Huma-Gate

00:00 Wow, if Adolf and I had the YouTube blurring it would have been so much easier. Adam Curry John C. Devorah It's Thursday July 19th 2012 time for your Get Mo' Nation Media assassination episode 427 This is no agenda I traveled on trains, planes and automobiles to get back home to Camp MoFo. And i'm here in the capital of the drone star state Austin Tejas! In The Morning everybody! I am Adam Curry... ...and from northern Silicon Valley where i'm taking part in the first post-post modernist podcast IN THE WORLD. I'm John C. DeVorek. It's Quackplot & Buzzkill!

00:39 Post post modernist Was this like want of a better term was this like a Dvorak family topic of conversation and dinner or something? As a matter of fact, yes. Yes You were like hey dad I'm reading this book on modern art the history of it and we don't have a term for what's actually going on today We've just left the post-modernist era after being in the minimalist era and now we are in some new era which apparently from start analyzing it our podcast is part of. The post post modernist era? Whatever's gonna be called you know what's really post post modern and I appreciate you did it, is your your new avatar on Skype

01:27 You have a you wanted me to change it So you're wearing a Russian babushka hat and you've got a glory hole instead of a mouth I'm not quite this is a this is the ode to the today through the PBS painter Oil paintings in real time That's that's actually a hairdo dude. It's not a hat dude What does our fear if it looks like a glory hole? What is that thing oh? I don't know, I don't know what a glory hole looks like but it's not that hairy. Yeah, I think it depends on what establishment you're in. Well maybe if they'd watched the place once and awhile

02:08 Anyway in the morning to you John C. Dvorak in the morning to you what's your name again? Adam Curry, mr.. Adam curry now of the betrothed Adam curry back from Holland I want to say In the morning do you in the morning all ships and sea boots on the ground subs in the water yes And of course in the morning to all of our producers who are our human resources there in the chat room They don't they're like the honey badger They don't care They don't care. They're in the chat room even if we are three hours late! And someone found a harmonica. A cheap Chinese harmonica that sounds like crap! Wow man, what uh... What a trip I had Yeah i heard yeah I wonder why we weren't on for the last couple shows? Yeah and the worst thing though is that we had two pre-produced shows 425 and 426 And they were well received I might add. Yeah a lot of people actually liked them better

03:08 They're like, hey you should do that more often. I'm like stay away okay so if you're just catching up to the program here for those of you who listen every single episode and are weeks behind hey got married and miss Mickey and i went uh to the Gitmo Nation lowlands for these ceremonies and I must say it's always interesting to be back in the old country. You learn a lot, you learn a lot. Do you want to little report? The old country! I like that term thats why my mom used to use it is the old country well not like Italy old country. You know what's really interesting because of course Miss Mickey and

03:56 are incredibly well known in this small state of Euroland, known as the Netherlands. And on top of that it's July so there is like a bare-bones skeleton crew in the press and... Oh right because everybody is on vacation! Yeah, we were... That was good timing for you! Yes, we were... And now back to real news We were The News And guess what newsflash the press is stupid, huh? Everything Now the press let me write this down Stupid it's good to be reminded though You know because when you cuz you know We haven't been center of attention of anything and no one gives a crap about us here Which is really nice

04:47 But then it was just like every report is wrong. You know, right down to give me some of that we you know this lot of it was apparently video blogged and ended up on YouTube even though he couldn't understand anything because I was speaking in Dutch but what was give us some examples of the miss Classic press screwing up. Okay, well let's just start with we were staying at Mickey's flat Which he hasn't had for three years or two years Of course it was a friend's apartment Lex my buddy Lex and he let us use his pied-a-terre

05:22 They had, let's see the wedding date wrong. The venue wrong just about every single thing wrong and I was loving how they always you know Adam Curry former DJ like thanks bitch. Like not one mention of no agenda and that one mention of anything have ever done in my life just former DJ yeah right um you know but it's just everything everything was wrong however Somehow, and I don't know why this happened or what the spin was but they were really really nice to us. Even though they had everything wrong they were like really respectful and it's like you get a certain level of super stardom which is completely unwarranted there is no reason for it other than its July and nothing better to do because of course there are no other news happening anywhere

06:16 But they you know we had paparazzi camped outside the door in the streaming rain for four days Yeah, it seemed like it was raining. Oh yeah. Yeah well this is kind of cool because I introduced the term liquid sunshine and to the Netherlands, you know as we're walking out in our suits and Miki in her beautiful wedding dress. And then we've got umbrellas and everything like oh are you bummed out it's raining? I said no man that literally said it in English No man that's liquid sunshine! And that's the quote everywhere Curry says liquid sunshine but then some newspapers translated it to Curry said he has the sun in his hair What?! Yeah this is how dumb they are

07:01 He has the sun in his hair. Anyway, it was kind of cool though to be You know dead you'd have security and and the press you know like bikes driving into them falling over each other And you know trams hitting him yeah that's cool no I you can move back No, I don't think so actually I was gonna say at the same time you know So we're staying in my buddy's house And he says, look it's just pieta tear and he doesn't use it all that often. He said all you have to do is use it whenever you want. All I have to do is whatever you use up just replace it so I don't go there like there's no coffee or... I gotta meet this guy! Oh you love him

07:39 Particularly because he has a Pied-a-terre in Amsterdam. Oh yeah, that too! That would be the reason and also like toilet paper right? So you're there for a week and then... I'd establish his wine collection at a little higher level. That would be my exchange. The wine collection is not at the Pied-a-Terre And so, you know. So then I'm like, oh, just go out and we'll just go buy some toilet paper. And then it's kind of weird because, you know, I walk around the corner up to the Latchis that out and I going into the drugstore and I come out with like eight rolls of toilet paper in the paparazzi taking pictures of me, you know? And then it's like then it sucks what she got to do with this toilet paper is feel watched them like, Oh, I'm so happy. I'm so happy that I don't have that anymore

08:27 Anyway, the weather was okay. I didn't mind that but the big bummer was Christina's passport her entire bag with everything was stolen in the week prior to... But I mean everything right? So the kid had no ID and i think there has been some blowback from the State Department Me essentially calling our Secretary of State Hillary Clinton an evil Luciferian devil bitch. Yeah, I don't think they even know well They put this poor girl through the ringer she could not get a passport to this day still does not have a passport She's stuck in Amsterdam? No no she was in LA! She never made it to the wedding

09:09 Oh, I was wondering about that. Yeah it was so wait a minute she had her stuff stolen at the airport? No no from her from the car of course you know wasn't a bag job wasn't the smartest thing but everything so she had no ID's so you know i'm literally like...I had her birth certificate sent that off, you know and then she has to show like W2s and then yeah but they kept saying no this is not enough. You have to come back and it's like don't you have a yearbook? Like what?! I'm gonna show a yearbook! So I'm on the phone with her mom. Her mom is rummaging around trying to find stuff

09:48 You know finds like a report card and and actually one of those child protection I guess she was fingerprinted at one point when in New Jersey as a kid. Yeah, no that's not enough No you have to have Trent it's like all this bullcrap And then they said, well no we're not going to give it to you. No and by the way were gonna keep all this stuff were not gonna give your birth certificate back so the kids like distraught she can't even buy a new phone or bank card everything's gone she says do have a payphone that I can use? They laugh at her face! This isn't the 90s These are the a-holes, A-holes at State Department. Anyway I will say that some No Agenda producers jumped in Richard and Hashim from visaHQ.com who by the way have set up a 10% discount for No Agenda Producers if you use that as the coupon code they were very very very helpful although there was just not enough time left

10:47 to actually get her the passport, but so they're gonna walk it right into the State Department in DC on Monday and she'll get her passport and everything. But it was just like wow you know I just... that was mean that really sucked um let me just say a few things about the Netherlands of being a part of Euro land status has changed status symbols With the you know with the Great Depression going on over there. It's really interesting Everyone now is really into really really really small cars preferably battery cars everyone wants a battery car and the instead of a clutch car yeah, and the government is incentivizing it check this out if

11:30 They give you free parking spots at charging stations that are government subsidized. They're sprinkling throughout the city and everyone's like, oh well yeah I'll get a battery car now and so you know you get free parking you can plug in to really not bad that's a good deal yeah it's very interesting and have that at the Oakland Airport by the way no yeah yeah and then iPhones you know it was like No one that any the only thing people use their iPhones if you don't have an iPhone your douche Which I just found in you know they look at me like what is that thing? What's a crazy phone. You've got yeah, what is that? That's kind of you know the galaxy note man. It's kinda cool. Yeah, it's not an iPhone That's no also point out to him that your phone isn't scratched up like theirs hmm indeed so well anyway we had

12:25 We had a bachelor party which was thrown for us at the supper club. I know you've been to the supper club on Queens Day, so that was just fantastic! There were like 10 No Agenda producers who came to the bachelor party it was really fun and they gave me all kinds of crazy... Remember No Agenda Groupie? Remember her? The official No Agenda groupie? So she gave me this huge black dildo There's all these kind of what is that? What would the point I'm wondering what she was hinting at there. No But she also gave me all kinds of other cool stuff like a g8 france wristwatch It's like one of those premiums they give out at the G-8 meetings Oh, that's nice Yeah no i got all kinds of groovy stuff and uh but it was just really nice and you know And I have to say I know agenda producers in Holland They're a handsome looking bunch all like you know six feet tall these guys are all good looking

13:23 Yeah, that was really... That was nice. It was great to have him there and then we just had you know it was just one of those crazy supper club parties right but it but it was really well done well executed and then we had our actual nuptials with a closed group. Where was this? The wedding itself? Yeah. So that was Monday and that was on the Supper Club cruise boat, they have a... Oh yeah right there was a video of this! And that was fantastic I wonder what you're doing on this boat?! Yeah and it was great I mean just like I have a couple friends and they came oh no there were I have to say people even at the weddings said so where's that where is that what's that asshole name Dvorak the grouch Where is he?

14:07 Yeah, I were to walk. I would like to say that I officially hereby ban the use of rice During weddings. I think this is a very bad thing It apparently makes birds explode well it's Here in the US of A now most people use bird seed no well they used rice and because it was raining So the rice got in my hair and it started to expand. I still have rice, you know in my hair. It's like growing in my scalp. And there is rice everywhere. You know, it came home in the suitcases

14:46 Anyway, so yeah. Yeah that's all real new stuff so but it was just it was really nice miss Mickey said yes It was beautiful Yes Wow that was a highlight Now let's talk about the travel back because that was kind of perfectly coordinated to leave on Wednesday and to arrive here at Camp MoFo on Wednesday. First of all, it's Schiphol Airport Amsterdam's international airport always nice to know that there is a no agenda Wi-Fi access point throughout the entire airport I think we've talked about this before

15:21 That I think one of our sysadmins may have something to do with the infrastructure there So you can probably guess how to connect he asked me specifically not to mention it on air But throughout the entire airport. There is a an access point for no agenda producers You can probably would say what would be with the UO at the? Name of the access point B. No agenda perhaps wouldn't be kind of apparent that And then I would assume, I don't know. The password might be kind of apparent? The password? Yeah yeah okay so that's uh that was really cool but then uh... People can ask us in private if they ever want to go through there we'll set them up just send us an email and we'll take care of you

16:07 So then we're, you know where they have the security at the gate there at Schiphol Airport. And so they've got to get the Gitmo body scanners and I was actually in, you know, and I'm like, well this is going to suck because you can't opt out in Europe And remember now this is the very airport where the underwear bomber boarded the plane, waltzed into the plane. Yes with all kinds of an explosive pair of underwear and this is why we have all this Gitmo security everywhere. The Mickey walks right up says yeah I'd like to opt out I don't want to go through that and there was a magnetometer in the back and they said oh yeah no problem you just have to take your shoes off then in that case

16:50 And we look at each other like, really? So we just take our shoes off go through the magnetometer and and we get like a little frisk but you know just like you know no waiting for resistance. No inside the waistband or back of the hand or any of that I could have had a huge package of explosives with me And I'm like really this is all the security theater. This is what it comes down to you Just say, oh, I don't feel like going through your get most scanner Okay No problem and it wasn't because it was Adam and Mickey and other people like well I think of course then we start a whole trend right started a trend everyone's like yeah Let's follow those guys so I was quite surprised by that Well actually not surprised but this is the airport where the underwear bomber got on and it's in America It's a flight going to America

