Pope and Change

00:00 All those lists suck. T minus one to US austerity from the Travis Heights hideout on the east side of South Congress in Austin, the capital of The Drone Star. Stayed in the morning everybody! I'm Adam Curry And from northern Silicon Valley where the FedEx trucks are rolling... ...I am John C. Dvorak It's crackpot and buzzkill In the morning Wait a minute did you say Sillicon Valley? Sill-ee-con No I think he said Sellacon and then I kind of liked it

00:39 Celacon. Celacon, you know what I mean? Celacon! I like it. I stumbled onto something. It's a genius discovery. Celacon. Speaking of which just before we started this program sometimes known as You were doing something and I came up with a genius money-making idea that will Take us out of a life of poverty. We'll put us into the mode where this show will just be a hobby Okay, I'm in Great Let me send you the contract. That's all yeah, just sign it don't worry about it here It is ready? Yeah manuals on tape

01:32 Now, the reason why this is a genius idea is because I was listening to you doing a sound check and you were reading a manual for printer. And I'm like...this is...I mean screw Audible! This is what I want. I mean I wanna put my earbuds in and I want the dulcet tones of John C. Dvorak to explain to me how to set up my printer. Go! One When you see a screen like this one, which makes it difficult but is screen number 1 verify that the settings are correct. If you need to change the setting press back until you see the settings you need to change Once you have verified that your network settings are correct Press OK to save the settings and return to the Network Settings menu

02:20 Press the home button to exit the network settings menu. On your computer, connect to the wireless networks name you created on page 17. Continue with install software. I mean little database where we knew you so it's like oh, how do I install that printer again? It could be a little you would be in little segments And then you click on the different ones and you hear it as you were doing it Then you didn't have to go back and forth. Yeah, it's about there's possibilities here And I think that with you know the branding is you in a superhero suit

03:05 You know, like a spandex thing? Not not a sport jacket with question marks all over it. That'll work too. Hey before we start anything I want to tease what i'm going to be talking about for a little while. What do you mean you want to stake your claim is that what you're saying? Play the Shrimpton alternate teaser and then you tell me when you want me to talk of to broil some of these clips since you're talking about people who are on television people are high profile You have to murder the children in order to protect your asset. So for the Germans it was essential that the boys who were being taken onto the yacht, that was a death ride when Jimmy Savile was taking let's say 14 year old boy down to Morning Cloud handing him over to Ebert Heath or member of crew on the yacht It was a death ride That was that boy's last journey on earth so for

03:55 Five years almost 500 episodes you could tune in to the best podcast in the universe and you could probably hear something about The pedo bear and now that it's popular culture. Are you gonna take this from me? Is that what you're saying? Take it anything. I just found a good clip Looks like he got a whole rack of them Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you it's a funny story about this character and And they won't no one wants to talk about his book or no one wants to interview him This all came from Bristol community FM radio where is there were Bristol in the UK? Yeah Wow

04:32 Now, this has been going on. This Elm House... Have you followed this at all? Elm House? A little bit. Yeah so I mean- This is really your specialty. I just happen to intrude once in a while. That's what I'm doing today! It's been so rampant and so bad all this pedo bear stuff going on the UK it's like.. I haven't even been bringing it up. It's like uh yeah well there's like I think I've put people onto the Well the reason I got onto because this guy accuses the EU Oh really? Of the European Commission of being behind the whole thing. Alright, roll it! And German intelligence. Alright alright give me some, give me a little bit now I need some more. Well let me play another teaser, play the original teaser. Teaser yeah yeah okay all right good this is good for me His theory that the boys had been buried in the grounds at the nursing home was perfectly reasonable one Good theory but wrong

05:23 The boys were in fact being taken to a boat, it happened to be a British boat or yacht and they were murdered and thrown overboard so there's no point sadly in looking for their graves. They don't have any grave except the sea. That's why the BBC and the Cabinet Office have been so keen to protect Savile that's why the Cabinet Office of the 1980s were willing to back Savile to the point of giving him a position of authority at Broadmoor, which is an absolute You don't put a pedophile in charge of broad voices putting it lunatic in charge of the asylum or drunk in charge of a brewery Yeah that pretty much sums up the past five years of my work right here Great. No this is great It's a little too early I think delay into this and but you put it off no This is great. This is a great teaser now Maybe it would be apropos

06:10 for us to talk very briefly because I'm watching the telescreens and if you've never heard of the word telescreen, you might want to read George Orwell's 1984. I've been looking at the telescreens and i actually spent... Is that our new official name for the television? Yes, Telescreen. And they had a live shot of the helicopter coming to drop the Pope off! They literally have aerial shots of this it's like they're narrating the pope leaving in his Augusta. Augusta Belle I should say. Nice aircraft, the 109.

06:51 Done some more work after you of course set me on the path along with the impeccable Reverend Manning about about what is really going on with With what I'm calling Pope and change, and I think there's two things. There's the public facing theory but then there's also What is going on on a much, much larger scale? So maybe we just wind the clock back a little bit to well if CNN's talking about it in particular Don Lemon But you know you know it's got to be the story for the slaves There's another developing story to tell you about as this sex scandal of money scandal and a cover-up scandal and the names named

07:33 go to the top of the Catholic Church. Here's what got the Vatican in rumor control mode this weekend some media outlets in Italy say they have uncovered the real reason Pope Benedict is stepping down Now you know when Don Lemon says it, its not going to be a real reason It is A reason for sure Real reasons he's stepping down and church officials are doing something they almost never do They're going public saying it is not true and sentence Ben Wienemann has the very latest for us On February 11th, Pope Benedict XVI shocked the world announcing he was stepping down at the end of the month. Too old and too tired to conduct his official duties

08:13 But reports broken in two leading Italian publications, La Repubblica and Panorama suggest his reason for resigning was far more explosive. Shock at the discovery of a network of gay priests at the Vatican blackmailed by a network of male prostitutes According to the reports... I just get this weird visual of a bunch of gay male prostitutes coming up to the Vatican like Hello, sister! I'm gonna tell. Bitch, I'm going public!" You just get a short visual of that and it just doesn't feel right to me. ...by three cardinals assigned to look into wrongdoing at the Vatican were submitted to Pope Benedict on December 17th last year

09:03 The report say the dossier also suggest serious financial improprieties within the Vatican amounting to violations of the 6th and 7th commandments. Thou shalt not steal, and thou shall not commit adultery." So I think they did a really good job putting this cover, this front together which is of course pretty much bull crap for reasons that I just explained. And I've met several male prostitutes And they just don't seem like the blackmail type or the type that won't you know, that can't be intimidated well actually prostitutes in general Can't that professor? Yeah. You don't do that That's what you can exist if this yes becomes rampant today will be killed by their own tight and then ruined the business It just it just it just doesn't happen that way

09:52 Only of course it happens on House of Cards On Netflix No, there's a couple things. First of all the improprieties in the financial dealings of the bank and there's certainly something going on There I think they owe 300 million euros to with the bank the European Central Bank So there's all kinds of shenanigans happening there but there's another angle to this and this I think is again one of them and this is probably the catalyst for And we have a documentary coming out, I think it will air on HBO by the same guy who made Smartest Guys in the Room which I liked. The Enron documentary? You saw that one didn't you John? Oh yeah That was a good documentary...I thought Well it's entertaining Did you not think it was accurate or well put together

10:39 There were some flaws in it, as I recall that were important. But whatever... It matters not. It doesn't affect anything So the same guy put together a documentary called Mia Maxima Culpa and it's coming out in, I think just a couple weeks. And here is little blurb about it as discussed on the BBC. Director Aleph Gidney is releasing an investigation of paedophilia committed by Roman Catholic priests A scandal that overshadowed the current papacy will become major issue for Benedict successor

11:15 With even more painful topicality, the documentary alleges that the present Pope, when as Cardinal Josef Ratzinger he was a member of the Vatican civil service, was part of a deliberate strategy of covering up sexual abuse. In the film Patrick Waller former Benedictine monk expresses surprise at what he says happened when he was asked to investigate claims of paedophilia by priests in America I thought it was going there to uncover the crime, to heal the wounds. I thought it was pastoral care. You know comfort the afflicted what we're ordained for but the people sending me in obviously had ulterior motives you know they would give you authorization up to $250,000 dollars to settle a case if he could get a confidentiality order and in 1995 we had a budget of seven million dollars to handle various problems with childhood sexual abuse

12:11 That's the worldwide policy, to snuff out scandal. I think that the catalyst probably for what is happening here is we have Ratzinger whose entire job was to come in and clean it all up. And the way he decided to clean it up was buying everybody off, that's not a big secret but now we do have a couple of whistle blowing cardinals or whatever they are flute blowing Cardinals who would literally talk about the $250,000 shut up money the budget just one guy had for his diocese I presume. And now that that's all kind of put together

12:56 And that's all, you know it's not only done but now it started to kind of come out. I think it was time for the Pope to go up well, you know, I'll leave and then oh we're bringing a new guy no there is something good that we got rid of that and what I understand is that the Pope actually or the artist formerly known as Pope, will continue to live in the Vatican after he resigns which will provide him with 100% privacy. Of course he retains his security so they can't arrest him because you will not see him at the International Criminal Court or any place like that but what's really interesting is who is going to come next and this where I think there is kind of a New World Order agenda at play

13:41 And this may sound a little crazy... Surprise. Now, if you look at what President Obama has brought to the United States which is not just him it's been a process of several presidents Republican and Democrat. We are very much moving towards a Marxist slash socialist system where it has to be fair everyone does their fair share You know the American dream as you know you get to retire Would you say that that's a fair assessment of what has happened over the past 40 years John? Just getting by. Yeah, right just getting by but that's you know we all share and we pitch in and the richest people have to pay their fair share a little bit more so it is kind of Marxist socialist type system that were moving into much more like the United States of Europe which is very much there already

14:34 But there is a... So it's referred to as the modern welfare state. Right, but you would agree that that is Marxist at its core? Maybe not maybe disagree. Well I would say by current definitions yes. I think we need to keep our eye on the Jesuit cardinals now the Jesuit Cardinals the Jesuits in general from from what I understand, this is where we need... What's his name? Padre SJ or whatever from Twit. We have a lot of Catholic priests that are Jesuits more or less give us the background on this and they put and I suspect that between now and next Thursday will have a couple of notes but go on specifically Jesuits are if you look at South America they

15:30 They come from a Marxist background and I believe the next Pope, and it could even be...I looked up a couple here's one that is being talked about Jorge Mario Bergoglio. And he is in Argentina so having a brown skinned pope would be great by itself But to have a Jesuit slash Marxist Pope could really be the next piece that is needed for the entire New World Order system of everybody Be together get-together pay your fair share shut up slave exploited by the elites. Yes, correct So I think that is the more important thing while everyone's looking at the picture

16:16 the pedophilia angle, no one is really talking. It's like oh just these bunch of guys will go in the room and wait for some smoke and then magically it appears now there's a lot going on behind the scenes this Pope business does the guy did this isn't something is happening here that is extremely important and let's look forward to be put it in The Red Book if you don't mind let's look for the Argentinian guy I'm Jesuit pre cardinal I don't know if it's the Argentinian guy but I'd say a Jesuit So I've just been reading a lot, you know. Here's an article the My favorite thing if you read about this is the possibility of Francis Areens I think says name who's the black guy becoming the Pope? Is he a Jesuit? No, what's his name? It's a rei ARIs look him up arenes Cardinal obviously yeah has to be cardinally. Yeah. You mean you can't just leapfrog that just elect Bill Clinton

17:24 How did you come up with that? Francis Arends, you said. I thought that was it but here's another black guy that could be the Pope he is The Roman Catholic Cardinal from Ghana currently president of the Pontifical Council for Justice and Peace Sounds good sounds like a lot of window dressing mm-hmm His name is Turkson t-u-r-k s o n well I think we gotta look for one of these Jesuit guys you know that's just I don't know that they tell us anything about their order if you read these articles because you know typically these news reporters don't even know what that means right there's other things we could put in this story um but we get no background on any of this now it looks like a kickass

18:21 No, of course there's zero background but that's kind of what makes it so interesting. I got a lot of hate mail for us laughing about this whole thing and people were like... It was CC to you. It was because your were mocking the church! I guess i was Now people don't like that. You know, they're the whole this whole thing is you know, the Pope he's nothing it's the office of the pope That's what's important. Here's the other guys Cardinal Francis Areens a rin ZE of Nigeria and they can make a lot of money with this guy in office. Uh-huh using letters What do you mean from? Nigeria hello

