look further There's another the Rolling Stone magazine also put out this huge Climate change article to coincide with the president's announcement a coincidence Yeah, I'd say I should read this they like It was so hot that The Guardian had to stop live blogging because the server became overheated really Really rolling stone you're fucking pathetic pathetic Oh, well that happens. Alright coming to you from FEMA region 6 here in the capital of the drone star state in the crackpot condo! Good morning everybody I'm Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley where the mudflats still exist on John C DeVore we'll be back on Sunday right here On NO Agenda

2:39:53 And the winner, and the winner. You're in my house. You're in my house, hey! You're in my house Come on, come on, come on Okay, oh-oh okay I'm just gonna wait till we get this done When you drink the booze at my house I am getting, I am getting... I'm just gonna take the somebody down Booze, take it out You know what I'm saying? Come on

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2:41:28 Calm down. Yeah, by the way I think John C Dvorak did a fantastic job. I'm Joe Biden and thank you for taking the time to listen. Adios mofo. The best podcast in the universe! Dvorak dot org slash N A Amen fist bump