17:41 Yeah, well you know the whole thing was fake anyway. Surprise surprise yeah So we get to New York and we touch down 30 minutes later there is the mother of all storms Over the New York metro area so where JFK and I even posted a picture from The Weather Channel But it was unbelievable And you know that power went out in in the tri-state area this you know flooding It was just like a huge burst of kinetic energy and immediately I get a Message on my phone from JetBlue, and we had like a four-hour layover Yes your flights been canceled but we've rebooked you on Friday the 20th at 9 a.m So you'd be in New York for a day and a half? Yeah put you up this is Wednesday no they don't put you up

18:33 They just rebook you on Friday and you're stuck in Manhattan. Yes, yes exactly! Or Brooklyn or Queens wherever you are in... JFK, Queens yeah. And so of course pandemonium erupts because it's not just a whole bunch of jet blue flights But everything was getting cancelled left and right and then you have New York, you know Then now now it's like the dominoes start to topple so and by the way I have to say man. I'm married the right woman when When the apocalypse hits you want to have miss Mickey at your side? She goes into like some kind of ninja mode And you know and she's like alright

19:13 You go to JetBlue counter, I'm gonna work it here. She's like grabbing people and harassing people and hadn't even gotten to the JetBlue terminal and she's already got like five different options and okay so we finally figured out that the only thing were going be able do if you want get back in time for this show well kind of in time for this show is a flight this morning 722 AM from Newark Now, of course the JFK to Newark is by itself like an hour and 15 minute drive. And it was okay well we got let's find a place to stay. Well New York City is just the whole area no hotel room not a single hotel room available anywhere near JFK anywhere near certainly not near Newark Airport It's all messed up

20:01 Finally, I find a comfort suites. I book it online they accept my payment we drive an hour and 15 minutes It's like 15 minutes from Newark Airport We get in there's like 50 people there And the girl at the desk like yeah our system just allowed people to book but we didn't really have the rooms Now it's 10 o'clock. Oh brother... And there are families with kids and you know... Horror story, this is a classic travel horror story but you know this happens every once in awhile It's actually kind of fun when you look back on it Well the cool part was I tweet

20:38 The no agenda producers came into action, you know of course Dame Tanya immediately said you know come crash at my place But you know really with like five hours to sleep before he had to get up and then going into Manhattan and going out That was like You know the option of last resort and mr. Oil Who apparently? No hacks into like the the orbits travel system I don't know what he's doing He's like, he's like I'm on the case. We got you a suite at the Ritz! Well it wasn't quite that it was the Meadowlands Plaza Hotel but it felt like The Ritz I'll tell ya that and yeah so we finally uh we finally got a room now its midnight which by the way Mr. Oil paid for too which is incredibly nice didn't have to do that It's a two and half star hotel I might point out Its a nice establishment

21:26 And now we got up this morning and then of course, you know I'd already said let's get up nice and early. You know let's get off to the airport because it was a nightmare! Now you've got all these 8 billion people who slept at the airport all trying get it, get onto the flight. So obviously you're in the, in the schlep line and like moving along okay finally check-in we've got four suitcases one of which was 51 pounds and I don't know no I know she opens her mouth I look at our anyone like really? I've been traveling for two days Don't just don't do this and she went okay so that was kind of cool but then you get to what Eric what carrier was this United

22:12 Oh, well that's okay. Yeah but they don't all see some like JetBlue if you're over the 50 pounds you just pay it and you know like extra money but at United is like can't go this is like sorry I can't go on. Reminded me of one time when I flew on Lufthansa once and they had some limit was even less than that And so I put my bag on the thing, it's at some international place. He says no you're two pounds... three pounds over! Yeah you got to shift it around Really? he says yeah and I said hold on a second I opened the suitcase up took out a laptop and held it put the suitcase back on okay you're good to go You are good to go?! It is crazy! Then I put the laptop back in the suitcase That is crazy Most of these people are drones but then security again the fake security

22:57 A nightmare, I tell you. A nightmare! It's like a 35-40 minute wait for this fake scanning thing or whatever and of course we want to opt out now but here is where Miss Mekhi is she so awesome So she goes right up to one these numbnut robots She flashes like some expired KLM gold card She says premium line And the guy opens the rope Goes right in yeah, let me see your budding passes. He just like flashes it in front of his eyes premium line Like which of course you all should do by the way and And so we cut like half the line and we make it onto the flight You're a line cutter no perfect We make it up with premium we make it on to the flight and

23:47 And they closed the doors, you know like two minutes after and there were like I think 18 people who didn't make it onto the flight because of security. Oh so there were 18 empty seats? Yes yes we could actually stretch out got even better by the way $1900 for these 2 tickets plus 120 for the baggage You lost your ass on this deal Well that was the Hot Pockets tour money for the trailer is what that was so good yeah well hopefully uh something you know anyway so we're here i was able to do a little bit of work in between kind of all the all the events and all the going's on and uh so there is some stuff to discuss and since we delayed it was funny because I had this

24:34 I had this like, I have to be back by 11. You know? I got to do show prep and there was like no way to do any of this and then you said well let's just delay it by a couple hours i'm like oh yeah that's a podcast yeah right forgot about that Yeah you were kind of freaked out! We have done the show off time every once in a while. But I have this responsibility feeling man, you know? Yeah, yeah, I find that very very endearing so just before we go we have to get our executive producers out of the way before he starts bringing up some topics but just because i know you were gone for such a long time

25:14 I made a special recording, i'm doing a little throwback on today's show with an extra so you know what you missed while you were gone. Oh lovely! Extra, extra! Now on Extra. Allie Berry rushed to the ER with a head injury. Oh no! A dangerous emergency is Allie's health in jeopardy? A concussion is a brain injury Howard Stern's heartbreak The shock jock near tears over the death of his beloved dog Bianca If I tell you this I'm gonna cry Tom's daddy daughter date in New York with Suri turned scary. Their high speed chase today and the rumors, Katie is running back into her exes arms. New couple alert to Meemaw and A-Rod? Their secret late night out here in New York. Countdown to summer's biggest blockbuster The Dark Knight Rises. The stars are in London today and our movie insiders Ben Lyons breaking down every twist. Live at the Grove Mario Scott dancing William Levy and the crowd wants a strip down

26:18 Will he play Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades movie? And his surprise superfan, my mom. Plus Sofia Vergara TV's highest paid actress extras going inside Vergara Inc. You're up to date that's it for our show everybody good night That's about it. That was a pretty good summary. That was great! Well, thank you now I know exactly what was going on. Yeah that was important right there in that tease Perfect Thank You. Ah yes see? You do love me

26:59 So I went out of my way to get that clip. I know you did so if I could make it through the announcement Let's get our we have a bunch of executive producers We had a slew of associate executive producer only actually have two executives which I find odd over the last three shows, but let's thank them neither one of me I think Michael Baker may have sent something and I'll look But he came in at $300 and Vincent O'Sullivan in London, so we have both of them from overseas. Came in with 333-333 with the note potato. Or is it potatoe? I don't know but that was the note so that there were... That was great that they came in without being long winded because we don't have you know just gonna be shows can have a lot of this. It's going to be long yeah. El Yoho in Woodbridge Virginia 26969

27:50 He's wants to know if I've ever been a stoner the answer that is no. Been burning through the episodes he just finished 425 Clippity-clop seems angry watch out curry since we know she listens to this show there you go That's why yeah, she screwed my daughter for that yep Thank You know well actually probably like to screw your daughter. Hey, I'm doing nice little value for value at the 69er bonus I'm getting hitched treat crackpot congratulations wish you'd do the freaking best and Please give a karma shot to the newlyweds and let me get a clippity-clop plus two to the head, thanks. Check your email I made some no agenda douchebag shirts that hit people in the mouth. So he wants a... He wants a clippity-clap, 2 to the head and then the karma for you too. It's Clippity Clop! The message is clear. Just Clippity Clop! You've got Karma

28:48 Edward Beer... Beertuizen. Beerthuisen in Amsterdam, 26058 A few good reasons that tell Adam and Mickey congratulations Secondly, he's missed out on some shows his commute is much less currently. So thanks a lot You're still around I'm really getting tired of all the mainstream BS And I'm basically pitching in for the shows I missed and making a promise to myself never to miss out for a long time anymore also this as is totaled to a special 1111 account all the best Edward Beertuizen. Good luck, John! Beerthausen. Beer-towsen? There you go. Beerthauzen! There you go, Edward. Beerthausen. Thomas Weilern Oberdischbach. Switzerland... Oberdischbach. Oberdischbach! 25969. Hi Crackpot and Buzzkill I need some instant visa karma to get my US Visa that's why the donation is 190 the cost of my visa plus 6969 keep it alive

29:49 And could you give my, by the way we had 69-69 for all the shows. You know, because they were coming in. So we're still good? The streak is still going. Good, good, good And could you give my birthday shout out for 42nd? We got that listed up I also would like to get a shut-up slave from the kid We have a new kids' shut-up slave which is a... Well let's do it side by side. I want to hear them both Well its bilingual so this is my niece Sabina from Italy Shut Up Slave! Italian? Stazito Schiavo I like that Italian race nice isn't it? I think the Italian thing is quite good. Yeah, I'll clip that separately. Yeah, Lynn Fogwell in Raleigh North Carolina 250 wants to call out her little brother Mark and Cleveland as a douchebag. I've called him a douche for years but this time it's for not donating to the show she says he knows this is the best podcast in the universe so he can't use college tuition first four kids as an excuse if they're so smart they can get scholarships

30:53 cough up some shekels dude! That's giving it to him. That's nice, yeah. Someone out of Seoul and Dallas Texas 250 uh... and also in Texas Jeremy Ross in Frisco Texas 23432 Oh palindrome, palindrome donation Palindrome time Richard Bangz in North Bethesda Maryland 227 Oh this is Richard from Visa HQ So there you have it. Hopefully this finds you well, love the show worth a moniker of the best podcast in universe been a douchebag since the Haitian earthquake unfortunately but no more! Joining The One Percenters I'm listening to show 419 about Adam's travels to Damascus and unnecessary visa requirements and was assigned to donate

31:34 I have a couple of requests which i'll get out of the way. I would like some car for my company visahq.com, v-i-s-a h-q dot com We provide visa and passport solutions so this is your buddy? Yeah yeah Illegal residents in US UK and Canada not citizens but residents mind you So go to visa HQ calm if you're one of these people yeah anyway, he doesn't want a karma or anything. I don't think well Yeah He wanted karma and he mentions he has a 10% discount with the no agenda coupon And thank you we're gonna work on the passport your thoughts Karma really good guys They've really really tried To get it all together Good We need we have a lot of people that are like that on our there are producers Mac tank

32:20 Black Knight McTank of course. Pliadel Ray and 225 congratulations, Karma for the newly betrothed. Me too. Yeah that's me we got it. You've got karma White Hat Gene in Den Haag. Den Haag? Den Haag. 222 Reminding all Gitmo Nation Lowlands producers that our mutual friend, Finance Minister Jean-Dikwes de Jaeger. Jean-Kees De Jager? Uh huh. Just paid out your tax return so you know where to go. By the way... Dvorak dot org slash N A Using some returns of my own divorce settlement payoff for happy marriage karma from Adam and Mickey Look at the name You see Jan Kees? Jan Kees Yeah do you know what word has been derived from Jan Kees

33:13 Uh, cheese? No. Look- put the two words together and say it fast. Yankees! Yeah, yankees exactly Young case. That's where the word Yankees derives from? That's where the word Yankees comes from, yep. Young case yeah I know. And then New York would make new Amsterdam yeah it makes sense. You've got karma It's not a nice thing by the way because if you're young case it's kind of like your dork. Well that what the South always believes Jeffrey Fitch in Vindermere Florida who is into South 221 22 another back and forth happy nuptials please send some house closing karma Jeff You've got karma. We do appreciate the brevity. Gil Froynd and... I don't know where he's from, Ganey Tick-Tickva? I don't know what that is. Oh um, Gil Froynd maybe that's Israel? That sounds possible

34:06 triple 6969 birthday shout out to my HR Yuri I might be in 14th birthdays July 11 we got that listed muzzled off the Adam and Mickey Hansen men karma please Huntsman is what he really meant yeah no problem you've got karma wrapping up we got Ryan virgin both both both of both all both all Washington 202 oh two Another back and forth got high just donating to no agenda in the morning dudes figured this would be down a week And I'd like to elevate your economic beings man also decided to honor the last six nine six nine. I will make that The monthly donation of choice invite all other no agenda listeners to stop boning and pony up five bucks a month

34:53 These guys have as many listeners as they claim. They might be able to finally live high on the hog for being real American heroes, because knowing is half of the battle I've decided therefore i want to be known as Mr. Sir in honor my watermelon sized big headed nephew Grayson I'm teaching him to propagate the formula. We'll hopefully get shut up slave is the next word combination to repeat ad nauseum I like this having kids say shut-up slave also like the bilingual Versions oh yeah, absolutely it's a winner so real winners It's a wiener Ryan breed love in am Amory Mississippi hold on Ryan at the end of his note there has it was probably karma to his cousin Elise garling and

35:37 And some F-cancer karma as well, so we'll hand that out. You've got... karma. Financing my quest for knighthood, accounting to follow. It's also my wedding gift for... We actually did the account of your night as of the night segment is also my wedding gift from Adam and Mickey Congratulations meeting y'all in the Hot Pockets Tour was a highlight at last summer's in order to have you stop by with this donation like to douchebag myself for not continuing The No Agenda shots. DOUCHEBAG! It was great initiative but my schedule just got too be too great I'm almost done with school This is Rhino Yeah, right. Cool. The bearded.