19:07 Hello, I am the Pope. I have all this money for you! I have nine million in the Vatican Bank. Get it out. Alright we're going to hell now for sure. That's the first thing when you think of a Nigerian yeah...I have an idea how to make more money for the church Whenever I get a Nigerian cab driver here in Austin has a little community of Nigerian cab drivers. Huh? I always say hey, got a letter from your cousin They get the joke by the way they think it's because major part of the economy and they think is very funny

19:52 Yeah, I'm sure they think it's funny that all the people get suckered They got some really good new letters that have come out recently. They have nothing They really cover up to you know The idea that it's a Nigerian scam letter and it's because there's no Nigerian connection anymore Except didn't you know we start looking into it and you find that do some sort of phone in Nigeria? Oh you mean are you telling me that people outside of Nigeria are now on to this and they're using this their their patented No, I think they're still Nigerians. Okay, they just they I think they've Even though most Nigerian scam letters still say they're from Nigeria Which is like just I guess how stupid can people possibly be well the other one? I like is. I was a platoon sergeant in Iraq All this money's pallet of money, and you know we need to expose this and And I want you to help with the money part I've actually read through one of those like yeah, I get weird emails

20:50 In fact, I got an email from a TSA employee which i would like to share with the group because there's a tip in here. A handy tip! Play it. It's not a clip...it's an email It's from an anonymous TSA employee, you know big fan. Believed to be legitimate? Yes believed to be completely legitimate so this is after we were talking about the three-year old girl and the TSA Nazis saying that you can't film here even though you can So it's quite a long email but I'm going skip into the pertinent part most of people I work with don't trust a word the government tells us

21:34 And we do everything we can to help people without breaking the rules. This is what our TSA stooge says, Rules can be bent so we do our best to do so in the favor of the traveling public I hope it don't get too to the head for this email But that remains to be seen indeed even if you scold me for this email on your next show I will still listen and as soon as I can either find a second job or get full-time TS or Get full time for TSA. I will make a substantial donation Of course, that is if you are okay with receiving your soiled taxpayer money back from the government through a TSA employee likely laced with glitter from strippers and coke. I think that's even better than the average donation! That's a benefit? The issue with recording being prohibited in some airports at blahblahblah...

22:21 Here we go. It says, the problem... I hate to be defending the idiots. I'd say the organization is so bloated has so much bureaucracy The rules change every three months which makes it very difficult to stay current does not excuse the language used in the stern tone or the requirement not to film. I'm definitely an advocate of small government blah blah blah Okay here's a tip if you've read this email so far if you fly regularly All you have to do to avoid opting out or going through the AIT, Advanced Imaging Technology Body Scanner is tell the person directing you to one of those places that you are unable to lift your arm over your head and then you will be considered ineligible for AIT screening and thus will have not opted out either. This means that you will walk instead through the metal detector and not receive a pat down

23:20 I suggest you pass this on during your show. Holy crap, that's a great one! If it's true... Tip of the day we need a tip of the day thing Well and someone needs to try this immediately and not traveling for a little bit So you have to say listen i have a medical condition i cannot lift my arms above my head And apparently You will then get uh.. The magnetometer and no pat down I can't wait to try it. Are you flying anytime soon? No, i'm trying to avoid going anywhere but furthermore Just one last note from our TSA stooge we need a name for our TSA stooge tsa stooge sounds pretty good One last note on the pre-check system that has been introduced and discussed by mr pistole

24:05 It is the biggest sham I have seen. The idea that a citizen of the U.S. is required to go through a background check and interview process so they can finally be treated like human beings again during the screening process, is unbelievable! Not only it extremely unfair, but also decreases security. My concern when this idea was first mentioned was that all it would take as terrorist to kidnap a person's family who were on pre-checklist require them to smuggle something through as they go through less security than the average passenger which actually means being on the pre-checklist could actually make you a target. That's a good point yeah I'm thinking our TSA stooge is the real deal we hadn't even thought about that no I haven't thought about it, I was thinking about one of the things I was thinking but it was kind this reverse you know unintended consequences is a theme that we don't read what a lot

25:03 It never evolves into unintended consequences like that. And that was the thing about the sequester That because I was in a discussion about it. In fact you might have this sequester clip So we get a feeling for what this is just taking place tomorrow Can we just finally could just call it what it is and just call it austerity? I mean the rest of the world cause it all calls it austerity Why do we have to call its equestrian? Yeah, that's a good point so we'll just call it austerity from now on I can go for that Six days and counting and the fear mounting And that rhymed

25:39 A tremor will hit the American economy. Tens of thousands of parents will have to scramble to find child care for their kids. Scramble! Sequestration would be destructive to our nation's security. Furloughs and air traffic controllers... Will cost us 750,000 jobs. Thousands of teachers and educators will be laid off. Houses burning, crazies roaming, seniors starving, criminals fleeing, eating What? Wait a minute, this is where we need... You slaves can get used to mac and cheese. Mac and cheese, mac and cheese. Cheap macaroni and cheap cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese, mac and cheese, mac and cheese... Did you put that together? Or was that pre-produced? No I stole it. So uh... Can i do my 18 second ABC version of that? Yeah! Do It! Each day the White House's list of terrible things caused by the cuts grows longer including flight delays kids losing vaccines and meat shortages

26:41 Now the Department of Homeland Security says it has been forced to release hundreds of undocumented workers back into the United States. I think that all these guys really missed it, you know before we get into the meat and potatoes of it so-called... Don't you think if they had called upon the illustrious Curry Dvorak consulting group that we know how to do this stuff? Mean we think well you know do the voiceover do the voice over to the voiceover do the voiceover? What am I gonna be? I heard one on the radio that was on Hucklebee.com, it went on for days and most of these are all sourced from the whitehouse.gov

27:51 Anyway, so I'm talking to you and we have to remember that this sequester or this austerity thing is essentially a cutback in the increases in the budget. There'll still be more spent than last year. So I don't see how it can have such an unbelievable impact Unless these guys are all planning to really spend this money, and it was already spent. That's what I'm thinking is a distinct possibility Yeah, so the money is already spent now They're freaked well they've got contracts you can't just back the government can't just back out of these Contracts there's all kinds of kill clauses and heads will roll for sure but they always point towards the human resources

28:28 The slaves are gonna get it. You know, it's not like the drone program or the strike fighter which is a disaster It was not that you don't hear me talking about that. It's always about the slaves Yes Always the slaves so I was in a discussion over dinner with JC and he buzzkill jr He mentioned said well there are gonna be some actual cuts I said, well these are just cuts and increases. No there's some any by guess the some whatever information he's getting...I guess there are some departments in government because everyone has to take a certain piece of this that are actually going to be cut and I started to think about it. I don't know whether it's true or not but here but there is but I can see an unintended consequence of all this which is that let's say your department A and you have plans for 20% budget increase. Hold on second

29:18 20% budget decrease. And I'm Department B and i am an honest guy, you're not! I am a dishonest A-hole And so I've got a 2% in fact, I think I can get by next year with my exact same budget because essentially... Because you're a manager. You're doing your best for the American public? Doing what I should be doing and no budget increases as a roller skate inspector. I am going to fuck you! So they come along with their sequestered and say okay both of you guys have to give up two billion dollars and i'm thinking wait a minute

29:56 I don't have any. All he's doing is giving up $2 billion of his increase, and he's still getting more money than I'm going to get. I have to give up a real 2 billion." This encourages budget bloat because I've learned my lesson... We know this! There's nothing new here you have to spend your budget every year otherwise your budget decreases. You have to ask for a lot more money than we would normally. So I think it's just gonna make the budget go. I think it's gonna make you go crazy because if they ever pull this thing back Everyone's gonna be I mean that this thing is gonna spiral out of control with demands for more money It's outrageous funny You are you bring that up? Because and I was amazed by this and I think that maybe this is I don't know the regular hood seems like he Is not in good graces certainly not with a deal like she's in good graces with his own brain

30:49 So he was on Adele Crowley show there on CNN. Everyone there is Adele now and she actually nailed him on something which he just had no answer for it. The budget committee took... I don't know why she did it, whose pockets she's in but she did it. Look at some of these numbers and they found that post sequester your post sequester total at FAA ops and facilities and equipment is going to be about $500 million more than 2008 and the planes were running just fine. So what I'm trying to figure out, as you know people are saying that the administration is exaggerating this so if your gonna be having totals

31:32 inflation adjusted at 2008 levels, why all of this stir and drang about oh my goodness all the planes are going to be late? First of all we're required to cut a billion dollars. The largest number of employees that DOT is FAA of which the largest number are FAA controllers get the slaves! We're gonna try and cut as much as we possibly can out of contracts and other things that we do. But in the end, there has to be some kind of furlough of air traffic control air traffic controllers and that then will also begin to curtail or eliminate the opportunity for them to guide planes in and out of airports. It's a big part of our budget Is it true that domestic flights are down 27% from pre 9-11 levels, and the budget at the FAA is up 41 percent? Well look we know... Look it!

32:32 This is my favorite. Hey, look it! You're asking me questions? Why am I here to answer questions?! Look it... don't do that! Airlines have consolidated we've approved some of those consolidations and in doing that you know there's less traffic of course of course but shut up more budget uh well look at look it's okay look it'll go up and down the bottom line here is that there's a sequester required Way to go, Miss Crowley. Somebody did that! I was impressed but had no idea why she did it though...I just don't get it But there's all kinds of shills in this game Have you been watching? By the way before he mentioned that they keep talking about 20 One of our producers sent me a note saying Why does the number 22 keep coming up

33:24 22 days. Oh, 22 days of furlough! That's a very sacred Illuminati number, 22. Well actually it is the contract number All government contracts You cannot furlough anybody by contract more than 22 days a year Oh really? So they maxed it out and said that's it No one ever says 23 Interesting Tell you it's an Illuminati number 22. Oh, whatever the case is bogus So I'm thinking a crock and the public is lapping it up do you know? They're not helping except candy here And she didn't what are you Adele watches that Adele Adele Adele by the way You if you're listening to this program Do not be alarmed for the next you know two-and-a-half hours were merely

34:10 Suspending the matrix so you can have a little peek if you get too afraid if you feel dizzy just close your eyes Turn off this podcast sleep. It'll all go away life will return to normal and you'll get even more out of it It'll all go That reminds me that the Universal Studios tour where you go on that stupid train and you go through the tunnel, but spinning Have you ever done that training Universal Studios on the tour? Yes, one in LA. Yeah I've only been to Universal in Florida. I'll never forget because I was a kid when we went so maybe like nine or something and it was kind of scary because this was the tunnel you get on this train and I think there was an episode of maybe The Bionic Man or something

34:52 or bionic woman six million dollar man whatever where it was spinning and you're in this tunnel of course the tongue isn't spinning but there's a blue and white disc that's spinning around and you feel crazy. And the tour guide literally says if you feel dizzy just look down at the ground, it'll all go away. That's kind of how I feel about this show. We need clip for that! Yeah we should get a clip. I'm sure some of those people who work there listen to the show while they're doing the tour Yeah, get us some clips from these places. So go to sxsw.curry.com Alright hold on S-X-S-W dot curry dot com I think you'll get a kick out of this so You know they invited me to do something at South by Southwest because of course I live here and I'm too cheap Because there's no travel cost not that they pay for it anyway And uh...so they wanted Just getting buy in new media? Do ya like it

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36:54 have a listen to this because they kind of unlit well I had well i have this one that's the whole song actually nice yeah but they got all kinds of crazy like illuminati you know new world order type stuff but all kind of done in this Richard cheese type of type of vibe yet the typical day might be giant anyway so they bail on the guy says well you want just talk Yeah, sure value supposed to interview them. Yeah. Oh that was the original guy That was the original gig and so then I come in he's like well you want just do talk Give a 25 30 minutes each exactly what I see it value for value just getting by in new media I thought It was kind of catchy no that's good. That's good yeah Maybe I can take this on the road and make some real money Can we here? We go I think we can the spreadsheet appears to be in

