Topic: Rino The Bearded

Adam Curry performs a formal knighting ceremony for producers who donated $1,000 or more. The new knights include Rino the Bearded (Ryan Breedlove), Matthew Carey (for his son Josh), and Chris Potter. Curry bestows the titles and discusses the "hookers and blow" escrow for the younger recipient.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak jokingly announce their intention to run for President and Vice President in the 2016 election. Their platform includes protecting the Constitution, deporting certain media figures like Fareed Zakaria, and turning C-SPAN into a reality show. They suggest Molly Wood for Secretary of State and Rino the Bearded for Secretary of Defense, proposing a "Crackpot and Buzzkill" ticket.