36:20 Okay, he just wants to know where the hookers and blow are. Accounting short version He's got all the numbers plus donation of 200 bucks cover thus plus many other donations that have come Yeah a lot of people donated on his behalf Yes Sir Sean Connolly in Naperville Illinois $200 Donating this support we have a lot of two flat out $200 one-two three four We had a bunch it was weird I've never seen this before Asking for mentioned for you could because its show 200 point five For Daniel Suarez's new novel released today called Kill Decision which details autonomous drones and next-gen anonymous warfare. I have read the book, Mr. Suarez was nice enough to send me an advanced copy of it. And he is scheduled for an interview on The Big Book Show Matthew Carey Eastwood South Australia $200 courtesy my son Josh age 11 who offered to support the show from his own savings

37:20 And I put together today's donation we offer Adam and Mickey our best wishes on their recent wedding. Hope this contribution helps with the Hot Pocket store. Already have a knighthood but have a second black knighthood awaiting to be rewarded, I'd like you to bestow that black knighthood upon Josh." Right on! Do we have it listed as Josh? Josh is... I'm pretty sure we do yeah Maybe we can hold his hookers and blow in trust for a few more years many thanks to you. Why don't you just be like most parents just use them Yeah. You've got karma Hey daddy! Where's those hookers and blow that you been keeping from me all that time? Uh, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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39:32 generally speaking, but these are our executive producers and associate executive producers that should be credited on show 427. And these are real credits you can use as Adam will explain. Yeah that's right unlike the douchebags in Hollywood who uh you know you can never get them on the phone if like hey man I was executive producer on that program we will actually vouch for it very happy to do that of course if cash is tight you can always go out and propagate your formula Our formula is this We go out We hit people in the mouth. And we want to remind people go to no agenda show calm knows in a nation comm Devorah org slash and it and channel of war I comm slash any if you can't get on the know agenda main donation page which is a org slash So I was blown away John. I just gotta say three weeks ago remember, I had like some Mossad operatives here at the house

40:45 Yeah. And they start propagating all this stuff and these, you know actually two months before that... They were trying to give you the... They're clueling in about something or they were trying to dis... Wade you from being clued in we could do we ever figure that out. No, I think it was shitting you Well, it turns out that they were actually clueing me in and they give me all the little propaganda things And then all of a sudden that explodes who my gates baby kuma kuma Abedin a mole she's a plant for the for the Islamist Muslim Brotherhood and You know so we had already identified this and this is really

41:24 Interesting what has happened because of course now the way this has been portrayed in the press and I do have a couple of clips, even just bringing this up makes me Kooky! Oh yeah, they've done a great job of it. Essentially I got the article that ran on all things page A25 of today's New York Times Yeah Way buried in the back over in the corner But then goes on about apparently the one that got me was The Shut Up Slave Moment comes from McCain Well yes so actually have McCain's clip

42:01 First, so he... Well why don't you give us the background. There might be somebody listening that doesn't know the story about Uma and Anthony Weiner? Well the background is a little more intricate and this is what's not being discussed on all these reports where Michelle Bachman who by the way has all these strikes against her, you know the media make it's real easy to make her sound kooky because she kind of good looking and she says controversial stuff. And then yes, she's kooky. She just kooky. So she sent a letter and not just her by the way this is a number of Republicans It was like the guy from Texas. There's like a whole bunch of people and you know, they are from a subcommittee from an actual congressional subcommittee so it you know You can poopoo it but at the you know still there's no there's this is an actual congressional subcommittee And this all boils back to that Holy Land foundation trial

43:00 where a number of organizations were left unchallenged and we went through this whole thing I think, well have to look at the episode number but i think it was three four weeks ago so like six seven shows ago. It's like CAIR and ISNA and these were the unnamed defendants in this Holy Land Foundation trial of which the documentation is being held by Holder the Justice Department he just like fast and furious he refuses to hand over the documentation so we can find out you know what other groups were involved in this that were apparently not indicted. Now what this is about is basically the same thing Geert Wilders has been saying in The Netherlands,

43:50 What's the crazy guy from Norway who killed everybody? Yeah, that guy. Breivik. You know is that Islam... The radical Islamists in particular they highlight the Muslim Brotherhood are performing something called Iqba' And IKVA is the bloodless coup that apparently, allegedly the Islamists are trying to create here in the West particularly in Euro land but also United States and they start by banning free speech and that is actually happening where you can't say anything bad about any religion. So, that's kind of how it starts like you know is now illegal in Europe according to their EU rules. You can just say well Islam has messed up.

44:41 You know, or these guys are kooky. That's essentially freedom of speech no longer exists in that regard and this is also no longer allowed on the internet with the Internet Freedom Act from United Nations etc So instead of going into what is really interesting of the case which is this Holy Land Foundation trial where all these organizations were indicted and convicted of being fronts for terrorists and funneling money from non-profit organizations back to Hamas and other terrorist organizations. That's not being discussed, instead, and thou doth protesteth too much methinketh, Chris Matthews...

45:26 My microphone just cut out. Chris Matthews, he's your go-to guy if you want to make someone like Michelle Bachman sound crazy Just listen to how he sets it all up. Alright, Michelle Bachman of course is no stranger to conspiracy theories So immediately it's a conspiracy theory right? How is that a conspiracy? It has to be somebody conspiring Yeah! It's Michelle Bachman and the No Agenda guys Now she's drummed up a new one She and... Shes' drummed up a new one Ah shit Everything's rusty here, sorry. So again he has not read her 16 page letter or at least he chooses not to discuss it. Four other right-wing members of Congress say the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the American government. Bachmann has personally attacked Hillary Clinton's deputy chief of staff Huma Amedeen wife of a former New York Congressman or former New York Congressman still the wife of... He is stuttering throughout this whole thing and by the way everyone who

46:21 on He said former husband, he's botching it. What he forgets to mention is you know the guy's a perv. Deputy Chief of Staff Huma Abedin, I'm a dean rather wife with the former New York Congressman or former New York Congress still the wife of Anthony Weiner. So let's just say Huma Abedin was an intern

46:59 I was an intern for Hillary Clinton in 1996 and of course you know the Clintons have always been very tight with the Saudis. We don't have proof necessarily but we're pretty sure the Saudis paid for the old Clinton library, and uh... The Clinton Global Initiative there's hundreds of millions of dollars that just appear. Bill Clinton is worth 300 million dollars or some ridiculous amount of money out of the blue And she is- Nobody wants to investigate the library funding No. And Huma Abedin the Secretary of State, Lucifer Hillary Clinton. She's a bad man and she well I think she's something else which we'll get to but the conspiracy theory that is being spun is that she's you know she's influencing Hillary Clinton she's a mole inside the state department. He says Amedin is tied to the radical Islamic organization through three family members as for Bachman source one of the country's leading anti-muslim conspiracy theorists Frank Gaffney now Frank Gaffney

47:55 And I actually put a video, it's a two hour video in the show notes at 427.nashownotes.com well worth watching these two hours because he goes through and Huma Abedin is just one of the 10 or 12 high level people within the Obama administration within State Department who worked for Clapper We're all members of these organizations like care whose job it is is to help propagate the formula of Sharia law and and the Muslim Brotherhood agenda. and Ron Reagan, MSNBC. And Ron Reagan Jr., okay? These are the people who are gonna refute this so they had to drum up somebody who wasn't on vacation. Political analyst and author of My Father at 100 Brian thank you for joining us! You're an expert!

49:01 You're an expert on hate. To get this straight, her entire basis for saying that Huma Amedeen who works very closely to Hillary Clinton the Secretary of State is in the Muslim Brotherhood is based upon something put out by Gafney Frank Gafney who also says that the logo used for one of our government agencies actually is a Islamic symbol and notice he doesn't mention the name of the agency because it is quite interesting when you look at it. I mean what do we make of this kind of nonsense? What is it? Hold on, just listen. Nonsense So he says what are we making this nonsense Look I could go on and talk about individual facts but let's look at the forest instead of trees But I'm not going to Let's look at the forest instead of the trees This is really good

49:46 I like that, i'm gonna do that. Because typically you say look at the trees because you can't see the trees through the forest he's turning it around. He has no facts! That is the problem so come up and... So yeah let us look at the overall forest instead of facts. ...very much of R.B lawyer Joseph Welch who in June 1948 said this to Senator Joseph McCarthy. It sounds like a tree to me not the forest. Let us not assassinate this lad further senator you've done enough What? Yeah, he's quoting. He's bringing in McCarthy! Yeah like this is a communist witch hunt. Why is he bringing something from the 1920s how about having a quote from Stalin I mean come on. Sense of decency and I think that is what we have here with Miza Abedin she has a stellar background listen okay stellar background. You said stiller for some reason isn't it?

50:35 Well, let's listen to the stellar... Listen to her credits. Okay? Write these down John She is married to a former New York congressman who was Jewish Who sent pictures of his penis to women okay that would be Stellar background point number one um she's been in Vogue Oh! She's been in Vogue magazine well come on you can't have an operative then I don't know many people who have her record of achievement and her public I don't know many people who have a record of achievement which is marrying a Jewish guy who text tweets pick pictures it was penis and been in Vogue magazine apparently now you're okay you're vetted you're good to go

51:19 were members of the Muslim Brotherhood. To be sure, there are radicals in the United States I've just won an investigative journalism award for looking at them but some of these folks that they're pointing to such as Huma Abedin or Rashad Hussein are really being publicly assassinated and i think any person with decency has to go on national television say enough is enough. Okay so shut up slave! In fact yeah So then we need to bring in Ron Reagan jr. But more interesting because he said he has nothing to say the guys and he needs his teeth fixed More interesting is how Matthews again sets it up this assumption here that anybody would buy this malarkey That's a malarky somehow Huma is able to manipulate somebody as sophisticated Politically as Hillary Clinton with all the commitments she's made to the state of Israel obviously to her country is somehow being tooled

52:12 around by the wily nature of Huma Amedeen who's working as a lifetime mole is crazy talk. And this, by the way, is not... Wow! Talk about taking it to an extreme. This is not what the letter even says you know this is... No, its got nothing to do with that. Nothing at all. Isn't it? Well if crazy were people Michelle Bachman would be China the other guy goes on about character assassination right yeah how bad it is and oh you've done enough and so they go right after michelle bachman and character assassinate her as she's crazy where people okay that's okay to do that to hurt but is not okay if you do it again these people

52:57 are beyond contempt. Chris, you know when this topic first came up I thought why are we acting as a megaphone for this sort of lunacy? It's clearly dog whistle politics in part who knows what is dog whistle politics what does that mean? No i'm writing it down though it sounds great because they win if Obama loses so immediately they're taking it straight to not about the story anymore but it's just about Republicans Democrats and that whole right-left paradigm That's what you have to keep reminding people. The stakes and a lot of other things in our politics, this loony right wins if the center left loses just we want to all remember that. And that's really the point I'm heading towards here while

53:38 at first i thought why are we offering a megaphone and actually think we're doing the lord's work in a way if you will by bringing attention to be able like michelle bachman because she is an integral part of the republican brand and while mit romney let's say may not believe that there's some muslim brotherhood conspiracy in the state department or u.s government you know some people do it if you vote for mitt romney comes with him so this is really Fascinating to me because if you read this letter there's some actually interesting stuff in there about the Holy Land Foundation trial which has really been covered up by the mainstream media. You don't hear anyone talking about it. They don't talk about on this show. No, no!