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41:20 Le Nuovo Migrazoni and it is a documentary 60% completed which they seek financial support necessary to finish. Well, good luck! For $7 you could jump right in And you become an executive producer? Let me see for seven dollars... See this is- They're not doing this right Oh for seven dollars Ringarriamentos sulla pagina pubblica Facebook e sul sito It's Italian apparently So it doesn't say executive producero It's got to be in there somewhere. And finally, last executive producer for today show 491 is Robert Alter in Kansas City Missouri you don't have a note from him at $200 want to thank them and everybody else who helped support this show with the producerships executive producerships and what not and reminds you go to Dvorak dot org slash NA channel Dvorak dot com slash NA or you can hit the donate button at both

42:19 noagendanation.com and noagendashow.com, and continue to keep the show going the way it's going. And you will not be disappointed today we have a lot of great deconstruction for you I think we've already started some of it Do we have some specials for our 500th episode, which is coming up on Easter Sunday? The end of March. Do we have like a... since it's 3-31 are we gonna do like... We're going to do something like 31313 That would be good. 31313, that's perfect! I'm a genius You are! 31313 There you go Fill it out any way you want or 500 Do we have these pre-programmed? No but now that you mentioned 31313 and I am putting in the sheet at devorek.org

43:18 support page. Now do we get a special 500 page where people can start contributing ahead of hand, beforehand and then they'll get a double executive producership on the day of? I mean come on this is what you normally do. Well anyone who donates $500 gets an executive producership on the spot and then a second one on show. You get exclusive access to John and me And you can call us. Yeah, if you can call us yeah. Hell yeah! How are ya doing? Good good What do you want what do you want I say hi in the morning This is the big scandal right now that OFA which is some one of these political action committees That anyone they've been promising people who donated $500,000 to the president's campaign They've been promising quarterly meetings with the president

44:08 quarterly meetings with the president yeah and you can't deliver can they well I don't know but The New York Times wrote about this and yet this is a huge scandal and no one will actually deny it. They're all saying, well you know this is of course crazy but they're not actually denying the fact... This is crazy talk! $500,000 dollars? You can go sit with the President have a little meeting. If I had millions of dollars hell yes Just just to stick my gum under the desk. Yeah, that's well actually That's probably what you do exactly exactly what I do so for $500 you get quarterly meetings with us You could access it should put together one of these they got a lot of these new conferencing systems yeah We can't like that. Yeah, we have like a board meeting of all the nights yeah, we tried this in Vegas and that failed miserably and

44:59 You remember that right? No. Yeah, we were supposed to put together a dinner Oh the dinner! Well that's different because that's a timing thing and it's not... And everyone has to go to Vegas at a teleconference they can be sitting in their bathtub So wait a minute should we have a patrons of no agenda board meeting I think is a good idea Interesting well you can do it on like talk shoot. We could do it on mumble for Christ's sakes You can have a million people in one mumble how many people can you have on mumble? How big how big is your server I'm sure void zero can set some of the kind of a million people in or we can just do like A talk shoe thing and then do we record this and give it out later, or is it just exclusive access Exclusive access slaves not for you no

45:46 Alright, I do want to thank... Actually what I would like to say... Our art. No no, I wanted to say something else I want to say in the morning to you John C. Dvorak Oh, in the morning to you Adam Curry In the morning to all ships at sea boots on the ground subs in the water feet in the air and also To the dames and knights out there that's right Also to our human resources in the chat room no agenda stream calm nor gender chat net our artists always there And in place to bring us great art I mean Banksy has nothing on our artists. Noahjenderartgenerator.com, there's always a link... Is he contributing any art to our show? Screw Banksy! Nick the Rat thank you for the episode 490 artwork and i'd also like to thank

46:32 Let's see, here we go. Ramsey, ramseycaine, noagendaCD.com Did you get your package of CDs yet? I got a big box of CDs including and I have to say they did great job and they look printed by me They look like they're actually manufactured as opposed to burned Right then so you gonna start giving these away obviously Oh he has got a bunch with the little Korean thing in there Because I think I mentioned this on the show that he knew this In the Korean area, which is down in Redwood City or further south. Yeah, further south there's Mountain View somewhere Anyway there's a little Korean community that has this great supermarket we go to every once in awhile It's a fantastic place monstrous and outside they have all these Little you know where they have the free newspapers and stuff but in The Koreans like instead of giving out free newspapers They give out CDs

47:29 So there's stacks of different kinds of CDs, you know what I'm right? Right. Right a guy and somebody else so we're gonna go down there and put them put our stack of CDs Excellent excellent pick up some Korean listeners From North Korea hopefully well So Ramsey sent me this note like a country song You know because he sent me your shipments on its way Yeah i know it's bad form without a donation But you know, our house is being auctioned off from under us. Yeah really it gets a terrible yeah well the family and I need to find a new place to live we put an application on a rental in the neighborhood We want to live in but we're not sure will get it's tough to find a place when you have a dog two slave let's a third one on the way

48:13 Like man, yes terrible. Yeah like didn't I'm gonna give the guy a little bit of karma? He's really helping us out appreciate it You've got karma Little one new world order fighting Karma Thank you to Zofia Zovia art comm who sent me one of her beautiful pieces of art for the new Travis Heights hideout and I have here John next time we see each other. I'll give you yours from Lukasz from Poland He gave us two of these name tags, military name tags with ISAF on it which of course the Afghan Security Forces. And so it has Curry Adam and then my name in Arabic and it has Dvorak John Cee and then your name below it in Arabic with you know with the Velcro on the back that you stick on your uniform. I think this is very nice

49:05 I was just looking at this and like, you know we have all the... You probably get right walk right through security into one of those badges. I can't lift my arms look at my badge and uh i'm looking at this and like it's really awesome We have all this military stuff, you know But we're not actually like getting shot at It doesn't feel right. The whole country is all militarized. So it doesn't feel right? We're kind of like where the Betsy Ross of uh of the U.S armed forces, you know, we just like dressed up pretty doesn't feel right. So there's a some years ago, friend of mine who still a big shot in the community in the security business they were I guess one of the hackers conferences that somebody brought a machine and they did and and they did a deconstruction of a classic name tag that is that somebody might be wearing if

49:54 And it had, and they made them for everybody that went to the thing. And it consisted of their name across the top It was one of those you know plastic badges inside the plastic Had a photo of the guy Then it had a blue stripe that went from corner to corner Then it had a bunch of bull crap just M-M-N-N You know its just like something meant something Just a bunch of...and a serial number in a different font And the thing looked really slick. This guy says he has been able to just wander around... Oh, yeah! Just walk around wherever you want to go right? Yeah In fact here's just.. You know what? It looks extremely official So here is where the advantage Here is where you can really take advantage of this Getting boarding first Well maybe you can do that I don't know how far you can push this but If when you like....I didn't realize until one time I went to Taiwan and one of the women that was

50:46 escorting us over from I think it was Acer, taking us there. And she was a PR woman but she dressed in some funny way that made her look to... for all practical purposes she looked like a stewardess and we all went to the money exchange spot, and she got a different rate. Really? She got a better rate? Yeah! And then I found out that airline personnel and official people in official business and all the rest of it get a different exchange rate. It's like 10% better deal so all you have to do is say we have this badge around here, you can go up to the exchange booth they just take one look at that and you get a better deal. I said well its outrageous Well I think

51:30 We're going to be boarding and we'll of course board our platinum members and any uniformed service personnel. I think I just have this thing, you can just go up so that you get it. I'm kind on the down low today. Just a little piece in my uniform here. That's Arabic. I am undercover military. Anyway thank you so much! We appreciate your help. It is important to us this is the value for value model if we are not giving you value don't give us value If you don't give us value then we won't give you value Now of course you can always do one thing like NoahJennerCD.com is propagate the formula! Our formula is this, we go out and hit people in the mouth. And before we get too deep into anything I'd just like to do something a little light for a moment...I received word from our military contacts

52:37 In fact, I have the exact wording here. Let me... Oh that was well prepared Curry! Here it is. Consultants and advisors are going in to Syria expect CW to be deployed possibly in Europe to blame AQ So you know what CW stands for obviously? No I don't. Chemical weapons. Continuous wave. Chemical weapons. Oh bull crap. Tell you something that's just come into CNN, sources telling our Elise Labbott at the State Department that the Obama administration is moving toward increasing aid to the Syrian opposition in the form of non-lethal military equipment and military training now these changes are being talked about with allies right now as part of Secretary of State John Kerry's meetings in Europe

53:32 The sources stress the US is not considering providing weapons to the rebels. An important distinction and one we'll see if it will last." Yeah, besides that of course a report came out today that U.S.-made M47 anti-tank missiles are being found all over the place in Syria This is what we were talking about when my contact talked about the consultants, the advisors, the DIA, the Delta Remember the AGW, AWG asymmetric warfare group? These are the 5,000 people they're now sending in and it's DIA. It's CIA this is what this little news that you just heard here from Aaron Burnett This actually means we're going in we're full on in and I don't know how these guys even coordinate amongst each other They all hate each other

54:22 But they're in. And this same contact, when he said I'm worried about Mali and I said that on the show one week later... Of course we already had this from our economic hitman but when our military contacts had Mali as it one week later it hit so if he's telling me Syria is going to hit and he's talking about chemical weapons I tend to believe him He says there's 12... Well, they've set us up with the chemical weapon meme really early on. If you remember all the news stories that was like oh he's got chemical weapons! Oh is he moving them? We gotta protect the chemical weapons and I don't even know they have any chemical weapons. Well this this is kind of agreed upon

55:07 This is not the same as Iraq. There is agreement about these chemical weapons, and I'm not getting any information to the contrary about Syria's chemical weapon stockpile and that they are dispersed all over the place So look, I am just going by what I hear And so far my contacts have pretty much set me straight when it comes to other things that are going on So the chem... but what I found interesting is was possibly that it one of these chemical weapons could be ticked off in Europe to blame AQ and really pull Europe into the whole terror state and everything. I mean, that's possible It's not like they haven't been testing all kinds of biological weapons There are kids all over the place going in a hospital with strep this strep that you think this is a coincidence?

55:56 How many kids do you know or does JC know that have wound up with lung problems? There was a rampant strep outbreak recently in the Ferry Building Merchant Area. Well we have it here in Texas! I've never seen so much strep, especially during a period of time where the weather is actually quite nice here It's beautiful here, we've had extreme degrees. Strep is still a thing that just kind of floats around rarely does anyone get it But is it a viral infection? What is strep exactly? Streptococcus is a bacteria and it gets in the throat area

56:34 I guess somehow and if you don't take care of it, you get rheumatic fever and then have a heart problem the rest your life. It's not good thing to do. Yeah but these young kids are going into the ICU with pneumonia and all kinds crazy things that are popping up so to me that means test. Well they've always tested American public with these things from in the 30s and the 40s and how could you still be alive I don't like people in jail for this but instead they just yeah whatever promote them give him a better job good work have you seen this? This has got to be my favorite. Actually it falls under another jingle heading as well

57:22 Did you see the latest announcement? The Obama administration, it seemed like someone pulled the plug and just everybody left all kind of at the same time. And we never really talk about that because I don't think that's even normal but the new... Let's see if there was a recess appointment chief agricultural negotiator for the US government will be Dr Islam Siddiqui and he still is a long Siddiqui. Dr Islong Siddiqui, he currently is at CropLife America so this is the guy who was going to be in charge of negotiating I guess with the agricultural

58:18 industry about biotech and pesticides. Now please go to the CropLife America website which you will find at croplifeamerica.org, which is kind of funny! Let's see... The importance of crop protection products right here on the front page and you really need to go to the About page it's just outstanding who they represent. Prop protection? Yes! The benefits of pesticides... This is a total Monsanto shill and he's now been, I mean the guy has been a lobbyist all his life and now he's all of sudden on the other side of the table here to shepherd his buddies in i guess Well that reminds me another screwball story in the egg business this was headline in the Huffington Post aspartame in milk

59:16 Oh yeah, yeah. Their industry seeks approval to drop label for artificial sweeteners are going to start taking the crap milk that they make and then they're gonna dump a bunch of...a bunch of artificial sweetener I know it's funny because i saw this is in show notes from maybe three shows ago cuz showed it popped up on the federal register with the FDA was opening up for comments but yes essentially which who reads this except us The FDA is saying, oh we think it's okay. First of all to have milk sweetened at all and then just to call it low sugar? Low sugar milk! Why do you need them? Why do they need to make milk sweet? It makes no sense. They're just trying to move more aspartame or something I have no idea maybe to make him addicted. I have no idea this is like somebody has to explain this to me. I didn't know the stuff was that weird

1:00:11 It was toxic. Last week the Food and Drug Administration, FDA acknowledged a 2009 petition from the International Dairy Foods Association obviously an evil operation IDFA in the National Milk Producers Federation that seeks to drop the FDA requirement to label with oh heaven forbid we label what's in these products did label milk and other dairy products as artificially sweetened when they contain Yeah, episode 489. People look at your labels and obviously this is against the law to do this right now but look on your label see if you're already getting it on there It's very possible that you already have your aspartame in your milk so... And by the way aspartame also is a trigger mechanism to make people hungry and one of the reasons probably almost so damn fat Well it shrinks your brain I have it here

1:01:06 So isn't that crazy where it's illegal? Some researchers have found that artificial sweeteners alter people's brain chemistry making them crave higher calorie foods which in turn makes them more prone to obesity and diabetes. But they want this, they want it! These guys talk a big game about the health of the public and then push this crap... What is FDA going to do? This is from February 20th. Flavored milk, this is a little different from what you're reading. Petition to amend the standard of identity for milk and 17 additional dairy products. Ho ho! Filed a petition requesting the agency amend the standard of identity for milk and 17 other dairy products provided for any use

1:01:59 for the use of any safe and suitable sweetener as an optional ingredient. FDA is issuing this notice to request comments." Since it was all over the news, I'm sure people are up in arms about this since our news media has informed the public immediately of this outrage. Yeah once in a while that does happen. Generally speaking though there's like all these guys, the Aspartame people, the soybean The canola people, they have this public relations companies that go out and in fact if you look at this Huffington Post article which we'll send it put in the show notes. If I remember to send you the link there's like... You can see a shill right in the comment section talking about how the stuff is safe, its delicious, its perfect

1:02:50 But these guys go so far as to like high fructose corn syrup for example we know can't be used to make chocolate it can't be using a lot of candy making because it's not sugar. It's some form that is not the same as sugar, thats what we know but their argument is no it is sugar and we'd like to change that so we don't have to use the name high fructose corn syrup. We want to make it either corn sugar then change it to sugar, and we've already seen the corn sugar thing take place but the way they do the propaganda as exemplified by this clip which is the show on ABC called Sub Purgatory which is about a bunch of you know neurotic women or girls actually in high school listen the way they play this at this was the opening up the show

1:03:36 When you first started dating my brother, you put me in a very awkward place. You think you know somebody? You wear their Letterman jacket... ...you put your tongue on top of their tongue and move it around only to find out that they are all lying liar who lies their lies directly to your face! Look how you feel I experienced this same sense of betrayal when i found out the real deal about high fructose corn syrup. I mean sugar is sugar Am I right?! Wow, oh my god so you could take a shit written show and you can still get on television as long as you have the high fructose corn syrup industry behind it. You know I'm wondering about the writers of this show because i get that sense that they were told to use this line and so they used in the context of someone who's a lying liar, liar, liar, liar... And so the context of that particular comment was in such a negative... No! I disagree. I think they tried

1:04:37 You've overanalyzed it. You heard it too much I heard for the first time and actually meant to me I heard it just without listening to a million times. It was my first time, I heard lots of... I didn't listen to it a million times! I listened to it three times. Liar liar liar and then I heard this thought like these guys who are the sugar is sugary. No no, it felt exactly the opposite to me Well it probably had the opposite effect. You can't throw this kind of propaganda at the public without having an impact. But wait we can help John there's still time here it is number one The petition states that amending the standard of identity for milk to allow the use of, quote, any safe and suitable sweetener in optional characterizing flavoring ingredients would promote honesty and fair dealing in the interest of consumers by creating consistency in naming of flavored milk products.

1:05:27 because flavored milk could contain a non-nutritive sweetener without bearing a nutrient content claim, e.g., reduced sugar as part of its name? Would the proposed amendments promote honesty and fair dealing in the interest of consumers?" Wow! Talking about newspeak... Why don't you just bring George Orwell back from the dead?! No, that will be in the... These people are disgusting. Yeah it is but this is a disgust whoever wrote whoever put that together is a disgusting person. Well thats the FDA! That's what you spat upon if you ever ran into him or her in public It's the FDA The FDA is putting this together. Somebody who sat there and wrote that yeah the FDA is disgusting they're not serving the public at all obviously they're serving the interests of these industries well while we're on

1:06:18 It's really it's gotten out of control you you are You are the hashtag trender. I mean, you have started such an incredible trend in the universe I mean, I don't know what's going on and some will attribute this to the first lady I'm saying is John C Dvorak This mac-and-cheese thing is off the hook now. I mean, I don't know what it is But now I'm seeing this everywhere I mean literally everywhere. I think we're just starting to notice everybody deserves their mac and cheese so um, i see on the white house because the first lady's out promoting her healthy recipes in her you know let's eat healthy let's move and uh something like oh i might as well check this out healthy recipes from the white house to you

1:07:05 Hi, welcome to the White House. Encouraged blah-blah-blah great healthier schools. Okay Please enjoy the enclosed recipes from the White House kitchen congratulations again So number one the number one recipe broccoli soup and then number two Cauliflower mac and cheese it's like okay alright then I've gotten into the habit of listening to our national treasure NPR to pick sorry yeah, well I pick up on good story ideas And I hear this all right so you brought us some Suggestions because we wanted to expand our menu of office cooking You know I was thinking about smug thing the mug gauntlet was laid down in front of me and so I picked it Up and decided to do a mac and cheese Mac and cheese in the mug It's out of control

1:07:57 I just see mac and cheese everywhere. People are sending me, you know, restaurant menus... The only thing i haven't seen is a mac and cheese food truck! I mean we're still on- Oh no there's apparently there's a guy well I got it from someone No! Yeah, I sent a couple of them they were back east Someone's already beat us to it with the mac and cheese food truck? yeah yeah I looked into it It's like you can buy a turnkey operation Uh, here on South Congress trailer everything the kitchen's $40,000. Yeah but that's not the van that-that's a trailer where you haul around at barbecue or something No no it gives you got to spot everything. No no we have food trucks here are stationary they don't move around the ones that we have on South Congress

1:08:39 We have a like, a parking lot with it's called... And they just stay there forever? Yes. We got one guy who built the container that we have a couple of those little parks in San Francisco There is one over by the Costco of all places and they have a variety I got 1 let me think 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 or 10 Of these trucks and they're all different none of them are the same They're you know Indian and barbecue Chinese and whatever. And those stay, and I think there's deaths happened here and there but generally speaking most of these trucks you see them going across the bridge early in the morning and then they have a route they don't always stop at exact same place that will go in one neighborhood for a week and then it'll go to another area and then another and be floating around making decent money They're packed! Well this is what I'm saying we could make super money with this

1:09:33 Anyway, just I'll wind up our segment. As I see actually there's a Mac and Cheese truck album art that was submitted. I guess we missed that one It's pretty cool. Mac and cheese, $7. Bacon... Add bacon, one dollar. Add spam two dollars. Add lobster! Mac and cheese on lobster? Well that'd actually be pretty good. That would be fantastic! That's a $12 item right there. And I remind people who don't listen to the show all the time, that mac and cheese is a depression era invention. Yeah it... When people were starving to death so they used cheap cheese and cheap macaroni which didn't cost anything and they melt them together and that would be their dinner and as we pointed out when the people shot all of the mac and cheese at the store most of it says Mac & Cheese Dinner It's like a dinner

1:10:34 It's a dinner. Nobody finds this weird I do and then i find it very strange Now, I got some notes from people that say you know hey man you know this is actually mom when moms who make mac and cheese for their kids are telling their kids they love them because they're not taking them to McDonald's or Burger King I guess there's something to it I mean that it is a step up But it's... I agree with that. It is, but it's mac and cheese if the mom liked the kid that much well how about making them like a you know substantial meal or something really you know some stir-fry or make him a hamburger at home? I mean what just... I don't want to take the kids to McDonalds! Is that too fat to get out of the house?! Make them some Mac & Cheese Madge!! They like the mac and cheese their kids!!! All kids love mac and cheese You know hot dog is probably better for ya

1:11:24 Greasy, all this is grease. Cheap chairs just grease and starch So John what is the now that you are a billionaire due to your mac and cheese truck business What is the secret of your business? Starch and grease And we salt our Mac and Cheese too Oh my side hurts! Starch and grease very nice Boy that really hurt. I got like a stitch on my side from that oh crap all right? I got so much to talk about so if you want to roll a clip out or something uh, I got a Couple of interesting clips there's a book out now unfortunately in French But do you know how many billionaires are in China what do you think? Billionaires and let's put it this way a couple years ago there were like 10

1:12:29 Oh, then I'm just gonna say a thousand. No! Billionaires? You're not talking about guys with some money. There's 140... Pay the book on Chinese. And that's a recipe that's rife for corruption as my guest today... clip goes on for days. I only made this as an example of my making a clip so i don't lose the clip. Play the other one, how many billionaires China? Three decades after Deng Xiaoping led China on its first baby steps towards a market economy The Forbes rich list can barely keep up with the exploding fortunes of China's Tsinghui, that is the new rich in Chinese. At last count back in October, as recently as October there were 113 billionaires in China a quadrupling of the number in the space of just three years now In a country where the Communist Party is still very much paramount making lots of money

1:13:28 also means having to make lots of friends in politics. He doesn't understand this situation. So essentially the whole country is, I mean this can't continue i mean this is a government supposed to be sharing you know communist dollars and other bull crap not sharing anything no screw the sharing if the Chinese wake up and the Chinese will put up with a lot but then every once or some leader somebody will come along and rile them up We'll spell doom for them. This thing's gotta fall apart. Hold on, who was the last guy to do that and what happened? Mao Right so how long ago was that? That was... The 30s? Right so it's 80 years ago Yeah short

1:14:11 short time the Chinese thinking and right so what happened oh this is important because people you know it's what's gonna happen if someone's gonna make a movie about Mao and it'll be completely full of crap so please tell me what really happened how did Mao come to power? What did he do, and what happened I have no idea okay great thank you historian He's a communist. He came to power during the, you know as a follow-up of the Marxist revolution that took place in Russia they saw opening because the corruption that was in China was rampant which was obvious at the last of the you know the dynasties and all these emperors and they had a couple of revolutions that took place at the same time one was a military revolution then there was his and he had the better pitch

1:14:56 Mac and cheese! You're gonna get all this cool stuff from us because we're going to steal from the rich and give it to you. Really? That sounds familiar Yeah, that's a old pitch very well It's a great one. He had a better pitch mac and cheese his wife say hey point on Juan mac and cheese That's the pitch Okay, that's a good clip. I also have a rundown if you want to hear it of exactly what happened in Italy which is now a fiasco? Well yeah, you know i've been in touch with Willow and asking her my sister asking her a whole bunch questions let's play your clip what do you have here uh essentially the rundown on where things are stand right now with the three parties pretty much getting the same amount of votes and none of them want to form a government because all three parties hate each other

1:15:46 where the Italian government itself is in the midst of a leadership crisis following the general election there. The center-left won a narrow victory in the lower house of parliament, but the Senate split with no party in control. The leader of the left is still pledging to form a government if he can. Siobhan Silk has more... A somber post-election speech from Democratic Party leader Pier Luigi Bersani We haven't won, even though we came in first. This is the substance and the reason for our disappointment." The Senate is in stalemate and Bersani's centre-left coalition has a bare majority in Parliament but he will try to form a government one option is a very unlikely alliance with Silvio Berlusconi whom he blames for ruining Italy

1:16:35 The other big block is the anti-establishment Five Star Movement. It holds the balance of power, but its leader Beppe Grillo seems unwilling to consider a coalition. We are heading for historic change in the culture and in economy and for this we must not think about making alliances The citizens are now the state. Politicians must go home because the game is over for them." Bersani has no time for Grillo's reservations. Everyone must take responsibility, up till now the five-star movement has said everybody go home

1:17:16 But now they are in this too. Either they go home too or they say what they want to do for this country." Alright, so... They didn't get necessarily equal votes. Beppe Grillo's five star which I think is a very interesting name got about 25%. So the only thing that could happen is- The other two got 29 each? Yeah, so that's more than they almost had a third of that. This is the same thing isn't it? Isn't this what happened in the Netherlands where they couldn't form a government Not exactly because they had many more parties and they... But it's very similar, yes. It is similar so that what will happen is... What Beppe Grillo says and I did not get from your clip which you heard in different clips Is the right and the left will be forced to form a coalition And they will rule over the ruins they've already created Then we'll have a guaranteed election one year from now because he says he refuses To go into a coalition with either party So by default would be the opposition I am here to say