54:20 The guy who they called in, who really I mean he took it to such an extreme and by the way everyone forgets that Anthony Weiner is a disgraced former US congressman. Who sexually... He's a sex what do you call it? You have to register. A sex offender! He's a sex offender. It's a sex offender say that say properly so Anderson Cooper of course can't I couldn't believe he took it to this new depth. with shades McCarthyism. See, same script, same script, Shades of McCarthyism. Four Republican colleagues are demanding an investigation into potential infiltration by Muslim Brotherhood operatives intent on destroying Western civilization into the highest levels of the United States government

55:18 Bachman, along with representatives Trent Franks, Louie Gohmert, Thomas Rooney and Lynn Westmoreland have sent letters to the Inspectors General of the State Department, Justice Department, Defense Department Homeland Security Department and the Office of Director of National Intelligence. They also made those letter very public Now we're going to get into some of the big claims in those letters in just a moment. But first, listen to what Bachman said in a radio interview with the American Family Association's Sandy Rios. Now get ready for it and guess which bit he is going to pull from this radio interview? And by the way, Bachman does herself a disservice because she should shut up. She needs someone else to be the spokeshole for this but okay...

55:56 It appears that there has been deep penetration in the halls of our United States government by the Muslim Brotherhood. The Muslim Brotherhood has been found to be an unindicted co-conspirator on terrorism cases." She's actually giving the facts, she says it is the unindicted co-conspirator in the Holy Land Foundation trial. And yet, it appears that there are individuals who are associated with the Muslim Brotherhood positions and very sensitive positions in our Department of Justice, our Department of Homeland Security potentially even in the National Intelligence Agency. And I am calling upon the Justice Department and various departments to investigate through the Inspector General to see who these people are and what access they have for information So from this little snippet what do you think Anderson Cooper is going to highlight?

56:53 Probably the stuff that reflects on the McCarthy era, which is the white sheet of paper with all the names. It's going to be something to do with that. No no no. Deep penetration. You just talked over it. Hold on... Ah you talked over it man! Through the Inspector General. Yeah you talked over it hold on. To see who these people are and what access they have to our information Deep penetration those were heard words now. Yeah, don't you love it? I said that's exactly what I predicted deep penetrates is exactly what McCarthy was the penetration of the end of the US government of Communists Oh because when I see him saying that all I can think is about his deep penetration You got a dirty mind. He's like deep penetration. Yeah, he's funny Anderson Cooper deep

57:43 penetration that humor section on this show that is just like so unfunny but he actually thinks he's a comedian deep penetration letters themselves they are chock full of claims one being that in reaching out to the american muslim community the justice department has been meeting with groups it could be could-be fronts for the muslim brotherhood in another letters uh... bachmann and company accused three homeland security department advisors having quote extensive ties to the muslim brotherhood so that this goes on for a little i'm not gonna play at all but one of the uh... one of the operatives that is brought up it is uh... and as the guy who was drawn the uh... on walla laki

58:20 And Anwar al-Awlaki was indeed, after 9 11 he was at the Pentagon and what was he preaching? He was saying you cannot put the words Islam and terrorists together in the same sentence. Which has now become standard practice amongst our... Especially in Washington Yeah so if such a thing as an Ikhwan does exist then it is having some effect. And then of course, the minute you know the pitch man for the military industrial complex, the guy who wants to just kill everybody in Libya, we need Egypt, we need Syria

58:59 When the douchebag McCain comes out, now you know phone calls were made and this thing was set up. And it turns out he's best as buddies with Huma Abedin. How painful and injurious it is when a person... This is the floor of the Senate by the way. ...his character reputation and patriotism are attacked without concern for fact or fairness. It's for that reason- It's not fair! That I come to- Wait wait wait, it's okay for him to like.. Everybody's fine Except if you're... ...Mirching Michelle Bachmann, a member of Congress. Yes But this assistant Anybody says anything about her because of her sketchy background and everyone comes to the rescue Why isn't he saying something to defend a fellow member of Congress? Because What is wrong with this guy? Yeah well This is the whole... Thank you for asking the right question That is actually the definition of a great question For today To speak Regarding the attacks

59:58 recently on a fine and decent American. Fine and decent American? Huma Abedin Like she's Abraham Lincoln all of the sudden! She's cute, she's been in vogue an her husband sends pictures of his penis to other women Yeah because he is not getting anything from her Because... well you know We have our thoughts Your theory is that she's the lover of Valerie Over the past decade I've had the pleasure of knowing her during her long and dedicated service to Hillary Rodham Clinton. As an intern! Both in the United States Senate, now in the Department of State He forgets the intern part... I know Humah to be an intelligent upstanding hard-working hot babe loyal servant our country and our government The end of Clippity Clop

1:00:44 who has devoted countless days of her life to advancing the ideals of the nation she loves. Yeah, Islam! And looking after its most precious interests that she has done so while maintaining her characteristic decency warmth and good humor is a testament to our ability to bear even the most arduous duties with poise and confidence these attacks have no logic no basis and no merit. Wow! Plenty of logic, plenty of basis, plenty of merit just read the document it's you know... And there are references in this document to ABC News, to Fox News, CBS, Politico, quotes directly from Clapper, from Holder There is a lot of stuff to look at but they're just discrediting all of this and the mainstream media is all over it. Lapping it up I have to say

1:01:38 I don't believe she's like some kind of mold is what they're turning into. I agree with that, that's one way you counter these things you take and push it to some extreme that's ludicrous and then people say well that doesn't make any sense that she'd be that way but no one has ever accused her of this Well luckily, you know this whole thing is a scam. Well luckily the listeners of The No Agenda Program who are up to speed and have listened to at least the last seven or eight episodes know that this is all about the Saudis and the Muslim Brotherhood is completely in bed with Saudi Arabia. In fact our brand new boy over there in Egypt

1:02:22 The first state visit he made was to Saudi Arabia, who promptly deposited $1 billion in the coffers there. Because the Saudis want to have all the oil coming from them. It's all got to be arranged The Clintons have been in bed with the Saudis forever George W Bush got all of this start he's the one that covered up the Holy Land Foundation trial because he got all of the Muslims to vote for him In fact, he claims that he won Florida because of the Muslim vote which is kind of ludicrous but those were his exact words So this is all about the Saudi money and these people are just so greedy they don't even see what could possibly be happening. I don't want to say that this is, you know it's hard to believe and if you watch that two hour video from Frank Gaffney uh it's definitely like wow! You know could this really be happening?

1:03:15 But this is the same thing that I do see happening in the Netherlands. I see this in Amsterdam, Geert Wilders went to trial for saying Islam is f'ed up. This... what's her name? Hold on a second here it is. The internet is... Austrian her name is Elisabeth Sabadisch-Wolf who was convicted in Europe of saying bad things about Islam and that is now against European law. And she's, you know, she's now setting up this whole thing, you know, as she says, the civil liberties alliance that the death throes a free speech in Europe. I mean it's just a fact on the internet according to the Internet Freedom Act that was signed that we agreed to as member state, you cannot disparage a religion

1:04:14 Which is crazy! That goes against first free speech. And if you're going to take it to that extreme, it's funny how easy... not the defended Scientologists or the Mormons even Nobody has any problem disparaging them No no because thats Romney and they need to stop Stop Shut up slave Ultimately what is at stake in this matter Is larger even than the reputation of one person This is about who we are as a nation and who we aspire to be. What makes America exceptional among the countries of the world, Is that we got guns and anyone trying to mess with us if you blow their... put a cap in there ass! We're bound together citizens not by blood or class not by sector or ethnicity

1:05:01 But by a set of enduring universal and equal rights that are the foundations of our country. Except if your name is Michelle Bachman or anyone else doesn't agree with you! Our laws, our citizenry and our identity when anyone not least a member of Congress launches specious and degrading attacks against fellow Americans Unless it's against, you know Michelle Bachmann, you can do this in a attack dog against her and he's a Republican and she is too. This guy is the worst person ever I mean I am still shaking my head over the fact that they nominated him and he was running for president And could have won so putting this all into context first let's just say Shut up slave! Make sure you get it all in every line Shut up! So that's what McCain tells you shut up

1:05:52 Here's a report on Lucifer Hillary clippity-clop Clinton's very first visit. She is the first high ranking state official I guess to go visit with with the new president a musty by the way I want to mention something it's interesting at whom ah is rhymes with umma and umma is the is that as the Muslim single-state yeah yes they umma is that all Muslims belong to an umma which isn't so universal say like a universal mind this universals collective collectivist

1:06:29 thing that doesn't really exist, but the language in the ummah. So if you attack one Muslim you're attacking all Muslims kind of it's... Well yes Even though the Muslims do that all the time. Well Kim Egypt presents a real challenge for the United States right now Washington has been pushing for democracy but the results of that process presented American diplomacy with a real problem Hillary Clinton arrived today to meet the man that Egyptians have elected as their president in the first three elections in a very long time. Now he comes from the Muslim Brotherhood, an Islamist movement that United States once vowed it would never even talk to. Wow! Really? How come we forget that so easily? We once vowed we would never even talk to them Why is that John because they killed people

1:07:18 to kill tourists are really a bad group yeah now it has to if it wants now it has to and the funny thing is that we think that's being overlooked in all these stories. Is that the Egyptian on the street, the average Muslim... It was coming up! ...was not part of any of this. Again their voices never being heard and of course the right will say well they never speak up they speak all the time and nobody listens. I'm so glad you bring that up because in this clip there is a woman, because they show all the video, because 80 million people in Egypt and you see 8000 on Tahrir Square who are all the rich kids wearing Ralph Lauren polo shirts who got nothing better to do than hey give me that sign I'll hold that one

1:08:04 They are very angry about this. This report is very accurate, but wait until you hear the woman yelling at Hillary Clinton. We have been at this for more than 236 years. I always like how she's laughing, it's hard! No it isn't we have a constitution you read it yes no it's pretty clear and it requires dialogue and compromise no it doesn't that doesn't we don't live in a democracy we live in a republic

1:08:48 real politics. But even on the streets, the United States has big problems here among most Egyptians it's not very popular especially among those who came out to protest Clinton's visit today all this despite the fact that US contributes more than one and half billion dollars in aid to Egypt every year mostly to the military. Get out of Egypt! Yes, Hillary Clinton was welcomed by the crowds. Go out of Egypt! The lady is mad. She looks like my ex-mother in law by the way. It's kind of freaky. Go out of Egypt! Now they hate her

1:09:29 They hate her. Why would they not? They hate the whole thing. She's behind the whole, the whole thing was a giant scam from beginning and I still remember when it first began this is all you know with people said well you know there isn't this kind of thing gonna be co-opted by the Muslim Brotherhood which is the large political pressure group in Egypt and everybody in the State Department or US and all the talk shows and Chris Matthews and the rest of them oh there's no chance of that! So we get this report here Senator Jim Webb is killing off legislation which is supposed to protect Christians in the Middle East, which is another ploy into the hands of the Muslim Brotherhood I guess. Saying... Here's what the State Department said The protection envoy role is unnecessary duplicative and likely counterproductive So again, the only way I can see this is The Saudis are controlling the Muslim Brotherhood