1:18:17 This Beppe Grillo character stinks. What do we know about him? The only thing people can say, oh he's a comedian! Very funny Let's see He in many interviews has always spoken very favorably about Ahmed Ahmadinejad Osama Bin Laden Ken Livingston His wife is Iranian In 1981 he lost control of his car with three friends plunged into a ravine, all passengers were killed. He lives We know nothing else about this guy Nothing I'm saying he's an asset It wouldn't surprise me in the least Just like Mao was probably an asset for who? Well that is the question That is the question I think we both kind of agree that In the warring factions out there Italy has to come down it would be great! We need to go into war

1:19:21 It's going to take several years, but we know Europe has to go into war. This is no different from any other cycle that we discuss. Italy has always been on the cusp of all these wars over there. You had the cropping up of Mussolini in the 1920s and then he just ended up hooking it a pure fascist, he was a fascist and he was the progenitor of the whole fascist movement. And then he hooked up with Hitler and that was the ruin of Italy What are you doing tonight? I'm hooking up with Hitler Yeah, Hitler seems like pretty good guy So you and Hitler did hookup last night? Hookup with Hitler is show title Hookup With Hitler write it down

1:20:12 Well, we've got plenty of fascist crap going on here to be worried about what's happening in Italy. And something happened... I had one of those magical moments and it really is because the Cartillerie River thingy that it all came together It was flowing at the same time and blew my mind when I figured out these two things were related Did you hear at all about the President's I guess it's a memo. Let me see what it is, that doesn't have an official title It's just the directive I think about IEDs countering improvised explosive devices you didn't hear about this at all right? Did not okay so this was released on the 26th or two days ago let me just see if I have there might be a White House Actually does kind of ring a bell

1:21:05 Let me see here White House policy. This is actually from the whitehouse.gov RSS feeds that's how I know about it Here it is for immediate release the White House policy for countering improvised explosive devices The president signed the White House policy For countering improvised explosive devices today, the policy can be found here That's their entire news release Now, so that came through my little system there. I'm like, eh well you know what? Might as well take a look at it and this is going to correlate into something else which came through one day later but first let me just read through this so this is about when you hear the term improvised explosive devices What do you think of

1:21:53 I think of what, I think of is imagining a guy in Iraq that is floating around the areas where we've mined the whole place with these bombs and digging one up taking it apart redesigning it so it becomes a roadside bomb and then giving it to some character who will plant it along the roadside. And then set it off somehow or had set itself off But when a large American convoy or some guys in a black Cadillac drive by it and hit it. That's what I think of them You are so poorly informed, Shittison Huh February 26th 2013 from our president We have no greater responsibility than providing for the safety and security of our citizens allies and partners I'm sorry that is incorrect Mr President I just want to point out for the record your responsibilities to defend and uphold the Constitution but okay I digress

1:22:50 The use of improvised explosive devices threatens these interests by killing, injuring and intimidating citizens and political leaders around the world. Inflicting damage on US forces on the battlefield and disrupting transportation and the flow of commerce." Skipping ahead... Today marks the 20th anniversary of the first World Trade Center attack. Aha! There you go John already you were incorrect but that was also in IED we have come a long way since that time. What? Today marks the 20th anniversary of the first World Trade Center attack. We have come a long way since that time! God, I can't believe he wrote that... Our capabilities to counter IEDs have evolved and grown

1:23:33 In issuing this policy statement, I recognize the important achievements to date and establish our priorities for the future in countering that threat. We must not become complacent but must continue to challenge ourselves and each other to be more effective against these threats as we work together to reach our shared national interests of safety security and prosperity. Carry on slave! So then there's this policy document so already i'm like wow this is kind of interesting They're saying that other things... Yeah, the first thing you would do. You Adam Curry would look at this and go what was the point of this? yeah and how come all of a sudden is an IED which i've only heard about in the context as you aptly described an IED is something that some guy in the sand we got a drone for doing it blows up our crap and our dudes That's an IED No no

1:24:30 Improvise, so here's the strength in the... I'm just gonna skip through this a little bit. And by the way let's just examine this redefinition Improvised is a key word in it. Yes, which means you're kind of ad-libbing it. Yeah, off the cuff! So the guy who built the bomb that was under 1993... Which I'll point out was in a truck It's in a truck and all very carefully designed. And it was given to him by the FBI The FBI gave him this This is well known, documented The FBI said oh here's this truck and we've set it all up for ya You know that right? No, I don't know that Alright well look it up

1:25:09 Look it up. I don't have time for that! This is like, I can't go back to 93, I can't go back to 9-11... I gotta move forward. It means a little roadside buy. Doesn't mean somebody who builds a... guess what the Iranians are doing? These nukes they're supposed to be designing Well this is what's interesting about the definition You've nailed it exactly Improvised explosive devices, IEDs remain one of the most accessible weapons available to terrorists and criminals to damage critical infrastructure and inflict casualties as was demonstrated in the attempted bombing of Northwest Flight 253 on December 25th 2009 so it's no- The crotch bomb or the other one? The crotch bomber. Shoot bomb, the crotch bomber are IEDs now? The crotch bomb wasn't IED Wait wait wait!

1:26:03 No, the reason I'm going to tell you yeah. I know I'm safe for some unknown reason on the surface You you me the deconstructionist of the day for this moment are gonna Tell us what this is really about and I'm sure it's gonna be interesting Yeah But I just have to move through it a little bit more because if you have to understand the scope of this This administration is so they also say The 2010 air cargo plot That was basically the printer ink bomb, so those are also IEDs. This administration is expanding and broadening its counter-IED focus building upon existing policy and strategy which establish an implement measures to discover prevent protect against respond to recover from and mitigate IED attacks and their consequences at home or abroad

1:26:59 So then they have these points, leveraging integrating aligning United States government efforts. Basically everyone in the government get together this is our new terror IEDs enhancing our focus on protecting American lives. To better meet the IED threat at home, we will seek to incorporate lessons learned abroad while respecting legal and policy factors relevant to domestic counter-IED operations which means screw your privacy Promoting cooperation with governmental, international and private sector partners. The United States will work with partners to reduce the IED threat by sharing intelligence... Sharing intelligence, building capacity and developing complementary activities with the private sector. Sound familiar?

1:27:54 Screening, detecting and protecting our people facilities transportation systems critical infrastructure as well as the flow of legitimate commerce. This is the mother load John We will continue to develop and use advanced protection and detection technologies and capabilities with our allies, at home by effectively deploying and integrating these technologies into our critical infrastructure transportation systems to decrease the risk of IED attack while facilitating legitimate trade & travel. So whereas we had Al Qaeda over there and all this frightening stuff, now You will hear continuously of the IED threat here at home. IEDs is going to be your new terror word

1:28:37 So, here's what happens. Screen detect protect. Screen detect protect. The Department of Homeland Security uses intelligence gathered by other departments and agencies to best position screening measures that keep explosives out of transportation systems. Screen detect protect. Conclusion the threat from IED use is likely to remain high in the coming decade and will continue to evolve in response to our abilities to counter them so What is being talked about here is sharing intelligence, screen detect protect and on the heels of that comes the next mention as registered in the Federal Register for information collection. Technical resource for incident prevention user registration where we heard this term before? This came to come one day after the IED threat technical resource for incident prevention what does that spell

1:29:37 It spells gun registration. No, no no try it again. You're... It spells wiretapping Get to the acronym Oh ID National ID Technical resource for incident prevention Oh technical resource for incident protect trip Trip Remember we had this whole story? Tripwire Oh, Tripwire was an operation called Tripwire. Tripwire is basically the dragnet of scanning everything we do. Right for that big computer they're putting up in Utah or Denver? The Technical Resource for Incident Prevention, Tripwire it literally says it here in this registration is OBP and OBP is the Office For Bomb Prevention did you know he had that?

1:30:29 The Office for Bomb Prevention. I'm telling you, online collaborative information sharing network for bomb squad law enforcement and other emergency services personnel to learn about current terrorist improvised explosive devices tactics techniques and procedures including design and in placement considerations Tripwire was established as an IED information sharing resource under Homeland Security Presidential Directive 19, which calls for a unified national policy for the prevention and detection and protection against in response to terrorist use of improvised explosives in the United States.

1:31:11 Tripwire is now legitimate. Tripwire is everything we know about you goes into the central tripwire database under this presidential memoranda and the directive because of improvised explosive devices, and you will see the entire citizenry of the United States submit and give all their information because we don't want to be blown up by IED. And... Wait hold on a second let me just ask you simple question before you go on Since 9-11 how many IEDs of this nature have blowed up in the United States to begin with? With the redefinition, several. Because the underwear bomber was an IED... Didn't go off didn't blow up? Ah but you have to be afraid of it! Obviously i understand what you're trying to do and appreciate it but your... There hasn't been one incident that I can think of Your silly logical banter is no good here so this is bigger than

1:32:14 And anyone realizes, I believe. You watch and you can put this in the book, IEDs... The great thing about an IED is it's like anonymous! You just pop one off, oh a terrorist IED? By your logic or by my logic they're gonna have to blow up some phony baloney IEDs Absolutely yes of course Of course Well i know exactly what we are going to do Do you know all these houses that keep popping off Gas explosions why we just call them IEDs gives a crap. It's easy don't have to plan anything Oh terrorist, ied What would you blow up the teacher's house? Yeah, because it cuz I'm gonna have a logical reason this is not gonna fly what do you mean? It's not gonna fly unless they do a real You know actually kill somebody which is that outside the realm of possibility. I think they will kill somebody so they'll kill somebody yeah Somebody's he'll drive over it

1:33:16 No, no John you're missing the point. I'm sorry. I gotta take it back This is not like a road the road is not gonna blow up Okay their call this it's a change in terms we know I understand the change in definition So a guy with a pipe bomb throwing it at a bank. Yeah, it's an exploding crotch It was all ied honey. I got an IED here that you won't believe and this is to shepherd in the legitimization of tripwire for the office of bomb prevention my goodness do they have a website? They must have a website. Office of Bomb... Yeah, there you go Google even knows about it OBP I down with OBP

1:34:05 The Office for Bomb Prevention leads the Department of Homeland Security's efforts to implement the national policy for countering improvised explosive devices, and enhance the nation's ability to prevent, protect and respond to and mitigate terrorist use of explosives against critical infrastructure, private sector, federal, state, local, tribal and territorial entities. Just awesome tripwires. It's all right here and not even hiding it grab us some sort I wonder who's getting the money follow the money well, who is the One of who leads it who runs that leadership Patrick Stark? Okay, we can send him an email OBP at DHS gov send him this so in this episode Actually don't

1:34:54 Yeah, don't. Philip Stark? No Patrick Stark. Patrick Stark. Pony Stark He's probably related! Patrick Stark... no one knows it he could be related to a Philip Stark I wonder if they have an executive profile on him. Nope. Patrick LinkedIn Oh yes, he has a LinkedIn page oh we love that okay here We go it looks like a douche previous Peter Patrick Patrick Stark and I thought I was logged in here um

1:35:33 Previously the FBI SAIC. These guys are all the same yeah look at him I don't see him STARKE oh okay he has he has 390 connections That stinks. I thought, but i'm logged in but i'm not getting any do you have to pay? When it's when it's going is can't cat uh concatenated yeah it says chief office for bombing. It does! Chief Office for Bombing there you go that's his chief this chief goal

1:36:10 The bar a professional career of 20 years of strategic and tactical results oriented management and leadership expertise in service to the United States This is a track record of consistent mission accomplishment visionary initiative and unquestionable loyalty Professional experience extends to international venues doing Q okay's a spook include Europe Africa the Middle East Southeast Asia giveaway, and the Americas give away number two Can we create an IED group on LinkedIn and connect us to him? Yeah, probably. Can you do that? Anti-IED LinkedIn group. No just IED. I don't think it should be anti. IED information! I think it should just be IED thats funny So what did he do? He was a surface warfare officer in the Navy then he went onto special ops

1:37:04 He was actually in ordinance disposal. Oh there you go he knows all about a V and then he was a senior analyst Analyst Company some company or some no it's um some quasi government covered SAIC which I think what is that that's the strategic? IC is That's School of the Art Institute of Chicago? No. Science Applications International? No. Shanghai Automotive Industry Corporation? Yeah, I think it's Science Applications International. I think that's what it is. Located headquartered in McLean Virginia