1:10:32 They are the frontmen for them. They're giving them money, a billion dollars just right now off the top that we know of to Egypt for the new president there, Muslim Brotherhood guy And they're in charge of what's, you know. They're running the Syrian show as well with their proxies and their proxies are gonna be Turkey and it's all about the oil. Hillary Clinton top-of-the bunch! The Clintons have always been all about the Saudis George Bush how many pictures have we seen of them kissing the rings of all the Saudis? It's all about the oil and the money and the power and they don't give a crap I'll give a crap on anything else and then and they are actually

1:11:12 I think that they are participating in high crimes and treason by allowing all of these douchebags to be advisors and letting them get away with literally murder. In fact, Here's a one minute clip of the Frank Gaffney two hour video that I posted. Just have a listen, so you can kind of get a feel as to what the whole thing is about. President Obama's misbegotten strategy and implementation plan are made all the more ominous by his administration establishing formal diplomatic relations with and otherwise embracing the Muslim Brotherhood

1:11:49 On June 4th, 2009 President Obama affronted then Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak by insisting that Muslim brothers be in the audience at Al-Azhar University for his first Muslim outreach address. This had the effect of emboldening the Ikhwan as well. Remember the Ikhwan is this deep penetration into the political system. As undermining his host on June 30th 2011 President Obama had his Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that the United States would open relations with the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt on that occasion she said quote we believe given changing political landscape in Egypt

1:12:37 That it is in the interest of the United States to engage with all parties that are peaceful and committed to non-violence, that intend to compete for the Parliament and the Presidency. So there you go according to this 2011 they set it all up they set it up for The Muslim Brotherhood to walk it right in It's unbelievable! And then I'm all slam dunk yeah and all your media does Is brings you the crazy Bachman story. And again, she is not doing well in this. She has got strikes against her just... Her looks are just unfortunately it's a strike against her and read the document! It's in the show notes have the PDF of the document. It's very interesting and then Google around look at some of this stuff links in the show notes and watch The Gaffney Stuff you know? You can make up your own mind I find it with some merit

1:13:32 Jim Webb has been essentially a supporter of Saudi Arabia since the get-go. Yeah, oh yeah and wasn't he a Clinton operative as well? He's a Bush guy for a while no he actually came out of the Reagan administration but he was it would work with the Clintons too didn't he? I'm not finding that maybe I hated George Bush and didn't have his picture taken with him And for whatever reason, he didn't want any more bases in Saudi Arabia specifically. He's a Marine which is unfortunate for the Marines. He's a Democrat so he must have been in the sub-unit with Clinton I don't see anything though. He was just his first Secretary of Defense for Reserve Affairs for Reagan

1:14:16 and I don't know what he did. Here he is, well... He looks like a creep That's enough for us! You look like a creep you're no good! It's like a lot of famous people have said, you can kind of tell what people are like by looking at them. He does look like a creep doesn't he? He totally looks like a creep And he has a ginger to boot So he has got no soul The pictures, I don't see any redhead pictures in here. Look at the one on Wikipedia on the right top On the right hand side and his little bio there Maybe it's just this tie reflecting We're going to lose our redheaded listeners if you keep this up Anyway which involves Baroness Maggie Vinson so we gotta be careful

1:15:05 But at any rate, it is at the very least disingenuous to say that Huma Abedin has credibility because she's been in Vogue magazine. She was an intern and she's married to a Jewish former congressman without mentioning he's a sex offender! Without mentioning... He's a creep I've met the guy. He's total douchebag Anyway, so I think the brotherhood is something to look out for it's interesting It's very interesting and you read into this a qua Ikwan stuff And then you look at what it what's happening in Europe. And I mean in Amsterdam they literally have an organization now Sharia for Holland and they have it for Germany and for other countries and they want to bring in Sharia law and Yeah, and the first part of that is, you know You may not disparage Islam

1:16:01 That and that is now law under the European Union which of course you know there's supposed to be some Some local level stuff where you could say we don't adhere to that EU law, but all that's going away And yeah Pete. Yeah You just one day you'll wake up and then you can't say stuff You certainly can't officially state on the internet anymore. You can get it you right now We're in violation of the United Nations you and I so we haven't said anything disparaging What do you mean? We have. We said that there's some douchebags in the operation Well, is that not disparaging right there? Yeah but it's not disparaging the religion It's disparaging the douchebags The Islamist terrorists Seems to be something you can't put together But we can do that on the NOAA agenda show apparently

1:16:49 Anyway, so I find the way don't you think it was funny during Syria week? There's been a couple of these but there's one in Syria where the opposition walked the suicide bomber in and killed a bunch of high-level officials now wait a minute what since when our freedom fighters demo do those demanding democracy since when have they become suicide bombers Yeah, this is not a normal progress. No They're really ratcheting this up because of course now again because of that and some other things I suppose the Russians and the Chinese have backed off on there You know they were all those great agreement as big meeting they had and said this bull crap We are now vetoing anything in the Security Council that has anything to do with Syria

1:17:36 We're not putting up with this and it's as though the only two honest people or honest countries in the whole thing are these Two countries. Yeah, which are just a couple of It's astonishing that we have to live in this situation I mean where do we have to sit by and watch the lies? That's what's astonishing to me Here so now we have this defector who was ambassador to Iraq You know like you know ambassadors, you know All respect, but you know this is not like a top operative. You know he was an ambassador to Iraq and he defected He sits down with the BBC And of course he plays the following card Oh! I'm sorry This must be some unconfirmed reporting i'm hearing The fighting in the Damascus suburbs appears to be the heaviest yet Appears Unverified footage While international diplomacy struggles to find a way out

1:18:34 Again, unverified footage. It's just like... That means it's unbelievable! They're showing a traffic jam. Oh this is a barricade. Unverified footage Today in the Gulf I asked Syria's top defector so far the meaning of the fighting reaching Damascus a top defector ambassador to Iraq Of course this has very big significance The regime tried with all its powers to keep the capital out of this conflict and out of the reaches of the revolution However, the expansion of the revolution and its power and it's control in Syria is increasing day by day Is

1:19:31 President Bashar's government going to use chemical weapons on his own people. I love this Oh yeah, this is the meme that when you were overseas. When this meme cropped up I said oh... Well yeah guess there's another box on the checklist that we forgot about So the guy- it's not like this guy says hey by the way he's using chemical weapons no The interviewer cuts in with a question and of course we can't understand all the translation subtleties but the question is Is he going to use his stockpiled chemical weapons? There is some information, unconfirmed information of course that chemical weapons have been used partially in Homs. There's some information unconfirmed of course that some chemical weapons have already been used!

1:20:22 BBC be ashamed of yourself. Well you know I have a clip, noticeably PBS especially News Hour which a lot of people still believe even though slanted is the least of all the news systems that are slanted they are getting upset they i think are concerned about this to the point that they actually had a segment on it And you can, and there was a go back and forth with the guy studying this problem that we're discussing which is the unconfirmed news and how YouTube has somehow become a news source. And this is very interesting little piece. I don't know which clip to play John. Media coming to grips with fake news reports!

1:21:00 go to YouTube and distribute their material there, rather than expecting people to come TO them for it. We have to go to the consumers. Tom I mean one of the other interesting aspects that you raise in your study is the problems associated with it You don't always know where that video came from And there's a line that says It creates the potential for news to be manufactured or even falsified Right, YouTube has guidelines that say you need to attribute who produced the video and who shot it. But there's no way to enforce those guidelines are followed as they say in... these are just guidelines While YouTube is new as a news source, if someone wants to stage an event about 5% of the most watched videos on YouTube last year we could not identify where they came from. Did you see the news that came out yesterday about YouTube? That now Amanda Conway, a YouTube policy associate

1:22:06 wrote in a statement they have a new tool for human rights footage so you upload your video and it blurs out faces so that dissidents can be protected. Are you kidding me? I mean, here's how the meeting went Man, we need something. You know can we get like a banner or something that says like you know footage from Syria? No no We don't want to think about that I'll tell you what why don't we give you like a way to automatically blurs faces because that feels Like really real yeah good one yeah That's cool Yeah, yeah So everyone loves it witness org and have the new human rights channel now on YouTube John these human rights Channel is

1:22:54 This is like, this is, this is... Goebbels is like... He's got in himmelt! Warum hast du kein YouTube gehattet im zweiten Weltoorlog? Das Krieg war scheiße man. Wir hatten kein YouTube. He's jealous. Yeah they could have had a lot of fun back in the day Oh oh Lainey Risenfeld. Remember? Wasn't she the documentarian? Yeah, yeah. Ah! If Adolf and I had that YouTube blurring it would have been so much easier Well Bernays in fact Did you know that when Goebbels was... When they found his dead body he had Bernays' second book in his pocket There's no R in Goebbels

1:23:39 It's good. I know, but when i was a kid we always pronounced it gerbils. Yeah but there is no good like that's like gerbils yeah yes anyway so uh... it's just this is unconscionable how the hell what you get and this is i can tell you are both really animated excited we haven't really spoken with each other for over week by the way thanks to the congratulatory text message I sent you a congratulatory text? No, that's my point. Oh! Mickey is like... There is reason why I didn't send you a congratulatory text which we won't bring up on the show. Mickey is like how come I didn't hear anything from John? Is it because he is douche? What?! No thats not the reason Okay well what's the reason then We can't bring it up on the show? I'm not going to tell you right now because you don't really want it to be known publicly. Oh

1:24:31 Oh, Filmet 11 then. So much for transparency on the no agenda program. You want me to say it? No! I take your word for it. Meanwhile here's another one to cross off of the red book John. I have been proven right once again although my timing was off as usual My wife will concur with that Oh hey, by the way. If you saw the email that came out I not only congratulated you but I encouraged people to add Mickey and your name on their Twitter accounts to add some listeners for them to send you congratulations on Twitter

1:25:10 It's not the same. I don't think there is really much to complain about. It's like one text message, like hey congrats lovebirds... Well you're going make me bring up the reason that you'll know about later No no! I don't want to hear it on this show Anyway back to my setup So i was right And by the way I think I did send something I don't think so I was right Not on the timing, because I remember specifying how long it would take and of course I was way off on that. The over usage of the word vagina in... Yeah you really yeah yeah yeah Now it's a scandal! So here is the most recent advertisement from Carefree which by the way is a fine douche product

1:26:02 How well do you know your body? I mean, it's amazing. It cools us down when we're too hot... ...it heats us up when we're too cold You know even that bit of discharge in between our period is our body working to keep the vagina healthy And that damp less than fresh feeling is why Carefree has designed these ActiFresh liners with an absorbent core to lock away wetness and odour helping you feel clean dry and fresh every day But don't just take my word for it Get your free sample today Know yourself Know Carefree How well do you know your vagina? There you go. So now the word vagina is being used in advertisements, it's a huge market because 50% of the population has one and the other 50% are interested

1:26:45 So I think they should use pecker Pecker pecker, I think pecker should be in the conversation. It should be in advertising pecker This is this is a horrible word pecker This is no good Is that what you brought your kids up? Hey buzzkill jr That we call that thing your pecker Really? Is that what homeschooling does like yo, yeah And what is the girls pecker called in your book I don't know. Yeah exactly for a mom to tell her exactly well ask Mimi What she called if you guys didn't just call it by the biological names of be severely disappointed hmm

1:27:31 Anyway, so I'm watching the CBS News. Uh-huh and there's a report coming in from Somewhere now be just listen to this read that this woman supposedly is Supposedly she's in Syria and she's talking to the substitute host I guess, in New York or wherever. And just listen to this weird CBS clip that i have here and I want you to watch the one... There's two there is.. The one that says rigged Yeah got it. The correspondent Margaret Brennan is traveling with Secretary Clinton in Egypt Margaret a former secretary of state Condoleezza Rice once said the US should never deal with the Muslim Brotherhood so how did this meeting go today?