1:37:54 By coincidence. I bet he has lots of friends. I'm sure he does, so if you're working there and by the way people out there new listeners go watch it's on Netflix or Amazon The 13 episode series called Rubicon which is about... It's still out there So he became a program manager right out of there for some unknown reason and counterterrorism at the FBI. Oh really? That's interesting. And now he is at US Homeland Security so that we know what this all about, it was just more intelligence guys. Yeah but the bothersome thing here is Tripwire go back and look at all just Google trip wire look at all all the stories about it and its illegal It is completely illegal taking your information I'm sorry you're not even taking

1:38:45 companies are giving it to them and entering it into Tripwire. Google is putting that stuff into Tripwire, and just like you know... Here's my problem with all this so here I am 48 years old I've been through...I've seen times.. I've been through some stuff.... I've got a FICA report that smells like a graveyard. It's poop! And I can't do anything about it You know, it stays... I've got stuff on my record that is there. That's just gonna be there until 2019 and you can't... Yeah well you're going to be red flagged! So i'm red flagged for everything as it comes when it comes to financials Everything! I can never get a loan nothing just and it's ridiculous stuff It's just oh well now you don't have any... No good news! I am surprised you can get a debit card yeah me too actually

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1:55:36 It's something really exciting about, because you know all the digital modes where you're typing in on a keyboard and it goes back and forth. And people are using macros and everything but when someone is keying with you There's a personality thing, you know because well first of all they have to really slow down because I can't copy. Can you understand them as it comes across? Are you at the point where just you can hear Morse code? Yes but no more than 10 words a minute but what happens is...because it's kind of like texting

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2:09:59 Drone driver. So they'll all be just like, all the cabbies will be drone drivers. Eat me Hillary Clinton! There you go. Alright keep up the good work. Nicholas Boink boink boink I think Boink? Boink boink wink and ride New South Wales I it says read, but I'm actually in Sydney world's most beautiful city Which is unfortunately infested with narcissistic douchebags and bankers a now first-time donor But listening since about show 50 poor student, but I thought I'd donate well. I could get a mention for a modest amount I think that would help the show is to move the donation section checks into the end of

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2:12:08 Seattle 50 bucks, Fleet Larson in Bettendorf Iowa. First owner want to thank him and everybody else who helped to contribute this show 491 we got 492 coming up headed to show 500 So look out for 31313 and we'll put that up on the new donation, the new contribution, the new support page. That's at Dvorak.org slash NA and hope everybody keeps contributing keeping this show going. Yeah this is important number people 31313 that is the thirty-first day of the third month of the thirteenth year three one three one three episode number 500 it will be quite a

2:12:49 It's quite a number for us 500 episodes I mean find some podcasts out there of this length of this value that actually Do this on a consistent basis and then tell me if this is worth it to you the best podcast in the universe We certainly try for a group's order slash N And of course we have a couple of birthdays. Which we love to celebrate! Garrett Reed, he celebrated on the 26th Scott turns 32 on Saturday Sean Hogan says happy birthday to Chris Sweerzeck I hope i pronounced that right and Elizabeth McCartney

2:13:31 says happy birthday to her husband Jimmy Woods celebrates on the 28th that would be today's in pictures happy birthday from all your buddies here at the Noah Jett show fortunately no nightings today yeah sad shame yeah it's sad um I want to ask you a question before we get into some of these offbeat topics including my clips is what is I mean now there's a book coming out, and there is little clip here that kind of explains it. Some woman who was actually quite attractive apparently had an affair with the guy for seven months and then wrote a book called Beauty And The Beast. Yeah! If you get to see this woman if you see picture of her... Spook! Oh yeah! So now this is what did this guy do that they have just

2:14:25 pile drive this guy into to oblivion. Whoever did win 50,000 euros in damages the book is called Beauty and the Beast and it was written after the author had an affair with Dominic Stroszkan in the midst of the scandal over accusations he raped a New York hotel maid. Stroszkan says the author was simply trying to make a buck. William Edwards has more Marcella Jacob's book, Beauty and the Beast is hitting bookshops this Wednesday but if you want a copy you might face a bit of a wait. A French judge decided against a ban that required an insert to be added and that'll take time The work recounts the author seven-month affair last year with Dominique Strauss Kahn in graphic detail His name isn't mentioned but Jacob told a French magazine that the former IMF chief was the subject though she admitted mixing fiction with reality

2:15:16 Fiction or not, Straszkan has called the book a gross invasion of privacy. I'm completely disgusted by the despicable nature of this text and by the fact that it's completely untruthful in what it relates to. It is all done to make money with no regard for the devastation that could cause my personal life, family life and children so now I say enough! I am tired of being used and want only one thing – to be left alone The court also ordered the French magazine that published excerpts of the book to publish a statement on half of its cover. The author, editor and magazine will have to pay a total of 75 thousand euros in damages. The decision is unlikely to put an end to the intense scrutiny into Strauss-Kahn's life... So this woman, Marcella Lacoub, is smoking hot

2:16:12 And she's young. I think she's younger than she looks in the picture, because she got kind of an older haircut. Yeah. But she's... yeah, spook. I mean let us forget that when Strauss Khan was removed and they were tapping his phone They set him up with this maid That was a setup They set him up with this maid It was to remove him to bring in Lagarde This is why this guy, and so every single... if he tries to make a move they just have to make him look like an idiot or pig as literally if you look at the cover of this book there's a pair of high-heeled pump shoes and a pig. Yes! A pig!

2:16:56 I know it's relentless that this guy zigged when he should have zagged. But realize that all these elites, you know just like our beloved Petraeus and Alan and all these guys they are megalomaniacs! You get to this level of power and you know it's just like whatever hey come over here get on that I'm gonna hit that tap that because you can get it all and look at this woman...I agree spook And this guy probably, I can get that. Look at him and it's great seeing the two next to each other ugly old fat beast! And he's getting that? Well of course it's only because either A.) He is rich and powerful which I don't think he was that rich but he had certainly power and influence or she's you know there to compromise him

2:17:43 Success and the media has a story. They're not gonna all of a sudden print you know his truth about how Lagarde screwed him and took over and Captured the IMF, and then immediately worked with you know with the US Treasury And bankrupted the entire world who's gonna believe that no pig yeah? Oh I believe that it got look at guys a pig so this is just how characters You know i wouldn't surprise me if the guy doesn't kill himself Well, maybe they're trying to drive him to it or actually no. They'll kill him and then put the gun in his left hand? Because it's obvious that what you just said is in the public domain in terms of a mindset that oh I'm surprised he doesn't kill himself then he kills himself because you can't be the only one thinking that No...no although I am a genius

2:18:31 So I want to play a couple of these things from this Michael Shrimpton. Explain who Michael Shrimpton is? Well, if you play the first clip which i believe it's the long one and you don't have to play the whole thing which I think is the Shrimpton... Michael Shrimpton on British murder pedophilia ring and was a murdering and was run by Ed Heath Prime Minister of all people. And it's outlined in a new book that is called Spy Hunter by this guy and if you play this clip he introduces himself I'm Michael Shrumpton, my day job is barrister I used to be an immigration judge many years ago My other job is as an intelligence and national security consultant I've just written my first major book Spy Hunter We weren't getting anywhere in the intelligence community we were being blocked

2:19:21 persistently and consistently in London and Washington, and it seemed to me that only by bringing public pressure to bear on politicians could you actually get anywhere. These extraordinarily frustrating intelligences about speaking truth to power but if there's nobody in power able to act on the intelligence then its a little bit pointless gathering it in the first place There are people still alive who are involved with the pedophile scandal obviously I'm not going to name them on our radio program But the most prominent paedophile associated with the Savile Ring was a man called Edward Heath, who you may recall was Prime Minister and took us into the EEC.

2:20:00 And Heath was recruited as something that Christopher Story published in 2005, something which is confirmed to me by General Obus Marcus Wolfe of the DVD and Stasi. Heath was recruited by the Germans in 1937 I've said this on Spy Hunter Heath was into little boys and Saville were supplying them A number these boys were taken out of the Hauptagrande in Jersey Saville was taking children from a children's home with the support of German assets in Jersey. Remember, the Germans used to run Jersey and whenever the Germans overtake somewhere there is always a stay behind intelligence organization. Gladio... ...German assets didn't pull out of Jersey in 1944 Wait wait, is this about Gladio? Is he going to talk about Operation Gladio? No! Five Only German troops marched out, they surrendered The German intelligence operation in Jersey

2:20:55 stayed on after 45. Jersey was very important to the Germans because of offshore financing, because we do a lot of our offshore financing through Jersey. The banking in Jersey is quite interesting and What was happening was that children's homes in the Channel Islands, particularly at De Grainne and Jersey Children were being taken from these homes boys at the case of over teeth as he was gay And a pedophile were being taken onto his yacht The Morning Cloud right there in fact several morning clouds and that's where detrue comes it this is all so this is amazing John what a great clip but There was one in particular which won the Sydney about your race. Which has eventually sunk in the

2:21:35 English Channel from memory, but it was the boat that was sunk on which most of the abuse took place. Saville was actually going out to... he went down to Jersey and was actually taking boys there's another man involved as well but Saville himself took boys from the children's home where he was a guest or welcome onto the boat so he was taking boys out onto Morning Cloud now since Heath is well known And since the boys were talking young men, depends how you define child. But as a lawyer one would normally define children under the age of 14 which is the age of criminal responsibility They were about that age sadly but they were old enough to know who was abusing them It's quite clear that in most cases they weren't willing to be abused and even if they were at that age we don't regard consent as informed consent

2:22:35 defined in the United States as a phrase, statutory rape. The boys were murdered and thrown off the boat now very courageous Jersey police officer was aware of the pedophile ring was aware that boys are being supplied to politicians and key figures in Jersey knowing that children had gone missing from nursing homes there's no dispute about it uh... the police in jersey were aware they had missing kiddies Their theory, which is quite perfectly reasonable theory was that they must be buried in the grounds and I think you should look at the files. You see there was an attempt to find their remains by digging up the grounds Was it Lenny Harper? It's been some time since I looked at a file on this but if you told me it was Lenny Harper I wouldn't dispute that for a moment What I do know is this police officer very competent very courageous because he was up against a cabinet

2:23:31 office-backed pedophile ring and the investigation he was conducting was at some professional risk. And indeed, I suspect his life is also at risk at one point because he was getting close to some very uncomfortable truths for certain people in the cabinet office G02 in London and certain people in Jersey In the German network which is even today there's still a German network in the Channel Islands This is...so this Jimmy Savile Jim will fix it he received the papal knighthood. This guy was... Which is maybe the reason the Pope quit, no that was the other pope, the guy before him But it's just un.. you know and but whenever I launch into my conspiracy theory about an entire section of the elite ruling class in government and in elitist families people call me a nutjob

2:24:22 But this is like, and it connects to the True... No. It connects to all of us. What's interesting to me it also connects to Boys Town USA John! All these things are connected as a huge network Well let's play Shrimpton 2 which was a shorter clip that brings the Germans back into it And apparently this is the initiation of British entry in the EU The cabinet secretary at the time who thankfully no longer with us Hunt was also a paedophile but he known about Met Saville, he was Catholic. Met Saville as did that very nice man the late Archbishop of Westminster Cardinal Basil Hume. Basil was not a paedophile but knew Hunt and had a shrewd idea...he wasn't stupid he had a shrewd idea what'd been going on and I've no doubt was told to keep a lid on it

2:25:10 The Hunt was in on it, so the Cabinet Secretary at the time was in on it and aware of what was going on. He was aware he had a Prime Minister who's involved not just in abusing young boys but murdering them as well It is quite possible that there was a crewman on the yacht who did the actual murder I'm not saying it but he necessarily bashed the boys on the Boko and tossed them overboard He may have had somebody do that for him But he certainly guilty of murder under English law As an accessory or on joint enterprise basis The cabinet secretary today knew that we had a prime minister who was vulnerable to charges of murder at the Old Bailey. A bit of national security missed and the cabinet secretary, as you can well imagine, was very keen to keep a tight lid on things

2:25:51 Hunt of course is working for the Germans and was very keen on British membership to the EEC. It was Hunt and Heath between them who were responsible for Britain going into the EEC along with another German spy, exposed in Spy Hunter called Tony Barber So I'm looking but Spy Hunter doesn't appear to be on Amazon yet. Is this book... when does this book come out? This is a lot of suppressed stuff Another EU example is one little anecdote he has about Madeleine McCann who was murdered. Yes, this is the young girl who was abducted in Portugal and never heard from again which of course also rumored to be an elite pedophile ring in Portugal actually and I think they later did arrest a number of people in this pedophile ring It's my report for the Joint Intelligence Committee which has put on the website disgracefully by The Daily Mirror few years ago

2:26:43 In the case of Madeleine McCann, she was going to be abused by a senior member of the European Commission in Brussels whose name is known to British intelligence. I can't identify him in spy hunter but um...I do know who it is Wow! And how come this is the thing that bothers me? There's no way that Madeleine could ever return alive to her family because the danger would be even at tender age four she would recognize him and know who was abusing them How come if... I've heard this, I hear this all the time. Yeah i know who it is but im not telling Why not? Why not just come all out? What are you going to do? Well because he knows enough He's the same thing that YOU had going on when you were in Holland

2:27:25 You're going to get sued and you're going to have to prove your accusation, especially in the European Union. The laws are different than they are here. You can actually pull off being more accusatory in the United States but you better still be careful." So he just accused...the only people names are all dead but you know he has supposedly the documentation, he has credibility to a point. I don't know how credible this guy is overall but he does have a lot of... He speaks nicely Well, yeah. He's also the Shrimpton Kelly murder is a nice little clip and then I'll play the one that is extremely strange. You said yourself that parts of British intelligence have been infiltrated by other countries so how can you say we would never do such thing? Ah well then it's not we is it if a German... let's take the assassination to David Kelly That was done by G02 which was the German operation in London And he got German assets inside Thames Valley Police for example

2:28:25 Where you've got Brits working for the Germans then you in my view is you blame the Germans? You don't blame the Brits because the Germans are paying them or blackmailing them pedophilia is a Wonderful means if your hostile intelligence agents, they're blackmailing politicians. Ah Really so that's what he thinks that Kelly was blackmailing politicians with pedophilia no No Now I don't know what it would be some that was a different topic they killed Kelly for some other reason and then this guy kept hounding him about well why would the Germans be doing this? Why, why, why would they be using pedophilia because we don't supposedly in terms of the British intelligence MI6 and MI5. And he went on to say this is the style of German intelligence operations

2:29:14 and made a point out of it, and then he brought in one item which I think is just the most off-the-wall thing I've ever heard because unfortunately the interviewer doesn't back him down on this. What the hell is he talking about? Why did this happen? But when we look at Sandy Hook, There's always this lack of evidence of anything and then we have something like for example, this phony baloney Pierce Morgan. Just play just kind of a reminder, Pierce Morgan lies one clip Good evening, you're looking live at Capitol Hill. We are just a few hours from now the Senate will hold its first hearing on Dianne Feinstein's assault weapons ban that ban would outlaw 157 kinds of military style assault weapons it would also ban large capacity magazines that hold more than 10 rounds of ammunition if you've watched this show later you'll know exactly where I stand i think the ban be a very good thing for America but his passage is far from assured even in the wake of the Sandy Hook massacre

2:30:15 The shooter there, it's important to note used a Bushmaster semi-automatic assault rifle with a 30 round magazine. In fact many magazines were on his possession." No I'm sorry that was found in the car? Yes it is bullshit he's a liar yeah yeah that was funny so then they brought on a couple of dad and some other dad who lost their sons and if you listen to this interview this is as if you have somebody up there who had a script to read and they don't like the script, they don't know what to do. They may have had a national security letter so they really can't say anything or whatever really happened in Sandy Hook which nobody seems to really understand and listen to this way he had...the way Pierce...the way this guy responds to Pierce when there's...this is very short little interview

2:30:55 Joining me now is Neil Heslin, his six-year old son was killed at Sandy Hook. He's in Washington to meet with members of Congress about the assault weapons ban. With him is his friend Stephen Gritch whose son was also a tragic victim of gun violence killed just days before Sandy Hook during a home invasion near Clemson University Welcome uh...to you both I just want say from the outset Neil and Stephen that you were friends from high school in Connecticut You've known each other for very long time joined in this awful way by the death of your children Neil, let me start with you. Tomorrow's a big day for the assault weapons ban, for the ban that is trying to go through on high capacity magazines and so on Where do you feel this debate now is in America? I don't know on that... I still believe there has to be a band in place for assault rifles and the high capacity magazines

2:31:57 Wow. Steven, you've also lost a child. Were there monarch butterflies flying across the screen when this took place? Which is a surefire symbol of MKUltra It was unbelievable Oh my God So then we hear from Shrimpton This unbelievable, and this is just completely off the wall. It wasn't followed up and I would like to get a hold of this guy and find out what the hell he's talking about because this is the craziest thing believe me And you know take the crackpot side on this segment This is the craziest WTF clip it's the craziest thing I've heard forever Okay now I have not heard the clip ummm...and I would like to make a guess You'll never guess Sandy Hook was a ritual killing

2:32:47 Satanic ritual killing. No, no, no. Damn! Now you're painting a picture of lots of sort-of high level pedophile characters in the centre of government what on earth purpose would that serve? Oh if someone is inclined in that direction and you can supply them with boys then you've got to hold onto them or girls there's nothing worse for politician than being exposed in the murder and sexual abuse of young people And...if you've got a politician who is abusing and killing young girls and boys, but boys or girls then you've got a hold on them. This has been a standard German intelligence tactic for decades. Well surely it's not just the Germans? I mean the British intelligence surely are using these kinds of tactics any intelligence service would want to

2:33:37 No, we're the good guys. I mean MR5 and MR6 don't do murder but obviously occasionally it's necessary to take people out but that is always done by independent contractors We are the good guys You're English you would say that wouldn't you? Well I am British...I'm in favour of the British and certainly count myself as a patriotic Englishman and uh... i have a british yes but we are the good guys and one of the reasons why with the good guys as we don't approve of the killing of children we've never get british intelligence setting up a shooting like this and he was shooting in united states which is getting set up by the germans five mexico I had a bunch of crazy Mexican drug gangsters rolling up to school shooting up the kiddies. It was just absolute nonsense! The British judge would never, never touch an operation like that with a barge." Whoa... whoa... WHOA! Uh step back away from the podcast receiver

2:34:32 Alright, thanks. I thought i had a weekend... I've got nothing but research ahead of me now. Holy crap! Mexican gangs spurred on by the Germans? Oh my god! Awesome good job well played sir Yes, yeah I was actually taken aback by that myself. It makes a lot of sense because there is so much evidence of one of the green car outside has bullet holes entering but also exit holes. So someone was shooting out of the car

2:35:10 There's all kinds of stuff that is and also, you know the records have been sealed for another six months at Sandy Hook and the The judge says well You know We don't think the people could handle the possibility there was more than one a shooter involved This is not reported on it anymore But but it does get reported on but just not a headline anymore because God forbid. Oh wow All right Thanks very good job And Yeah, I mean...I feel like I'm inadequate. Like you know, I am a shriveled little shrimp here as a crackpot and you've outdone me! You totally outdone me and never heard of this guy. This is great! It's really great! And he doesn't get interviewed much. He was on this little station in Bristol and he doesn't get interviewed much. Basically has been suppressed and the book...I don't know what happened to his book

2:36:06 And if the guy has a website and in his website he never really discusses any of this stuff He kind of held back on all of it because it was into security agencies of some sort, right? And he just then he rolls out the book and tries to get some publicity. I think they shut him down But I tried to find this on Amazon's not an Amazon It's called spy hunter there's a different book called spy hunter but not by him Shrimpton that's called it's called Spy Hunter The book but it's but shrimp tin is not on Amazon period So, let me see maybe on it. He has a blog... Remember the beginning of that original long clip? He says this is his first book so and if you look up spy hunt well then it wouldn't be looking at if he's in the books not there then he won't be there

2:36:51 So I mean it's not as though he did other books that show up on Amazon. Right, right... But if you look up Spy Hunter and then put in Shrimpton there are some links to obscure stuff He first came out with this in the middle of January last month. And then there is a piece that he wrote kind-of a prelude to the book June or July of 2012 where he even brings in some more crazy stuff and kind of hinting about this book. Alright, here's the problem I'm just looking at simianpress.com So they headlined what David Icke has been saying since 1998 about pedophile and child-killing Prime Minister Ted Heath is backed up here by barrister Michael Shrimpton an intelligence of national security consultant from his own contacts in inside experience so the problem here is now He'll be associated with David Icke right, so that's a problem. Yes That's a big problem. Yeah, but what are you gonna do?

2:37:48 David Ike has this old information. I guess it was known a lot of people yeah, oh yeah well David Ike was BBC It was a sports presenter so he knew all about it He knew what was going on and he was at the BBC so we knew him and he's a gossip obviously And he's not the kind of personality is just gonna be shy and reticent and so he found out about it, and then of course he went on his merry way becoming David Icke. But then he was marginalized generally speaking by the public at large And uh... So this guy backing up the Ike claims is just going to be marginalized too! Only listeners of The No Agenda Show will know anything about this in the entire United States This is never going to come out at all. And you'll have a little blurb when he kills himself

2:38:31 Right, he'll kill himself. Just a little blur... Oh, two gun in the left hand! Two shots? Yeah we have to keep track of him so uh He's well connected but you know yeah it doesn't matter. He looks great though I'm looking at the picture it looks like he's sharp Now, God bless him. I'm going to give the guy some karma and hope he stays alive for a while this is good. You've got karma So again if you get dizzy from this podcast and you're thinking oh my god what is going on? We just lifted up the veil of The Matrix momentarily for you to peek around and under it all you have to do is turn the podcast off turn on your telescreen and everything will return back to normal and you'll feel perfectly fine or will you

2:39:10 And I would like to keep my deconstruction of the Department of Peace building for Sunday because that's how we teased it. Yeah, that's teasing so is there a brand new department? It is a huge piece of legislation which I have deconstructed in its entirety let me just say this Get your brown shirt out of the closet because the ministry of peace is upon us Yes, I'm not kidding. I saw that I said oh this is too funny no But yeah, I know I expect we'll do it on Sunday still the same part of the new same newsletter cycle Yeah So if will do it on Sunday because I don't you know We're already over time here and I do want to finish up with The ever-important entertainment industrial complex

2:39:53 This is of course I'm referring to the ceremony known as the Oscars and a lot of things happened during this year's show. And, the first thing that...this was Jimmy Kimmel actually that put this together because You know, we're in Texas. We're in a weird time zone so you get all this red carpet stuff ahead of time and this has been bothering me for a long long time and we've talked about it on the show use of words incorrectly um and there's a list of them and I'm really disturbed by awesome

2:40:32 Right? The use of the word awesome. Yes, also the current use of the word sick have you heard this sick? Her body is so good that it's sick her body is sick It's just sick I don't like that. It doesn't feel good, particularly when one woman says about another woman but props to Jimmy Kimmel for putting together a hundred uses of the word amazing during the red carpet coverage. Have you seen this? This is fantastic. You look amazing! Thank you guys look amazing too. Her hair looks amazing Joe amazing. That's amazing. You look amazing you look amazing your hair looks amazing. I'm pretty amazing amazing It was amazing. You're amazing. You look amazing everyone's performances here is amazing It's such an amazing ride amazing weather amazing hairdos made the experience Amazing McQueen dress to amazing people amazing year amazing books

2:41:27 I think it's amazing. You're amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. You look amazing! That looks amazing! That could be amazing, you look amazing. Quite amazing. Thought it was amazing and it's gonna be amazing. Amazing! Amazing! Amazing! Amazing Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing career, amazing family and she looks amazing. So by the way the chat room is pointing out to me that you actually used the word sick in that context earlier in this very podcast I did yes and I remembered to point it out but thank you chat room

2:42:28 So I played this video which you can find in the show notes for 901.nashownotes.com from Miss Mickey By the way, I used it ironically but go ahead I know you did honey believe me and I played this for her because she's an undocumented American She's an immigrant and so you know she is still honing her vocabulary And she finds it very important that she learns new words to use this is the one of the most frustrating things for Her when you are not a native speaker, and you want to you know not fall into The hipster trap of using these types of words which is it happens very quickly? And she said that's it I'm from now on. I'm using the word divine