1:28:13 Well, it required some diplomacy. Secretary Clinton was in an uncomfortable position. Remember the US government financially and militarily supported the Mubarak regime which jailed members of the Muslim Brotherhood including Mohammed Morsi himself so today this face-to-face exchange I'm told was constructive one State Department official told me it lasted around an hour the president shook the secretary's hand and told her the expectations of the Egyptian people are high. There is no going back, I'm told in particular they had a good exchange on the economy They need US aid right now and trade there was positive feedback on a proposal to send us business executives here as part of job creation This country is double-digit unemployment

1:29:00 Margaret, the US government has given Egypt's military 1.3 billion dollars this year alone but I know US officials aren't happy with some of the things that the generals have done there so what is Secretary Clinton's message to them? She is going to tell Field Marshal Tantawi tomorrow that the military... Okay you can stop now a couple things one there is zero lag Oh yeah. Between person A and person B, which is bullcrap! Even PBS or BBC cannot pull this off without post-production and I totally agree. And this is not posted. Not posted. This is...and I honestly believe because at the very end somebody bumped something and the whole background moved around peculiarly. Green screen really? I'm telling you it was a green screen screw up. She was in the same room that's why he had that funny echo. The echo yeah oh my

1:29:50 Oh my goodness, yeah good catch. But the thing that really got me was the lack of lag so Bill what do you think? I think this well it's really in the U.S., but it was just right on there like they were in the same room together You know you gotta at least have that kind of nodding for a split second Yeah, yeah, yeah This is bull crap And by the way its job creation This is the other thing. Job creation? Are you kidding me?! We need jobs in this country and we're sending American businessmen over to Egypt so they can do job creation over there!? What about job creation here! Who are we kidding, this is... I don't know what the deal is but CBS turns out to be one of the worst of these offenders Offensive mainstream media outlets It's funny that you say that because- First of all Shut up, Dave! It's funny you say that because I saw a CBS report

1:30:41 And this was CBS Texas. Or at least it was about Texas. And by the way, you notice that the CBS people aren't doing any stories about douchebag Viacom taking Jon Stewart's show off the internet? Oh yeah I don't care. Yeah well a lot of people wonder about the whole thing Here's CBS... We love Jon Stewart! Promoting the NOAA the National Oceanographic Administration. And remember, what the... The Atmospheric Administration I think. So this of course is about the computer because they got a computer and just so you know weather John guess what weather is?

1:31:33 It's climate apparently. Correct, yes! Last years record drought in Texas was made roughly 20 times more likely because of man-made climate change. Woooah! Specifically meaning warming that comes from greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide This report is great. A study requested by NOAA, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration looked at 50 years of weather data in Texas and concluded that man-made warming had to be a factor in the drought. This blows me away! That now they're saying 50... so it used to be climate data and its not weather and now literally they're saying we look at fifty years of weather and now the climate is changing because of man made

1:32:14 global warming. The head of NOAA's climate office is Tom Karl. What we're seeing not only in Texas but in other phenomena and other parts of the world where we can't explain these events by... So let's just make something up. By natural variability alone, they're just too rare too uncommon Aside from the Texas drought Noah called the entire year 2011 THE YEAR OF EXTREME WEATHER EVENTS. Oh ho ho! It's a tornado on the ground Starting in Joplin, Missouri. All told there were seven tornado outbreaks in America last year... So now tornadoes are caused by global warming That caused a billion dollars or more in damages There were increased hurricanes in the North Atlantic

1:32:57 unprecedented flooding in Australia and widespread drought in East Africa. And all of that was caused by La Nina. Typically, La Nina is marked by a sharp cooling in the Pacific but last year's La Nina was the warmest ever and again the government concluded that global climate change played a role. What's happening is these normal fluctuations between El Nino and La Nina events that lead to some of the extreme conditions become more extreme, more intense than they might otherwise have been because we've got increased greenhouse gases in the atmosphere leading to a warmer planet. Now listen to this... Listen to the explanation as to why they are so sure it's almost like Puma Abidin being in vogue. I had Noah made a point of saying today that the climate change they've identified is man-made Why did they say that? Scott you know going back 50 years

1:33:55 Because they were told to? Yeah, well the answer is even better. Why did they say that? Scott, you know going back 50 years they know what temperature and dryness conditions are associated with Texas droughts. And when they put that in the computer nothing explained the intensity and duration of what we saw last year in Texas until they factored in the added heat coming from climate change So they put it into the computer John! Hold on a second...50 crummy years of data? This doesn't even go back to the massive situation took place in the 30s, another 40-year cycle by the way. The third is when we had the Dust Bowl so they don't even count that because that's before 50 years ago So they just took fifty years worth of recent data and then they come to this half baked conclusion based on fifty crummy years of half baked data But they put it in the computer John Oh I guess that made a difference They put it in the computer and you know what we call this?

1:34:54 What? You're going to see a lot of scientists criticizing this as a guess, but Noah for the first time is arguing Scott that this is science. So I have a semi, my clip is not as spectacular as yours but it says broad but its just say drought in America and this the way they handle this sort of story on democracy now. We're approaching 1988 standards for drought This is the main area of the United States where all crops are grown Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Missouri, Nebraska

1:35:37 We grow most of the corn and soybeans in the United States, and this is right where the drought is centered this time. In Missouri at least we're all D2 to D3, and we're approaching D3 in the D2 areas so it's very serious For our coverage of extreme weather's links to global warming, you can go to our website at democracynow.org. They just don't even mess around! They just come out and say it, don't they? Wow... wow.... Will somebody please do a compilation of all the clips we had last winter where all of these same scientists were saying

1:36:22 No, no no no. Extreme weather is not climate. We need a comp... Arsenomics will do that. It was snowing and yeah I know it's been cold but it's got nothing to do with you don't understand the difference between climate and weather. Yes. It's hugely different there's no comparison whether is whether climate is climate Yeah I know. It's unbelievable, it just whatever the data is you just fit into this like Monday morning armchair quarterbacking or people in the stock market the stock market goes up they come with a bogus reason The stock market goes down they come with the same reason only they kind of twist it so that means just the opposite This is bull crap So um...I have no clip for this story but I found it fascinating that all of sudden the United States Senate

1:37:12 Senate gets all angry at HSBC accusing it of massive money laundering, drug laundering, drug money terrorist financing. Yeah I noticed this too and there's something fishy going on. I think i've found that I think I find it yeah so first of all in 2008 The United Nations came out with their very, I think in 2005 they may have had a report as well. We have the UNODC which is the United Nations Department of Criminology and Office on Drugs and Crime

1:37:54 And their report in 2009 was that a majority, and we talked about this on the show. It got no legs at all in the press In their report, they say $352 billion of drug profits was laundered through the banking system. And we were all actually kind of quite happy because without that liquidity which is a fancy word for cash which came primarily from Mexico into HSBC the banks would have really had a huge financing problem

1:38:31 And so in 2011, the United Nations Office of Drugs and Crime came out with another report. And I have both reports in the show notes 427.NAShowNotes.com marked up for your convenience a report estimating illicit financial flows resulting from drug trafficking and other transnational organized crimes But here's where I think there is a connection. I just haven't had time to follow all the way through but I'm on it Here's the line that caught my eye. Interbank loans were funded by money that originated from the drugs trade and other illegal activities

1:39:09 What is related to interbank loans today? LIBOR Because that is what interbank loans are the London Bank offered rate So I believe that they you know, I think what's happened here. Is the drug cartels You know the Clintons and Bushes They were laundering money through the banks and the banks were like oh Well, listen bitches if you're gonna make all this money we're gonna get our piece too and we're gonna manipulate the rate on this interbank loan stuff because we know it's all dirty anyway everyone gotta shut up. Does that sound like a plausible scenario to you? I think there is something going on in that direction... I got to look into it but I think that this is directly related. Here's what the interesting counter to this which would push thinking into your court

1:40:01 the stories over the last few days where all of a sudden we're thinking well you know these drugs coming in from Mexico aren't that important because now the real drug problem in United States is coxy content and stuff were making locally. So I think there threatening to pull the plug on all the, on drug under legal or you in other words pull the plug on the criminalization of drugs and make it decriminalize the whole system which would destroy the market. Destroy the entire world economy! Yeah And so it's like, there is some interesting politics going on because this story about OxyContin which is floating around. It just like why? I was looking at thing and this is a bogus story Not just that but also they keep coming back to the cannibal guy who didn't have bath salts but you know oh some crazy pot you know and this all relates back to synthesized marijuana made by drug companies So yeah I think its very possible that we've got

1:41:05 politicians playing out the camps. You know, it's like well you know these pharma guys who by the way are pretty rich you know we could kind of go over there and let them do all this stuff. Yeah and they play ball for them I mean of course most of the pharma guys as we've talked about before Obama's camp has gotten the most money from big pharma and he is just a lackey for them Yes... you think? No, it is. It's known facts. I mean the whole Obamacare is about the drug companies So its fascinating and im going to dig into this but that just you know its like those this is the only thing Im really good at is Ill re-read this report and Im like hey wait a minute interbank loans so if all of the interbank loan there were signs that some banks were rescued by the interbank loans being funneled the drug money being funneled into the system

1:42:02 He said the money is now part of the official system has effectively been laundered So yeah, it's something about the interbank loans and by the way John Interbank loans guess who's not getting a piece of that? Who yeah us of course. Oh, yeah I'm gonna show my school by donating to no agenda imagine all the people who could do that oh Yeah Hopefully people will bear with us as we thank people for the last three shows for donating between then and now. Beginning with Mike Straight in Cleveland, Ohio $154.69. Greeting from the Rust Belt I meant to get this donation in earlier so Adam can get a lap dance before his wedding but he can hit the day shift as a married man just easy the day shift girls need to make money too

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1:55:08 Anyway, that's our friend in Nova Scotia. That's nice Michael Miller and Tiburon California 6969 Joseph Cotran in Monroeville New Jersey 6969 congratulations to the newlyweds Steve Bottoms in Reno Nevada 6969 just finished a 712 show loved it wish I could have heard 2000 point five but this one is awesome keep up the streak and wishing Adam and Mickey no e a great wedding day It tays Killy in a far high him. Where's how far home? I have no idea 6969 it's grab you on again the swalled nymph donation is from my new human resource Lynn Wishing her excellent life and fun as a Israeli yeah, she's worth more than nine million But it doesn't matter to me just as long as she goes up quick and starts washing the dishes and cleaning the house

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2:06:18 He needs to leave a message, I donated second time so i can call out my best friend John Dennison as a douchebag. Oh okay... Him and I are moving to Temple Texas in one month for two-year power plant job. I would like to ask for karma from John Dennison an eye on the new job. I'm an RV and trailer mechanic. Hey! And need the job cash to start my own business Adam if you need any RV advice or help before or when I'm in Texas let me know. Oh well yeah what i need is a here's what I need, I need the trailer. Do you have any advice on how to get one? You've got karma Here's your buddy groupie or one of them at Amsterdam. Yeah no this is uh... yeah Noah Jenna Groupie. Yeah drunk donation after Adams and Mickey's party first thank you mickey for having us

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2:09:09 Shabo in Shreveport, Louisiana. Tristan Wilson-Kerrigan in Padbury Western Australia. Gary Armstrong in Edgewater New Jersey. Kurt Van Triep from Holland. Kyle Bauer in Worcester, Ohio. And finally Jason Fortune in Geneva Illinois and excuse us for having this extremely long thank you thing but it was for three shows and its expected I like to have this for each show because its entertaining itself Yeah, and if you want a real easy executive or associate executive producership. You know Sunday's your day That's for sure oh yeah, yeah It's gonna be well thank you all so very very much the the wedding well wishes and karma is of course Heartwarming Thank you on behalf of myself my partner And most importantly my bride to like org slash no a

2:10:07 not wife, I said my bride. She's my wife. The Wife! First of all we want to say happy birthday to Jay Dvorak it was her birthday on the 11th that would be JCDs daughter Adam Willis congratulates himself turn 25 on the 21st Mickey Keck Congratulations son Jason. He celebrated on the 13th Howard Abrams says happy birthday to himself Celebrating today sir Steve Taft says happy birthday to himself as does Michael Randall celebrated on the 17th Joan

2:09:09 Shabo in Shreveport, Louisiana. Tristan Wilson-Kerrigan in Padbury Western Australia. Gary Armstrong in Edgewater New Jersey. Kurt Van Triep from Holland. Kyle Bauer in Worcester, Ohio. And finally Jason Fortune in Geneva Illinois and excuse us for having this extremely long thank you thing but it was for three shows and its expected I like to have this for each show because its entertaining itself Yeah, and if you want a real easy executive or associate executive producership. You know Sunday's your day That's for sure oh yeah, yeah It's gonna be well thank you all so very very much the the wedding well wishes and karma is of course Heartwarming Thank you on behalf of myself my partner And most importantly my bride to like org slash no a

2:10:07 not wife, I said my bride. She's my wife. The Wife! First of all we want to say happy birthday to Jay Dvorak it was her birthday on the 11th that would be JCDs daughter Adam Willis congratulates himself turn 25 on the 21st Mickey Keck Congratulations son Jason. He celebrated on the 13th Howard Abrams says happy birthday to himself Celebrating today sir Steve Taft says happy birthday to himself as does Michael Randall celebrated on the 17th Joan

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2:11:42 What do you do? I want to do a podcast. Yeah, yeah what's it about how do you make money? You know advertisers well people donate really yeah we give them like a knighthood what is this your classic Dutch guy asking you questions exactly RINO THE BEARDED! Ryan Breedlove, Sir Matthew Carey your son Josh may step forward and Chris Potter all of you please kneel because of your donations in the amount of $1,000 or more I can hereby proudly pronounce to you all Knights of the Noah Genit Roundtable. So here it is sir Rino The Bearded hello where is he? Sir Matthew Carey

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2:13:02 Now, a request for some European stuff. I can now confirm that the President of the United States of Europe has officially gone insane! Haiku Herman we haven't heard a haiku from him in a while by the way. Go on yeah he is now officially insane so I'm just gonna play you the audio just so you can't really hear it and it's in Dutch anyway but it's unbelievable this guy is such an idiot, so he's...and this is all over the the dutch press but I needed to share with you So was doing a joint press conference in Brussels two days ago

2:13:44 and he was going to announce the Balkan politician. And he's up there with the president of Kosovo, Atifata Djadjaga and he bends over to her... I'm gonna play the audio then I'll tell you what he said okay here's the audio so they're together on the stage the press conference about to start He bends over to her whispers in her ear Unfortunately the microphones were off. Ladies and gentlemen, it's my pleasure to welcome... The microphones were hot and people were able to hear him say, who hates you schat? Which translates to what your name again babe? Does it translate in what your name again or what's-your-name-again babe? What's-your-name-again babe literally yes as something you'd say to some hottie yeah he says what's your name again babe

2:14:52 He says, what's your name again? Babe. Yes! Yes! Schat... Who hates you schat? It is very, very denigrating to say that to a woman particularly the president of Kosovo Hey baby what's your name again? What's your name again baby? Hey babe wha-wha-what's your name again And she goes, Jajaga Because he didn't even know, he was like whatever, jajaga whatever. Jag-jaga! Now if that weren't enough listen to this one minute speech and tell me if the guy is not A on drugs B totally retarded or C lost the plot and is a complete idiotos We are living ladies and gentlemen in challenging times at least

2:15:46 under three aspects. He's drunk! Never in human history... Wait, I'm sorry there is a fourth option. I think you're right listen this is a drunk speech you're right You're right I'm hearing it for the first time because he talks about trees Alright, listen to drunk Haiku Herman. This is a drunk donation We are living ladies and gentlemen in challenging times at least under three aspects Never in humanist history so many people became old And aging goes in some European countries hand-in-hand with decreasing population

2:16:23 So we need family and social cohesion to tackle this challenge. We cannot afford socially, economically and in the first instance humanely a lost young generation in Europe as neither we can afford to have older people sidelined for lesser productivity. All these implies political choices and is at the heart of policymaking today Churches, synagogues, mosques, temples and their NGOs, schools and associations are bringing at local level persons togetherness. They can also therefore play an important role in improving understanding and mutual learning between generations

2:17:17 In some ways, it is against the trend. Against the zeitgeist but it's future-oriented." What did he just say? I have no idea! Something about more people need to work and we need to have more kids. A Zeitgeist. A Zeitgeist... He's drunk! I think you're right. He's drunk! He's totally drunk. He's totally flippin' drunk Wow Meanwhile, you know it's not that and you know your goal. You're did he got nutty what else is there to do in Brussels? Yeah drink so Spain unveiled a 79 billion dollars as like 56 billion euro austerity plan Which includes raising VAT now value-added tax this is great from 18 percent to 21 percent

2:18:13 Which some people say, well that's only a 3%. No. No. That's a 20% increase. A 20% increase in taxes! Also... Oh wow they're going to privatize the airport? The railroads and the ports Here we go it's just like Greece And of course what did the slaves do Anger over Spain sweeping new austerity measures has spilled out onto the streets of Madrid. Scuffles broke out as crowds demonstrated against wage cuts and tax increases. It's claimed that one protester was beaten up by police. Now listen closely to the idiot who is going to talk in a minute, the politician. The person who was arrested got a horrifying beating from one of the riot police officers this man says He gave him a terrible beating

2:19:13 Basically, punching him in the face. Shut up slave! Spain's under pressure to get its public finances in order amid market concerns over the state of the country's banks and wider economy The conservative government has come under mounting criticism By the way Do you think this guy talks like this at home? Would you please get the dinner ready and then I'm going to tap that ass. The austerity measures are hitting the middle and working classes the hardest The aim of the fresh package of cuts is to chop 65 billion euros off the budget deficit, the country's biggest reduction plan in recent history. The government approved a savings drive on Friday as Spain struggles... It's a savings drive by though it's a savings drive it's like a blood drive like a pledge savings drive... ...under a recession and an unemployment rate

2:20:13 of almost 25 percent. If Spain's finances are seen as unsustainable, the recession will be a lot worse than we have at the moment." So this is the Spanish young case, the Yager his name is Luis de Guindos Would you like to know just a brief little biography? Louise of the windows. A little biography about Louise? Yeah, okay so this is the finance minister for Spain what are his credentials no he was not in Vogue magazine but in 2006 he was appointed advisor for Lehman Brothers in Europe

2:20:58 and director of its subsidiary bank in Spain and Portugal, where he remained until the collapse... Another banker. ...and declaration of bankruptcy of the latter in 2008. Subsequently, the Guidons became responsible for the finance division of PricewaterhouseCoopers! Another fine institution! Total douchebag banker raping slaves! Raping them! 20 per- almost a 20% increase in value added tax. That's everything! You poop, 20 percent extra. She's nuts. We got to get a report from Garcia

2:21:44 We sure do. Oh, the German... There's a German economist who was chosen to head what they call the permanent bailout fund known as the European Stability Mechanism discussed ad nauseum on The Best Podcast in The Universe so of course if you're gonna force the slaves to pay their tax money directly to the banks You might as well get someone who is in the business and it might as will be a German. German economist Klaus Regling Which by the way, regeling means the arranger. So he's an arranger, he takes care of business. He is a guy that makes things happen. Has never made a big deal out his position in the past and it is not likely to change now The 61 year old from Lübeck Is not known for pithy comments rather he's A sober pragmatic worker known for structured thinking His motto? There's No Magic Cure! He brings with him almost 40 years work experience Let me think Where did he start his career in 1970 John C Dvorak Where?!

2:22:45 Some bank International Monetary Fund the Bank Among other things he contributed to debt restructuring of Morocco and Indonesia Well, how'd that work out there you go? That's your new taxman from Germany Intel inside nice hmm but the funniest thing is I think the funniest thing that has happened, and of course there was even talk of this in Gitmo Nation Lowlands, was the G-Force or G4S debacle in Gitmo Nation East. This is the corporation that is supposed to

2:23:31 provide security for the Olympics. This is a fiasco yes so of course this and now a lot of people saying oh they're setting it up for false flag no I disagree and this most recent report which just came in proves my theorem This is to bring military to the streets and the waterways of London, and they will be permanent. They will not go away! And you're getting an extra bonus! As athletes and guests start to arrive here at Heathrow Airport for London's Olympic Games... ...they'll be met by all-the usual sights including long queues at immigration as UK border officials struggle to cope with the sheer numbers involved But it won't just be UK officials they'll come across

2:24:15 Some may be surprised to see American agents operating on British soil. The US Transport Administration Authority has reportedly been allowed to bring in its agents... So she mispronounces it, but it's the Transportation Security Administration. TSA agents will be in London! That's a great gig! That's awesome! Hey guys, what boss? Road trip!!! A move aimed at helping British authorities to secure American flights in and out of the UK. Because their British authorities are obviously idiots! The agents apparently... And by the way, let me just as an ask Adam think how many flights by the way have flown out of Heathrow? They've had problems coming in United States that we need to put more security over there's must be but they must be falling out of the sky like crazy Well this is the ones going into the UK We've had the guys who you know were gonna blow up

2:25:12 Bottles of water we've had shoe bomber guys all foiled, of course while they were at home before they even went to the airport They didn't even have tickets but okay. It's okay you foiled it But this is for coming into the country You're gonna lie Because it's this is the start This is this marks the start of the new world order This is now how you've got Thousands of troops on the street just you know stop and search. I see how far the British public can be pushed Oh Apparently infinite levels it does not stop but wait there's more he won't be allowed past boarding gates or onto UK aircraft

2:25:53 But their mere presence could prove controversial. In the US, they've been accused of performing intrusive pat-downs It's just the latest concession that Britain has been forced to make to the U.S., which doesn't believe the Olympic host has done enough to ensure the security of the Games The American team will reportedly bring with it 500 FBI agents. This is unbelievable. You're seeing this all wrong, John! It's another road trip. Hookers in the UK are pretty cool. I'm sure if i was in the FBI would want to take the road trip too but there's this nonsense that we're so concerned about the security of the Olympics why? Do we own the Olympics? We were stooges now for the International Olympic Committee those corrupt pricks? Are you kidding me?! What's interesting while I was over there with the whole brouhaha about

2:26:56 about the Ralph Lauren ugly uniforms made in China and they now you wait play the clip I got Diane this is this is just a teaser about it on ABC there's to emphasize the bullcrap story How could it be? We thought America ought to know. Our report ignited a fury, members of Congress today called for action and Olympic committee members ducked for cover. Made in America It's about American jobs, American workers, America's future. Only on World News with Diane Sawyer on ABC So what no one or what the news media fails to point out is the Olympics

2:27:38 Why all the commercialism? Coca-Cola has the Coca-Cola 8 pack. There is billions being made, billions... You can't learn a logo T shirt! Billions being made and they are the most elitist A-holes in the universe They are so elitist all of them And athletes who get completely raped get nothing All the, you have to like support your athlete. Yeah cause Coca-Cola's not gonna pay him. You know all they want is you know they wanna be Bruce Jenner and hopefully retire after they've wrecked their bodies hopefully retire

2:28:17 with some endorsement deals after the Olympics. The whole thing is one big commercial sham and why I don't understand it either John what is the mythology? Is this all because of the Greek flame and all that, I don't get it! Why are you... The torch below any flame that keeps going out This is just as bad as daylight savings time Everyone's program... I have never seen marketing like this I mean I've watched this all my life It's well executed, it is all douchebaggery marketing. And they've done it by creating this mythos over these phony games which were on and off again forever. There was none of these games in the year 850. Remember Adolf Hitler had the uniform contract in the 40s? Let's not forget that! Yeah. The whole thing is just like... I don't know. These athletes proving what we always thought about many of them

2:29:17 brainless and working for nothing and being exploited it's ludicrous so they can get the little gold thing that can brag about to their kids. Which isn't even real gold anymore? No, no it's a big giant piece of... Play-Doh! No I think is it's tungsten. Yeah tungsten right Check all right. Yeah, we can bitch about this to her blue in the face and means nothing All right Let's look at the vaccine world because there's some good stuff going on well I do you know about the twitching girls

2:29:56 Oh, tell me about the twitching girls. What do we got? Oh yeah there's twitching girls. Play more girls gone crazy with symptoms and then play twitching part two More girls gone crazy! A mystery illness strikes a group of kids across the country leaving both parents and doctors baffled The girls went from happy normal kids to shaking twitching and sneezing uncontrollably Jim Array has the latest on what is causing the bizarre episodes Hey, if I were married to that woman i'd have to smack her around If she talked like that the whole time. So... Before you go on they never do explain anything by the way

2:30:33 Well, why would they? What a waste. We got commercials to play man. ...controllably jerking her head and arms... I would say her body's out of control And get this on the exact same day Pamela Sturm of North Carolina was alarmed when her 17 year old daughter Lily woke up from a nap and started twitching So not a mention of anything not a mention of the HPV shot It's a mystery! How could it be ladies and gentlemen well This is very interesting because Australia has now become the first country to mandatorily administer the HPV vaccine to teenage boys. And it gets better because they've, you know... Now that we're kind of solving AIDS which I'll get to in a minute gay men

2:31:23 are in the highest risk group to contract the virus apparently. So let me just make sure I get this right work, let me just get this right. This is I'm reading literally from the report gay men are in the highest risk group to contract the virus since the vaccine started being administered a teenage girls Since its introduction, the vaccine has proved effective in reducing infection and as an indirect result protecting heterosexual boys. The introduction of vaccine to boys as well girls is expected next year should significantly lower the risk of infection to gay men in Australia." So luckily we've got another gay virus! It's for your cervical cancer you gay man!! My head explodes when I read this.