2:43:12 And I think we should institute this old gay male. I like well, this amazing is used by primarily old gay guys So how about just divine? It's just divine you look divine and also I would like to start using most assuredly Which I don't think is actually correct, but it sounds great. Instead of certainly or yes just most assuredly it makes you feel when you sit with someone to hate are you going to like call for the trash can? Most assuredly yeah well I'd like to use for that out. I'm gonna use indeed now indeed works in print if I'm going to go get the trash shop Indy hey John wait a minute did you take the trash out? You're gonna do that

2:44:01 Indeed. Now you tried on me? Hey Adam, are you gonna take the trash out? Most assuredly! Alright so a couple of things happened during the Oscar ceremony and... Can I say one thing before you go on your list? No please please That woman, what's her name? Jennifer Lawrence who ever fell down on the steps. Yes What kind of a... I heard that there were something they were cheapening the whole operation You're supposed to have when you build those crazy steps with no way of... You have dudes who hold onto you! You have a couple big dudes who hold onto you or women in case of men going up because it is dangerous Yeah This is as a Curry Dvorak consulting business meeting this isn't outrage

2:44:49 And it was these two producers, these two old gay guys who produced a divine program. Who really missed out on this and she had a dress on which you know she had a I think it was Chanel? No it's Dior. It was a huge dress and knew it was a problem yeah and There was no embarrassing for any woman regardless, but yeah I totally agree you need dudes there. It's a cheap-ass crap show and female unfriendly Yeah, well Female unfriendly yeah they hated women Totally the open someone's gonna fall in fact when what's her name camera? She had to go up sideways to get up to the things the

2:45:38 The big-eyed, big mouth woman that won the award. Big eyed, big mouth woman... What's her name? Adele?! She won. Just the word big doesn't apply Big eyed, big mouth What's her name? The actress that did was in Les Mis Oh yes, Les Mis girl with the short hair Yes I'm starting to dislike a little bit She is getting annoying Yeah yeah It's always like... Here we are And since were such talented people Well just beside the point it doesn't mean you can be critical You don't need to be chicken to spot a bad egg Alright Howard Stern hates her

2:46:15 Don't care about that anyway go on well. I was very disappointed that Yes, you know during the commercials they shall have to wait and hathaway who came in and told you that nobody okay? So during the commercials we see like Harvey Weinstein running around and stuff they actually did an award a category this year And didn't even air everything I do have some audio of it if you're interested. Of a nominee that did not make it on the air, wanna hear? Sure. Coming soon... From no agenda films Oh brother A journey into the mind of a curmudgeon I complain endlessly The Grouser Bullcrap Prepare to be buzzkilled Shut up!

2:47:05 It was very hard saving that for two hours. The grouser! Now I know why you did this. No, no... Okay so anyway um I want to point a few things out obviously we have the first lady of the United States all of a sudden showing up to present the award too well it was a shoe in either way it doesn't matter what was gonna win did you hear the speech she gave? Yeah Did you find anything weird with that? Well, I didn't study it. Okay...I just found the whole thing offensive and then of course they give it to Clooney and then backstage Clooney's going on about this is the real story that should have been told and we had last-the last show people should go back and listen to it. Let me play it right now! The only thing I would say was that 90% of the contributions to the ideas and the consummation of the plan was Canadian

2:48:01 and the movie gives almost full credit to the American CIA. And with that exception, the movie is very good but Ben Affleck's character in the film was only he was only in Tehran a day and a half The hero in my opinion was Ken Taylor, who is a Canadian ambassador who orchestrated the entire process. So here's what is very important and this really... whereas we had pipelines on episode 181 people pay attention to what's happening here So Michelle Obama handing out the award to Argo, which I fully believe she knew about. And by the way of course the first lady is hanging out on a Sunday night at midnight with a whole bunch of military men and women dressed up in their battle dress. Of course it makes so much sense showing the power of the first lady and the First Family and the military-industrial complex

2:49:01 just showing sheer that was like Hugo Chavez would have done that it was unfucking believable to me that she did that now so even President Carter which this was about this with a test run to change presidents Carter's legacy into something very positive So now all of a sudden, oh well President Carter because he even has a little role in the movie as we know during the credits. You know oh he freed the Iranian hostages nothing could be further from the truth but the guy who wrote this fictional story actually won the Oscar for writing the fake story and here's what blows me away We have George Clooney a known CIA asset

2:49:42 who was a producer on this film. Producer means funding In addition to Huma Abedin, Hillary Clinton's girlfriend being thanked in the credits which means the State Department obviously had a hand in it there was one other person on the credits Whitney Williams special thanks to Whitney Williams. Whitney Williams was the first lady Hillary Clinton's director of operations when she was in the White House Whitney also serves as co-founder and chief executive officer and board member of the Eastern Congo initiative Co founded with yes, Ben Affleck so the money it's you understand The money is coming from

2:50:27 CIA and State Department government sources. And the crazy twisted thing about it is And this is why Clooney always stands to the side and is really embarrassed and timid because he knows that they literally, it's a movie within a movie. They created a movie about something that didn't happen there was no John Goodman there was no fake movies script there was none of this bullcrap this backstory but they actually did it with money from the government to create this fake movie about fake movie and they said well you know what let's get Ben Affleck to direct it because if it sucks no one cares. It's fucking Ben Affleck we don't give a shit about him, we'll just misuse him and then it turns out oh! It was really a good movie so the Hollywood establishment which knows this said well we're not gonna give the guy best director fuck that this guy is total

2:51:19 a total government operation right up to the White House. So, okay it won Best Movie they couldn't stop it and that's why they snubbed him on that this whole thing is revisionism Cultural creationism and revising history just like Lincoln, which is now going to middle schools. Just like Zero Dark Thirty... We don't have pictures of Bin Laden we're not allowed to see them because everyone go crazy Oh! We can't have that And Mickey made a very good point I tried this out on her this morning. She said, you know how come we can't show the picture of Bin Laden yet we had this entire movie about killing him and the woman, the actress what's-her-name?

2:52:03 the cute redhead who didn't win? Yeah, the redhead. How come she's not under protection why isn't she being threatened for her portraying a CIA agent indirectly responsible for the killing of bin Laden that we can't show the pictures or anything and we dumped him in the ocean this is all making history this is the danger and you can take a Lincoln movie and show it in schools, and you can discuss and read all the things that Lincoln was reading because he was very prolific. He read a lot. He knew a lot. The kids will still remember and believe the story that was in the movie. This is what is destroying history legacy, and its really, really,

2:52:48 dangerous and there's nothing we can do to stop it by the way. I mean forget about it but you need to be aware that this is taking place and what, what is frightening to me is that we now have movies working towards the future coming out in June there are two movies coming out which yet...and I would say we have to be fearful for the president's life We have White House down uh, coming out in June. White House down looks to me like it's gonna be the better of the two Channing Tatum will be in there Jamie Foxx Maggie Gyllenhaal James Woods I mean this is a full on awesome awesome cast There's no trailer available yet that'll be out in June Coming out March 22nd 322 very important numbers for The Elite Is White House

2:53:46 I'm sorry Olympus, what's it called? Olympus has fallen and i do have a trailer of this movie uh and they already have the website online olympusmovie.com Mr President five minutes sir evening ma'am Merry Christmas Mike Mustang Mrs Big Top bringing out the full package where'd that come from So first the president's wife dies. Everybody knows you did the right thing on that bridge and the President knows You gotta learn how to get back into the real world Mr. President, we're ready for ya And now... Our guests have arrived We've got a C-17 flying over the Capitol and shooting at The White House! Sir there is no intrusion Let's go move Come on, you get the idea What is the point of these movies? Because it

2:55:02 Wow. Is it just a message to say, hey in case you didn't know it? Yes In these... We're in control and don't forget you're just a stooge for us. Morgan Freeman... That's the possibility I mean we've seen this Listen to this cast! We have noticed this problem over and over again When we first started doing this show we saw this situation Listen to this cast Morgan Freeman Angela Bassett Dylan McDermott Ashley Judd These are not small little poopy movies This is good stuff and there are two coming out, and the dates have been changed. I mean this is... There's something going on that is very very very big with the complex

2:55:42 On the back end... I think Obama's getting too big for his britches. Oh yeah, on the back end there is one thing that i don't know if anyone really noticed it kind of went undiscussed but this where the real danger lies and they better watch out. Love you so much to my children Christopher Thomas Alexander Samantha thank you for inspiring me everyday My mom and dad thanks for telling me could do any crazy career choice I wanted Finally want to thank all the artists who worked in this film over a year So did you see this part? No, I missed that. Okay so this was when Life of Pi won

2:56:28 and what the guy is trying to say is that all these visual effects were made by an outfit called Rhythm & Hues. And Rhythm & Hues actually had several thousand people protesting the night of the Oscar, several outside of the venues because their company's effectively being shut down. Um...and here's where the big mistake is being made The elites or whoever is running this show refused to pay the visual effects makers what they really deserve and they're starting to revolt. And you know, you need these guys! You need...you've got to take care of your visual effects people

2:57:06 So apparently there's no real union, people even the director is not even thanking them anymore. Director photography is not even directing photography anymore they're just sending it all to the visual effects people Here's one of the visual effect guys who have been in business for a long time who explains the problem. Ways is what happened to Rhythm and Hughes symptomatic of the industry Well, it's been sort of the way it has been for the last 20 years that I've been involved in the industry which is The visual effects guy at the bottom of the heap and nobody pays any attention to us. Nobody gives us any due and mostly we're never really paid the amount of money that we should be paid It has been interestingly enough the Jaws theme...it has been a swim to the bottom

2:57:57 Maybe you need a bigger boat. I mean, I wonder if the situation with visual effects is why would people go into this industry? Isn't that just capitalism that someone's willing to do it for less?" Well, the people that go into the industry that are visual effects artists are in fact artists. This is not done by technicians this is not a bunch of people pushing buttons and computers and whatnot The world-class work are done by incredible artist men and women that have you know our painters and sculptors and model makers but now do their work in a 3D world inside at the computer When I was in the magazine business, it seemed like the art director was always the one who got this stuff at the very last minute. Whenever one is late it fell on these...on the art director because they had to come up with those visuals sort of the last minute Is that the same thing in the movie business?

2:58:45 Well, it's exactly the same. We're always the towel that wags the dog. Interestingly enough, the gentleman that won the Academy Award for Best Director of Photography didn't even thank the visual effects people but when you look at The Life of Pi here is a movie that is 70-80% digital in fact most of the visuals that you see in this movie are absolutely beautiful which is why the Academy probably voted for it have little to do with the director of photography and mostly to do with the men and women back at Rhythm & Hues. So I love how he says, we are the tail that wags the dog. Yeah it's a funny reference Well he is not saying it by just some coincidence John so this is a real problem and I'm warning Hollywood now

2:59:27 I'm warning you now, you take care of your visual effects people or you're going to see more little small little things are gonna start creeping in. You know how they put like the you know the drew a penis on Snow White or The Mermaid or something at Disney? Remember that? No, but I can see it. I know how these guys operate. Yeah so there's no way to explain it. Apparently the Star Trek models had all kinds this crazy stuff exactly exactly I think my favorite was a rural FD mailbox with the red flag on it. Anyway, so this is what's going on. We are revising history we are teaching through a full-on media which goes completely unscrutinized has nothing to do you know we want to ban guns it's all about video games the enemy of the movie business television is entirely fair game in this except for the pay channels the movie channels will of course be protected

3:00:27 And this is where the true power now lies. And if I'm to believe that the press corps is onto this, but they're afraid to say it... They're afraid to say it! You know why? Just because they don't, there's advertisers involved. Thank you exactly. That is why people have to support this show! Thank you it's exactly right and we'll give you more reasons to support it on Sunday when we take you through the new Ministry of Peace which is not a joke There is a true Department of Peace building and I have deconstructed the entire bill which already has 10 co-sponsors It's introduced by that douche knuckle from California of course

3:01:12 But that's irrelevant, but it's not something that just was made up overnight. And I think the Peace Academy sounds fine So you make sure you tune in Sunday or whenever you pick up the podcast of The Best Podcast In The Universe We'll be very happy to provide you all about information It's up to you whether you want to support us or not your choice we do appreciate it Coming to you from the Travis Heights hideout here, just off South Congress in the capital of the drone star state Austin Texas. In the morning everybody my name is Adam Curry and from northern Silicon Valley where I can honk that horn without some suit telling me to stop! I'm John C. Dvorak we'll be back on Sunday sans suits and as divine as ever right here on NO Agenda

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