2:32:07 I'm starting to twitch just even being reading a report about HPV because you don't have a cervix as a man. But now we have, thank God we have something for gay men! As a bi-curious male i'm just outraged once again and now we have for the gay men we have retrovirals yes? Retrovirals which will prevent HIV not only in people infected with HIV, but also people who have pre-exposure prophylaxis. Yes well you can be I have the true Vata clip known as prep so pre exposure

2:33:00 They keep saying the on the Lexus. What the hell is pre-exposure? Prophylactics yeah play the clip I'll tell you over a year and a half ago He added another tool to keep him HIV negative A daily pill called Truvada for prep something that we can use to combat the infection and hopefully decrease Infection rates Derek started Truvada for prep as part of a class clinical trial. Today, the FDA gave the drug its official stamp of approval. Today was a watershed moment in our response to HIV in the United States James Ladecka of the San Francisco AIDS Foundation thinks that the FDA's approval of the first drug to prevent HIV and AIDS will lead to more testing and access to HIV prevention. Truvada for PrEP is not going to end HIV by itself but we can't end HIV without it

2:33:49 And when we combine Travada for PrEP with all the other prevention technologies that are already available, we believe were on the verge of taking a significant step forward to this vision of an AIDS-free generation. It's not for everybody! The drug is only recommended to people who are confirmed to be HIV negative and are considered part of a high risk group and is meant to be used with other preventative measures. According to the San Francisco AIDS Foundation, nearly a quarter of gay men in San Francisco are HIV positive for Derek Truvada is more than just peace of mind. The more tools that we have for prevention for HIV the better and this is a step on the right direction I think

2:34:29 Now the FDA's approval of Truvada for PrEP is just the beginning for getting this drug out to the people who need it most. Right now, a year supply of the drug costs between $14 and 16 thousand dollars per year. That's over 1 thousand dollars a month. Dana? Of course! This is sham rip off highway robbery totally It's highway robbery and it's only for the people who need it most. Who needs the most? Everybody apparently. This is Tenoforyl, this combination of one of those cocktails that has been around for a while was first approved in 2004 and then they said you know what else we could use this for? We're not making enough money! So prophylaxis, the definition of prophylaxis

2:35:23 is measures designed to prevent health and prevent the spread of disease. So literally PREP stands for Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis or Pre-Exposure Prevention, which is like precline. That means before you've been exposed to HIV so you don't have it is what that really refers to So you don't you haven't got it. You've big test yeah, I haven't got it so you know so you're in the pre-exposure mode Yeah, so please and go watch the documentary house of numbers You can see even watch it on online think it's a it's entire down YouTube for sure and you can see the the

2:36:06 the co-founder as in who also discovered the HIV virus literally saying that this is a huge scam. The AIDS industry should watch that, really should! The guy who discovered it is saying that all of this is a big scam So I'm trying to find out what you listened to there was on the local news story It was a package Yes That was not produced locally Don't tell me you found No, I have not found the public relations agency behind it but i will. Yes you will And im sure its one of the big boys and at $16000 a year for a pop to take this stuff theyve got the money to spend for public relations So they ramrodded this story into the public domain and its all over the place The War on Chicken Oh yes we have two stories about The War on Chickens

2:37:08 Three vaccines used to prevent respiratory disease in chickens have swapped genes producing two lethal new strains that have killed tens of thousands of fowl across two states in Australia. Right along with that, Mexico... Home of the crazy flu! Swine Flu They have slain two and a half million birds at poultry farms. That would be chickens, poultry farms sorry in Western Mexico over the past three weeks an attempt to contain a bird flu outbreak

2:37:53 The virus responsible for Mexico's current bird flu outbreak, H7N3 has occasionally caused human disease in various parts of the world according to the United Nations. I say it's time we're gonna get it again ladies and gentlemen! Can't wait? It's going to be a great summer that's right No agenda swine flu. Yeah, they got to do something because there's a the flu vaccine game is all a winters only moneymaker They gotta move it to the summer. That's right you have all year around

2:38:32 It's kind of like, you know doing a new television series in the summer. You got to do that just someone's got to do it and if you're the only one doing it then you make a killing Yeah because nobody's got any competition people don't like watching reruns If they've if they're really into a show I think the guys are really smart for doing this but vaccines as we have known for many many years on this program Vaccines are The bonanza is all about giving people stuff that who are not sick Because you have to be so worried, so afraid. Oh boy! And it works people just lining up for it So I saw talk about lining up my son one of the worst egregious I guess I don't know our News items that was on the horrible show that used to be good years ago nightline

2:39:24 And it was just essentially, I only have a little clip of it. The clip is the facelift plug and some woman who got a facelift she's a producer in Hollywood she looks fine! And then she had a face lift and I don't think that she looks that much different She probably looks less attractive but she was like preoccupied and they way they played this thing out listen to this piece and its just to promote facelifts Oh, hello! That's different. After a nose job, a chin implant and fat grafting her new face is complete Here is the quintessential profile shot. Which before you never would have put on? I never would have put that on because my little chin would've been, you know looking like a little turtle. Triana is finally ready to show her nearly 800 Facebook friends her new face! Do you feel a little more confident about it now?

2:40:19 I do. It extends all the way to Skyping with people, to having other people tag me in a Facebook picture or something...I feel great all the time! Before I even used to like hold my chin and you know what i mean? And now I just want to show my face! Hello! But you look gorgeous! Awwww! I walk taller, I feel more comfortable like..I feel really good For Nightline, I'm Cecilia Vega in Los Angeles Wow It was disturbing. Yeah, well I over in Gitmo lowlands I saw a lot of news reports about

2:40:56 You know, in women's magazines. I feel sexier after my boob job." It's just sad. I think there is a public relations movement going on as we speak promoting this because as you recall there has been a lot of negative stories. Face jobs gone bad and websites with face jobs gone bad look at her before and after holy crap she looks terrible so they've...this is a counter strike this is a total counter strike yeah it's true If we had one of those sites up right now, we'd be bribed to take it down. Or they bring on some kind of intellectual properties lawsuit Yeah no, we would have to take it down You'll watch there will very little of that at least while they're paying the big dough

2:41:43 So I have two clips that might be good to play at the end. Well, we got a wrap it up. I'm tired actually Okay well Then we'll just finish up with like miles will just finish up then with something I want to reintroduce the show because somebody's requested A couple people have what happened to the bad acting clips? Oh yes good Well, I got this from modern family It's the two gay guys who I've decided by the way aren't gay And they're just bad actors. And this is them. Mitchell, where are you going? I'm just sick of it Cam! Mitchell come back here and talk to me there are coyotes out here and meth addicts Every time cam every time someone says that we're getting a baby i get my hopes up and then when It all falls apart We have to go through the whole thing again and then meanwhile The child that we do have at a recital and we're missing it No

2:42:37 I'm as frustrated as you are. Are you? Wow, okay So here's the formula bad acting and gay equals ratings We should try no agenda is it like John John have you seen what that bitch Hillary has done this time What?! Well she and that hooma You know her beard well They're just out there just plugging away and having McCain doing all the talking for them That McCain Come on John, you can be gayer than that. I can't! I just... Come on try it's gotta be like- I can do a pretty good game but Is there not a little bit of gay in there? is there no gay in you at all?! There's let me try to get into the gay thing a little bit Okay well thats good You could be like the old- I can do a little less then what your doing Why don't you be the sugar daddy gay Like yeah Hey

2:43:32 No. I think we're just gonna offend what gay audience we have. Go ahead, they like it! Come on... If- if I could just hear you do a little gay then I would feel like if we can get some ratings It's fabulous!! That's not that's lame gay. I'm not gonna sit here trying to appease your- I'm not going there That was good. That was pretty good. I refuse Just say something like just say okay Here's how it works. I say something and all you have to do is, uh-huh girlfriend! Okay ready? So here we go That's not gay that's dumb Please never say that Oh well You need to get out in San Francisco more my friend Maybe ten years ago How about just do Irish

2:44:20 If you do Irish, it might sound... I can't do Irish and I can't do Scotch. Scots is the one i really want to get down Just try a little irish No, I can't do Irish! I can only do voices. And not Leo I can't believe you can't do gay. Yeah, yeah, I can't do Irish. I can do a little gay but it's always just at the spur of the moment at the right in the right moment so it's like my Indian I could do that occasionally. How about Gay Indian? Okay let's do this too gay Indian Now this is a gay Indian Is that good enough There's no gay in that Indian That's totally gay Wow

2:45:01 You know, by the way. By the way you have a block man you have a mental block this uh- you got a block there's blockage we gotta work on that Yeah yeah We really gotta Front? That was pretty good. That was pretty good I would just do like um can i have some tea with milk Can i have some tea with milk We were in the lounge yesterday, uh, in New York because that was kind of cool. KLM let us use their lounge even though we were arriving and so you know we're like freaking out and like trying to figure everything out. Joan Collins comes in with... Joan Collins? Yeah!

2:45:42 with a big hat on. I think she needs that to keep the facelift part, you know kind of hidden all the scars around her. Yeah and there's just bunch of clothes pins holding her face up in the hat And uh... and she is totally... and Mickey by the way says oh that's okay it's good she should do that so she got two rich gay guys who i'm sure are paying for the whole trip So yeah she sitting right like catty cornered to us here's the conversation Oh were able to go out smoke your fag? Oh good Oh, well when we get in first thing we do We go party at Sank on Sank. What do you say? Because I'm a little superstitious You know i'm superstitious don't you? We got to party at Sank on Sank Like really

2:46:26 What? That was Joan Collins? Yeah, Sank on Sank is the club Sank on Sank. Sank 55? Club 55 in Saint-Tropez where they apparently were headed and she's like two rich gay guys paying for her to be you know basically instead of her having a handbag... That doesn't make sense it tends to be the other way around. No! She pays for the gay guys. I don't think she's got the money rolling in anymore like it used to be So, you know now she's a new ity. She's and she's an accessory It's like oh whose turn is it to take Joan to San Tropez? I'm telling you either Completely gay yeah You are the worst gay ever very gay Now we're just being silly

2:47:23 So, um... Yeah. We've already lost our 10 gay listeners I think we have a lot more than that And you know what? They love it! I would like to have them say uh Shut up slave Good job! Do that again I just did it Do it again I can't do it twice Come on, do it again No no no, I'm not easily goaded by you Please Why? Because I just want it recorded. You had it recorded, you have it recorded- No but no there was the Marriott thing was playing underneath it Uh...no because you're gonna use the show opener and its gonna be at the beginning of the show And then we're gonna lose our gay audience for the rest of the show So NO! NOOO! I'm using that part now for sure Nahh you shouldn't use that We're going to loose our gay audience for sure Naah that doesn't sound right

2:48:18 Alright everybody, so we'll be looking into some stuff getting ready to assassinate some more media and still looking for a trailer for the 2009 Hot Pockets Tour. We have about eight or nine days left since I blew my wad on getting back in time The backup emergency trailer rental money Yes the chatroom Thorn is going to make T-shirts I'm gay for no agenda I'm telling you it's gonna be a hit It would be a hit if you can get on the road. All right, everybody it was quite enjoyable remember Dvorak org slash na for your value for value donations get on in as an executive or associate executive producer for Sunday's program when we will return and coming to you once again from Camp Mofo back live in the control room

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